0:00 [Music] hey man with record-breaking 864 insect tattoos 800 of them ████ the mothman i didn't know there i didn't know there were that many insects i was trying to be a bug trap i don't know if it's like necessarily he had different species but he just happens to have 864. does he look like that fly strip that you see sometimes at a restaurant a yellow strip he looks like this he just likes bugs huh whoa that is a lot of bugs and the irony of this he has a guinness world record for it oh he's a bit he's a big like centipede on his channel that's ironic about that he hates bugs oh that's that is ironic is he asian like he just wants to do some self-hating ████ no asians are the only self-hating race you know asians are like they like put
0:51 themselves through pain and ████ because they know it's supposed to be good for them so they're like you know they get ████ they walk on rocks and ████ punch themselves it's supposed to be good for you they do battering rams on their penises yeah they do all kinds of stuff mostly with penis yeah like we're the only i think we're the only race that goes to the massage place and go ████ me up bro you haven't watched a lot of white guys getting their ████ balls kicked by chicks i've seen videos about this what about jackass but that's like fun though they make money well they monetize that you know what it is then it's it's everyone gets into pain but then white people know how to have fun with it yeah they make it fun and enjoyable the challenge monks that punch their balls it's like they want to be cool but it's like you're still punching your balls yeah don't you know you're just a gif please like you couldn't master anything else just whatever happened like kung fu
1:41 imagine being like a your lifelong dedication is to get a battering ram on your dick and blocking that ████ and all it be all it turns into is a gif that someone posts when they're like my bosses i have to say an hour later that's your ████ life experience mondays am i right or like i'm a girl and this boy is getting paid 56 000 more per year than i am boom boom boom boom boom that's pretty tight though oh man did you did you see that um the north korean president uh presentation for kim jong-un like the military yeah and they're like breaking rocks on their chests and it's like dude it's really intense like it's like a dude will just stand there and then everyone has actual sticks and they're just whacking but what it looked like was like the old mortal kombat movie you know like it was like a scene it was it was supposed to
2:31 show how powerful they are but i was just like come on man he's not doing this that in the 80s it was like wow yeah but it's like now it's like man that's just mcdojo ████ bro nick dojo it's true it is it's like magic yeah they're just doing magic dude no because you have the ufc like oh that's what the real fighting is yeah but that's like some sometimes you don't need to see a person david blaine magic is ████ like for them they're doing this to me what's that old asian guy's name i don't know if he's chinese japanese or korean but um i i i know you're dangerous no i don't i know he's not korean can i just say as a white person that was racist i i know he's not korean but i didn't want to not say korean and make it seem like i don't like japanese chinese people it's not what it is but this guy's old and he's a martial artist and he just does this and people fly back oh
3:22 i know you're talking about he like looks at people yeah but he does it so there's a lot of asians that that con people but what's funny is they set up a fight with like a mma guy it's ████ aikido dude no but aikido but no this but there's no uh offensive moves like a chi master he's doing this and people are flying back but it works oh they did it in japan but they also did one in china so if it's if it's if they're wearing like a karate outfit yeah that's a japanese one okay yeah i think it's a japanese guy and so they fought mm they he fought it i mean someone set it up and i thought that's mean whoever set this up from his camp dude like an anime that didn't want to hit him because he knew it was bull yeah but so they're like just you know fight fight and he punched him dude you know knocked the guy out like down and he got because he's doing this so the first time he does it the guy doesn't move so as he's approaching he's doing it faster and faster
4:13 like oh my god and so i was like dude what are you like what are you doing like he's so delusional i think if it's the same one the mma guy hits him once drops him and he goes over and he's like i'm are you okay are you okay right and then the guy's like no no we're gonna keep going and then he's like are you sure yeah and then he's like all right and then he hit him again he goes nah i'm not doing this anymore yeah i blame people from that guy's camp because they have to know this not real this is the longest troll the entire martial arts studio and his students are like hey hey let's play a trick is worldwide though they have so many different like in indonesia they actually have a really bad issue with this stuff where they have this fake martial arts stuff where they they use like dull blades to like slice somebody and they could show that like i did not get cut yeah but there's all these little kids that try to do that they slit their own throat or they they they like drive like cars over people
5:06 to show that like i'm invincible you know and then other people try to do it and then they ████ kill them and this happens over and over and over that video of the cat who uh he was like in jail for a while but nobody knows that at the time and he's on this um show and james randy is there james randy's like a big magic debunker because oh yeah like he well he wasn't a magic debunker but he was like hey magicians are like just doing tricks he's the guy that was like i'll pay you a million bucks exactly if you can show me like actual extra like paranormal activity or whatever says cat would he had a phone book and he would like open the phone book up and then he would like do all this ████ he's like wearing a ghee he's like some white dude looks like me with a ████ mustache and he's like wearing a key he's like doing ████ around the phone book and he like gets down here and then he goes like and then the phone book page turns over and james randy's like okay cool let's see yeah let's see you do it again so he
5:56 puts all these like little like um flakes around the thing where it's like they're weightless right so like if you were to blow next to them it would like he's like i just think he's blowing on ████ he's like he tells the camera he's like i think he's bone and ████ we'll see and then the cat he's like doing all this stuff again he's like in this geez i don't know the energy's not here energy the energy's gone it's the energy charlatan they say it's all gone they like to say their their chi yeah is depleted now because he used so much in the first one to move that one he comes out later just admits his whole ████ scam and he was just blowing on on paper but he got all these people to believe it because he looks like he's not blowing he like really does he did match with this thing we kind of want to try that like and just blows on it and it goes over and he's like see you guys got a phone book here i'm fascinated by the
6:47 people who start to believe their own ████ though because the con artists they actually make logical sense they're trying to make money they're trying to do their thing but the guys that are like these magicians that actually believe they're chi fighters and then also they're followers that s███'s crazy because because they're doing this ████ and then they're like oh ████ like they haven't had one person that was like oh i'm gonna try this out and then when they do the demonstration of like all right hit me and then they do their ████ thing like do they like for the instance of the guy the japanese guy that does this do they really need to get an mma fighter to fight him they could have just got some regular guy just to blow up and just punch him in the ████ head let's go punch that guy it makes it legit that makes it legit you know it makes it so much funnier though when they get punched and they're like no the ████ lightning is not working yeah but that's like seagal because you guys watched segal lawmen yeah it was
7:38 like an a e show or something yeah he was like a real cop he was yeah he was a real cop for the louisiana parish he's like a lot of people don't know this i've been a cop for 25 for ████ ████ five years okay and then he's in there and like all the cops are just like yo this seems called we've never seen a real celebrity in our whole ████ lives and like this is crazy and then he's like okay i would like somebody to burnish a weapon upon me right now and then a guy like takes out a gun like okay make a gun see how i'm disarming this guy right now i'm disarming him so easily i'm disarming it and everyone he's just talking so much that he's not even looking yeah and then this guy's just like in odds like wow the girl's touching me this is crazy and also steven seagal is like six five and like 300 pounds his gut's like hitting this guy in the head like right here his head's getting hit with his gut so it's just ████ but it's just clearly just star power happening and like this these people are not on like wow this is amazing stevenson hey star power is power it is it is but he was also um
8:31 he's also like what six something right and a lot of his opponents were like five two japanese dudes so his aikido is always gonna work it's sick dude right he's just flipping ████ or like the detroit urban survival training guy have you guys seen that the black dude put that with the headset a headset and he shows people how to oh yes everyone has seen this i already love it he's really good he has some really high level technique have you seen the guys that um they they took debunk those like the defense videos like they actually shoot yeah you know and like so they're like okay this is if i was in a real situation and you come up to me boom you're dead and they're like they're boom you're dead like you know it's too late you're too late because they'll try to do all this stuff to get the gum out and they're like no boom you're dead yeah there's like some asian kid that went to go visit him and then he goes all right shoot me and then he the the detroit guy moved too slow and he blasted him like five times [Laughter]
9:32 you know like in the movies when like someone they had a gun in the back and then like they they do that you know they they get the gun whatever and like you know we learned that in tackling the two it's the one motion thing but if the gun's already cocked it's just like and you're dead if you put your so put put you just gotta do that it's very clear you gotta know exactly where the pressure is and then and when they're gonna when they're gonna shoot yeah yeah and so if you watch if you watch the documentary remo williams he teaches you that you have to hear like the tendons in the finger no ████ you have to hear those attendants these guys have the biggest ████ in the universe you saw the documentary williams you don't hear the tendencies they had they had a korean master played by a white guy this is back then when you could do that would you do that and then like he's like you must hear and his accent was like somewhere between
10:22 chinese and japanese it wasn't so cool there was a white guy that played him how long ago was this wow this is like in the 80s oh cause like tom cruise in the last samurai was like 10 years ago i think you can still do it but this is the best explanation of how to dodge bullets is you have to hear the tendons in the fingers fingers no joke when he would dodge it like i don't want to be like he'd be like this and then like he would get closer and he'd be like yeah he'd get closer again then he would disarm the guy but what if you're at a range and you could barely hear anything well then what if you're at a rave he would tell you i don't go to rape that's what he would tell you but he's a white guy why are you there anyways yeah while you're at rape it's no good nothing would happen after 12. [Music]
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