0:00 [Music] all right the the 2024 dating results are in oh did we win we definitely did not win um it's it's just a survey to see how dating's been going this year uh Forbes Health did it and uh it says for starters that 70% of individuals who met someone on a dating app said it led to a romantic exclusive relationship wow I bet you they were on coffee meets bagel and not Tinder or hinge probably Hing looks pretty successful and then uh males are more likely to have met someone on a dating app and have it lead to a relationship 75% of them versus 66% females oh so it's more successful for
0:51 guys guys finding guys maybe that's probably why damn oh we have no faith that it's anything else you know what the funny thing is H the highest rate of divorce is with female with female yeah that's a reaction sucks for y'all is it the highest earning income household gay D cuz we bought that bread what do you mean we what are you trying to say we ho bought that bread good save almost almost still think he's gay the first I'm still not convinced so for online dating the highest success rate has happened to people between the ages of 43 and 58 which I found interesting so that means like these stats 58 they kind of apply to the more the older
1:42 crowd which is nice right wait do you think it might be like eHarmony probably I'm sure that's a or it's just in general they're running out of time I think older people do well with dating apps cuz they're more like straight up they got less time to you know mess around or maybe it's the combination of using dating apps but then you date like Gen X like your style is like MH is like yeah dating have to meet people so that you cut out the nonsense of like social events and trying to figure out friends yeah but your dating style is like old school so then it's not like hookup culture yeah yeah yeah you still take off your jacket you put it in the yeah it might be more like you're actually going on a date to get and they're more social so like that age range it's just for them to meet literally meet more people that's how I assume I would take it take it on yeah I'm just making ████ up in my mind cuz it seems probable no
2:33 way not me man uh it says almost three in 10 respondents found the best time to tell a partner you love them was around the 4 to 6 month Mark interesting 4 to 6 month how's that sound yeah that's fair not wasting time love in four to 6 months that's fair I guess it depends on how much time you spend with the one day per month right how bad this level huh basically four days four to six days when you put it that way I don't like that that's a better stat name though majority of gen Z found 1 to 3 months is optimal 1 to 3 months for Gen Z but I feel like the younger you are you ████ use that word cuz it's like so everything's so intense that's true yeah that is true I ████ said that in like fifth grade and ████ and I swore I swore she was my eternity I want to hear some stats about that you know what was I was in a 2-year
3:25 relationship fourth to sixth grade I'm going see those numbers damn that's long term yeah it's ridiculous I didn't I didn't see her all summer cuz I didn't I was a kid um additionally 68% of males felt positively about dating 55% of females uh felt positive so males felt more positive than females that's interesting that's not what I would have thought me too I thought I thought males were more opt out than females were that's what I would think too yeah cuz you know why I saw this event it was like a singles event and it was like 80% women but maybe it was just a ploy like a marketing Ploy or whatever but it was like good Ploy you think do you think some women go to those with their girlfriends knowing they're it's just like a ladies night they don't have any intention of getting with anyone I don't know keep each other the whole night also also you think though that like
4:16 specifically like overly machismo men might feel like I'm not going to use dating app so maybe like a already a particular demographic of men that would be super into dating used as a dating I think machis men just are concerned with people seeing them using things that's what I'm saying yeah but they'll use that I don't even know machismo guys but guys in general don't use social media like in like if they're not creative if they're not using it for a certain thing like like most guys with the Instagram page has like three pictures they're holding a fish it's a the dog dude that's been a lot have you ever seen that Meme that it's like how to tell if your if the girl you like is seeing someone is you look at her story and if the pictures are all bad framed and out of focus that's so funny the guy's just like looking damn
5:09 man you see the videos where it's like the girls taking a video of her food and the guy's like trying to be in the frame oh yeah so sad oh ████ fun I just he that I don't know this one's probably typical but like some tag your sponsor ████ more people were concerned with emotional cheating Than Physical is kind of typical emotional I don't know ████ you little ████ what do you mean who who's emotional not you I'm just saying not you Ryan guys are emotional if if they they more concerned about emotional cheating like let's say that like Sasha fell in love with a guy didn't never touch them but was just like enamored and fell in love with this guy are you more concerned with that or that she like Loveless boned a dude sorry that's a hard way I
6:00 that was actually honestly the nicer way of saying I thought you were just going to say straight ████ him to that was that was very eloquent I wouldn't know maybe I would have know that was what hurts what hurts more here though what hurts more here that might be dead even I'm I'm stressing out he's malfunctioning dude I'm so broken there's steam coming out of his ears that hurt me too that hurt me too now emotional me more because I imagine like if smack wanted to be with someone and she couldn't because of me that hurts bro yeah like I'm in her way good Lord that's yeah I would have been like go she's like she's like you're not in my way I just love him too oh I'm like you do you or then I'm going do me I'm sorry I'm sorry oh oh my
6:53 godid dude R anime ends up on Netflix documentary that's crazy the set process Ryan way Ryan the way yeah that would be really the way in the way in the way don't start that yeah don't start that dude don't be right in the way so how many more who do you think is left in terms of like people who are single in America are there more single men or more single women more women because I believe because depends on AG believe all ages it's across because believe they be expecting like I guess legally able to date high amount of things they want the Gucci car they want the Gucci everything so you think more women are single I think so because because also the social I'm just kidding look at like
7:43 what's up bro C's like what's up bro I'm just no except her though but a lot of ladies the younger cats the younger girls they'll be like oh you don't own a business already out you know what I mean like and then they be like thinking way too much I think that's what we see on social media that's what I'm saying there's a lot of social media girls lately but what's the reality applying to real life Shir though over the age of 45 it's women under the age of 45 it's men I don't have that Dad it's it's all across you but you don't think about it the way that it's like when you when you were younger and you go to like let's say a bar or a club right and then you're like o I want to go talk to that girl but then like another group of guys is doing the same thing thinking about the same chick aren't they usually more a commodity that people try and go up to you know so wouldn't like dating be like
8:34 girls are slim pickings because they're more desired more consistently that guys will have to go fish for mhm you don't think that no I think that that's pretty confusing I just said I just said your last question no I think that that's true no I think that no it's true though cuz a girl could sit a girl could sit right here oh uh-huh and just do this and instantly 10 dudes are going to try and H that wouldn't wouldn't that mean that there are more more available men huh and less available women yeah then there's 10 single guys and one woman yeah 10 single guys and all she has to do is 8:00 too early no so I
9:24 think what you're saying now is true where even though there are so many women who are picky and they're like no I'm holding out for an entrepreneur with $2 billion even though those exist incels still outnumber yes and there are more single men than women just like LAPD just like LAPD they're constantly asking for more guys to get hired it's like LAPD they're constantly asking for more recruitment but no they're still picky ████ 32% that's a great analogy 28% for women say what was it 28% women 32% men I think that's pretty close yeah it's um dependent on age yeah cuz like have that yeah but I I I I I right I think that there's more females single females over the age of 50 because of
10:17 divorce so that means this the men that aren't divorced they'll Remar quicker oh okay but aren't they remarrying a single woman so doesn't that even out the they might be marrying someone younger okay so that trophy wise changes got you so there's a lot more single women in that pool of age Imagine that's just the cycle it's like guy and girl get married they get old guy dishes girl Mar's younger girl they get old Leonard DiCaprio goes at it again just ruining the averages Leo you're wrecking it ruining the averages that makes that work is is money and status but don't they say like the top percent of like the dating pool dates like most of yeah yeah for men for men right and then and then right under that is the percent of men that appear to be
11:07 the top% oh yeah that's that's pulling a fast one yeah that's where I want to live right there uh It also says right under that 133% of people are not interested in dating someone that has a demanding job 13% I see it I see it I see it cuz they want to spend time yeah quality time Korea Kore is like that oh Korea is like that that's why they're trying to take they're only trying to do 4 days of work and 4 day weekends oh they're going to move that cuz there's eight days in the week that's tight three-day work four day weekend my bad dog my bad math gone you got me no I don't agree
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