0:00 [Music] welcome back to a very helpful episode of careful boys today we have Brett maveric right here hey we got Gucci over there with Joe uh question of the day is what type of crimes in someone's criminal history would be a deal breaker when dating them and which crimes are okay oh dude right away I know this is a really good question I know right I don't think all crimes are equal equal some crimes are like Cool Crime and other crimes are like you nasty I'm not a fan of kid afficianados yep oh well okay good great yeah that's no come on I don't think anyone is start if some someone told me like
0:52 what are you talking about kid offici what do you mean no if they told me that in that happened in their past I don't think I would give undatable undatable yeah yeah wow I'm turning him into the police dude also we're talking about somebody who's like a 10 out of 10 in terms of like what you like about them but then this is their yeah they look like Brett and then they're like wait a minute you did that no no no all right that's enough yeah okay any other it makes it even more dangerous any other uh deal-breaking ones deal breaking one how is uh what if uh let's say attempted murder I'm fine with that oh I back story I got to hear the story I got guys story too non non-domestic attempted murder because if it's domestic that's obviously pretty that's dangerous that's dangerous non-domestic
1:44 is everything might be really nice to her though motive is everything okay okay n why do we Okay so like why do we have shows where we all like kind of feel satisfied at Dexter or when we like it when like there's a little bit of Primal justice of like oh they were they were done so wrong that we got to get them back okay non-domestic attempted murder due to road rage M I think you got low self-control okay what if depends on when if they did it when they're like 16 versus like your brain's not developed exactly or if there were a a semi TR driver and then there was three black Civics with like green glow under and they try to take the semi truck and then they beat him up I'm like oh yeah dude trademark infringement yeah that's tight though okay all
2:35 right there was a Prius driver and they cut you off completely wrecked their car I don't care yeah honestly if you drive a Prius I have some vendettas there so drivers why do they drive so beat I don't get it thanks what if what if uh the girl that you're interested in she like was texting and driving and she hit somebody oh like that and and like killed them K them I mean now she probably has a better habit about that right you would think but sometimes when you're in the car with her she pulls out her phone text and drives that's like that Black Mirror episode are you allowed to say something it's going be all Whos that whole relationship I'll drive I'll drive what what's what's a crime that would make you want to date them more um that's a good question that's a good question expert hacker oh yeah but then if you guys break up oh yeah you're ████ you're right but what
3:27 if they don't use it vindictively like what if what if it's like you don't know people are so unpredictable that's true hum are responsibly though that's true it's such a good power to have oh man okay what about what about um robbery oh that's fine I don't care yeah you guys you guys good on robbery just as long as they're not to my blood dude yeah if they're not currently doing it yeah cuz like I feel like if it she gets if in the past I think it's it's fine but if they're currently doing it that's going to be a problem I I don't want trouble it's the way they rob so like let's say you're a cat burglar right and then you're just like cutting the glass with that thing and then you pop back in right you get some good chewing gum from Brett over here you know not the commercial integrated branding that's
4:18 much more different my boy quick integration completely different than a home invasion robbery you you you you follow some restaurant owners home you tie them up you slap them with a gun and you ask them where the safe is that's a little bit more dangerous no this is like robbery of like an elderly Asian lady where they did the necklace switch and they like steal her jewelry no no no no that's gpsy style I don't like that stuff yeah yeah taking advantage of somebody who yeah yeah that's not cool what about if it's assault vulnerable person assault but by way of hate crime assault by way of hate CRI do I hate this group too you don't know you don't know what group that's the thing you don't know what group if they're beating up cyclist I'm marry way of hate crime like they were hate crimes and then they assaulted back they they they committed assault they beat
5:08 somebody yeah that's crazy but they won't tell you what they won't tell you what group they oh what no no no no no I need to know if we're on the same side like I want to tell you you're going to get mad she's so cute about it yeah she's like you're going to be so pissed I want to tell you cuz I'm like you know if it's a if it's like against Peeta people it's not for sure it's not it's not that the cloes I'm like dang cuz she's like you know I really I really I really hate yoga instructors and I'm like oh really damn that's kind of crazy I like yoga but I guess I can see that you know like can I empathize not really occupation based yeah no it's a race yeah I don't really like the race stuff man would you be comfortable like it was it's to remain a
5:58 mystery like what the who the I think I would be I would it's a definite red flag right but I would be so curious cuz now I need to know which race that I'd stay with her just to find out you'll find out soon you'll find out soon is the point just to find out just like dressing up as different you're like I'll bring different ethnic buddies around why are you dressed like that cuz in the file it does it doesn't always say it just says hate crime like in someone's record you have to seek out the victim and and like get a good look at them I think it depends on how marriage material they are awesome other than that perfect other than that perfect it's like 99 out of a 100 and it's just that one racis thing just a little racism then I got to find out what they are and then we just move to a place that that race doesn't go around
6:48 there no you don't know what race it is you know why though what if it's about your own and then as you travel she's like warmer warmer but there's some okay but aren't there some crimes where you go I can change them there's some crimes where you're like like oh oh they did that maybe maybe like theft yeah theft right theft cuz that's just a little like you made a mistake being greedy right but a hate crime that's a whole ideological shift that's hard that's hard that's hard what if uh the person you're dating that you're like you're in love with you're going to marry this person you find out that they're like scamming old people for like crypto and stuff and like oh no much money no like a lot like they're they're doing well you don't got to work anymore I don't like spineless crimes the more spineless the crime the more I
7:38 hate them if the crime is crazy like even if it was murder but it was like oh yeah ████ that ████ talked to me a certain way I didn't like it so boom I'm like okay you're straight up I like that okay yeah what if that happens okay what if tell me if this changes it that exact scenar happened but the dialogue that was spoken at that point made it a hate crime is that okay well sometimes people get a little bit hate emotions are just running don't be hating dog because you know how like depending on what you say when you commit a crime that's what upgrades it the at the moment sometimes you get a little ha you know yeah it's just all about like what you say like but what if you don't know anything about the person and that's all you got to work with yeah exactly you're trying to hurt their feelings I say that all the time like you know you get cut off in traffic and you be a little racist like you know what I'm saying but that's like it's okay cuz you have nothing else to go off
8:28 there nothing else I don't know you personally I'm sure you're a great person if they're wearing glasses you're making fun of their glasses yeah yeah you can't ████ see you stupid blind ████ ID yeah blind piece of ████ that would suck if if if you said AA La Vista they made it a hate crime because that person was like Spanish or something AA La Vista and that was a hate crime yeah they're like were you mocking their Terminator 2 I was doing I was yeah I think um crimes of like exploiting people that are already vulnerable and weak those are the ones that are like what's wrong with you yeah yeah but the ones that are like it's kind of like you're an assassin and you're getting paid by the mob but everybody that you take out are diddlers you could W see like that's kind of like okay I I could get behind that but you could be partners with this person knowing that it might bring in some baggage like I might even
9:20 join cuz I feel like it's kind of just get car you know so it's like we could be the Mr and Mrs Smith of like Revenge you know that or Robin Hood crimes you're like yeah Robin Hood yeah yeah yeah tax fraud tax fraud would be real cool really tax fraud yeah Martha Stewart came out and was popping after that's true got a new book deal after tax fr's the best thing that happen to her huh for sure Snoop Dogg after too just the craziest collapse one of the craziest of all time hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the jj. you can even find some of the stuff
10:11 that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go so Financial crimes would be easier to deal with for our favor yeah people are doing it right now when I was working in banking I don't want to single out any particular person but but there are a group of people who are really good at this ████ and I'm like looking at what they do I'm like oh you're you guys are not married under federal law so you can file single oh you guys put everything under the husband and nothing under the wife so everybody seems like they're living under a one income household and now you can all get government benefits oh you own all the land in New York wow okay I wonder which group I thought it was crazy saw that lowy I was like taking tips I was like
11:02 that's so wild like all the kids get free rides to college like literally everyone has like EBT and food stamps and they're eating for ████ free but they own the businesses so the money just goes back to their cousins and stuff we got oh my goodness bro it's crazy do it rhyme with [Laughter] G ████ going there dude it rhyme with glow manans this is so stupid or seans Doh [Laughter] sex I would have said russan bruss Russian oh my God lania is pretty fire working at a bank and then seeing that that is cuz I you know a part of me was always like like oh my God how are you
11:53 accumulating so much wealth over all this time and it makes sense you're like if you know the rules you don't have to to play by them right cuz you know how to get between it I was like I was like okay I learned a lesson or two that's that you ended up being a person that knows all that too for sure for sure I think I'm a lot more financially Savvy because of that time there Dam that's cool oh yeah datable fraud dat datable fraud yeah yeah uh what about if a dude or a woman had a like a tiny little molestation charge no nothing and she beat the charges she beat the charges like on a German Shepherd or like dentist and she did one of those like gas you up chares yeah that's a dentist if they gas you up and then felt you up that's a little ████ up that is ████ up that's Bill Cosby that's B Cosby she beat all 80 charges
12:45 so she they dropped all of them they dropped all would you would that be okay settled at a court oh even better I don't know in high school my girlfriend La good my girlfriend had a probation officer cuz she's sell she sold ecstasy at not's Berry Farm did it make you love her did she put in the funnel cake well I thought that made her hotter yeah yeah cuz I was like oh cuz cuz you're different than some of the other boring chicks I met you have a funny story tell me your story oh you got caught selling ecstasy at the theme park but then she couldn't the dates were weird cuz she can't leave her house after like 10:00 cuz of the ankle bracelet yeah she was wearing an ankle bracelet for that no she she was off the ankle bracelet but her po would check in at 10 to make sure she stayed home wow I guess like how old were you during that time 15 or 16 see that's
13:36 kind of cool at that age my first boyfriend was an illegal immigrant oh ████ uh from the Bahamas oh yeah yeah what made it illegal like did he overstay his Visa or like did he just he was brought here as a baby and just like so it was like against his no but I didn't like him so I was like literally he pissed me off toward the end of our relationship and I was like I'm going to call I ████ you call Ice on you that's a real threat you would do you would say that to him uh yeah he stopped calling me cuz then like a good Trump C though legitimately freak him out right Trump had just got in office around that time too I pulled the trump card I said Hey listen you see what he's talking about on the news it's on my side man wow is that a deal breaker for you guys if she's illegal immigrant I don't care about that ████ I am dating an illegal immigrant you are good for you je I feel
14:28 like that's throw that out there inde allegedly allegedly she's working on her green card so my you know we married just for that so that's what it made it legal yeah you know what it is for I judge a person not by the laws they break but by my morals they violated okay you I mean so if it matches something you would do if you're like daycare person abused you your whole life then when you turn 18 you beat the ████ out of them even though they're an old lady I'm like innocent yeah yeah to me yeah see see there's there's things that I think humans are like wired to feel like oh that's Justice man like it's not the the law it feel with but it makes us feel like yeah that's right would you be uncomfortable dating someone that had a history of identity theft I would just think that the
15:18 circumstances I just think that they're great act actors you just you don't know you just see it on their record my girlfriend she's a really great actor at all Master of Disguise would that would that make you feel Master of Disguise she just didn't Channel her energy toward the right you can still trust I would encourage her to join the CIA that's really hard accept you in a criminal record to do 6 minutes they said I had a criminal record I can't join just mad simple I was like yeah they usually recruit people that are shady great hackers they have to do pull-ups and stuff too she's probably going to be fit you know she could I'm like if she's got identity theft issues she probably really good at jumping fences running
16:09 away she's probably going to have a good head start with the physical stuff yeah low key that's a fire skill set though identity theft the that be but then don't you feel like who I might not know who you even are yeah that I think it depends on how often she does it like if every time she's doing it right now if every time we go out to eat like she's pull pulling out a different ID card or like oh I'm I'm Melissa I'm whatever and it's like too much I'm like who the ████ are you you give her an allowance you're like only one con a month honey dude limit the cons mainly one person with me mhm and then like like when we watch Netflix the accounts aren't changing all the ████ time I'm dead that's how people that do identity I want to ████ see like no this not
17:00 working I didn't know there was identity petty theft messed upflix that's it Spotify and ████ his algorithm's messed up he he can't deal with that I can't do this anymore I don't know who they are but if it's like just like with me she stays who she is yeah then I'm like okay fine you guys are so negative like the best part about it the best part about it you get to date multiple women in one yeah see oh but what if one of the women is a backstabber o it makes it spicy just fall back to the other one that just never know what you're going to get every day yeah it's like a roulette you you have us you have someone that doesn't have multiple personality disorder that's actually like really good at role playing different things you know okay how about since your threshold seems pretty high how about somebody who has a history of
17:50 smuggling but you don't know what oh smuggling is good that's smart you don't know what though you don't know what it could be it could be people yeah if they're if they're if they're smuggling people that's pretty ████ up but if they're doing like drug would you be willing to like just trust that it's not something that bad and kind of and are they in or out in in yeah directly from Mexico wait why what's the difference why why export you know yeah they're smuggling Americans in out of America they could be rescuing them that's interesting cuz wait why do you have to smuggle Americans out just leave I don't know she's the only exporting smugg sometimes get to Canada ah it's definitely CU most toilets flush one way but imagine you had one that flush the other way that's weird right I thought they' do in
18:42 Australia you're right I can't win you're right that's weird what if she Pirates movies illegally oh yeah oh that's no that's the wor green girl that literally was a crime at some point as a person in the entertainment business that's one crime I cannot don't do it hor that's where you draw the line that's horrible yeah I can't do it this is the line absolutely not no way that's the line so you probably hate people that make VPN and ad blockers yeah that is that's crazy I pay for YouTube premium dude yeah disgusting oh man I don't share Netflix accounts those like VHS tapes there's always that FBI warning do people really get charged for ████ like that I don't know you should start putting them at the top of your YouTube videos do not pirate this we should do not
19:33 re-upload do not re-upload do not screen capture I love you that's
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