0:00 I don't know if you know this but Anthony out of our group of boys he's this ever like he's he's you guys might be neck and neck in numbers literally a fallacy right here okay let me ask if your body count was only the woman you made how much would it drop [Music] so this was kind of like a funny and dumb poll that I found but it was a really funny one it says these are the best cars to have sex in minivan minivan wow Mazda Miata baby no way dude yeah right dude it's intimate both your legs are outside the car when you try to do that yeah you gotta drop the Top you gotta stand outside so before we even get to some of the ones in this article yeah let's go ahead and talk about our experiences I used to take my mom's minivan the one that I uh definitely had it dinged it up a few times we need year make model
0:50 um it was probably like a 2005 Toyota minivan but um dude for sure it's got to be a Sienna it was big it was big Previa but they don't exist no more right no that's old huh is a Toyota oh this is This SUV the doors closed by itself uh yeah like on the side but they go like oh that is a sex van baby yeah it was so easy is it Toyota sexy yeah yeah but then I got I got just taken away because I um like something about being compact ████ car space so I hit it twice and then I got it taken and I have a Prius because Breeze is still good it's a lot sex and have you had sex in that Prius no I haven't too small is it a lot of space or no no it would just be really hard on your knees would hurt it's kind of spacious on the top though
1:41 isn't it yeah the little Donuts you gotta go to the back though the back seat yeah it's like I just like it when you can like lay down in a car you know minivans are the easiest because you basically have a whole bed that's true because the seat goes yeah as long as you don't have the captain shares right excuse me yeah I thought your phone was supposed to be on do not disturb it's supposed to be yeah I know we all got to check okay wait a set the example No it should have said it's an amber alert it's an amber alert turn those off why is this Amber Alert here for me only because because you saved the last kid so they keep going back to you no I said last kid according to the ████ Forbes yeah my first experience was in a 1996 Toyota Camry at Griffith Park Observatory
2:37 [Music] yo that'd be hella funny if you look up and everyone's got the ████ I was like 20 or something yeah we went on a date up there and then uh yeah we're just looking at stuff and then we got horny because we were just like making out and touching each other and ████ and then I was like oh we gotta pull some of her over and we're just looking for a place to park found an empty parking lot and we just went yeah and we just went to the back seat when I was so ████ drunk there was this guy I would always hook up with in his car because it's like both of our parents were home a lot and then we parked at that casino in Inglewood do you guys know what I'm talking about yeah no not that one no there's a that Crystal Park is it the one that you could see from the airport when you're or like when you're flying down Hollywood Park Hollywood Park Hollywood Park I was but then so we were ████
3:28 in his back seat get enough I kept ████ him because it was like I was drunk and then it was the cop like shined a flashlight in and then they're like how old are you and I was like 18. they're like where's your license I was like I don't have one he's like so you're definitely not 18. how old are you and he's like I'm gonna give you one last shot and I was like okay I'm 16. um and the guy who was with because like I was uh of course I I think I was a junior and he was a senior so I was 16 turning 17 that year but he was like 18. he's like oh ████ I'm going to jail I'm going to jail and um all the cop did was please get home safe so we went right back to the party and ████ there and finished off yeah yeah thank you for not um I look so innocent I can't do anything wrong you're at the casino yeah we were at they probably deal with
4:18 crazier ████ there too so they're just like oh these kids just ████ I thought but like it was still within the legal limit like I was a junior he was a senior like that's not a huge age I got no no they're probably just like high school kids ████ yeah yeah you know the craziest car to I don't even know if anyone's ████ in a smaller car than this when I had my DeLorean is it smaller than a key like what what is it though smart it's a two-door car there's no vaccine it's very flat okay in a smart car it'll be crazy like think about it this way there's no there's no parking garage gate that I can't drive under whoa oh whoa that's crazy when I had that how did that even work because there's also a big space in the middle there's no space anywhere it looks like this either right it looks like this you guys busted nuts in there yeah wow the
5:08 only way me my homeboy no it was it was my ex at the time the only way is is someone's gotta be on like you got to be on one seat you yeah right or did you go over like this and have the stick shift up your butthole the flux capacitors there dude yeah that's why we kept stalling but honestly after enough car sex like you I kind of got a kink of like please come inside me because I don't want a mess you know I was like come inside me yeah wow because that's what I should have said right huh I should have said that yeah no but it was like you're like sardine so if we go to the passenger side because it has a little bit more space yeah without the steering wheel of course oh dang watch this deal with the door open oh my God not at a respectable Macy's I do have class Anthony was yours a Miata the Jetta
6:07 and it would always like it's still like anytime I get in a Jetta jetters have a specific spell I think maybe it was like the year but it was like makes you super horny when you smell like you start rubbing my nibs I'm like what am I in a Jetta I'm like What's the 2020 Jetta dude yeah no but it would smell like ████ crayons like the AC when the AC would turn on it would smell like crayon I don't know what that is crayons but I I met other I meant other um like Jedi drivers and they're like yeah it smells like crayons in there but to that day anytime I get in that cards I think of second that's sex I just you shouldn't think about sex when you smell crayons dude do you guys like the smell of gasoline yeah I do I love it Vaseline gas oh yeah I like gasoline maybe for adults too okay Joe no they can't I tried it as soon as I said it I
7:00 was like all right did you guys try to smell Sharpies when you're ████ I got a drug test to pass no whoa what does that do nothing but people talked about it all the time what does that do oh it's supposed to make you high somehow but I'm like how are you gonna pass a drug test by having Sharpie inhalation well because they can still get high yeah like you can still get high without okay you guys know I just looked at it and I was like this isn't gonna get me high yeah I need something crazy [Laughter] that's true because when you've done real ████ when you take like Vicodin and stuff it's just I just feel like like I'm just chilling yeah yeah and it's smoking cigarettes and all that stuff it's like um what am I doing it for it doesn't feel like anything yeah yeah it's like you Skydive and then they're like oh you guys want to jump off the curb all right what
7:53 um did you ever have sex in a truck bed no I had a uh so when I was in high school I had a a Honda CRV but the green ones that all the Asian moms have that is Tiny this car that's perfect it's like a 2000 so the back was tight it would fold it down and that was like our Rave mobile yeah yeah yeah people could either you could actually trunk it comfortably too oh CRV I was thinking CRX total different experience CRV so we would pack the car and then we could even sit three other people in the trunk if we were going to a rave or whatever so that was tight that was pretty cool what about you Anthony Lee you've been real silent yeah yeah what kind of car were you ████ in yeah yeah I thought you would be the biggest car ████ here yeah is there a car you haven't yeah guys I don't have a lot of cars like what do you I don't know if you noticed but Anthony out of our group of boys he's the sex Tapper like he's he's the
8:45 you guys might be neck and neck in numbers literally a fallacy right here okay let me ask you a question if your body count was only the woman you made come how much would it drop was only the woman I made drop Anthony or would it race okay or what just what would your body count be if it was only the woman you made come I don't even know if I would answer my body count on this anyway the girls that you may come though is it pretty low yeah it's definitely super low super low absolutely um you're humble you're a Gemini I'm a Gemini when's your birthday June 4th minus six nine really yeah 69 which I don't even like that move but it's fitting I like Nintendo 64. I don't even like that Nintendo 64. so
9:36 as we continue in the subject we'll jump off of me this is a Honda Element yeah yo elements are really spacious that's David so's car dude yeah wait dude you can just run it you can run a jiu jitsu Dojo out of that ████ you get some rolls out of there so you gotta you gotta think about what you can do out there you know if you go if you got an infatuation for getting it down you could teach class in there man yo my Land Cruiser is pretty nice for ████ everybody have you had sex with it no we had uh we mutually masturbated each other because we were tired yeah I got tired that's tight wow so this is a vector W8 Ryan you familiar with the vector wa yeah hell yeah I know the guy who ████ created that ████ so obviously when you see there's no middle console for you know any of the extras then uh there's a lot a lot of room to work with oh that's like my truck right
10:26 now so are you all car guys I'm assuming he's a very good car guy he likes cars very much as well he's got cars in general me and Nick not really what do you think about my Prius that's a very good choice I'm a fan of the Prius I like it it's a it's a good it's a great choice I I like medic I like three weeks ago and he's like you make how much and you're still driving a Prius yeah well that's why you can keep more money yeah yeah I'm a like like I mean I I can't spend dumb like my money on dumb ████ like a lot of food or something but like you need to eat it's not like I'm spending it on I don't know I actually think that's smarter and better and more attractive especially because if a girl was like trying to constantly get validation and buying ████ that she doesn't even care about just to feel like she needs to like floss then I think that's pretty unattractive but if you're just like I'm
11:17 not even into cars this thing is clean it takes me from this point at this point I'm like that's great especially in La where people drive like ████ why do you need to get a Lamborghini there's there's no problem with you having a Prius but if you had a RAV4 Prime I would be more attracted that's a good cause you know what I'm saying though if I was like making if maybe not cardi B money but if I was making like I don't know Kazumi money like she you know she's ████ stacked like I would maybe want like a pink Tesla or something but it's like I don't want to do that till like I have a lot of wiggle room and I won't have to like worry about it worry about it the guy that spoke he exposed his cards and he's more of a look rich than rather be rich person I'm like oh you're a loser I'd rather be rich than look rich because I feel like my parents always like like my dad is like look at my Ferrari and my small cockline
12:07 yeah awesome also real car guys completely know that they're spending money on something stupid right but they love it but it's like but if you're getting on someone else's ████ then it's like you're not a car guy you're a ████ money guy yeah have you had your catalytic converter stolen yet have I had what your catalytic converter stolen what's up it's a it's a piece of uh piece of part of the exhaust yeah they get stolen on Priuses a lot it gets jacked up please all the people I know at Priuses have gotten their ████ stolen at least once yeah I surprisingly have never I even am stupid sometimes and don't um lock my car still nothing I've been pretty lucky I've never had a phone stolen knock on yeah that's good yeah somewhere in there but yeah pretty but I'm also like pretty I don't know well you live in a nicer area too so it's probably not gonna happen yeah like even in Tucson though when I was at in college I didn't get
12:59 ████ stolen wow yeah good for you I did step on glass though what the ████ foreign [Music]
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