0:00 [Music] so there's this 74y old man and he starts noticing he's having memory problems right so he thinks he's suffering from what could be a brain aneurysm oh diena D he's that self-aware of losing memory that's crazy yeah yeah yeah so then he gets his head scanned what do you think they find tumor it's not a tumor a bullet it's not a bullet a rat a rat that's your guess your second guess is rat quick we just eating all the ████ all the wires huh what is it any guesses what could beown hair that's a that's a better guess what did you say we're we're back from the rat yeah okay we're back grown hair here here's here's um a hint it's something that could have happened to
0:50 most of you guys wa you mean at our age no like in throughout your life this could a worm it's not a worm it's an it's it's an Asian thing though I'll say that Asian like a stuck acupuncture ████ needle how the hell you said Asian thing I don't know Dam good gu good you're a good ass guest you're a good Asian guy H so it's not a rat ring out hey rats are always ████ up wires you know it's a half in Golden Needle that broke off that sounds like a restaurant yeah it broke that sounds fire actually needle that's f as fire they got good lobster fight they off during an acupuncture treatment 20 years ago like half of it or something 20 years ago yeah so what
1:40 happened is it got put in his head and then I guess when the person was taking it off it like Snapped he didn't say ████ either it entered it entered his artery and it carried it behind his right eye and that's when it started causing internal bleeding later in life and then well if he gets that removed would it be a okay he yeah he did get REM remember now he did so he got it removed and he survived so you think the acupuncturist was like yeah uhoh oh you're all done all finished did such a good job finished you finished forever NY come back don't come back you're healed you graduated that's the first time they say don't come back if you have a problem go down street
2:32 but you get charged for half a needle still not returning it but it's gold it's gold that's a that's a lot of money just like kind that's a good piece that's an expensive is all the way in the head yeah so so the sad twist is that he did get it removed he survived the surgery but then 3 weeks later he died from a lung infection that was caused from being unconscious for the surgery no what yeah I didn't even know this was a thing but when you're when you're like under anesthesia and you're like knocked out you you're if you're older you're prone to lung infections because you're not coughing you're not coughing I never knew that wow yeah because coughing is a natural uh defense for uh infection to your lungs oh so you're not like coughing out the crap yeah yeah yeah so they said because he was he was knocked out and not doing the natural like cleansing that your body would do that's
3:23 ████ crazy you got a lung infection and didn't survive that life is hilarious it is not hilarious I mean just just wild you know it's just kind of like no it's pretty funny that's ████ hilarious puncher is pretty sick he was like mid 7s you know what I mean like he lived a good life4 that's pretty good but 74 still feels young maybe that was just his timear yeah dude AC do have who's had acupuncture I did it once a lot I had a lot love acupuncture you think it work I've never had it either wait but then I think is great is it the one with the needle and the blood comes out no they put like put it in like so now like white people have their own called dry needling but it's generally the same thing it's just like in like certain trigger point areas and then they'll stimulate it with like an electrical signal that's way more Dy than acupuncture is not necessarily
4:13 electrical because they're like working with like your flow and Chi and ████ like that like the electrical current in your own body with pressure points so it's always like a releasing of energy type stuff right they'll like they'll like place it on your ████ your toe or your like your finger or like your forehead or your whatever yeah like this is for your gut health or something and the thumb or something and they'll put in different pressure points if you have a certain issue somewhere and often times like if you know chances are we're going in because of like muscle spasms or or some sort of like you know tightness somewhere when they when they put the needle in like certain areas on your back if it's like soft it just kind of goes in you barely feel it but then there's areas where like when they press it in your muscle like hella tightens up and it's like really kind of painful for that quick moment and then that's where it's like they need to massage it in the right spot and then wait like 20 to 30 minutes and from there your your body eventually like releases it you practice acupuncture you have a side business
5:04 dude thorough ass description over here that was like too good of an explanation I don't believe you don't do this and you and you see really good results with it dude there was a time in my life where like even as just a younger dancer I would always have these back problems so I went to a chiropractic spot and I would like I got x-rays I had like a whole plan it was like 12 months like twice a month going in and doing all these things right I went to acupuncture for the first time in K toown because I was like man this isn't working and after one session I walked out and I was like I'm good wow it was just a totally different way to like treat and and again I think people respond to different like techniques differently but that ████ just hella worked for me they poke needles in you yeah it like crazy though like sewing needles or what their own special acupuncture needles very thin yeah it's like a spinach right almost oh so thin that's why it could
5:54 crack and be stuck in your skin yeah yeah yeah yeah but did you ever get them in your head yeah and like so you look like pin head and ████ dude like depending on what your issue is yeah like there would be a time where I'm lying there and it's like ████ like in my forehead down to like basically my nose are like you know right here it could be on your tongue and ████ your ears your tongue and then what does that what's the target treatment that they're trying to like you're ████ talking too much shout up You' been talking ████ why you ask so many questions it's one of those things like where it's very like not direct correlation to like a specific part like for example anytime I go into like a westernized like massage therapist I'm like oh dang like I I pulled my neck right they like massage my neck and ████ like that right anytime I go to like Eastern ████ old guy who just serves tea before he ████ even
6:44 like sees you oh I got that same problem my neck he'll never touch my neck you start jacking you off oh I feel way better that te right before don't worry the pressure point right here it's almost out bu like oh ████ poke and tug spot I know I know you have a spray ankle my God damn it's very good Jack my poking tongue for sure yeah Jack you pun you also have had really good results with it yeah so I grew up I grew up with with it cuz my mom doesn't like Western medicine at all so I would like um like let's say like in wrestling like I get the same sprain as another homie or whatever and then they're doing the traditional ice ibuprofen whatever it's in a splint and I'll have like two or three sessions and my Spring's gone wow
7:35 dude it's pretty I never thought it did like hard results like that you have to have Asian blood though it doesn't work for white people oh ████ but then but then now but now I'll see like dry needlers like they're like uh like Western train acupunctur pretty much yeah and they'll they'll go back and study the way Asians did it cuz they they're trying to kind of see like oh cool like there's like a its own way of doing it and they're trying to like try to make it more holistic how did they change it um I think it's the thought process made it more expensive is it more expensive it's more expensive because they go to American college now and it's not like taught by a grandma or some ████ it is still controversial though people don't necessarily believe that it works right that's the weird thing about eastern and western medicine Western medicine and all of his foundation at most maybe a couple hundred years old Eastern medicine all these techniques thousands of years old
8:25 but they also boiling frogs and ████ to kill Asma sometimes that works they all can't be winners though you know boil FR but they got something good with acupuncture they got maybe not the Rhino horn the Rhino horn stuff is not that good Jackie Punk Was A New Concept that's that's new wave crazy what's some of the like you know you say boiling frogs what's some of the stuff like that that you actually did do as a kid so as a kid um so I had asthma so like I would get the traditional like you know inhaler whatever and then also I had like a respirator as a kid and then my mom would be like nah ████ that we have to do this but cuz cuz you get legit like a asthma attack yeah and then so the bo Boiled Frogs don't work you need a actual like albuterol or whatever right but I'll still go see the Eastern doctor and no ████ it's like uh
9:15 they'll bring in ████ dried seahorse like ████ that sounds illegal ████ like that sounds ████ up yellow jackets like ████ Dred Yellow Jackets like and they'll crush it up a new tie and then they have this and they have this crazy ass scale that like I'm like just use the digital scale bro all extra gold SC cuz there's there's like this ████ metal thing he has to wait for it to like stop you know and I'm like bro is that even accurate and then by the time he's like diving it up into like eight separate doses you just kind of eyeball it anyways I just give a little more powder over here so it's like it's kind of like rough around the it's like it feels like it works right dude is in like an ocean Gathering seahorses like this ████ got to work
10:05 dude dude one time one time a couple years ago when I got Co right my dad he gave me this like ████ Saran wrapped like it look like a giant bag of ████ old weed right it's literally just like brownish like plant-like stuff and he's like put this in a giant pot and boil it take the pot off put it down put yourself with a blank get over it hot boxes hot boxes ████ boiled and that was for Co yeah and I was like who and why the ████ and where the ████ did this come from It's Made in Wuhan what the ████ how do this I would trust it more no I Koreans have a thing we have a thing called hanyak where like you drink it when you're young to like get taller like more yeah
10:55 and it's like grinded up deer antlers grinded deer de legit it's the worst drink though it's gross you know what I mean and you boil it in like a it comes in a pouch you boil it and you drink it and it's like it was the worst drink like every night yeah my dad used to make me try there's a lot of tall ████ in Korea I'm not even that tall like 510 come on BR no my dad would give it to me foot adjacent my dad will give it to me before I hit puberty I'm like just wait a summer you know what I mean like wait until like my growth spur 5 yuck yuck give me some of the deer just like I just felt like he was trying to rush the process you know he's trying to he's trying to look Max you dude yeah I think it worked bro I think I think his due diligence P similar between most
11:47 Korean households like it's the same deer antler portions I think you go to the spot and they have all these herbs like you're talking about seahorse and then they they put together the recipe that's right for you oh it's like making a wand at olivander dude it's like the spoke yeah it's like Professor Dumbledore and do they do like the wrist thing too like they go oh this is what you need I don't remember it's been a while since I've gone yeah it's been a while so the thing with the yellow jackets and the seahorse what was that supposed to cure I think it was supposed like blindness no it's like uh I think they said I had too much like wetness or something in the lungs time out you just say that one more time no that's what they it's like fire or wetness or whatever I like too much wetness so I need to draw the back then
12:37 I need to draw the wetness out or some ████ dry you out wetness definitely seahorse Fri [Laughter] sponge
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