0:00 Wait, wait, wait, wait. But you think because you said two, three generations to become a a boar, but then you think then chicken would take two, three generation and become T-Rex. >> Eagle. >> No, I got it wrong. I raptor. >> T-Rex. [Music] >> This is how you know it's Christmas here at JK because what a gift we've received by having both Nick the Ear and Jason Chenny with us. We have Jason Chenny. Yay. Nick the ear. Nick the Nick the ear. >> Welcome both of you guys. >> Don't say my name like that. >> Don't whisper it. >> Didn't you have something you wanted to to show us, Joe? Oh, >> yes. And I've been holding on to this for a couple of months now. So, >> yo, >> we have THE QUAN BACK.
0:51 >> WHOA. >> WHAT? >> CAMP. It's a patch of camp mujuk. >> Oh, wow. Korean and Marine. And it's Marine camo, right? >> Wait, did this guy get that like custom made? >> They custom made it for you. And it says the US Marine Corps, right? >> Wo. >> And they have the Marine Corps patch. And basically, >> this bag >> uh was dropped off at Jumbi Wiki. >> Wow. >> And for you, >> I'm surprised that it actually made its way to me because it went through like three, four people before it got to me. That's so sick. >> They dropped it off. Employee had it. The employee forgot to tell somebody. >> Oh my goodness. >> And then another employee grabbed it and said, "What's this?" And then they were like, "Oh yeah, it's Joe's fan." And they told the assistant manager or
1:41 somebody. And then from there it went to Hannah. And then Hannah gave it to me. >> What? >> Oh, that's cool, man. >> I think this is a legit like Korean Marine bag. >> You remember seeing those bags? >> No, but like what does it say? >> The guys who spoke Korean had them. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What does that mean? >> So, this is um >> Navy. Well, you know, like Marines are like infantry of the Navy. So, it says Navy like brigade or something, but I don't know if it seems like it could be legit, but it has the the rock marine emblem, the Marine Corps uh Eagle Globe and anchor has obviously the the countries. This is ████ sick. >> So, shout outs to the fan. Unfortunately, I don't know who did it. We don't even know who gave him that. >> No, because they dropped it off and I think they left like paperwork that got
2:31 lost. Like it went through like four or five hands to get to me. >> And no one even knows about this Kamujuk. It's a special uh base in Korea. It's the only Marine Corps base and it's a ████ hole. So, no one really knows about it. So, the fact that they even got this patch, I don't even know how they got this. >> It was inspired by the story of your Korean translator. Wow. >> It was so funny. This is what I did get though. What did uh come with that is it was inspired by that video cuz it was so funny. >> Wow. >> That's really cool, man. >> Did they make this from scratch? Do you know? >> I wish I met the person. >> I think that's scratch though. >> It looks like made right. >> I've never seen a bag like this before. >> That's crazy. >> And I know bag. >> Damn. What's What the hell? >> Oh, it's a note. >> Oh, wait. What? >> Oh, maybe that's the note. Okay. From
3:22 Karina Fan. We found her. >> Inside joke. >> Oh, she has an Instagram. >> I'm gonna I'm gonna reach out. Karina, that's >> Hey, that's cool. Karina, you were smart enough to leave it in the bag. >> Come on. >> That's really cool, man. >> So, >> dude, that's sick. Is there like 10 bitcoins in here? >> It's a Tootsie Roll. >> 10 bitcoins. 10 of them. >> Dude, this is This is so sick. >> What kind of crazy fan would give you Imagine that? I'm going to put this on the wall for sure. >> It would have been better with 10 more bitcoins though. >> Almost perfect. >> This is insane cuz like like who would have known a crazy ass story like that would manifest into like something physical. >> Dude, that's nuts. >> That now you could be an official Korean translator for the Marines. >> That's Are you a dragon also? Cuz there's a dragon also. >> No, that's just typical Asian.
4:12 >> I'm a I'm a I'm a mouse. Yeah. >> What are you? >> I'm a horse. >> Yeah, you are. >> Yeah, you are. What about you? >> I'm a monkey. I'm a little monkey. >> Monkey. >> A monkey. >> What about you? >> I think I'm boore. I'm not sure. >> Pig. >> Pig. Oh, I thought it's Is it boar or pig? >> One's the right answer. >> This is sick. >> He's my Chinese expert. >> Which one's the right answer? >> Is it the year of pig or the year of the boar? >> Both, I think. >> I think it's pig, too. >> Nobody Do people say boar? >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. I do say boar, but it's I mean, same thing. >> So aggressively. Yeah, they do. >> Got it. >> Do you know what the difference is between a boar and a pig? What? >> A boar is feral. Like it's in the forest and ████ Like they're wild. >> Then they grow hair. >> Did you know that it takes pigs like two, three generations to become a boar? >> Oh, they could upgrade? >> Yeah. >> I thought they just >> wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait. But you
5:03 think because you said two, three generations to become a a boar, but then you think then chicken would take two, three generation and become T-Rex. >> Eagle. >> No, I got it wrong. T-Rex. >> Velociraptor. >> Your answers are both so different. >> Wait, explain that real quick. >> A pig becomes a boar. >> A lot of boores is because like pigs like they get like released into the wild. >> Boar is just like a random homeless pig >> that became like a wild jungle animal >> and then they >> and then they develop different physical traits because >> Wow, that's so cool. husks and everything >> and the wiry >> like they like what do you call it? The the environment changes them. >> Look, how long does it take for a pig to become a bore? Dude, >> this is this is how you know the the lazy humans, they could always become
5:55 >> 30 days. >> That's about two generations. That's about two to three generations. >> I thought that was three generations. >> But yeah, that's crazy though. >> 30 days it can you write hair. >> How long does it take for a pig to turn into a boar and grow tusks? Oh yeah, >> cuz that's when you're that's when you're true bore. Wait, >> 30 days is not what I was expecting. >> I thought it was three generations because the three cuz it says leading to changes in appearances such as the growth of tusks and thicker hair. >> Damn, that's gerster. >> Wow. Stress from predators >> in 30 days. >> Yeah, 30 days, dude. Today's video is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. The countdown is on. Holiday shopping season is officially here. Uncommon Goods takes the stress out of gifting with thousands of unique, high quality finds you won't see anywhere else. So, check it out. I
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8:29 pig becomes this guy? >> Three decades. >> You need 30 days. >> Kind of looks like me. >> Dang, that ████ You think that looks like you? >> If I If I got old. If I got old. >> Hey, what kind of Asian tribal dude is that? Is that like a ████ La Oceanian guy? >> What does it say? Myar. >> I don't know. >> It doesn't say anything. >> Oh, that's what the Bortas. >> Yeah. >> Damn, that's kind of sick. >> It does look pretty sick. >> Did you have something that you were that you had brought with you to? >> Yeah. What are you doing? >> Yeah. >> Show and tell. >> So, I went to a farmers market and um I got one for my place and I never get these, but I just think that it would be nice to have some nice scents. >> Wow. Incense. Like a smells good. >> Are you giving that to me? >> Yeah. >> Wow. Dude, thank you. What the hell? >> How nice. >> Oh, it ████ smells like candy Christmas.
9:19 >> How nice. Do you have any else in the bag for >> for all of us? >> Ryan, Bart, and I and Ryan Herano. >> Uh, well, it's for everybody then. >> It's for the JK studio. >> Yeah. >> And a coaster. >> Well, for for that thing. So that >> No. And then it crackles and stuff. >> Oh, it does. >> This is a second. >> Should we light it? You can't light it unless we're all here. >> We could light it. Oh, it smells nice. Yeah, but I got to get a lighter. >> So, this lady, she was uh >> she was a she was like, you know, one of those people who is like on the street. >> Yeah. >> Homeless. >> A vendor. >> Huh? >> Like a vendor? Like a street vendor? >> Yeah, a street vendor. But she was like her family is one of those um gypsies. >> Yeah. How'd you know I was going to say that? >> It just looked like you were going to say that. >> Yeah. And uh her family is a long lines
10:11 of candle. >> Oh, okay. They're candle family. >> Yeah, she she made it and stuff. So >> that looks legit. That looks like a ████ skate ring. You bought that from a gypsy. What if it's cursed? >> It's not. She said it's not. She said she put good curse. >> I'm down with gypsies. >> A good one. >> Really nice. >> Smells really nice. >> Thanks, Jason. >> Just I think >> we're going to make the studio smell so good. >> Light her up right now, dude. And it crackles. So you listen to it and I think it brings some peace. >> Oh yeah. >> Uh hey, you're a fan of gypsy stuff, too. >> Yep. I love gypsies. >> Gypsy things. Yeah. >> This is a nice piece of wood, too. >> The wood smells, too. >> See? Hey, if >> Yeah, I think it's sandalwood. >> Can you get refills? >> Smells good. Yeah, the wood smells. >> Wait, how did you know they do refills? >> I That was a stupid That was a stupid question, but I didn't think that they really did refills. >> How do you refill a candle? You put You
11:02 get You get beeswax. That's a good question. I honestly I'm not 100% on it. >> Hey, call her up right now. See if we can get refills. >> The wood smells like way better than the wax. >> Oh, dude. The wood smells like a hint of Christmas. Yo, they got ████ lavender. >> You know what I'm saying? >> They got like >> they got candy. It >> smells really good, man. I would have loved to take one back home with me, but >> branded and everything. They got like a whole thing. >> She made it with her hands, >> bro. It smells good. Like mint. >> Is it clearing your sinuses the way like Vic? >> It smells like >> like how Vix does. >> Oh, I can make this >> some on your upper lip. >> Yeah, put it in your upper lip. >> It smells good. >> Yeah. >> So, you have you have four more in that bag, he said.
11:52 >> Yeah, you have four more. >> But on the way here. >> Hey, shout outs to YB Candle. All right. >> It was lost. Oh, you have a hole in your bag. Oh, man. >> Yes. Oh, no. So smart. Right on top. Do you see? >> Look. Crafted in Las Vegas, Nevada. >> So, how did you run into this person that was selling these? >> Oh, I didn't run into him. I I went to a farmers market and she had a uh in downtown. >> Yeah. Oh, you went to that one? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I heard Is that a bad one? >> No. >> Is it a bad one? >> Oh, I heard it's one of the worst ones in the in the country >> because it was closed. And yeah, I like it. And >> are you a farmers market kind of guy? I like to I like that there's >> He's asking if you're gay is what he's asking. >> What do you get at the farmers market? >> I like to uh just to walk around and see different Sometimes I eat a honey stick
12:42 sometimes. >> Honey sticks are sick. >> You know what? >> You pay Do you buy them or you just take them? You buy You pay for them, right? Later. >> Okay. >> Uh when they give you the check, put it on my tab. >> How many did you eat, sir? >> One 10 years ago. You like honey sticks, huh? Just the regular ones. Have you had the like the weird different fruity flavors of them? >> Cinnamon. >> They got like different varieties now. Yeah. >> I didn't know that. >> Blueberry, strawberry. >> But can I tell you one thing that I saw in the farmers market is this cookie person and uh she's black. >> Okay. >> Whoa. I hope there's more to the story. >> That's it. >> Okay. >> No. >> He's like, I've seen an African for the first time. >> Okay. I went to a farmers market. She was she was baking cookies. >> You do you close your set with this one?
13:32 >> That's it. It ends there and she was black. >> It's a call back. It's a call back. He set it up earlier in the set. >> He's like that. I've never seen a black >> one more joke. One more joke. >> Do the candle. Do the the black cookie lady joke. >> And it's just a really antilim climatic ending. >> Was that really it though? So what happened? >> So what happened was you got you can't keep on doing bits and go what happened? >> No, there's this black lady. She was like my mother. She makes these cookies and then it's called I think grandma's hands. And I love saying grandma's hands because you know >> cuz they're all crooked. >> Mhm. >> Yes. >> It looks like a gargoyle. Huh. >> It looks like a gargoyle. But on the cookie it you every cookie you touch it
14:22 has >> grandma's hands. >> Yeah. It has divots. >> Oh, yeah. So, I got a couple, but it wasn't good. It was >> You just like the divots. >> But it was good, though. >> The brandy was great. The branding. >> Yeah, I got a couple and they're really nice. Uh, I like the cookie. >> Cuz if it was an Asian cookie and it said grandma's hands, it's probably a memory of getting spanked by her hand on a cookie. And you look at it and you go, "Ah, I got slapped across the face with this hand." And you you do want that if you want to reminisce about your >> Yeah. while you eat the the the those Chinese cookies with a little almond, you would take a bite and you go, "Ah, abuse." >> That's what it's reminiscent of. >> Well, thanks for joining us on today's uh episode of JK News. Careful, boys. Um now that you've learned, uh Bart would like any other Korean related gifts sent
15:13 his way. Um please support. >> Drop it off at barbell. I don't want to ████ deal with it. Don't bring it to Jumbi. Please support uh your local gypsy candlemaker and not your uh blackowned businesses. Thank you.
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