0:05 Welcome back to Care for Boys. Uh, today after at long last, we were finally we thought it'd be funny if we didn't address why Bart was wearing a neck brace for like a whole day of shooting. And so now we're actually going to address why Bart is wearing a neck brace. >> So last Saturday at OpenMat, OpenMat is like uh everyone just has a good time rolling and stuff. Um, I got caught in this arm triangle, which is like someone tries to choke you with your own arm. And uh, I probably should have known better and I should have tapped sooner, but then when you're in the heat of the moment, you're always like, your ego gets the best of you. You're like, "Oh, I think I could get out." So you try to get small and try to like see if I could escape. And then the guy that's on top of me is also a black belt, so there's no way I'm escaping. And he squeezes tighter and I'm like, "I think I can get smaller." And then he squeezes tight. I'm like, "No, no, no. I can get real small." And then pretty soon he squeezes and I hear all this. [laughter] And I was like, "Oh, f███." He's probably thinking, "DAMN, THIS
0:56 GUY'S STRONG. LIKE, HE doesn't feel this s███." >> No, I think by the time you're a black belt, he's probably like, "This guy's stupid. [laughter] This guy's so dumb." >> No, I definitely have that. >> Yeah. He's I definitely had I had this like four squeezes ago. >> And then and then I was like, "Oh, okay." And then so Sunday was kind of tender. And then I was like, "Oh man, this is really bad." So on Monday, I hit up his wife cuz my uh my normal PT was all booked. And I was like, "Hey, do you know anyone else?" And then uh she's like, "Yeah, go go go see this person." I was like, "But not before I go to another class." And I went to the other, which I probably should [laughter] >> neck ████ >> damn. All right. She basically put on a good word for Bart and was like, "Okay, you can committing to the UFC performance institute." >> Yeah. They let me go to the UFC to see it. >> RPT. She has an opening for five though. He's like, "Oh, at five I was going to come to class." >> That sounds like Bart, dude. >> Even though [laughter] he just said he's
1:46 next. What the >> s so bar like [laughter] can you do 6:30 so car's like bro no SHE CANNOT 6:30 >> TRY TO reschedu a ████ opportunity or a favor >> isn't a favor >> and he's like wait clearly five is you know the time that they leave like she's trying to help you out >> you're definitely a white belt at decisionm >> I'm going to go to class [laughter] then >> yeah but then I went yeah I went to class it got even worse but I did go the next day but it's also like this has happened before and I have like pre-existing injuries and I've been powerlifting for like 10 years. So, it's just >> very prone to should have learned. >> I should have. >> So, how many times have you gotten an injury on your neck [sighs] >> like this >> or just like at all? Yeah, >> probably like maybe four. >> You hung out with Jason was bad like that Jason like I was going like this all that [laughter]
2:39 accident or like a car accident and you would just come to JK with a neck brace and I'm like dude this is the best man. He just looks hilarious, >> dude. Bart, how about Bart like breaking his leg just walking down the street or whatever. [laughter] >> Yeah, when you're you're 0 and one with the sidewalk now. >> I'm so injuryprone, dude. I don't know what happened. I just get ████ up all the time. >> I think you're doing a lot of physical things all the time. >> On the sidewalk, I was walking and I ████ >> I need you to I need you to look at me while we're talking. >> You just You need to ask You need to ask your uh just ask your mom to burn more incense. [laughter] >> I know, >> dude. Yeah, legit. >> But yeah, that's what happened. How many fingers am I holding up? >> Three. Wait, so did you end up going to get care? I went to the PI, which is cool. >> And then it's cool just to see all these like UFC fighters just walk around. In front of me was uh Jessica Andra just
3:29 like getting her shoulder. >> So she's like a former top 10 contender. Was she ever a champion? >> She was. >> She was. Right. So it's cool just to see like cuz it's like a Facebook campus and then it's the workplace for UFC fighters. So, you just see the people you watch on pay-per-view and TV just walking around doing normal ████ And I'm like, >> it's tight. And they they're like, "Who's this ████ asshole?" [laughter] >> They're like, "Who's this? Who's this jungle Asian?" >> No. There's like two Asians in there. [laughter] >> Does that guy have matching tattoos on his ████ >> Yeah. What does this tattoo say? [laughter] >> He's really riding that Asian thing out with those tattoos. >> Wow. >> Oh, and then outside in the parking lot, I was like, "Oh ████ these dudes do roll deep." There was like a ████ group of those Dagistani ████ with like like uh you know the top they don't shave they shave it and just beard. >> So there was like >> Oh yeah like the Amish style beards.
4:20 >> Yeah. There's just like six of them in the parking lot. I'm like oh ████ >> You know when they come they come >> they come deep. Holy ████ You're like what's up gay boys. [laughter] >> That would [gasps] be crazy. That would be crazy. >> Be permanently hot. You have to start You have to start running as you say what's up. You have to start running. [laughter] What did you say? Hey boys. [laughter] >> I said hey boys. >> He's like Raquel. Hey, can I push you back to 6:30? >> What's up, gay boys? >> God. Damn. >> So, what did they how did they treat your neck when you went there? What' they do? >> Um, well, first they had to like they they loosen up the neck cuz when I went in it was like you you think I'm stiff now? I was even stiffer before. >> So, so she had to like kind of like get me to a a a place where they could even maneuver me. Uh-huh. >> So, they did like soft tissue stuff and then dry needling things. Have you guys
5:11 ever done dry needling? >> It's like white people acupuncture. >> It works really good. And so, she'll find like trigger points and then she hits the uh hit it with the needle and wherever there's like a knotted muscle. The muscle go like that. >> It's also meant to like kind of dive into your fascia and like realize where things are kind of like caught up. So, they like turn it around. That's what hella like twitches your muscle hurts. >> Your body twitches like uncontrollably if it hits a good good one. Okay. >> So, a couple of those got released. Um, so it helped out a lot, but I probably still need a few more treatments. >> Oh, okay. >> Cuz uh >> No, no, go to class first. ████ >> Yeah, maybe you should go to class. [laughter] >> So, how did you get it worse after that? It just when you went to class, did you get did you did did like someone choke you again or like what happened? >> No, class is just unpredictable, you know? Like, so in in class on Monday, um
6:01 Jill's like just roll with me the whole time so we could take care of each other. That's a good idea. And the first thing she does is call her time, which is like boom to the back of the head. I'M LIKE, "B████, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ████ KNOWS. WHAT THE HELL?" I roll with like three other dudes. Everyone is gentle with me. And she's the first one that goes on. >> In Gio's defense, Bart goes ████ at her. >> No, I do not. [laughter] >> Let's hear about that. I do not chill. >> He did not. >> [laughter] >> So she's just reacting to the >> SHE'S LIKE SHE'S LIKE, "OH S███." >> She's like, "This is my ████ chance." [laughter] >> Yeah. >> We literally >> take that. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. >> Hands and boom. LIKE THAT. [laughter] >> HEY, that's crazy. >> Hey, choke him out. Choke him out.
6:51 [laughter] >> Get his back. Get his back. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Ap Maybe not that hard. He doesn't go that hard. He just never lets her win. >> Oh, you don't? Yes, I do. I always let her win. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] [gasps] >> How do you know? You're You're training. You're not watching. [laughter] >> How do you know? How do you know? >> Dude, learn got a little something. [laughter] She's like, and she's trying. HE'S LIKE, "OH, GOOD JOB." YOU KNOW, got >> bodybuilder. >> You're hella competitive. [laughter] >> J's good though. J's really can go strong. She's freaking big, too. It's not it's not easy to deal with. But yeah, Bart Bart is like, "Hell no, dude. I'm the one that runs the house. [laughter] >> Not right now." >> Yeah. >> I mean, you roll with Gio, you're strong as ████ You can't ████
7:41 >> Yeah, she's strong as ████ >> You can't ████ take her lightly. What the hell? >> Anytime he looks at you, it's so [laughter] >> It looks like Gio beat you up now. >> She's strong as ████ >> She's ████ strong. >> Change beat apart. >> Yeah, she is really strong. How do you know? >> Mexican. >> Oh, okay. [laughter] Uh, [snorts] my first time ever meeting Gio was in Australia and then we were at like this afterparty for this freaking event when we were on tour together on this thing called Tix Tour in 2011. And then this like dude like awkwardly like comes up to her whatever and she pushes him and he like rolls across the the >> He flops. He sold it. >> Yeah. like LeBron James style. Like he ████ [laughter] flies. And I looked at her and you know
8:31 I had to look up. I was like [laughter] taller than her dude. >> He was sitting. He was sitting. [laughter] >> I was like I'm I'm going to be her friend. I'm going to be on her good side for sure. [laughter] >> ████ Jim Carrey in the room today, dude. >> Didn't realize it. It's pretty cool. >> Two foot dude. Would you sit here? >> Every single time he's talking to me, he's like, [laughter] "F███, dude." >> I know. It was killed me yesterday. Every time we pull up a video, >> peripheral Quan, dude, >> let's just talk about some real serious ████ And it just cuts to Bart like [laughter] >> dude, talking about >> Yeah, I definitely think that that lady was trying to hit the guy. [laughter] >> Hey, [laughter] >> Bart looks like he knows, too, cuz he looks like Yeah, he looked Yeah, we
9:22 talked about it. That was a crazy video, huh? >> Show me. I was like, "Oh my god." >> Yeah, >> that's a little extra. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Maybe you could have just stepped out of the way. >> Well, did you see the other angle? >> I mean, America. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Whenever I watched that, there was a cop in front of her. I get it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But at the same time, I don't know. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> you're a fighter, bro. You could move your You can move your body around. Cops are stiff. Don't know. >> I was trained to shoot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's his training. He's like, "That's what I do." >> Training, right? >> ████ That was crazy. >> Was a cop. He was like, "I never run." [laughter] >> I just called the helicopter. >> And then he That's kind of my point is like, "Yeah, you if you can miss the car, like >> you know, it's usually at least like from what I see from American news, right? Like whenever they're like the cops just keep ████ chasing them until they finally hit a dead end and then that's it. It's like >> So he goes he just calls the helicopter
10:12 and then he shoots. >> That's hella funny. He says that >> like he doesn't run after bad guys. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> From Brazil. sense. I'm from Brazil. So that's my point. >> Yeah, that's [laughter] that's okay. That was my point when I was having the conversation with I was like, "Dude, >> the reason why she got shot is also because people treat police a lot different here in America >> than they do in my country. In my country, the police will very likely shoot you." >> Okay. >> Not in a bad way, but it's like it's really not far off. Don't try them, you know? >> Yeah. Don't try them. Yeah. >> This is the cops. You ████ comply. You do what you do. Okay. But you comply, my hands are here. You know, like you're immediately like scared, >> you know? Like you'll see like many videos where like guys will finally like get caught. They try to run away. They get caught, they stop like, "Okay, okay, okay." And the cop still comes in and kick them in the leg and they they fly up. Like they still they will still ████ you up just cuz you made them chase him.
11:02 >> Dang. >> You know what I'm saying? >> I feel like I feel like cops over there all know BJJ and ████ dude. They're ████ people up. >> A lot of them >> start rolling on the ground with these guys. >> I know. A lot of them actually do. A lot of them do. I see so many uh like robbery videos where they thankfully have like a undercover cop or like a cop just saw like a like a robbery go down and they just smoke the guys. >> It's a lot cuz there's like a lot of like those uh like motorcycle gang guys that they come up and then their buddy just holds them up. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And there's like a compil It's so frequent. There's a compilation of like undercovers or cops just coming up and they see it happening, they creep up and they just blast the bad guys. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Over here it's different. They they look at cops like I pay your salary. >> You do what I say. You're a civil servant. >> Did I commit a crime? Did I commit a
11:52 crime? >> Yeah. >> Am I good to go? >> What crime did I commit? >> I'm like, bro, this is crazy. Whenever I see those videos, I'm like, this is wild. Like, cuz I mean, like I said, like Yeah. Even if you're doing things right and you still don't want to ████ around the cops. happened is a worst case scenario. Yeah. >> Yeah. In some cases, too, you might get robbed by the the the gangsters. You might get robbed by the cops. >> By the cops. Yeah. [laughter] >> Don't ████ with them either way. >> That makes sense. >> You don't know what kind of cop it is. So, >> that's true. Damn. >> Yeah. >> Bart, do you have anything to say in closing? Cuz it's always funny when you talk now. >> Yeah. >> But say it say it to me. >> Yes. >> I was thinking about it yesterday. Like really think about it. ICE, DEA, FBI, all these guys, they're federal agents. They should be better trained than local police. I think they should have had the restraint to not shoot. That's what I think.
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