0:00 You guys go to like um 1-year-old's birthday parties? You know what I'm talking about? >> Yeah. Words for the parents. >> Yeah. >> I think they're pretty funny. Kid don't know what the ████ is going on and then they put a cake and then they're like smashing the baby's face in the cake and ████ >> Yeah, I'm I'm I'm already in that conversation because like my kid's going to eventually turn 1 in like 4 months or whatever and I'm like, we got to pre- we got to prepare like a 1-year-old birthday party. >> You said you said this is going to be gay. This is not gay. This is sweet. >> Yeah, this is sweet. >> That's what gay is, isn't it? >> so >> wasn't even in the video prior, so you literally just >> they know. That's how real we is. >> That's how real we is. >> We keep it real. >> All right, that being said >> ████ transparency, huh? >> Put uh put you on the butt, huh? >> Yeah, yeah. Well, that being said Like how much is too much? I got to plan this like 1-year-old birthday party. >> Don't do 40 things like for your
0:50 birthday. >> Yeah, ████ A. We just do one thing. >> one location. >> to the day club for it. >> Yeah, don't go to Sapphire cuz it's for your daughter or whatever. >> What? It's at Sapphire? >> You wouldn't know about it. No, you went to the other spot that was cool. >> Experiment. >> Did you uh did you come to my 1-year-old one? >> I don't think so. >> No, I don't think so. Okay. >> Did you snub it? What did you do for your 1-year-old? >> Well, well, for Koreans, we have this, you know >> I thought that was 100 days. >> I don't know. It was 1 year for me, okay? So, what I know is Koreans, they have to you know, you have to dress your kid as an Korean outfit and then they put him down and then whatever he walked towards is what his future is going to be, right? >> What did he pick? >> So, a basketball uh what do you call it? Doctor thing. >> Put a Glock 19 there. >> He's not going to touch any gun for a while. But you know, you know what I mean? Like stuff like that. >> Yeah. >> Right? Uh so, we kind of did a big
1:42 thing, not too big, but it was a decent size. >> What did he grab, though? >> He ended up grabbing uh the doctor, like uh >> stethoscope? >> Yeah, but it's not necessarily means you're going to be a doctor, right? >> be a nurse. >> Be a doctor of some sort. >> It just meant that that one was shiny that day. >> No, no, we just made it simple as possible. So, he ended up walking to a a little testicle, whatever you call it, testicles? >> Testicles. >> So, whatever the testicles are >> I'm going to put the testicles on you, so just breathe deeply. >> Woah, so soft. So soft, boy. >> You were talking about your son. >> WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY SON'S NUTS WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT? >> ANTHONY. >> Figure that out. Anyways, which video are WE IN NOW? HEY, LET'S teleport back, guys.
2:33 >> His future, his future is that he he he's got testicles. >> He's going to be a doctor with testicles of some sort. Okay? >> A testicle doctor. >> So, so they make money. >> Of course. >> All doctors make money, dude. Respiratory You could be a respiratory therapist. You could be any but any >> Chiropractors make money, dude. >> Yeah, even Yeah, everybody makes money, dude. >> ████ masseuse make money. $60. You know what I mean? It's just like So So, my wife was just like You good? >> I'm good. I'm just staring at you. What the ████ I'm waiting for you. What the hell? You good? >> You can't even get a story out. >> So, what happens after you >> Yeah. Stethoscope. >> He grabs it. EVERYBODY GOES, "OH!" >> WHAT WERE THE OTHER OPTIONS?
3:23 >> A basketball. >> Bowling pin. >> Bowling pin. No, no, pencil. A basketball, pencil for art. >> Oh, writer. Okay. Uh >> He could be a bowler. >> Art Oh, that represents art. I thought I was >> Uh How do you say that? >> STETHOSCOPE. >> STESTICLE. >> OKAY. >> What else? Did you put your barber tools? >> Oh, and then a book. >> A book? >> Okay. >> A librarian? >> So, he can't really miss, basically. >> Teacher or like to >> Teacher, yeah. It could be anything. Whatever the reading guides you to. >> You're either a writer or a reader. >> Or just smart or like super smart. >> Basketball. >> For sports, right? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You didn't put anything for military related. >> You thought the basketball was the easiest ball for this kid to pick up. >> I told myself out of all the balls out there. >> What are you talking about, man? >> All he has to do is touch it, right? >> Yeah, all he has to do is touch it and grab it. I I said no military ████ because I want to be a a chemist.
4:14 >> If you're going to the military, you can only go there to be a SF or a ranger. That's the only reason you go into military. You're not going to be going in >> He's talking about all that ████ dude. HE'S WHAT THE >> IF HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ALL THAT ████ THEN DON'T JOIN. >> OH, WOW. SO, he has to go all the way to top or not at all. >> Right, I said I told myself I want to join so he doesn't have to. >> Put a helicopter there or something. Something cool. >> No. >> Didn't your dad, when you were a kid, like choke you and go, "You want to play basketball?" >> No, that's my older brother. >> Oh, okay. >> Well, anyways, he grabbed that, but my wife was like my wife was like, "No, I don't want him to be a doctor." I was like, "Baby, he could be a doctor of any different sort. He could be a doctor of a ████ uh engine." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did you put that on the ground then if you didn't She didn't want that? >> say a doctor of engines? >> Yes, you could be doctor of engines. >> Like a doctor in engineering, he's saying. >> Not in engineering, but just engine, like >> Ninja-neering? >> No, engine.
5:04 Like a motor. >> Like an Indian? >> Head gasket off. You're you're you're scientist. >> So, an engineer. >> No, you just say mechanic. You're a mechanic. >> What a doctor of uh >> Yeah, he could be a doctor of a mechanic. >> That's mechanical engineering, fool. >> You could be a mechanics doctor. >> Exactly. Come on, man. >> brother. I got you. >> What does a Mexican guy know? What I'm talk Like I told him >> What I'm talk >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL. >> OKAY. >> SO, we're just trying to get on the same page. >> Yeah, we're So, so we have to redo it. >> Uh-huh. >> Because not just cuz she didn't want it, but >> Do it. >> Can't do a redo. >> Yeah, you can't do a redo. >> We did it to like confirm. That's like what we did. Yeah. >> Right. >> So, now we switched it up, same thing. And then >> Oh. >> shuffled it. >> He He went straight for like a hospital red cross thing, again.
5:55 >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> So, he's going to be a doctor doctor. >> had a stethoscope and a hospital red cross? >> No, that was the the the red cross was the >> The swap. >> the confirmation. >> Round two. It was the round two. >> Oh, and you took the stethoscope out. >> Yeah. That was round two. >> What's it called again? >> Okay, okay. That's cool. >> Are you happy about that? >> Ooh, mushy. Huh? >> WHAT'S THAT FEELING LIKE? AH, DOCTOR ████ >> ME? ME? I DIDN'T CARE. >> Why is she so against being a doctor? >> Because she doesn't like doctors because how how fake they are in America. >> Well, they're not fake. Maybe the insurance or the health whatever. >> So, she hates all doctors? >> She doesn't hate all doctors. She just doesn't believe how some of them practice. >> Oh, is that because her family's more holistic? >> Well, the mom was a nurse and ████ And she The mom would tell you the same thing. The mom would be like, "Bro, I worked in a hospital. Half of this ████ they tell you is just for money." When I went for crazy hives in the ER cuz I was like tripping out. I was like, ah,
6:46 disease, you know? I was like, "Bro, I got to go into the hospital, yeah." After the doctors were going to do some blood work, do some like swiping, and they're like, "Ah, yeah, here's a Benadryl." And I was like, "What?" I got a Benadryl. Couple weeks later, I got a bill for two Gs. >> Okay, yeah, you're right. >> For a Benadryl? I didn't pay it. >> That's cuz you went to the ER probably. >> Well, that part too, but I didn't pay it. Regardless what it is, I didn't pay it. >> And they just didn't chase it? >> No, they chased it, and I just hung up all the time. >> Yeah, you can't be going to ER for ER's going to be crazy. >> That's when my hypochondria was crazy. >> That's what urgent care's for. >> That's not affecting your credit at all? >> It didn't. >> Oh, that's pretty good. That's what urgent care's for though. >> Urgent care, dude, yeah. >> So, anyways, that was my one year >> You just didn't You just didn't pay ER and it affect your credit? >> They They They tried threatening me with it. >> Did it go to collections? >> It went to collections, but then by the
7:37 time it went to collections, they gave me a better deal. "Hey, $500 will take care of it." I was like, "Okay, here's 500 bucks." >> Oh, so you did pay it? >> I paid it, but not the two G's. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz there's that thing with hospital bills where you don't have to pay the first one. >> Yeah, you you negotiate. >> Yeah. >> Cuz I kept telling him, look, I'm not paying for for Benadryl, two G's. He's like, it's not that. It was the ER room. I was like, yeah, but I'm not paying two G's for the Benadryl. >> So the kind of guy that gets lifted off of a helicopter cuz he ████ sprained his ankle from a hike, and then they just bandage him and he goes, I'm paying ████ $3,000 for this bandage? >> For Ace? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but I just kept playing dumb with them. They're like, oh, this guy's actually He's actually dumb. >> And honestly works. Yeah. >> Can't get to his head cuz he's dumb, so we just give him a better deal. I'm like, yeah, 500 bucks, and I just hang up. >> It's ridiculous that that works. >> Yeah. >> I just played dumb the whole time. I was like, I don't care. >> I'm going to play dumb, too.
8:27 >> It didn't feel like emergency room. >> ideas for Alana's birthday? >> I'm I'm very fascinated about the playing dumb part, but I have no idea what to do for Alana's birthday now. >> going to do the thing where where where where the Koreans like pick a pick a thing? >> He's not going to remember it. >> Um the hard thing is is you it's the same thing. You know that you're not doing it for the kid. >> Yeah. >> You're doing it for the family, and then you're doing it for fundraising from the family. >> And pictures. >> Pictures and fundraising. >> Have to get everybody together. >> Mainly fundraising. You actually don't care about half the people that show up because you're just doing out of respect for family that like doesn't really show up to your other ████ anyway. >> What's the fundraising part? I think I missed that. I didn't know I didn't know you did that. >> Like red envelopes and stuff? >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Oh, is that a Chinese thing? Like every single time you do things >> I'm pretty sure a lot of Asian cultures give money on on first birthdays. >> So, that's what it was, right? The first the first birthday. Hey, we know it's not for
9:17 >> not doing it for the second birthday. >> Come and help us out. >> I thought it was the first 100 days. >> Baby showers, too, you know, stuff like that. >> That's why these guys are so successful, man. >> What? >> They have like these money games. >> Yeah, they're like systems. >> And they have no shame. >> Yeah, but you know you know >> It's J to J to B to B. >> But for hey, you know what? For example, that one culture, who runs the world? Those guys. At the age of 13 or 16, they have that thing, right? >> yeah. >> I've I've witnessed insane >> Oh, yeah. >> insane level >> Like what? >> Of money transfer? >> $100, $150. >> ████ a whole gym, and the whole gym is ████ flipped to like a jungle themed beach lanai vibes with buffet sushi, like everything you can think of. Everything. We hire 10 valets.
10:07 Everyone pull up with the hottest Ferraris and the one-on-one Lamborghinis. >> Yeah. >> And what do they all bring? An envelope. >> They do that, too? >> That envelope must be insane, though. >> Check it out. It's not just 50, it's not just 100 people. This is 1,000 people. >> Wow. >> With envelopes. You know what I'm saying? >> is like a millionaire overnight or some ████ >> Bro, they they wake up every day of their life. >> thing. Every single time they got to go to the another kid, they also got to put the same money. >> It's all relative to your like community. It's like circulating, for sure. >> But it's worth it, though. If you get 1,000 people to show up, like 18 ninongs and ████ like that sometimes, because it's just every birthday is like a you know that ninong is going to have to give some money. >> Yeah. So, for your 1-year >> All the older people, like ask all invite all your ████ >> That's what I'm saying. So, then then
10:57 because of that, like I feel like I got to make it more of a spectacle, cuz then if you invite your aunties and uncles, like now I got to feed them a certain way. And then it's a whole thing, but I'm like, this is for my kid, not going to remember anything. Then you get all conflicted, because you're like, so what am I going to actually But then >> You're celebrating your kid. You're not like It's not like your kid >> I know. I know. But then then I ask what is too much for a 1-year birthday is all. >> Well, for dads, we're going to think like this, right? We're going to be like, okay, I got to attend to the people we're inviting. AC got to be running. The floors got to be clean. And the dogs got to be gone. The ████ cars got to be clean. >> That bomb-ass food. >> Yeah, the grass got to be You know what I'm saying? But the wives are just like, "Oh, this is for her. It's going to be so ████ memorable." >> She's going to be like, "The flowers got to be nice." >> Can you just do it in Vegas, please? Cuz remember you did your baby shower out in LA, and then 20,000 people from
11:47 Vegas had to come? >> 20,000? >> 20,000. Can you just keep it in in Vegas? >> I'll do this. I'll do it in LA, cuz that's where my main family is, and that's where the envelopes are. >> guaranteed dough. >> That's where you got to go with the envelopes are. >> It's guaranteed. >> Respectfully, if you guys really want to celebrate my kids, we could just go to, you know, uh Texas de Brazil. >> Arby's. >> Ourselves. >> I like it. >> And just really and really just toast it up with some good picanha to uh to my daughter. I feel like that'll be better. >> And we'll take you to Spearmint after. >> I think that'll be a conversation.
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