0:00 you can't you can't trust your swipe it's not that's not where the magic happens anyway and then you break up with them later and you look back and retrospect you're like they are Fu so also true but then you look at a picture of you two together me too yeah it's also [Music] true welcome back everybody to another very very tall tale within the careful boys where today of course we're going to take Colleen's take on this hey does hi matter sure God damn it cleen it's the end of the video it's the end of the video she says sure she say she only dates guys 6'2 and over look valid okay so it's over for all of you guys out there that are trying to date her yeah you have to be 64 and you have to make $600,000 year
0:50 $600,000 a year 64 I can dat Cen po Yeah by he's gay he's not actually gay though oh you don't know he's just that's a bit oh we actually gay I was hoping T would pop out again and be like no you know how they have that probability like calculator for guys and then goes like yeah I want a guy that's like six something this within this age it's like 0.1% chance of them actually finding them oh yeah yeah yeah the high value men thing but you know why that number is also incorrect because they're weighing it against the whole population so you got to First weigh it within the dating dating dating pool so it's even lower no it's higher cuz the percentage is okay so like clearly you won't add
1:41 senior citizens to the dating pool you wouldn't add children to the dating pool right so if you're if you have all humans you're going to have such a huge 7 billion like number yeah but then wouldn't a lot of high value men already be either taken or senior citizens yeah it's true there's no kids that are making 500k I mean there's less billionaires that are young right no like for my example it's like so like let's say if you're doing if you're if you if you look at the number you go oh it's like a point point .1% right you're actually weighing that against 7 billion so that it could be that if you say um I want someone the ages of 21 to 22 then it's like still a 0. so it's like it's it's kind of making you trick your
2:33 mind and then if you think about what that number is in reality it's still like 5 million people oh oh it's got to be also because like let's say like the people are saying that maybe it's like the uh American woman or something like the Western woman right yeah but then if you include like men of that age but like from like the Philippines and Indonesia and stuff like that then the Height's going to go yeah on average anyway so yeah like an Indonesian man that's 6'4 forget about it no more forget about it forget what's your hype cut off preference your preference it's a preference but I've dated people who are shorter than me really by how much like to your chin where you could go to their for oh my God oh my God that you're holding them like this and you go I'll say I mean it's definitely not it was I was
3:24 more lenient then than I am now what do you mean then like when you're younger yeah when I was younger I was more lenient well cuz girls are typically tall than boys in junior high that's true Junior High yeah Junior High all girls are taller than boys sometimes in high school too so what's my what what's your cut off for like if if it's just your preference without any you know just logic wise what's your preferred height I I would like somebody who's at least 5'11 that's reasonable that's the average like at least like a few how tall are you like 59 yeah like 5'9 five can you stand up real quick yeah and then Nick can you stand it back to back with her yeah Nick you're what like 5'7 a lot shorter than cleen well I'm also I have heels on yeah she has heels on though I got heels on too so the heels I
4:15 probably oh you're 57 Nick I'm 5'8 5'7 without shoes Okay so if if if Nick was 511 then he would still be taller than you with your heels on let me wear your heels and see how tall I am taller than me without my heels what the ████ butt goes on top of 5 it's like a it's a Lego it's a Lego it's a perfect fit it's a it's a Lego piece it Fs in his lower back so my preference is my butt has to be taller than your butt her butt's taller than mine that's cute yeah her butt can rest on your butt yeah my butt needs to rest on your Nick doesn't look bad like that height difference you know why he look at his ears first of all gangster look at him he's I it makes me feel insecure when I stand next to aall when a guy is not talk if he's making it up for on the side it doesn't look awkward yeah exactly like
5:05 Barton Gio like Gio's like pretty like three she I think she has like two three inches on BART but Bart looks like a man but that's because the two of them look like the classic Barbarian and valkery combo that's true Barian you I mean in fantasy that guy that guy's always shorter but you don't look at like at like he's like weaker but fat Bart was tight though fat Bart was cool fat Bart was dope Hannah's more significantly taller than me is she yeah I never noticed that's so she's 3 4 in taller than me you guys also kind of have a barbarian Valkyrie kind of going on for some reason when I look at you too you look the same because my torso is longer so when we sit down we look like normal height when we're sitting if Tiff wears heels she's harder than me cuz she has long limbs really you're what five wow I that never occurred to me you guys always look the same height to me yo I I used to see Joe at uh airports all the
5:57 time going to Hawaii and then yeah I would always noticed Hannah a little bit taller but how would you see me at airports all the time bro see I knew he didn't remember he worked at the daily all the time bro I would before I would always run into you in Hawaii and twoo I would always say hi to you at the airport at the airport two times you did you you remember guys grunning up to anybody going up to you like Joe oh hey you're Joe huh thought guess what it was me the whole time Joe I was saying hi he would tell me he like yo I saw Joe how long ago though it was way in the beginning you didn't really know him that well not last year mhm you didn't know I know you last year no you didn't yes I did no you didn't you might have heard of me but you never knew me oh you definitely heard about me I
6:47 thought I Met You in 2023 yeah you did cuz we we so it has to be 202 no he knew you already because of the uh Christmas party that was last year yeah you bullshitter hey but here's the question you know how like when you see those viral videos where it's some girl being like I need a man at 65 at least and it's usually like a 41 girl yeah and then she's usually like 300 lb but then she's usually 300b she's a queen though D not to be harsh but like I will admit I will admit we as guys know maybe we were that guy but we all know guys that also are equally undesirable saying that I want a Kristen crook I want to ████ you know like the same is true on the that's true that's true I hear that same ████ I've heard picky ass dudes that have are virgins and have never even garnered the interest of a single that blows my mind where male or female right
7:38 like they clearly want someone that's way out of their there's a delusion aspect for sure that's their standard and they won't get with people that are probably more on their level of attractiveness yeah and they probably resent their current part of well they just never they just connect with way less people that way you don't even life is told you you got to shoot the Stars cuz if you fall short you die that's true cuz I've never um Anon Le vers thought that height stuff was an issue that's because you was pulling them tall ████ I I actually dated a girl that was 6'3 damn you're at the grace Zone if you really think about it I'm 5'6 dude I'm pretty short you didn't have I still see that as the grace Zone because like if you we grew up around other Asians a lot that's true those girls are not that much taller than us true cuz if you're dating mostly Asian then it's it's appropriate in
8:30 Luxembourg or like Sweden we be like yeah 63 you didn't even have to bend down to eat her out man no right there bro I didn't have to how why did you have to look like a Vella I just have to go like this that's fire I've realized that that's kind of at least like in the scene that we grew up in we're not that short really hey I never I never really understand the whole like um guys like if a there there's a tall like good-looking girl right and then they're like yeah like I don't get hit on by that many guys because like they get intimidated or whatever it is and then I never really understood that because I thought that the girls would reject not the guys would reject them like I thought the girls would be more like oh no no I need a taller guy but
9:21 the reality is there's a lot of tall girls that are like I don't mind I know I'm tall yeah but then a lot of guys just don't even try or they get self-conscious cuz they feel like less of a man standing next to a taller girl a lot of it does come from having friends that are girls that are tall and hearing their grievances yeah or actually dating taller girls and then hearing like how it was actually difficult for them and I'm like what but you're ████ gorgeous like how and it and it's it's kind of like the whole um some women that are really hot don't get approach but girls that are kind of uh more like what do you like mid right like I think guys would be more confident I was going to say approachable but midw works or like or like they would feel more they're more like they're more like non not threatening as the word but they feel like they actually have a chance so
10:12 they're going to try versus a girl that's so hot they're not even going to try cuz they're going to feel like they're going to get rejected you got blame social media too you got all these short girls saying I need a six feet guy you know mean there're constantly saying there's a lot of social pressure on men I think and I think now more than ever with social media being so prevalent a lot of short guys are just like well also there's a lot of whack tall guys too that's what I heard I heard a crazy story some tall six there's a lot of guys who just their their their entire identity is being tall that's hard that's sad damn damn better than their entire identity of their beard right yeah but usually that's the same guy though the same guy T human being does does crack a neck though you're just like what the ████ why yeah I think that's great you think you think who has
11:02 a harder time short Kings or like really tall women short Kings I know man but there's a lot of short girls out there for them no because I think no matter what women will have guys pursuing them so for example right if you're a short King if you don't put yourself out there then women aren't going to come to you but you could be a tall girl and if you're attractive no matter what men will reach out to you cuz there's unattractive girls that still get hit on by guys yeah so like you could be a short attractive guy and you still won't get hit on the way that you could be invisible for most of your life it's true literally invisible like I can't see you cuz you're so short and the thing is short short dudes where are you you're always looking the short dudes always try to compensate somehow they
11:54 get the biggest truck they get the craziest outfits and still yet we and still yet we still see your ████ hair like yo yo I can't see your outfit hey but to be fair though like you know like that's that's part of the the dopeness of society right like that choice of compensation if you feel that you're lacking something because the rest of the society told you that they want a taller thing you know then you got to ████ like work extra hard somewhere you got to balance it out our life fell nice job like it's like when when you're like a short King and then so you hella hit the gym become a Gym Bro right right so at the very least you're mad cut yeah so you max out and also it's easier for you to get jacked if you're shorter hey that's true you know what's funny to me is it's hard
12:44 when I heard a person's preference if I wanted to date them or if I wanted to pursue them it just I I never really took it as like that's the definite end all be all like if a woman says like I prefer tall guys right mhm but then I'm like yeah but then if you like 90% about this person which is maybe me then You' probably date me and then I won't listen to her to go and go like okay well I don't meet that requirement of being 6'1 so she's probably never going to see like I'm wait no like if I want if I want them can't even hear you down there then yeah wouldn't you just oh that's a cute dream yeah but how much do you think that high think is consciously or subconsciously related to like future genetics yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know
13:35 what you're talking about it's that whole like suitable mate and like the the protection aspect of it like as a woman yeah oh that makes sense cuz she's so small she wants to feel protected it's not like a character flaw that you're short it's like a physical feature that they're looking for you're talking about like a primal like instinct thing yeah that's the way I looked at it all the time too you know what I mean like I feel like girls look at that like if you have four feet girl and dating a four Fe dude if they the four feet dude get into a fight he's getting punted you know what I mean that's how she going yeah that's why a girl that's 6'5 she doesn't care cuz she could protect herself yeah but I don't want well she's still down for a 67 dude probably I think height is what really like change some some people are so self-conscious about height it shapes their personality differently than if you know they didn't think about it well
14:25 it's it's people that don't have anything else going for them cuz like it's like if you have options like let's say you have talent and and power and you have influence and it's like yeah so you might be a 5- foot dude but you're Kevin Hart you know what I mean like there's there's so many other things going for you that like you don't obsess about the thing that you lack and it's something that you lack that you didn't have control over yeah yep so I think any rational person can judge that as like this is not something that you chose for yourself you can get them l leg extension surgeries so you can do about it I just I just make my neck longer stand up straighter get them rings but I think it's only a downfall style but it's 62 now I think it's only a negative when you have a preference
15:15 for taller women so like let's say cuz short guys will find a short girl too and they look like a cute couple yeah so tiny so like I don't think but they can be punted according to subin by subin the the dude can if they get into some ████ cuz imagine you get into some stuff in that some short guys be getting into ████ on their own it's annoying but is it with other short people cuz then that's like kid cuz dude all the guys I knew growing up that are like really short and they felt some type of way about it or like that people identified them as just being like short guys they were insufferable to be around just because they were always trying and they did know how to like like sometimes they would be they they'd get buff you know they're kind of they figure out a way to to get girls but like just themselves they could like they were just insecure with their own bodies all the time you're like that's why I think it it changes how they act
16:06 which sucks cuz like and that's not just their fault but it's also years of other guys putting them down or treating them differently will cause you to shape your personality differently which is unfortunate but I think by default if you're just shorter but you still I know a lot of guys who are short that it doesn't even occur to me to think of them any lesser because they're just mad confident and I'm like how how how do you get that that's the trick whatever this person's got going they're just more concerned about how they can be a difference to people or good things they can do they don't think about like they don't look at relationships like height to height it's like some people just think you're interesting and that's attractive but if a little guy gets like uh disrespectful you just pick him up you can cuz you're strong you make your legs do that and just you put me down put me down no even worse just do it is just pet the head okay pal shut up mother if I sit on
16:58 a chair my feet dangle hella insecure I'm like not if you a special ops veteran and ████ that' be no but your feet are dangling bro you can't look tough like that that's I don't care who you are feels good it is yeah you like to just feel sus when you go get a haircut and they have to Jack the chair down hey that's that's me me dude I would have to do that you're going to go for a ride buddy okay who who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hope you're not afraid of heights hey the worst is when you're when when the barber is like trying to lift you up and you max out and you still not there oh my God you know what's funny to me is like when people hear these preferences that it's just biologically wired for like women to like tall guys or guys to like you know hourglass shape or whatever and it's it's just it is what it is and if you're not gifted with that then like figure
17:48 how to live with it right but then like people get so bent up so mad they get so mad like why do women always want tall guys tall tall tall it's like but that's their loss then if that's their if they have a hard line that's their law yeah that's don't you find things that are also attractive that not all women have yeah right like like huge Tas exactly not all girls have like luscious boobies but then like how many girls would you actually date them and love them even though they don't have the best titties in the world that's why I think people it's just I think those I think those statements come from lack of experience where like somebody told me this very early in life and it really stuck with me I think it's a quote from somewhere but some some dude was like no matter how like perfect a woman
18:38 is there's a guy out there that's sick of her ████ yeah it's absolutely and I was like yeah it's true like it's all relative it's relative right it's like you you could have had a girl that you thought was your dream girl and I think once you have it that's the best way of learning you could have someone's perfect and it doesn't work out and you go oh I shouldn't have judged based on this like it that's not what it's about yeah the way that women are val is mostly due to her looks right so like when a guy will judge or even a girl would judge like a couple and a lot of the times a guy would be like oh you could do better but they don't care about how this person is a girlfriend to you or anything they just go oh you could probably get with a hotter girl as if that is the more important thing than the companionship or anything else but every there's a lot of people that think this way right but also it's like if
19:29 you've been in hella relationships over time you you you realize there's way ████ crazy like better things to focus on you don't prioritize the the looks I mean that's a great bonus if it works out that way but that the person you vibed with just looks great to you too but that's kind of dumb to be like have that be the Forefront like like that's the lead reason I know but that's but it comes from that in inexperienced group yeah it's a door opener but yeah it's the inexperienced group that's never been in a relationship that doesn't understand all the other actual qualities that make things longevity like like more important than the longevity side and then it's the same people that like oh girls they just want tall guys I'll never have a chance is because they don't understand the actual qualities that people are looking for
20:19 you can't even you can't even trust your first impression any way on beauty because like you guys have all experienced some people you just become so attractive to them as a person they look different to you too after that true you know what I mean you can't even trust you can't you can't trust your swipe it's not that's not where the magic happens anyway and then you break up with them later and you look back and retrospect you're like they are F that's so also true but then you look at a picture of you two together me too yeah also so true and we all work in entertainment we all know women that are idolized and like people drool over them and you know them in person and you're like they're fug matrons from Cybertron fon what the and you ████ know wow
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