0:00 thank you [Music] guys know what about the LA Philharmonic it is a structure that has been designed to give you the best auditor experience you could ever have at a concert I've never been then the the Walt Disney Concert Hall yeah okay um funny story about the LA Philharmonic I remember I used to take the subway in La I got off the subway one day and I saw these lights and I started walking and walking walking along like all these lights all this cable a lot of like equipment and sure enough I walk up to a set and I look right here and I'm like that's ████ Robert Downey Jr in a tuxedo standing in front of a futuristic Audi and they were filming the first Iron Man movie at the LA Philharmonic wow the the scene where
0:52 he's like talking to the Press yeah I was just like on set randomly because I just got the subway and I was it was like right by my place in Koreatown and I was like what the ████ going on at the Philharmonic but it's a beautiful building and during a recent concert a woman reportedly had a loud and quote full body orgasm during the show best see the house full body what music was it it was just like a a full harmonic performance so it was like they're doing like a bunch of different you know like a lot of bassoon a lot of vibration yeah yeah you think this was self-reported it was self-reported orgasm no it was it was loud enough that multiple attendees reported hearing a moaning noise at one point during someone was playing the rusty trombone yeah
1:43 exactly it was during Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony oh that's a good one takashi's so sex oriented before I think that'll make me squirt a little bit no it goes and then she's like oh and then so reportedly she reportedly she screamed during the fifth did she scream oh ████ oh ████ I'm coming I'm ████ coming shut up yeah she actually that's what it said yeah yeah yeah that's what the media says well she had a true orgasm there yeah no there was a a group of a gasp in the audience people couldn't believe yeah that this chick was actually being moved
2:35 this hard by the music and like I'm saying maybe it was perhaps the way the harmonics is in the Philharmonic maybe the building design was like perfect huh maybe it's just that good it's angled just right to hit her clitoris oh is there a bassoon guy getting all close to her going like this and then she's like yeah she no she this is a 4D show the media failed to mention that so it felt like a rather lovely expression of somebody who was transported uh who's so transported that it had some kind of effect on them is what a concert goer who's a music agent
3:25 said I wish they could confirm if it was like real or if she was just like a freaking weirdo well apparently um a fellow concert girl I'm not kidding describe the moment as quite beautiful um and then they say to the LA Times They say I saw the girl after it happened and I assumed that she had an orgasm because she was breathing heavily her partner was smiling at her while looking at her the entire time and then the the other audience who was around this chick they're like yeah this ████ was coming baseball they're like this ████ was ████ was she like going essentially yeah choke me choke me you ████ hahaha laughs
4:19 she probably had vibrating underwear dude that's what it was like those Tick Tock ads yo he was on his phone dude quit playing with their ████ on Instagram I followed this page called discover ocean right okay and it's like they have like cool ocean videos and ████ but recently it got hacked and it has like five million ████ okay it got hacked and then now they have a bunch of like sex toys ads and like like only fans just like like ads instead of the ocean yeah and one of them was like vibrating underwear and I was like well let me take a look you know but you liked it yeah I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get it it's free shipping it's for boys no it doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be that sounds kind of fun you know what I mean so someone tweeted went to see at La Phil which is
5:11 their Twitter account uh play Thelma Scotties and Tchaikovsky's fifth last night a woman in the audience a loud and full body orgasm during the fifth second movement the band politely carried on almost like when the Titanic was sinking The Show Must Go On does that ever happen at other concerts like that had to have happened when freaking Black Eyed Peas came out with let's get it started because that was such a bagger yeah that was really good the base on that that doesn't happen no nobody else is as good as Tchaikovsky come on I opened my sister's wedding which was devastating for me obviously for many reasons but I am I am seed my sister's wedding and I I actually said um I was like hey you know in the words of the immortal R Kelly which you could say
6:01 back then Immortal The Immortal Immortal this is like 2005. yeah okay in the words of the immortal R Kelly my mind's telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes to this Union and the car went nuts that is a banger too yeah I have heard of different uh not music but like I have heard different random things making people have orgasms that are not like like what like stretching working out too odd not me I heard I'm not gay like oh yeah maybe is that working out yeah working out there there's these videos of these girls they're busting nuts while they're working out yeah wait for real your body's just going into like us a certain amount of shocking and just and then they bust knots yeah this is
6:53 like a video of this girl doing a pull-up and then she bought something she's like shaking and like doing a poem that's why she starts laughing and she's like yeah that basically was an orgasm what I mean basically because if you say that like I'm insecure now from pull-ups I mean maybe did I get you there or not allegedly it was probably an orgasm I mean that that's what she's that's what she's saying those spiritual everything's fake those random spiritual things are like you know meditative and or breathing things that like put people into orgasmic experiences and stuff like that too right so I mean there's got to be like different weird triggers that can become orgasmic or climactic talk about like breathing classes yeah like yeah the reason why I think that I could understand this the reason why I think this story is fake is because I have never heard that a woman can come
7:46 right I'm right with you there brother maybe they shouldn't really right yeah I I think it's allowed so when you hear like women can come multiple times you're just like just like this is yeah that's when people like oh yeah like you know you made it in the lab or whatever I'm like women coming is propaganda yeah it's to make men feel insecure who started that it's feminist movement exactly it's it's also they're trying to stop the nuclear family it's also very um it seems possible it's round earth ████ not to get too woke on you guys the round earth is there to convince you that you're small right oh there's so many universes and billion times ████ galaxies and all ████ 100 million ████ galaxies so you need to feel this ████ bit yeah and that's exactly what this female orgasm s███'s about it's like hey guys like they're
8:37 weaponizing it yeah yeah they're like hey you know here's something that you can never actually pull off yeah that ████ experience all the time and I'm like yeah dude okay is that true maybe they're just saving your ego because they feel so bad that you can't pull off on yourself no I looked it up that's not one of them I think that's I looked it up another actually I think that's probably I think it's um to check my work uh-huh well yeah same Source engine right right and it was also a male who who also believes the same who created the smart man he's telling us [Laughter] Steve's right I don't think I've ever had an orgasm believe oh man you you thought yeah you thought you did and no that's fine that's okay and nobody can
9:27 blame you yeah right right I mean that was on you you're being vulnerable yeah that's okay you're being taken advantage turtle's always confused anyway so we could give her up this is true this is true wait is it true I'm oh it seems true yeah true yeah true yeah it's true yeah yeah you thought some things this is weird which instrument made her come the hardest because then I learned about I'll learn that one guys the clarinet it's a clarinet yeah it's a triangle you think no one's seen this La Philharmonic so this is just a fake story of just trying to get more dude dude it's a loose cannon marketing guy that they hired that is such a good you want to put parts of those seats you got to tell people these ladies are having orgasms full bodies it's all listen hard the next Show's sold out all channels because they're like I haven't came in
10:17 ████ years it's like Suburban House moms yeah all middle-aged women just like come on give me Tchaikovsky yeah where's the ████ fit play the fifth you ████ idiot back to the fan Encore but only the fifth they're playing at the point fifth this is gonna take forever I love about the Loose Cannon marketing yeah women are like let's get ready to fake this ████ it doesn't play by the rules this is a plant story this is fake Jade is like there's no way the female orgasm is real he might say he's the only one that could deliver it yeah no that's a fair argument most recent tweet he says I have never seen a Star Wars movie you keep your stupid ████ movie I made millions of dollars that's what he said
11:07 that's really what he said that's what he said how do you feel about that as a Star Wars fan um the stair Wars I feel like I'm not a millionaire so he's doing something right I'm doing something wrong just watching two Star Wars that's all it is yeah a bunch of a little less it'd be fun [Music]
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