0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another exciting episode of careful boys featuring a very very lovely careful girl here we have julia julia challenged back in the building unless you want like careful day then whatever works well i mean it's usually careful boy no matter if they're a guy or girl you're a careful boy yeah right pounded what's up dog what's up bruh what's up bra doesn't really work as well like it works well good works i thought it was nice it's like yeah you know what i mean what's up bro yeah what's up so how you been bro it's good it's good um give us the lowdown on life just working things are slowing
0:50 down a lot so i'm taking a break we know that but um okay so personal life wise how are things uh it's good yeah yeah uh because now i have this break i can do a lot more self-care time very cool what do you plan on doing yeah what's top priority self-care um oh i got them i got a massage the other day which is really nice yeah it was like a thai massage the lady like freaking contorted me like did she step on do they credit card your butt no they did not and you know what though i did see a sign in their store saying like we are an authentic thai massage place and i was like oh that's so sad that like that they had so many people asking them like oh no credit carding we don't do it stop asking jojitsukawa hey not me but my friend's friend he's notorious for doing these jacking off
1:40 places right and then so like he got so used to doing it that one day he went to a legitimate place and then um he asked for a special finish your friend mo and then the ladies they were like what the ████ and then they kicked them out who who which one of was it was it you who who sent the um that website that like shows all the ████ yeah maps roadmap ch robbie is this guy just there he's just like i'll have the special finish he's like can i do that after the hot stones please i think i'm ready for my special finish whenever you're ready my special footage let's be ready that's so sick because thai places do not do that right oh think so the legitimate ones you guys do you guys think if i walked in there they were going no no no no no we don't jerk you off okay get the
2:31 ████ out of here out the front door get the ████ out of here they were calling the cops yeah right sicko get out of here have you guys ever like imagined something cuz you know like you're in there for an hour right so you're in your head and have you imagined something so funny and you couldn't stop dude containing your lap any time they touched my toes it started giggling like and then like you never had that uh-uh dude i had two times the first one was when i went to get the massage in like little tokyo back in the day and the lady put on the ████ final fantasy viii soundtrack you start crying that's actually funny that's incredible and it was like an actual cd and she put it in i was like how the ████ did you like who does that maybe she's like right she gets an immediate boner i know i just lift up off the table face down
3:21 and then another time is when when uh as quest we all got massages in the philippines and then we're separated by these curtains so we could kind of like hear what the other uh masseuse is saying on the other side and then like at one point uh we all have like these little shorts on whatever and then the first masseuse like um my masseuse was like pulling it down and she goes she goes okay sir i'm going to expose your buttocks okay and i was like all right and like i know they heard it and then the next i hear his lady okay sir i'm going to expose your buttocks okay like three in a row and then all three of us started busting up because it was like a ████ echo chamber like the next person
4:11 man there's no no room for creativity for these people they can't do their own order yeah that's so polite but it's also the sentence of like i'm going to expose your buttocks that's very good who says well in a filipino accent that s███'s just it can only be a comedy logic bro this uh city in china one time getting a massage right it was uh some of the changes one of them one of them was bam though and uh we so it's four of us we get in there we line there and then four ladies walk in they start speaking chinese only one of us understands chinese by the way nice right and they're saying some stuff but we don't really know what's going on and then john starts laughing by himself so we're like oh like what's going on right and then he literally tells us afterwards he's like they came in and then one by one they looked around at all of us and then slowly kept on saying i don't want to do the dark one
5:04 bands of filipino godly he's just the darker one out of us light-skinned southeast asian guys oh no what what happens what happens if they get the darker one no i don't she was like massaging my face so to to my knowledge of according to what my mom is saying and what my mom's friends there's history to this yeah cause like my mom's little racist club their clan rally yeah inner joy luck clan joy look clap your friend yeah they're just saying like uh because they don't like their own like acupuncture or like massage practice and they're just saying like that the darker skinned customers that come in the smellier they are and i was like wow that's just mean that's just me and she was like it's facts she was like saying like yeah like the darker the skin like toy luck clan for real and i was like wow
5:54 wow yeah that's that's your next movie you guys are welcome that is true though because when when i was in malaysia and it was me and my my homie we're doing shows out there and he's tall black dude and then he called for a massage and he we didn't know ████ at the time we didn't know that when you called for a massage like in malaysia there's just gonna a taxi will show up with like four girls and you pick and it's basically just a it's a oh yeah but he wanted a real massage he just saw that he opened the little book in the hotel and they just had a number it's just straight up in a phone book it's in like a book in the room yeah and it's so they the taxi called the one with the girl in a bikini there's no photos so then this taxi comes and it has like four girls in it like all like hella young and then uh they all look at him and then they just go drive yeah and then and then the the taxi guy goes hey
6:45 treat her like your girlfriend like don't don't be mean to her and then he was like what the ████ are you guys talking about because i guess like he's like you know what i mean you know you know what i mean i guess what what the deal is is that they will drop a girl off and she stays with you the whole night and he's going to pick her up tomorrow and then my mommy was like dude i just wanted like a one-hour massage i won't take care of it i love the racist supposition though of like hey i know how all you guys are yeah yeah just between you and me i i know how you guys are yeah he was literally like telling him like don't don't like be rough with her don't be mean to her just treat her nice we all know you guys have big dicks yeah do you see how small this asian girl is relax all right so he was like he just ████ romantic dude he passed on it and they drove away and then my homie was like should we like rescue them or
7:35 something oh ████ oh ████ and then he's like can you just like rub my back real quick my buddy went to a um uh uh like a massage place not knowing it was a rubbing tug he was like like he was working at the warehouse and he was just like ████ man like my back is killing me so he just found a place on yelp on the way home he got there and he saw that like it was like one of those chinese ones where all the all the people were getting massaged in one room like it like it's open right right the reflexology type stuff with their yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so he you know he's a little overweight and he's just like i don't feel comfortable like in this room and he's like you guys have like a private space and he goes yeah uh right this way and then they gave him this room by himself and then the guy comes out with a binder and he goes do
8:26 you think this girl's cute or whatever and he goes yeah i guess so and then he didn't really understand why and a girl comes in and then um you know he lays down and then she just jacks them off but in the in the minute like i was like you didn't tell her to stop he goes no i felt good so i couldn't resist because when he tried to go away he was just like oh and then so so basically he'd have the power yeah she didn't beat him up she said she said that like she she was on his back and she started like like one of these like lame ass massages she goes okay turn around and he goes huh like they usually don't like turn you over until like you know toward the end until they give you a massage on your back yeah or something so he turned around and goes oh okay and then so like and then she pulled down this patch he
9:16 goes wait what's happening and then like he started getting jacked off and he was like but you know this is kind of nice too and so after he finished he was like can i actually get a real massage because like my back really hurts and then she laughed at him and walked away that's exactly like the topless mate i got remember holy ████ yeah the topless man yeah i was like no we really need to clean she's like are you ████ kidding me it's like i don't have supplies or you have gloves you knew she was the top was made right yeah because that's the only maids that were working that day of course you poor son of a ████ that's like this guy this guy's friend he's like i don't know i go in to it's turns out it's a rubber tuck you get i get i get jerked off i'm not gonna insult the woman i don't know yeah i'm not gonna say no to her culture yeah come on today's video is brought to you by
10:06 babble you know like as we get older i feel like in our multicultural family we want to get more into the roots right like i'm more oops yeah more into like chinese ████ jio's more into mexican ████ because the more we get into those things the more taika gets into those things or else he just becomes ████ american yeah that's true because he didn't even know he was mexican yeah he doesn't even know and then he'll like he'll like literally watch uh rubble in the brocks and laugh at chinese people i'm like that's you ████ but he doesn't even know so um in the next year or two we're gonna try to immerse him a little bit more but i think the real help comes when you can cross so i learn more about spanish mexican stuff and geo learns more about the chinese stuff which is why i love babble because you can learn
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11:48 to 60 off your subscription when you go to babel.com off the record that's babel.com off the record for up to sixty percent off your subscription babble language for life i'd be a racist if i did yeah i'm not a racist so you got a massage yeah i i just i just wanna elaborate on the note like i don't believe that the darker skin you are the smell you are i don't think anyone believes that but it was just that's well they do prove that wrong right now but the joy luck clan believes it oh my god they sure did we should say like all old asian ladies that are hella racist like they're a part of the joy look yeah yeah and they're not changing their minds yeah they're not you can't they've got they've in their mind they've got just data it's just factual fact it's anecdotal but it's true that they went through so you can't change this is gonna be a very naive
12:39 question yeah um guys obviously uh right people there's rub and tug type of like situations for do girls ever go into massage parlors and want a happy ending yeah not that i know of you know what i'm saying like i know what would be a perfect robin like if you're like joe's trying to start a new business up like you can get finger hammered yeah like if you could have catalogs like do you like these fingers which hands do you like more you could have a shady massage parlor for women yeah yeah you know how would you build services would yeah what would what would the men look like how would yeah what kind of services you know because you know it could be
13:29 just like a plethora of dildos maybe like a saddle with like no bottom on it but then you put it on a guy's face yeah oh my god you know something like that that's ████ genius or do you just want the masseuse to ask you how your day was oh yeah yeah i'm patting on that so don't try to do anything have a ████ patent yeah what what would the girl's version be girl's yeah i think definitely you would have a catalog of a bunch of guys and i think you can you can you could you can compartmentalize it ████ a lot of siddhartha's how the forearm and below look you know and just see like oh do you just want a finger job wow good job it was right there i said finger jack hammer so you have you have a photo of just hands like oh i want the one with the tattoo it's like yeah you can just do that yeah nice nice so they're all hand models are you like no i don't want the dark ones gonna make it smell like it's gotta be from the
14:19 forearm just like an infinity stone arm can't do that one i want it to be smelly can i get a lighter hand because i've heard that you know women are really into like man hands and i've heard that before like wow that was those hands are hot raid our hands around the room you ever heard of that like i've heard of it some hands being a deal breaker if they were like yeah right yeah like geo said that about tom hardy that's right she didn't like him because his hands are weird my strong hand what's wrong with his hands yeah i don't know she just said she just went oh well i don't like gio's hands reading that yeah yeah yeah take that geo watching we gotta back up tom hardy here are there some like traits that you're like oh i just can't with this guy because of this physical thing uh physical like if it's like it feels nippy have you have you been on a date or been with someone and you're just like oh dirty fingernails or like
15:09 something you're just like okay yeah that's really gross if they touch it they have to wash your hands man i'm like um so you make guys wash their hands before yeah i do i don't give a ████ even take a shower whoa very good that's very good it's very intense it's very good i don't need a girl to wash her hands when she starts with me but i see the difference yeah because one's internal yeah that's true yeah because jacking a man off is like doing this and and fingering a girl it's like doing this yeah and you got to wash your hands before you put them in your mouth that's right that's just a rule that's why it's diff it's that's how diseases are spread we didn't get that on that camera dude the camera cut off and then the profile that's a good example right so so it would be flicking the beam that would be like the uh whatever i mean there's that there could probably be like a toy bar where you have like a
16:00 toy ball see this is why we need women's over here skip it a little simon says yeah yeah and then you can probably have like different packages of like what kind of like you'll skip it or whatever that's good yeah what about like music selection oh candles space jam soundtrack what's the vibe like what's the ambiance well yeah i would probably leave it up to the customer final fantasy 8 it is is there beads for doors no greatest hits i feel like it just depends yeah yeah everyone was different yeah oh yeah i wonder like if it would actually make money because i feel like girls can get a lot of that for free oh my god that's so true what the ████ i think we just waited for five minutes well i mean there's such thing as like
16:50 sugar mamas not but professionals though they need to be done by professionals it's discretion discretion she a woman could waste her time with a guy that doesn't know how to finger wrong one yeah but they do that all the time anyway they do with all of us yes true but the experience once you do it like 100 times a day you know when you're like looking at you go to the massage parlor you like look at this old ass granny walk in you're like no way with a wrinkled hands and then it's magic she ████ you up she do i imagine these men having like their hands and their dick and shirt in case yeah they should i'm sorry i don't know nobody brought dick into this is that good if that old lady is that good you know that on like valentine's day she can't even ████ open door to apartment because so many flowers in there so many guys who were like yo this chick thank you
17:41 just to ████ push it get someone to help her push it open there's so many ████ flowers in there they're putting at the sliding through adorable yeah dude perfect and then she's got a guy coming behind her flower delivery she's like my god it's getting sandwiched between the door though their hands are that good ftd ma'am name one thing you miss about being here [Laughter] one thing hot that's so hard there's just so many things name all of them i'm a couple top five what what is it well i'll see your frozen okay save it for hot soup because earlier you said that after your work you're like i don't know what to do but my life used to be so exciting here at jk but that's so boring and that made me feel great so do more
18:31 do more of those do more of that more more of those quotes this is uh joe's happy ending i know you guys are just i don't know it's just so random here like i just feel like you can freely express yourself not that i couldn't do it at work but i just feel you have to have some form of professionalism uh yeah that's probably true you weren't letting you express yourself at work right here you could sexually harass your bosses you can and your co-workers and your co-workers yeah um it's a very safe space for people to not have a professional face yes so you don't have to be two-faced yeah and i like how it's just we're just talking and it's work whereas like when i'm at work when i'm talking with somebody or just like trying to catch up with somebody it's like on works time water water talk time yeah so then by the time that you're done talking with them you're just like oh ████ i have so much work that i need to do that i got really distracted and it's not it's
19:22 frowned upon when you talk about work here we want to get to the juice of just regular shoes it's very true you know what i mean pretty much yeah i get i get in trouble when i start reporting news and stuff yeah it's like too much news yeah making it too real yeah too much have you seen old enough for kisses no i haven't oh yeah let's let's get julia's take on it this is not this is yeah we need we need we need her to see this yeah you need to see it it's it's just it's part of us now it's the initiation process yeah we just need to know your thoughts on this and whether you think this is chill or or bunk just total thoughts just whatever your whatever your reaction is like we're at a museum and you're looking at art yeah is this whackers is chill do you like clint eastwood don't look yet he's cool you're gonna love a map how much do you like him out of tent yeah he's neutral do you think he's handsome i think he's like five do you think he's a handsome old guy he's okay okay here we go would you make out with them
20:12 though no all right well check this out just i'm gonna be at this angle so you can see it very clearly she just let her wait just just just i want to see her reaction like that that's fine what's your name but everybody calls me amy i'm corporal john mcburney but everybody calls me mcbee 12 13 in september [Music] all she's our first no everyone else loves it everyone loves other women on the
21:02 show everyone loves it julia now you have to present this to steve yeah give that to steve open it up and give it a steve yeah and then just kind of open it up oh my god take it out of the ████ you did it take it out of the ████ you're a legend so it's this the number 12 and then show the back side to the camera 13. [Applause] oh my god that's so great go ahead and give it to steve please go this is a big moment thank you wow it's going right off this is great dude but
21:53 the team is safe table this is incredible you can wear welcome back julia welcome back thanks for being a part of this i'm at a lot of work september's a great month it's a great month you
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