0:00 how do you turn a disabled kid into a super soldier well everyone has a talent right like and I said depends on how big this spectrum is if you can just look then maybe we can he could be like the guy that looks and he's just like he just looks but he can't even he can't warn people he's [Music] like's so a woman a mother um she took a boiling hot um pot of water and shucked it on her son why'd she do it he was on fire and he was cold very very good yeah he was uh covered in instant
0:50 noodle the dry before dry and then after the water he sprinkled the seasoning on him he was covered in uncooked is was not covered in uncooked they were they were on Shark Tank demonstrating a new protective skin thingy no no ah ████ I just thought he was being loud maybe no well maybe kid being loud and annoying deserve death she caught him watching pornographic videos on her phone oh so she takes the pot and on on a on a three-year-old dude oh oh on a three that's F he doesn't even know it's pornos no he wasn't three three I'm like dud when you're three you don't even know it's pornos I was like how did this kid even type
1:40 pornhub.com guys probably watching mommy and daddy there's a better visual for a second right it's really funny so yeah um she she was um charged of course um under Section 326 of the penal code uh which provides up to 20 years imprisonment and a fine if convicted looks look like she's going to serve about 36 months that's it yeah I mean is where is this uh Malaysia who you don't get killed right away or some ████ I know no not for that maybe in Malaysia it's more like ah everybody beats their kid up I feel like in Malaysia might kill the kid why you watching pornos oh I feel like her sentence would have been lighter if she said that the kid was acting gay oh I was watching gay por yeah they
2:30 go we understand he was on a VPN damn that's ████ crazy that's true if if they were like my son said he's not going to University oh yeah yeah burn makes sense or he said Singapore rules oh that's another one that's another one so but the best part my favorite part about the story there's so much I there's so much I love about it obviously um no the best part is that she was upset that he was using her phone's internet data oh that's really the wanted to watch the root of the Ang was he watching ████ 4K or something it doesn't say cuz that's that is a lot of data Maybe she's a drug dealer and then she pays per data so that's why can't she just pay per data regardless of being a drug dealer no you got be oh okay that's a Malaysian thing yeah cuz she has a burner phone yeah that makes
3:21 sense got it then when they're in the jungle burner good word imagine that's a real story he was using a burner phone so a friend's mom basically um saw the boy like with his injuries and then that's when she got busted yeah she ratted her ratted her friend out but how like melted was the kid did he look like fried chicken he was pretty melty oh yeah oh like Harvey like Too Faced Harvey it's boiling water that ████ hurt it was more splattered I spilled boiling water on myself one time and I still have a scar it's just this big on my shin wow on your shin can we see it it like third degree burn I don't know did it like um black in afterwards at one point what no how did you spill it there were you
4:12 making instant noodles I was stirring kind of a little too yeah she put Dred noodles on their ████ oh aggressive stirring aggressive stirring it splashed and then I scooted back and it got me dang but my skin melted off oh it melted dang man I mean it does cook meat very true makes sense does make sense you can sue it yeah uh the mom that's what I said when it happen well well the mom wanted a lighter sentence because she also has three young kids she has a six-year-old disabled child a four-year-old and a six-month old is he disabled from Burns is she a single mom she is she go I got two other burnt kids is the husband dead from burnt he got boiled I never understood understood burning
5:03 water cuz like if you're pissed right you have to pour the water and then wait for it to boil that's some premeditated ████ dude was she I don't know oh she's making no maybe that's part of the psychological torture is they have to watch you boil the water speaking of psychological torture she also said following the incident she suffered increased stress as a psychiatric patient and had to increase her medicine dosage sorry yeah cuzz it was traumatic for her too it's traumatic for her too you make me take more anti-depressant that's the hard that's the hardest part about like parents that abuse their kids way too hard is that you take the parent away and now the kid is double screwed double ████ huh it's really like a weird I don't know I found it pretty relaxing after my dad was gone cuz I didn't have anybody to beat my ass so but you still had the one parent my mom
5:53 didn't beat my ass yeah but I'm just saying this is like one parent now they're they're already at one parent there's no Grand or he died cuz he got boiled let's say that all you had was your dad and then the oh no that's that's not a good idea run away to the Jungle or something but then nobody's beating your ass what nobody's beating your ass though nobody's feeding your ass but yeah yeah true yeah in this case no no no no no yeah if you're dead it was the only one yeah yeah so I mean this this is one of those situations where I do think that it I don't know what you do like this why I don't want to be in charge of yeah you got four ████ kids in total that's crazy so you have to punish the mom because this is messed up to do to the kid but then it's like how do you do I know how are these kids going to fend they're probably they'll probably just go into the system and just get
6:43 literally probably molested every next house they go to no grandma grandpa that's Bleak jeez that's the reality though that's the reality is like they think that abuse is bad isn't it like at least 50/50 chance imagine the abuse from like a person that's not even biologically connected and really doesn't give a ████ and like one of the kids is disabled and the other one's got burn scars yeah cuz then the the I mean that dice roll is just too the odds are so against you when you're rolling dice with a foster home it's like are these people going to kill me or not they just can't go out and ████ find the dad be like responsibility time he died well when's when are we going burns when are we going to see like ████ robots basically being parents and ████ robot parents yeah that's got a imagine you get a court ordered robot parent some ████ like that a controlled robot parent that would be good I feel like hella kids will apply for that actually right
7:33 cuz then it's like hey I don't have any parts I'm not going to try to ████ you or anything yeah it still [Laughter] tries it's like I still have fingers it's like oh no back to square one jeez you got these like malicious coders that are like just going to give a little adjustment here oh my God you have to manufacture traa Disney animator you got put these kids with like next of kin or something maybe they got a good uncle or good auntie or something or good grandma I think we need more nacho Libras oh SP because he was a great like orphan like he was trying to leave his orphan responsibilities and but I know he wanted his own dreams because he was the orphan himself but what he ended up doing was getting money to help the
8:23 orphans this is true and it's based on a true story summon your Eagle Powers yeah there is is uh uh one of I don't know if they're called Friars or whatever but he wrestled to get money to feed the orphans the the nacho Libra did and his name was nacho Libra nah I don't know what his name was it was a n but it was he was a Luchador that that did that for the orphans so that's what you're saying every every country needs a few they need a wrestler who goes and gets money for the orphans great idea once again people should pay you to do to come up with ideas yeah but even on that tip like you said even if they had like a good auntie or uncle or something like that bring in like four children that are like six months or 4 years and disabled and stuff it's like that's so much it's ████ rough like your in
9:14 everything about your life would be like completely different yeah yeah why did you say that they're disabled cuz it says disabled right there you said it too earlier you said it too did they say what kind of disabled you literally said disabled probably at like a 3 minute 11 second Mark that part we edited out though only yours will be in there yeah it depends on how disabled ████ try it depends on what Joe how disabled are we talking about fingerless cuz you could still do a lot of ████ but if you're very common fingerless kids on the super low end of the spectrum and like like you just bump into stuff you can't even move you forget where your keys are you know you just open up your eyes and ████ and then like that's all you can do I'm with you yeah I'm with
10:06 you that's a lot of work there a lot of work dud there's almost there there really is almost no answer to a abusive single parent household no if you really think about it seriously there's no I have a suggestion but I think people would not really like it does it involve Malaysian wrestlers nope super soldiers oh so instead of a orphanage make a military style CIA style boot camp where you create cuz these guys are perfect soldiers so turn the children into child soldiers yeah no you got to develop them into adults but 20 develop them into super soldiers right right right so there's still got to be a parent figure that has to develop yeah the teacher's there so it's a drill sergeant okay I'm just taking the Spartan mentality okay the Spartan mentality is you get stripped from your
10:56 home you go into the boot camp and you do this until you're 30 years old and at 30 years old you become a super soldier but remember the spart mentality is also it's like all this one's disabled throw away oh we're going to make it more modern okay we're we're very we're very we're all about diversity here cuz everyone has can can't contribute to the country we're W Spartans how do you uh spart were kind of woke how do you turn a disabled kid into a super soldier well everyone has a talent right like and I said depends on how big this spectrum is if you can just look then maybe we can he could be like the guy that looks and he's just like he just looks but he can't even count more people he's like yeah he's the he's the Seer yeah he's the lookout yeah he's the Observer right yeah yeah
11:47 yeah he'll just be like in his chair like hey I got a question he like Salam the Bell what if he can't talk yeah you got to you got to hook yes we we'll hook him up to the to the thing that Steven Hawkins did dude what if the our c what if the the the Fortress gets overrun because it's like we what happened to the looks guy and it's like oh ████ yeah we didn't think of that we didn't we didn't hook him up with anything he looks but he can't hear he he can't make the noises we didn't think of that it's like damn we lost that whole ████ Fort all right get a bell next time can you see all right you be the guy that looks and and the guy was like I'm a genius what's that guy tell uh you can breathe I find purpose for anybody I can do
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