0:00 [Music] all right what's up everybody welcome back to careful boys we have with us a very special guest today the ceo special the ceo of the filipino american also i'd like to i'd like to say this is the guy that discovered the fountain of youth and is shystally not sharing the secret with any of us yeah dude please welcome dante [Applause] and also ryan's first day of being host i know how we can go different places jk news is turning filipino very slowly yeah this is the filipino side of the room right here this is called diversification as best we can do it yeah we're going to do a akumate later on and see who who ends up it's like blood asian american one exactly blood sport asian american style
0:52 i heard buccaneers asian americans who comes out on top early predictions japanese maybe but if it's mma dude there's some gangsters there's some gangsters cambodians out there that don't give a ████ yeah and they'll just fight to the end or the mongolians that wrestle and ████ oh they're shooting arrows all the time but what about like the shadow and soccer fools look at those dudes ████ up bro do we let someone sing because it was simone we left someone that sounds like that's a pacific islander someone's probably yeah they got a different they got a different bubble on a scantron that's all i'm saying about this lawn are they asian though are they considered asian i don't know it's asian pacific island because if they are asian i'm ████ pissed that when we were getting beat up by black people they didn't jump in they should have we need their help i i was straight tell
1:44 samoan straight up like i need help and he's like is there a hotline you're like you're like a little one of us he's like y'all filipino you're like a little one of us i'm like exactly so help help a ████ you know i just want to tell like little people huh no yeah we're like the russian doll where if you open simone there's no filipino guys no there there was some like uh basketball leagues we were playing where younger the tiger league that they didn't let filipinos play why because they were like because they're kind of really asian because it was like chinese japanese koreans and they're like y'all ain't really asian who said that they're right tigers you want to go back like the why is it that every asian club like you go to a bar or whatever there's always a polynesian bodyguard or like a ████ bouncer because he knows how to control the situation and keep everyone in good moods because they're big
2:35 but they're so big they're usually jolly because they're too big because they're nice guys no one's gonna mess with you you can't be big and mean because then you have no friends i feel like they feel like they're just dealing with a bunch of preschoolers when they're guarding an asian club yeah yeah they're just watching recess i got into a fight at a bar in uh little tokyo and all the uh guards are simone women was this that oywake up yeah yeah i knew it how did it go i knew it because we used to do the best there and it is all simone women and they're ████ big yeah and women yeah you look at them and they're like oh she'll ████ me up and then when i broke out they were just holding like dudes down like it was like yeah like no problem dude it's great because over there like you know when you go to club as a dancer you hate this and everyone goes anthony's here anthony why don't you go dance and you're just you hate him
3:25 when i was there those guards those girls went up to me and they were like how come you ain't dancing and i was like right away i'll do anything you want yeah he's my old ass how come you ain't dancing yeah dancers see you and they something like there's a dancer telepathy or something and they like oh you walk by the circle they're like look at you like are you gonna rap what you doing i'm like do i go mm-hmm do something right now i'm not even one right pants my s███'s too tight right now i got boots on yeah that's his origin story basically every dancer had an origin story like that where they got challenged and that was like i'm gonna get challenged right now he knows i mean you you either gonna be ████ playing basketball singing or dancing that's one of those we were just talking about that why is that did you start that too yeah i don't think the i think we talked about this that's part of it that's part of the culture are the filipinos the latinos of asians
4:16 yes kind of yeah but yeah definitely we are everything that happened tomorrow are you guys more like the blacks asia well according to rampage came the blacks of asia two away yeah rampage rampage says that the vietnamese is the black i'll give it to vietnamese definitely yeah he says that the vietnamese he doesn't date vietnamese girls because it reminds him too much of himself and the black community i'm half pillars to the mexicans well his actual quotas vietnamese are the n words of asians yeah when did he say that on on rogan was it on rogan or something like you know brandon brendan shot yeah oh he said that my little brother said that an interview back in the 90s and we got so much background oh damn it was crazy wait what got backlash like he was saying we're the black you know we're like the black asians who said that my brother said in an interview for a magazine back in the 90s but then i had to come back hey he's
5:06 just saying we like the asians of assault and they're like oh yeah is it's not a bad thing like the ones that are getting mad they're like they're associating negative truths because you're gonna get mad at you now you say other asian ain't got soul especially like filipino a lot of just let's be real they don't want to be white like there's a there's a we're a colonized country like spain yeah america there's like there's a big is there colorism in the philippines you can go dude yeah there's billboards where you can right now there's billboards where you can buy bleaching i just don't see pacquiao doing bleaching treatment that's why i don't know oh have you seen his wife yeah his wife is yeah she's a white palette she's she really into that the lighter the lighter she looks like a disposable camera when the flash ████ up wow you don't like any yeah that's a good
5:57 analogy it just gets all blown out that's they say or so i was taught by my philippine homies that you know it's because if you got dark skin out there you're a field worker so you're trying to be pale so that you can show that you're of higher class and stuff yeah is it what if you are a film worker you look like you guys hate on them though like oh you're just a light skinned yeah i don't know it's like it's like i got hated on for being dark skinned filipino but like do you think it's it's uh it's more on women because like i know in japan women want to be more like what but there's actually a specific style where they go to the tanning salon and they want to be more tan but that's a different like subculture but then the dudes i've never heard of like this whole the dude's got to be light and pretty you know what i mean like bulky boys they're like i mean i think it's changed hopefully
6:47 it's changed i think it's changing but even when you go back to philippines you see the filipino stars they do not reflect the average the average filipino yeah not at all they call the average filipino like not they like it's known like the masa the masses and then the stars are like mostly mostly my 700 mostly the stars are like half white half filipino people they all look like alex wasabi yeah yeah alex wasabi is 100 so it is like i don't know because i'm thinking about mexico and their soap operas are like more spanish-looking same thing yeah then you know but then it's like something like that in the philippines if you have more spanish blood in you you are considered like wow it's like when you watch bollywood movies all any people are buff but then you like actually look at everybody and you're like they're skinny and you're right about it that's it that
7:38 this one's going on youtube right yeah yeah this one's going what's this one here too people like to always point out whenever i'm you look filipino yeah people always go dang you're dark and they always say it like that and i'm like why are you guys saying like that who says that i'm just random people whenever i get really tan because i can get like i can get really dark why is dark a bad thing i don't know you never go to the ████ okay you never go to the beach right and you and then and then like i judge the ████ out of my girlfriend because i'm like man you're gonna burn and get ████ cancer bro and then i see somebody with a tan and i'm like you don't need sunscreen you get my fist bump i think it's a leftover collar it's a calling colonized mine we all have some kind of colonizer that we're still working through i would
8:28 love to be darker i i feel so can you tell yeah but i gotta like be very consistent luckily we're always indoors here though the fluorescent lights and there's no windows or breathable air here what can you tan i can but it takes a while like i got to be like like you were in maui for a week you got one shade darker you'd be like super dark do your girls care if you were lighter or darker because um my girlfriend says that she likes me darker because i uh because one of the two contrasts because she's like she's like the color paper oh she's whole like the color of paper and then like it's just like and then she thinks that dark is more masculine because she goes light guys feel more like soft soft and yeah dark and handsome but like dark looks more like rugged in the club you're gonna start a fight you find that light scan dude and
9:18 you'll slap that dude first that's true that's how you defuse the situation uses it you're in a club you'll see him first you're like you see that dude something pop off you just hit that guy and he starts crying in terms of gradient like uh like all the k-pop stars and stuff like that all of them are extremely like fair-skinned pale leaguers how many bts members do you think you get beat up in one sitting like in one like in one area i'm not gonna answer that because there's too many people love bts but they look just young bts wow kids choreographed loves bts to me they don't they don't look like um grown men they look like pretty boyish dudes hey y'all today's video is brought to you by babble i know there's so many of you guys out there that's like you know what it's a new year
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12:38 all he plays yeah i guess it's down to tape when i think of an older dude it's the facial hair that's like more masculine i think of that guy yeah yeah i don't think of a j-pop star guys oh yeah yeah i think i think a guy that didn't ████ shave and take a shower for a week and he's darker a homeless man squid games when he won squid games he left he was depressed it came back and he was bts like awesome the red hair what you got the sun came up yeah he was like growing up bts all of a sudden or the grandpa maybe the brighter hair made his skin look darker oh cotton and that's what it does right i mean skin tone it's weird how we got it when you get kind of get ████ from your girls about like like you gotta get too dark freshman year of high school when i when i stunned in too much and my ████ got really light and it made my skin look twice as dark and she said please don't do that again damn i don't know yeah we all did this because it
13:28 just made me look too dark and in a circle of filipinos that's like hey man that's why i think the chain reaction is like i originally never had a problem with anybody being dark until people kept saying it to me and then you just passed i got brothers like i'm the lightest of my brothers oh you're the ladies of my brother i'm like oh here's the lighter one oh yeah that's true my other brothers are darker yeah there's one brother but they call he's the dark one your brother's uh so do they resent you for the field or how does that yes yes exclusively they got the outdoor chores [Laughter] they're doing the chicken fighting you were dark when you were like neverland and ████ though yeah now it's dark compared to white guys yeah for sure but before i prepare the philippines like are you a little lighter i mean i'm not like super i'm not like no yeah half white looking damn yeah so usually growing up it's like every filipino person like i was afraid of going out in the sun they're like don't for that reason yeah i'm surprised you don't dress like an asian
14:19 mom with the ████ things and a visor a parasol jumpsuit dude 360 visor no yeah i used to be really scared of it because i was always afraid of that remark that you're someone's gonna say goddamn you got dark like they say it like that all the time but it's all relative right only asians are saying that to you right nah it was it was because when i went to high school and passion was going up to you saying dang you're dark bro yeah hell yeah i've heard it from a black because because i swam i swam and i played water polo so i've been in the sun all the time so you were done it was looking hella dark i got real dark and now today i still can get dark i can get dark really quick like within like three days afternoon i'll be dark as well yeah yeah one day in the afternoon i'm dark one week in hawaii bro i did a movie back nick called faking the ████ where i played this asian kid adopted by a black family with tata and ollie right but then i have this brother who's black in the movie and like we have this whole
15:09 fight in the film about skin tone and with color and like it's because the color of my skin we were doing this thing and it's summer time we're shooting ████ and he's like damn dark we're the same color [Laughter] we're talking about color this screen we're the same damn color the same shape fake of what needs to be shown in schools bro that will bring the communities together it's just loud it's not politically correct there's a lot of unpolitically correct jokes which is great for you guys because that ████ i'm like you watching now it's so good you ever seen that faking the phone oh my god it has everybody that you like for the 90s yeah first of all what yeah and i play a an asian kid that's adopted by a black family and i don't know i'm asian i just think i'm black that's tiny kung fu panda whoa that's cool yeah margaret chose it too but chose a chinese girl who's trying to get into the black scene because she
15:59 just moved here from china so she's like faking the funk but then i'm like her counterpart that's like oh but you're not faking the ████ like you're i mean i guess you're kind of black i mean you're asian but you're black that's the time dude it's a dope oh man go watch that movie go watch that movie it's hard as hell to find too by the way yeah i think it's i think someone just bootlegged and uploaded on yeah but they upload it into 30 times yeah it's crazy like three minute parts i watched the whole thing that way you love that movie there's a playlist that has 18 ads yeah i can tell you all of the rates of expedia everything from all you guys bro the movie was in for 30 parts i swear to god but it was worth it it was worth it it's one of them hood movies back in the day where you could buy at the liquor store you know it's in that walmart that's that's that walmart stack like what is this it's super nostalgic it is for 10 bucks yeah i think you already swim
16:49 through them to find what you like ain't not on dvd because i've only like seen it on vh oh it hasn't do you have it no i don't even have it and on i saw someone selling it on ebay or some ████ for like 350 dollars for that vhs thing whoa it's crazy expensive what i'm gonna check it out it's one of those rare gems man yeah definitely watch it i've always felt uh sorry for people with light skin i thought you could say filipinos for a second like in the military yeah all the white dudes like every hour they're like yeah dude yo you could put sunscreen on you you have to do it because they're gonna hurry well you're in the sun like all day long right like you're really especially in the desert you're really like in the wilderness right i thought they wouldn't let you use it no you have to they're getting fried to death don't get they'll get boils and ████ like like they're out we're out there for like special military ████ did they give you special
17:39 rations first ████ coppertone military grade unblocked they don't have that they don't got military that's the same thing this is kind of ████ up dude it's the same end up in a ████ like just imagine the dude who's trying to like ████ change the budgeting breakdown he's just like i know all this is going to the weapons and stuff but if we could just get one percent to the sunblock category for skincare and they just go nah more more ammo loser i didn't grow up using sunblock yeah me neither you probably didn't need it no i never did i just got ████ dark older i'd eat it now now i'm in like now that hawaii is on that maui beach that's hot it's something different now though is it is it me or is it no the sun's different guys don't blame the sun it's the ozone layer dude you know you know what is sad is like in high school i remember some of the like the chinese girls were saying that if you just put sunblock on just indoors your
18:29 skin will get lighter you ever hear that room no they make it shut up all right yeah i tried it here i am you do look fair this is the lightest i could possibly get this is absolutely snow wife's name is white who because she's white the fairest one of all snow white i mean that's that's the thing it's it's in the beauty standard i thought that was her skin right just snow white that's what that's what we're talking about her ethnicity yeah that's why oh yeah she's not watching snow white porcelain so catching up with you like what are you in the middle of right now no i'm in the middle of a tour right now i'm touring my uh did my debut my directorial debut the fabulous filipino brothers we're touring the country it drops february 8th is it outdoor tour we get dark or is it indoors
19:20 good question good question it's indoor okay good it's gonna been thing because it's like every every time we go to new theaters like a whole new thing you got to deal with but everyone's been people braving the elements coming out because different states have different rules yeah and we went to canada too so obviously another country was like what was that like way more straight cool but someone had kyokovic there in the show not there no like we knew a lot of the actors there that came and then all of a sudden they hit us afterwards like hey yeah like so-and-so just tested positive and we're like so we all testing day at five days in a row like dude this dude what happened i mean it's omnichrome it's everywhere so we're we're already risking it but yeah and we we've all probably came in contact with a bunch of people like it's only when you find out you definitely came in contact with somebody like oh ████ stressed out but everyone's been great and joe's in the movie yup this guy's in it i didn't even know that was it pleasant surprise yeah because i had
20:11 no clue i just went into blind and joe kills it dude joe comes in and kills that ████ it's funny because a lot of our uh it's already released in southeast asia so a lot of our fans in asia were screenshotting the scene and sending it to me and they're like i'm ████ ████ i can't believe it and i'm like dude good easter egg in the movie i know there's hella short but kills it kill kills thank you nah i mean you ████ made it so fun dude it was a good scene you took it to another level so i i appreciate that i can't wait for people to see it but the response has been amazing so far so you got to screen it in vegas we did screen in vegas we did it like a week ago right like yeah like like three days ago four days ago how come you can tell me i forget you're up there reverse marketing were you upset reverse market three days ago yeah ████ you should have came through it was fun that was a good journey yeah returning
21:03 engagement for bart of course like a lot of filipino communities like they miss you then they try and get you coming can you come back we're like we just did a whole show y'all gonna pay for the theater if you pay for the theater let's go we'll come back there's a ████ there's there's like three island pacific uh supermarkets but the problem is again it's recovered it just makes it a little bit like yeah we're already like being risky like we stopped doing after party like one after party in san francisco we're like ooh i don't want to be no in a ████ club with all these people it's like punching light skin fools i hate when they split the club up by color man this sucks [Music]
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