0:00 thank you [Music] so some more cheating has been going on because you're a cheater trying to get his black belt you could cheat your way to a black belt yep probably no don't probably ask that smug you know all the cheats out there maybe I can't maybe I can't so this happened in a poker tournament um this is considered you know let me just show you the video how about that I'll have fun with a little bit of a video she had one of those old-timey things and like old westerns absolutely old-timey things here we go oh what happened her genies all right Sashimi Sashimi that's amazing bro please
0:50 I'm looking away from the screen right now why would you oh yeah her nipple was falling out so how's it cheating come on This is distracting that's called an old-fashioned nip slip so yeah that's basically all I was not cheating is that we've got we've got a nip slip are they gay she's not aware because that's not cheating that's not cheating dude that's yeah because it's like that's wonderful wait it was it an accident that's a free show everybody how's that cheating what the ████ don't you think in like a five hour game you kind of get desensitized after like but also if they got cameras that when they see her just ████ you know what I mean if she pulled it out herself they're like hey you're giving me a boner that's cheating yeah yeah it's like I don't get it what rule is she violating in though
1:41 so uh to the naked eye um I guess technically nothing but it was found out later it's a misdirection oh is she wearing a pixelated t-shirt t-shirt makes you think you do things naked but she's not I'm brilliant to that why were they blurring out um she was actually wearing a bodysuit with fake breasts under her clothes oh and fully intended on exposing them during this live stream those were fake those are fake that's even better Oz or titties aren't really that nice yeah that's the cheese she's cheating hey those are fake titties those are silicones yeah that's not real yeah distracting me with silicon city is not the same what's even was she even killing it though uh I don't think she
2:31 actually won but she definitely won the number one Talk of the Town yeah she committed that much a ████ lost yeah but yeah uh the idea of like you know you can't use big titties your titties are small that's cheating yeah give me those I would my weak ass mind would be distracted for sure I would not be able to get the same I'd be like damn this is a ████ nipple out man I'd be winning that ████ yes I was a cheerleader yeah all you so you see titties all the time you didn't see it all the time right [Laughter] yeah that's a cheap trick yeah right easy that's a ████ funny ass trick though that's good she really got
3:21 disqualified in some way or not uh yeah wouldn't you wouldn't she let's see let's see let's see cheating huh they are the owners of the Hustler Casino Live event have responded to this quote unquote oh Hustler Casino that's a Gardena baby but I think a lot of people aren't too bothered by it that much um actually this same event recently just got a flag for having a vibrator cheat Scandal where what no no don't think that vibrator um but apparently this other player was wearing a ring and because it's live streamed other people like audience members are preview to seeing like the different things that are on the table so somebody else would like vibrate that ring if uh that person had the best cards on the table so that was an actual cheese pretty gangster that's actually really don't yeah and then fake tits and then just a couple weeks later this uh fake and that's all she could come up
4:11 with is a titty didn't even vibrate or nothing yeah right didn't ████ rattles that's not cheating though entertainment quality you know what I mean because like people do do things to distract or whatever like if a guy comes in a costume and wearing a wild wild wig like is that cheating no he's just distract the Wild Wings zany poker player I guess maybe that's why she didn't feel it popping out because it wasn't real anyway yeah that could be that could be because just a titty bib yeah it's practically your shirt it sucks when you cheat and you still lose that's what I'm saying like she cheated and still ████ lost dude but what's the point she was just trying to just drag Grand endorsement after this or something though wait would you would you guys be distracted like if you if you're in an intense ████ I think it would be like I I
5:01 could see your titty for like one second and that's it I'd be like let me look at my cards one more time [Laughter] sure it's your turn you're like huh hold up what time wait what are we doing are you looking at my car oh yeah Go fish Go fish Go fish I'm just looking at my cards oh is that the river sorry I don't know what's happening Oh no I got 21 baby as a card player I don't think I would be I would be distracted because you're just so in a competitive mode yeah but if I was a if I was a camera operator yeah I'd forget to change angles I'm honestly yeah if you're just hanging out there yeah yeah distraction all day and there's so many dudes with sunglasses on like you can't even tell where their eyeline is and they go like this their eyes are bucking out
5:52 how much of a distraction could it be like if you're playing poker like like you're like you're looking at your car yeah and there's like 100 G's what you have in your hands so it's like not like a teenager ████ dude ████ yeah the next car like if I'm the dealer though that should be the deal you're not actually in the competition but you're in the competition so you don't really have anything to lose but you're just like dealing you're like oh you should play cards you could probably take people's chips when they're not looking they're like oh I forgot my cards again because I was staring at those titties was there ever a time that something like that happened to you and you got distracted like a booby popped up has there been any time in your life that you saw today it just made you oh what oh yeah like you just lose your memory I don't think any boobies ever popped
6:42 out in front of me like just like what like the most recent one is when we all went to go eat at uh Honda yeah and then they were leaving the tatami room and then that one girl walked out to put her shoes on and she bent over her titty popped out okay oh I remember and then you threw up I just saw it and I was like that's oh yeah that's right that's a nip slip right there actually this is Florida I was on stage in Florida uh and there was a throuple that was getting down while I was while I was in the middle of a joke I'm like what the ████ yeah what was the what was the race they were ugly like you would throw them on ugly oh what was the uh um it was no it was a black lady a white lady she got one cup a black lady a white lady and a white
7:33 dude but it was distracting to be like oh what the ████ yeah and I wanted to say something but I was like I'm not gonna make them the ████ stars tonight yeah you know I ████ them they don't get this ████ that's probably what they're fishing for anyway yeah they wanted me to be like at us we're special because why would they do it wrong they were sitting like right you know like they were sitting pretty close to that comedy show though yeah the comedy that's what I'm saying they wanted they wanted me to say something yeah they just love each other you guys what would you have said get our room what would I said I don't know what I've said like I mean can I join I don't know like I don't know what the ████ yeah you guys are ugly even though they're ugly that's the ugliest like ████ you know they probably good kissers yeah sure
8:23 they're not good in bed yeah yeah I'm sure you mean that ████ why are you laughing I'm enjoying it you're enjoying it yeah don't you think maybe to have less practice or more I think you got me on that one because they're ugly because they're ugly they don't get or like if you know some dudes like man you know I need to work on my kitchen I'm not I'm not that tight yet let me get this ugly ugly oh vice versa over girls you know because you want to be fair you want to be fair and there's an ugly dude there's this hot girl she's like damn I ain't working my kissing yet like let me get on this ████ right now I'm pretty sure y'all been y'all been some practices before I've been a practice round for sure the the I do one time I'm like I'm like the intro black dude for some for some white
9:14 girls and they start with me and then they go all right like black men one-on-one type yeah yeah they start with me and then they go all right I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready you know what he's he's halfway there he listens to Oasis yeah yeah he's like halfway cheerleader I think I could work with this bridge in the Gap that is funny why you say Gap we can't win in this room [Laughter] because he said right we got chicken tenders we got gifts you guys are on my ████ list right now the first video of the day I know y'all starting off strong some of us
10:05 safe for now though do you want me to come back you guys are next dude I think I think Anthony Lee's gonna be next what are you talking about dude I ain't got nothing about grape soda in this video that's the race that's the most racist I've ever heard yeah big fan but y'all haven't been like the intro intro Asians to like I feel like being Filipino you're more like the intro to Mexicans it's like a girl who's too scared to date Mexicans I'm a chef Filipino first oh you know what's funny that's what I was gonna say you know you know the type of girls that do not ████ like me what are the white girls that like black guys really well because you're not what they wanted yeah I'm far dang that sucks
10:55 they're like disappointed they're like what what do they want like they want a hood ████ oh they don't want me yeah that was DMX yeah yeah oh that's like the girls that want that's the girls that want the ████ anime boys and then they're like you speak English and ████ [Laughter] Is that real ████ yeah they're like oh they like I think it's all the weebie girls though they have like an Asian fetish yeah they want the K-pop boys and ████ and they're like you're just like a ████ you're just like an American Boy really yeah the guys that do this yeah yeah and then they find out he's all good girl ████ hair anywhere you know thank you
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