0:00 [Music] a Florida woman decided the best way to distract the person who so the robin a store right oh like the best way to distract this person is by taking my pants down and peeing on the ground wa then her man steals $500 okay of cleaning products while the store is like what the ████ is going on oh yeah it's so steal cleaning products yeah not steal $500 but steal $500 with a cleaning product you got to get inside the register you don't want to worry about that right you want to grab the easy to go stuff maybe you need money to buy cleaning products anyway so why don't you just cut out the middle part that is a racket though my homie is uh I have a couple homies that work at Target and they were saying that um cuz you know how some targets they they put the
0:51 uh glass like the plastic shelves they lock it up so they said the reason why they did that at one of the stores that they're at guys would come in and they would take out Giant trash bags and they'll just scoop all the detergent all the clean supp surprise I almost said surprise fob they'll scoop all the cleaning supplies and then just fing dip like that was the racket that they did constantly so it's like they would get crushed by laundry detergent cuz they would just take it and just ████ run this exactly what happened here right in P County a man and woman walked into the Family Dollar store and they basically the guy starts walking around and grabbing gain tide Chlor rocks all the detergents The Heavy Hitters and then and then he was gathering the supplies and then she uses the stores floor as the bathroom just to be like I'm a crazy lady I got to pee on the ground and then
1:42 everyone's like oh ████ and then they all start like panicking about that and then he's just walking out the front door with the freaking cleaning supplies yeah that'll do it yep I mean she's a real one for like being be a bait right no she's she's she's doing her work for the family you know yeah how does she get caught or how did they know that they work it together so so they they get on camera right so they walk in together the guy also grabbed the Natty Ice not kidding he grabbed the big thing of Natty Ice cuz they're in a dollar store or whatever so they had that cuz they're in Florida so he got a case of Natty Ice on the way out so you actually see a picture of him with like hella CLE cleaning products and like a thing of Natty Ice what just a little bonus yeah dude how do you carry all that out they're pretty strong huh yeah dude guy got a lot of arms that s███'s kind of heavy see it right here Natty Ice yeah there's the Natty Ice oh yeah there yeah
2:34 no bags All in His Hands grip y we used to went one of the gyms that we had and um it was on the mainstream Colorado in Pasadena we had a bunch of crazy people walk by but we had this one lady she was wearing a tutu and she was like older white lady homeless she stands right in front of the window pulls her tutu down and just pees all over the floor and let me tell you there wasn't a single person not looking at that lady we were there was like probably like 40 people the craziest thing you've ever seen we all down bad probably yeah and we're all like what we're all biting our lip like damn God damn yeah but somebody for sure could have just stolen a bunch of stuff from us while we were all watching this ████ chick and it was a long stream I like oh ████ this is crazy and some of us tried to pretend could capped you out during that moment so a lot of things can happen was talking about that clip I saw earlier where it's like this lady posted about it too she had just found a
3:24 receipt outside of Walmart so she picked up the receipt it was like $100 worth of stuff she went back in the store grabbed every item that was on the receipt and then walked back out and the guy at the front stopped her and he's like this is the receipt and then she walked out with it and the end of the clip she walks out she's like praise the Lord that's a big brain move that's a big brain move Galaxy brain move I don't think I could have pulled that off she like the Matrix downloaded in her head dude so moves like that I'm like dang respect that's just respect moves like this like I feel really bad the guy like lost out on some inventory and has a clean up piss yeah that sucks that's a double whammy yeah it's like distract me and like lose inventory like damn you got me yeah do that and I ████ got to C they don't have cleaning products to clean it with CU they got jacked it's a double whammy
4:15 on the cleaning inventory whammy for sure yeah that's tough so usually when they when they fence these stolen goods where do they sell this stuff at swap meat I'm going to go I'm try to sell you clean detergent no but you know like when you go on Alvarado Auto like in front of the oh maybe cuz you guys forgot what La was like but by MacArthur Park there's like the sidewalk market and it's nothing but like Head and Shoulder shampoo for like a mile straight so you're like look at all these random grocery items and you're like where did this all come from you ever been to like a Vara and a guy has a van open he has like blond deter got so much random ████ yeah I saw another clip and this makes hella sense where these two dudes were in Target and then they were trying to get like the tide bleach thing right so to they were going to I guess they were going to buy it um they open one up and then they open another
5:06 and then they're just pouring one in cuz just proving how empty it is all the way to the top so they're pouring all the way to the top closing that one putting this half empty one back and then buying this one yeah same thing though I'm like kind of respect for that dude kind of a sick play getting their money's worth bottles in three bottles maybe it's just so much more like you're L it's like you know when you ████ open you're so hungry when you're in high school you got the munchies or some ████ you buy like a lay bag and you open up and it's like down here and you're like okay but you could pour like you go go to Costco get a whole bunch of that into one bag yeah bar keep opening up all the potato chips and you pour it Pour it Pour it it's like it's like Mary poppin pulling a lamp out of her back you just can't believe how deep the thing is part of going back to my homies that worked to Target they were saying that their security system is actually really
5:56 robust so they know exactly how much people are standing in and they're like building accounts on people and across different stores and they're able like their ████ is like really interconnected like that so like they're they're building so if they see you like stealing some ████ they know exactly who you are they know like they they have all your data they have all your information they let you steal until you go to the specific Target that actually has a big security guard until they're going to ████ get your ass like they kind of build a case on you how do they know who you are I don't know dude they basically track you cuz they watch you and use your card no but what if you're just like a random home person that just doesn't even have an ID that's true I don't know you have to you have to ask some Target higher ups it's very robust he said yeah it's really robust when I worked just learned that worder solves a lot of problems when I worked at Target this was like this was like 2004 like this was already old but their cameras
6:48 can follow ████ all the way out to the parking lot and they could park at the edge of the parking lot they could zoom in and get their license plate and have that ████ saved yeah damn so imagine now was old yeah that was like 2005 ████ yeah yep imagine imagine now you go over there it's the exact same camera that's all they remember and we still got it but a broke don't fix it have a giant list of license ples but nothing happens to I don't know why everyone I don't know why everyone I don't know why everyone scared of cameras when we got Hawkeye McDonald's employees like finding Luigi man yeah dude just by being like I don't know about this ID thing for a flash of a second for but people in Pennsyl it was in Pennsylvania where they got them right I think people in Pennsylvania like that they might just moved differently though you think they're just bored as hell yeah probably it was a Pennsylvania McDonald's I think it was
7:39 I think they their jobd or maybe they actually care about their job yeah cuz like when you go to like smaller town some people well like it's definitely 50/50 but like I would imagine there's a group of people that like really take their job seriously over there but then again but the double ID spotting has nothing to do with their job yeah how would they know if it was at the DMV I could understand someone being weird can't even recognize a state ID that's outside of mine thank you that's true that's true when I see the Nevada one I'm like what kind of ID is that like if you had if you had two McDonald's gift cards like or a bunch of them no that's shady yeah yeah I saw a fake vax card like in 2021 or whatever and I was like whoa that's legit and it said Steven green on it said step Paul green on it um there was this other thing that I saw uh in terms of like theft and stuff like that where a store put a sign up in front window that like said all Goods
8:32 priced in the store are $951 basically based on the California law that said like you can't like prosecute something so it's no fies no felonies yeah all every item is $951 and then uh you get purchase discounts at the cashier when you B get a rebate the counter got to go to the counter though just to like combat that specific nonsense law loophole but that's just not anymore right in California they they did shed it yeah they sheded it have you seen those vide where uh looters were getting caught in Orange County and there's like a compilation of like not in Orange County these two chicks there's a whole there's a whole literal compilation of them going how come I'm not getting sight and release how I'm not get they're using the actual ter like I'm not getting site and release they're like no you go to jail this is Orange County it's tight yeah next level and
9:22 the cop was even saying isn't that crazy that they use the actual terminology like no well it's almost like they're exploring the system like they know it well I thought it was the bread they I thought they just needed things yeah I thought they were all Aladdin yeah yeah dude well I mean seeing like more clips of the LA fire stuff this morning where it's like Good Samaritans helping people move stuff out of their like burnt homes back into their personal homes oh ████ oh yikes yeah dude the LA looting is CRA banan that's why they had to call the National Guard I think to stop people from looting cuz there's a bunch of those guys up in like Altadena like blocking off the street homes yeah pretty low well people are doing that in ████ well it's not even just burnt homes some people just evacuated the area and their house hasn't been touched the same way we got Evac order yesterday what if we just bailed here and then someone takes our ████ arcade machine
10:13 which is worth so much money yikes I'd be on the rooftop with my gun dude ████ that for real just like the riots y rooftop Japanese let's go those are just called ninjas probably yeah they're there to take your aqueducts rooft T Koreans for president dude yeah I agree nah they too angry
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