0:00 Grand Theft Auto 6 is launching November 19th. Let's go, BABY. >> [screaming] >> CHECK THIS OUT. [laughter] >> LET'S FREAKING GO. >> WOAH. MIAMI VICE. >> AUTOBOTS TERRORIZE. >> DUDE, this is what that looks like right now. This is going to be crazy, dude. >> When does it come out? November >> November 19th. >> Dude, >> Rockstar ████ KNOWS. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S >> These guys are just stretching. >> milking it. They're milking it. >> They can. >> 10 million views probably. >> Nobody has more goodwill than those guys. >> That's the trailer? >> That's the trailer. >> It's just the cover of like a DVD cover with >> I'm curious as what what version of the content was inappropriate for children in that. >> One of them is a pimp and he's holding >> it's just letting you know about the game is inappropriate, but the that's all the art we get.
0:50 >> She's showing midriff, dude. >> Okay, okay. That's all there's guns. There's guns, I see. >> There's a guy doing wheelies, inappropriate. >> But aren't there already trailers? Like you could watch gameplay you could watch >> It's like 6 months old. >> It's like a reveal date for the pre-orders. >> Oh. >> Which is big because everybody's just been waiting for years. >> How many years has it been? >> Over 10. >> Yeah, it's been a long time. >> Yeah, I was in high school. >> What was your guys' first GTA? >> The first one on PlayStation. >> The first one? >> Remember the overhead one with the the car and it was like >> That was that was not PlayStation. That was PC. >> No, it was PlayStation. I think it was on PC as well. >> Oh, I thought the overhead one was PC. I didn't know that they had PlayStation. >> Yeah, it was on PlayStation, too. >> The first one I played was San Andreas. That was the first one I >> That was the big one. >> And I was like, dude, I think the gang life is for me. I think this is just what I want to do now. Cuz that game was
1:41 just so fun. Being able to you know, you you can go to the gym and work out and bench press and then you hit PRs there. And I was like, this is all I need. >> How much did you bench in the game? >> Like a lot, dude. It was so much. Way more than in real life. >> I'm sure the fans out there are also excited for GTA to come out because they've been wanting to play games with us and sometimes we do go on and play games with them. So >> Dude, GTA 6 we should play games with >> Let us know in the comments below if you guys are big time Rockstar fans and if you guys want to come play games with us cuz that'll be a ████ ████ amazing feature. >> What did you say Joe before this video started? >> All right. I said there's a lot of things in this world that like get me coming. But this one takes me to another universe. And I said that for GTA it's one of those things
2:32 that like I'm like every time one comes out don't ████ talk to me cuz I'm going to spend like every single waking hour beating the game. >> Is that happening this November? >> story mode and I just yeah, I just ████ go go go. The first one I think I did uh almost 72 hours without sleep. The first now I mean GTA 5 when it came out. >> Yeah. >> 72 hours without sleep story mode and whatever and then there was that huge gap of time between online mode came out. So I was just like doing story mode I got bored and I took a long break. >> What was your what was your what was your eating and bathroom ritual during that 72 hours? >> I waited till I really had to pee or poop to go. >> That's a normal bathroom thing, yeah. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Tie tie tell me more. He's like usually I at the first sensation I go but this time I waited.
3:22 >> I waited till I was going to explode. Um and then I lived right next to a 7-Eleven. So I would just load up real quick on like they had pizza wings whatever I just loaded up. >> Get some code red? >> Yep. >> Feels gaming. >> You have to prep. It's almost like hibernation. You got to prep for it. >> The grind. >> Yeah cuz >> [laughter] >> You ain't got time to eat. >> Right. >> You only got time to charge up. It's like a marathon. You know when you're running you only got time to ████ get a little liquid, but you got to keep going cuz it's time. So, I do that and then sleep. Um I would sleep for like a couple hours and then I wake up. And I have a alarm. So, I'll wake up so I get just enough REM and I could keep going. >> Dude, at my wedding we had a custom cake topper that was Nikki dragging me to the
4:14 wedding like on the cake topper. And and my groom guy in the little tuxedo is playing Grand Theft Auto. >> Wow. >> Because I ████ love Grand Theft Auto. >> Wow. >> I love Grand Theft Auto, man. >> Same, bro. >> Which one's your favorite then? >> I think obviously five because it's the best one yet. >> Yeah. >> But my favorite my favorite one's the next one, boy. >> I still love four. Remember four? Nico Bellic or whatever, he's in New York. That was fun. >> Yeah. My cousin. >> Yeah, my cousin, Nico. Have you played the expansion ones? So, on four, you could buy the expansion pack. And there's different uh stories placed in the same city. So, >> I wouldn't play The Ballad of Gay Tony cuz I'm not gay. >> I didn't play that one cuz of the same reason. But I I regret not playing that. >> I regret, too. >> Biker one? >> Cuz I'm not [laughter] gay. Yeah, the biker one was sick. >> The biker one was so sick.
5:06 >> By the way, did you ever play the the cowboy game? >> Red Dead? Yeah. >> that game was sick. >> The zombies one? >> Yeah. >> That was >> Cuz when you finish it, you you everyone turns into zombies. >> sick. >> But I do have a That's the only Rockstar game I haven't played, Red Dead 2. >> What? >> It's so good. >> Dude, it's so good. >> what? >> You'll lose like a month if you play that. >> That's why. Cuz I was like, I can't do it. I I become a maniac. >> Dude, I just put like 5 hours into Red Dead 2 and it took me like 5 hours in the game probably took me like 3 weeks. And then I was like, I'm not doing this ever again. >> See? >> I can't do this Yeah, you have If you don't dedicate yourself fully >> Yeah. >> like you can't pick up the game and then just like be committed. >> It's like worse than binge-watching a show. >> You wait at the end of the night right before you go to bed, you play like 30 minutes of it. >> You can't. >> The adrenaline is just
5:56 >> Dude, what are you talking about? >> YOU DO ONE MISSION. YOU DO ONE MISSION then you go to bed, okay? >> No, it's not that. It's because sometimes when you start riding the horse, my eyes get tired. And then I go, "Oh, this is natural melatonin." [laughter] One time I was playing that game, I fell asleep. I woke up, my horse was dead. >> [laughter] >> I fell off the thing, I think. Cuz I I would fall asleep playing uh the horse game cuz you just it would take so long to ride through different towns and you would like kind of get like this. But you do it at the end of the night right before you go to bed, bro. >> Dude, I also hate the story. I really don't give a ████ about story in games. I WAS LIKE >> BRO, RED DEAD IS SICK. >> RED DEAD? >> I'M GETTING INTO IT right now. I'm like I'm like a quarter of the way >> The whole time they're like, "Dutch, will Oh, >> [laughter] >> oh damn, Dutch." And all this ████ I'm just like I don't give a ████ boys. >> They don't do voice acting like that in in any game anymore, dude.
6:47 >> I know. >> But the the thing is >> Story's good. >> Everything that we loved about movies, now it's in games but even better. We got the same actors, we got the same writers, we got I don't know. I because GTA V, that was a sick ass story. >> It was. >> Yeah. >> I skipped a lot of it. You don't even know what happened. You don't even know who your favorite character is. >> You like the online >> I like to just cut skip all cutscenes. I was that kid guy as a kid. I just don't care about all any of that ████ I just want to ████ ████ up. >> My favorite thing to do in GTA is see how many stars I can get and then escape. >> Yeah, dude. >> That's what I would do as a kid. I would try to I'd shoot up I'd shoot up all the cops. Blah blah. Just cause maximum damage and then try to escape. >> Dude, I heard Elon wouldn't play Grand Theft Auto cuz it starts and you have to shoot cops. I'm like what a ████ thing to say.
7:37 >> play video games, dude. He's lying. >> He's the guy who he wakes up his his horse is dead and he starts crying cuz he's like, "Oh, my horse." >> I can't believe [laughter] I just killed my horse. >> But in Red Dead you wouldn't understand cuz in Red Dead 2 you build a very special relationship with your horse. >> That's true. >> Yeah, I skip all that. I skip that. >> You skip the story mode, too? >> No, this guy does. I don't skip the story mode. I'll watch like a movie. >> I think that's the reward. So you beat the ████ stage and you can see how it progresses. >> I just want to lasso ████ and tie them up to the train tracks. >> [laughter] >> And that's not even in the game. >> Oh, yeah. >> Steve will go and he'll find Chinese guys and do that to only Chinese guys >> [laughter] >> in the game. >> Cuz I'm like, I'm like, "Hey, you're supposed to be working on the railroad." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Bro. >> I get real pissed off. >> [laughter] >> He'll target the different races. I've seen you do that, actually. >> I did. >> Are they coming out with the online at the same time? >> Nobody knows cuz Rockstar is so
8:27 secretive. >> Yeah, cuz usually what they do is they'll go straight to you have the story mode. You have to play that for a while while they're developing the online. >> The thing is though, the online became the game. Like Rockstar is making so much ████ money off of Grand Theft Auto online. We're all kind of wondering if they're just prioritizing the online component, yeah. >> Well, cuz GTA 5, it lasted so long because of the online like skins, expansion, all that. >> Oh yeah, cuz I haven't even played the casino one. That was for the online one. >> There's a lot of them. No, I I remember that that was the bit with me and Nikki. It's like she she'd come home and I'm playing Grand Theft Auto or whatever and she's like, "Hey, you want to you know, watch a movie or something?" I'm like, "I'm grinding warehouses, babe." >> [laughter] >> Do you not see that I'm grinding warehouses? >> Do you do you still go on?
9:17 >> Uh-uh. I have not I haven't in a long time. >> I I I kind of feel like so it's almost like you build a different life. >> Yeah. >> It's a it's like you have a alternate universe, different life, you have a relationship there, you're balling, you have apartments, ████ warehouses, whatever. >> I have hookers that I like. >> Yeah. And you have a relationship. >> They're dating. I'm dating them, actually. >> You think it's going to Did When you did 72 hours, did you 100% the game? >> I finished it. I don't remember if I 100% it. >> Cuz 72 hours is a ████ long game. >> Well, it's 3 days straight. So, I didn't play the game for 72 hours. I slept, too. And I'm just saying like >> But even like a 50-hour game is a thick game. >> Let me >> For story mode? Cuz I'm just trying to really think about like >> Anthony's not buying it. I think we just found out that Joe's not good at the game. >> I just need to like I only get so many like a year that I get to like delete
10:08 myself. And now with the whole fatherhood thing, plus plus they're going to have and I know everybody's going to talk ████ on this, but like God of War La Faye or whatever is coming out and I'm like I love the God of War franchise that I want to finish the story so bad. >> could only pick one. If you had to pick one, GTA? >> Well, no. I'm going to do GTA because at the end of the day, I want to do what my friends are doing. >> We have to do GTA. We have to do GTA. >> For work. >> I just need to know the realistic like if I delete myself and then suddenly we're like I'm going online every night. I'm like, all right. >> Bro, I'm telling you boys, you got to sneak it in, bro. You got to sneak it in an hour. >> What are you talking about? >> Got to sneak it in just an hour. Otherwise, your wives our wives are going to kill us. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's the whole point. >> in an hour, bro. >> They're going to kill us. >> Doesn't it make more sense when you have a kid cuz then you just have to stay home anyway? And then so you just have them in a sack and then you're playing games and ████ >> No, I see hell of it the dudes with the kids in their lap. >> Yeah. I'm going to have to convince her
10:58 Okay, first of all, she's already like she's like, "We don't want high stimulation visuals on the TV for the kid, right?" I'm like, all right. Yeah, that makes sense. >> They're in Miami, dude. It's going to be all high stim. We want We want high contrast, low stim if the TV's ever on. Other In general, with no screens, right? Then the first thing I'm going to do is be stuck playing ████ GTA 6 with my kid. >> BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW. >> WHAT [laughter] IF HE BUYS A PIECE of drywall? >> Dude, every time every time Nina comes home, you're playing GTA 6. >> buys a piece of drywall and you put it between you and the baby? >> [laughter] >> And he could play it over here. >> And that's my pillow, dude. >> It's drywall. >> Why is it going to be drywall? >> Dude, every >> It's a real wall. >> So, she has nothing Nina can complain about. This is a real wall between us. >> Like, what are you complaining about? I ████ put a drywall here so I can build a relationship with my hooker. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> Every time >> So, you want don't want the drywall, so you want her to SEE THE HOOKERS. >> [laughter]
11:50 >> VICE CITY was a good one, too. >> Vice City 6. >> this is like a comeback to Vice City. >> It is. They're It's in Vice City, yeah. >> Back in Miami. >> Five was like a like a San An- They made San Andreas like >> references, and I think we It was San Andreas, right? >> Yeah, more is LA. >> I mean, it's and it looks just like LA. They did such a good job. >> Was it Los Santos? I forgot. Anyways, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> That's the fifth one. >> Dude, I can't wait, boys. So, I heard Anthony's favorite thing to do in the game is to go to strip clubs all the time. >> And then murder hookers. >> I heard that's his favorite thing to do in real life. >> [laughter] >> Only if I drive well. >> Oh, can you imagine the next level of the strip club and all that stuff is going to be? It's going to be crazy. >> Dude, I can't wait to pick up a hooker for the first time and see how they updated it. >> [laughter] >> You know? Cuz it used to be in the first game it was like the car just bounces around. And then the last one >> I want to have some dialogue selections. I want to be able to say what I want to say. >> [laughter] >> Like, uh
12:41 >> Hey, sweetheart, what's up, you know? And then try to like chat them into a deal or something. Like, that's a mini game I want to play. >> Or like, uh do you don't know what this is, do you? The devil is visiting with you right now. >> [laughter] >> And the hooker's like, "Wait, wait, wait. No." >> Yeah, yeah. That's your serial killer arc. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> I want that dialogue option. >> Time to human sacrifice. >> I'm going to cut your arm off so that you look pretty only for me. >> Like, what? >> [laughter]
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