0:00 [Music] um so obviously everybody usually goes to the happiest place on earth a lot of people have romantic relationships and attachment to this place so so people want to i know um once you propose there and this is a recent proposal that happened at ████ me is there a guy dumping ashes in the background disneyland uh paris this is disneyland paris okay here we go cause i was gonna say that castle looks a little different which castle is that [Music] oh i like this one it's hilarious she's gonna know excuse me no no no you cannot do this here please down here please there's a message listen
0:53 yes that's great here she's gonna be even better he should have decked him in the ████ face wait what is he he was trying to say stand here instead because it looks better because they're not allowed to be on that platform but even though the the dude asks for permission yeah i heard he asked a different worker like hey can i propose my girlfriend on this like little stage area and the work said yeah go ahead do it and someone else like a whole monitor came up like no you gotta do here should have beat his ████ ass he like took the ring that's a bit much yeah he's like hey the rule is that i get to beat your ass yeah yeah and he grabbed the ring that was crazy that isn't that ████ wild yeah is that the most french thing you've ever seen is this why nobody likes a french this is why this is one of the reasons why one of the ████ laundry list reasons but this just went nobody likes the french or the french don't like us the french doesn't like
1:44 anybody and nobody likes the french yeah they're kind of rude apparently all the people that i know that have traveled to to france yeah they always come back with a story of like the reason they smell touch the mona lisa i was just bringing cake you can't throw a cake at a ████ guy you can't even throw a cake trying to let her eat it you know dude that guy ████ sucks that guy has never had sex in his life he's miserable yeah yeah that guy that guy was wearing mickey mouse ears that are glittery for that he should be alone for the rest of his life yeah so disneyland paris uh apologizes after this uh clip goes viral and stuff the employee swoops in to ruin the proposal uh yes just like you know obviously obviously you guys put the details out this guy did ask for permission he was actually going to propose later on that night but the the feels just hit him he just felt like it was the right time when it's right it's right the ring's burning a hole in your pocket that's
2:34 right though yeah the ring was burning a hole in the ████ loser ruined it the the thing that i don't get is why did that employee think that it was necessary to interrupt at that moment and stop it instead of like waiting just a minute or two yeah because he's an idiot does he want he wanted to make it about himself that's interesting he's like that was a greater good that he had to uphold which was mickey mouse's rules you know mickey mouse had rules to not do this yeah or maybe he proposed to a girl from publicly before and he got rejected this guy the pain of being rejected what a hero and he's like no like he saw his the flashback of him at like disney world in florida proposing to his girlfriend and she's like no and then she left him i actually heard that mickey mouse right he could see a note
3:24 coming this is an anti-hero who just said no story oh who's to say no to me but what have you ever been proposed to cat huh yeah i have really yeah but she said ████ you no he said yes but i don't think the proposal was for me it was for him because uh he and i had been together for so many years and he was really prominent at this like church camp thing and he was aging out of being a counselor this is last year there and he always had this childhood dream of proposing to his girlfriend at this like church camp event and so i jesus because it was his last year and i knew he was going to propose to me no one else knew but like i was there and i just kind of stood around like all of his church friends like and i said yes and then like we broke up afterwards so you were from church camp to porn star yeah like awesome but it's funny because the porn star is more like sentimental and
4:14 like yeah more wholesome and much more like i don't know he cares more about what i want than like what he wants he wants a connection and this guy wants a he wants to be a superstar at church dude the religious the outwardly religious people are the ████ dirtiest ass freaks too what you've been through no i'm outwardly religious and i'm very kinky he's the leader of the jesus camp and he'd be funny and if there's one thing about jesus camps they ████ yeah it's orgy camp yep they mean butt cheeks thank you i heard a strong eyelid i heard mickey mouse don't play around though if you work for disney that was like a mobster like he'll just be like you wanna propose at disneyland do you well you're gonna pay a fee
5:05 if you don't i'm gonna get you that by the way is a spot on south park disney disney yeah yeah south southbound mickey mouse mickey that's a good mix for sure i think that's a good regular mickey dude yeah that episode was gangsta mickey mouse is a thug yeah yeah south park episode was like one of the craziest things i've ever seen on tv it was the craziest thing i had seen until i was in the lizard gang rape video on jk news yeah that was pretty good inspired by south park yo that guy that swooped up the ring i think he would be one of the four guys that was gonna gang rape oh yeah because that guy the fourth one of the four guys that guy has some weird ████ under it and he's in charge of getting the monitor down from yeah yeah yeah that guy's a weirdo bro i bet you you you investigate him you're gonna find some do you think he deserves a firing he deserves a ████ stone cold stunner
5:55 i remember because there was like they were saying that like a lot of people were like oh he's just doing his job and then i remember they did an interview with like another disney employee and they were like was he really doing his job and she was like uh yes and no where like if someone they said if someone's starting to do a proposal and it happens every day you're supposed to let it happen and then you can address like after it's done then you're done you can after the moment's done you go okay guys come down from there now please like but you have to like let the moment ride out and you 100 don't grab their belongings yeah yeah like so she was like saying explaining that uh he should get fired because that's so much bad pr for disney and they ████ hate that they look like ████ but that's french disney they're different bad pr for the country of france i guess but it's still the brand of disney yeah like it still comes back to you know disney as a whole this
6:45 isn't one of those like uh tokyo disney type things where it's like outside of that it's like a franchise it's not actually walt disney you want to talk about yeah no it's actual disney no all of them are licensed they're all right they're all real dudes but are we people one one in japan is not i think we're kind of ignoring something yeah one of us we're ignoring well we're americans right so to us this is very rude but in paris they see this article like in the paper or something they're like oh good good good little happy things yeah with their cigarettes and their little extenders yeah yeah because i heard that the um the paris disneyland is actually ran by pepe le pew and not mickey see that that's different that's still different and he's got a shady pass that guy yeah oh dude he's groping can a cartoon ip get like cancelled i think he did actually i don't think he
7:35 was in space jam too wasn't he just like he just was reduced to it being an extrovert yeah they put him in aquaman too i wonder if i just had a lot of cool characters like that there was a tiny toon character called foul mouth do you remember that guy he just used to cuss a s███████ but they would just like bleep what he says like you could never get away with that if you wanted to see them they were like the bad boys of cartoon right if you want to see them you go to universal studios if you want to if you want to be a ████ for a day you go to disneyland that's the dippy ████ for a day we could buy pepe le pew from disney because they're not going to use it how much do you think they'd uh like take for him that's what i'm saying what's going on because they're not going to use them anymore i don't know i just said that i think everything is not that he's a warner character really it probably is because i said space jam so yeah good point but you know they don't want to shuffle so he's like a six flex character yeah
8:26 we'll take them oh wait is it is it universal or is it six flags that does the warner brother character i think six flags has like bugs bunny and stuff right yeah yeah dude six five also has the old man character that dances i think so because it's a young man i think it's a young man in an old man it's like an old man max yeah do you guys remember um for six flags that if you bought a ticket and you brought a can of coke you had a free extra ticket the glory days and you guys remember at ralph's you were able to buy an annual ticket to six flags and it was like 60 bucks yeah 60 bucks me and my friends all bought it and then we never went because we never got a ride yeah yeah you gotta go all the way to the balloon because we're just like nobody wants you out there i get this and then one you know we could go as much time as we want right and then we bought it and then we'll be like hey can you drive us
9:17 we ask our parents can you drive us to six flags i'm like ████ no and all of our parents didn't drive us like ████ that's cause even the president's 65 i was like god damn i gotta drive to ████ valencia six flags like this is ████ blow and then he goes to disneyland instead yeah he's like it's closer it's just closer you can park easier can't propose though yeah i think everybody bought a six flags season password never win yeah because it was just it was almost the same price as a regular day pass or you get upsell to like hurricane harbor never go to that either oh i never even saw the inside of the place is it any good what a water park water parks are awesome i love them except they're all just like children's urine nowadays did nuts used to have one or do yeah so silk city yeah is it still operating yeah i think so just nice to go there huh yeah as a kid just saying so he makes me laugh because i'm a ████ child
10:07 what do you mean i think about a woman just sitting there getting all turned on and ████ i think you're gonna explain it so literally yeah and she's all turned on ████ at soap city and ████ i'm just thinking about a woman getting turned up i'm surprised i didn't make that joke that's an entry fee that's it that's what we call anthony lee dude he's so excited she gets two legs that's what we call anthony lee anthony silk city it's like it's just like you know what it says in the quarter of like where newscast is like they're in dubai yeah so it's like anthony lee it's just so sick
10:58 usa yeah when they see anthony lee they're just like oh so it's got it so it's really we just have girls you trigger horniness yeah this video's over and lizard lizard gang rape trigger warning for the ladies [Music]
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