0:00 [Music] the ceo of goldman sachs will perform at lollapalooza as a dj oh i heard about this what's what's his name david solomon is he really old yeah he looks old is lollapalooza that whack now yeah oh well you can always buy your way into anything do aleppas up there that's a big deal what's his uh dj name dj gold so he says he's dj sax dj gold sacks dj muller gold sacks would be sick it says he moonlights he moonlights as an electronic dance dj named d soul diesel that's a popper like d and then like the sun i guess that's pretty cool he's actually girl like ████ 60s 70 years old yeah when
0:51 you think of the ceo of goldman sachs they've got to be over 60. dude yeah he has such a 60 year community right there dj goldberg average age of ceos about that age like 60 to 70. how many ceos have a side hustle or uh or or a passion project that they do usually it's horse or horn and cocaine thank you be tight if he was a if he was just spinning financial advice ooh or like that says drops mixed in [Laughter] interest dropped that was good i followed this bodybuilder and he started uh showing like during the pandemic you know how like uh everyone started showing like their other side or whatever this is the other stuff i'm into this full started showing as ████ dj ████ i don't want to see this ████ i don't see you ████ lift weights and
1:41 it was just so weird to see him like ████ was he got it i don't know i was watching on silent but i was like i don't even want to see this ████ i wonder if that's how they feel like when they see you lifting weights they're like i followed you to be a clown what are you doing here ████ six years ago it's actually the other way around fitness i told you nikki nikki was at the poker table this guy's like man i love bar kwon how how much does kenny lift and what's he do every day because he's such a good comedian what's his regiment like i got his lifting regiments like comedy regiments i think i think i think bart actually met the main thing he always wanted which was being recognized as a full-on bodybuilder when stephen graham invited him oh yeah dude that was good by the way the title
2:31 was so good he's like bodybuilder this is a ████ idiot who spent too much money in these wrecks now and i'm like jesus i like first of all i know bird he's not this wrecked what the ████ is going on but he is an idiot he's good at titles and then half of the comments are jk fans going bart finally gets his wish of being a bodybuilder which is the best because that's even troll right there yeah and and graham stefan didn't even know about youtube and jk even with the fitness stuff because i saw the title go up and i was like i texted him i'm like hey i'm not really a bodybuilder and then he uh cause i'm like i was like in the fitness space on more of a power lifter he's like cool i asked steve green he disagrees no he was like no but that'll get more clicks so i'm like do whatever you got to do that's time he just said that he's right he's all right so he's just down to like lie to the public for more clicks well it's not i guess he's adjusting he's molding his molding smash
3:22 that like button this guy is a bodybuilder smash that like button oh yeah you ever titled a video ████ missingly a piece of ████ come on most of my videos are just like the song name okay my bad and then the artist remix maybe you haven't i'm sorry it's no it's not all dancers hate him for this one simple trick haters hate him at the 20-minute mark you wouldn't believe what anthony d anthony did on you're not going to believe the 12th move he does does it have too many titties come on man are you new here that's how you title dance videos should have known what was the article about does he look like a dj is there pictures dude he looks like honestly it looks like just old bruce willis he's got a little white dude with balls if you guys had another job to do what would you guys do that would be like like i got 10 jobs bro no jobs oh yeah that would be a nice job
4:12 to get i get i'd be my wife's grocer because i feel like i'm already there that guy's a dj bruce willis he does look like old man he looks like give everyone a bad time that's like expendables for bruce willis dj john mcclane you know what though we can't we can't judge him we can't judge him by the clothes he has his goldman sachs vibe on software dj goldsack's buffer you we got to see the great though does he have a head piece like like all the other popular djs like a marshmallow yeah some like a happy mouse a giant it's just a giant bank vault and he opens it up he's like he's doing the combination of his whole set that's how he dj's let's ████ go has anybody here been to lollapalooza and i haven't been at any music ninjas actually performed there is that right yeah and were you there i wasn't so why
5:03 did you say it like that because because i'm trying to shameless plug kindred what the ████ dude all you do is talk you just wear luna hats all the time you ████ shameless plug dude no yeah i definitely don't have any luna so they they performed uh and then you joined can just yeah yeah that's when i joined that's like me telling people hey get luna i mean i haven't gotten it yet but you should that's what he just said i got school there wait how come you were in there wanna make sure it was the same thing yeah how come the leaders of the kindred wasn't there i'm not the leader she is oh i am oh great my first order as leader how come you were not lollipoos how come you weren't at such a like a career definitely he was in china for losers you guys want me to say hi you're a ████ loser and then you hate women were you just saying already no say it everyone knows it if you're a part of jk
5:54 you're a woman hating son of a baby you hate them all but seriously why weren't you there though because not everybody performs in every show i always thought you were like that's what the mask was for looking asian and having a mask means you just replace yourself pretty sure i recognize you in the world of dance that was i don't know dude you couldn't see me dude i'm pretty sure that was you i was sick that week do you know who christopher lambert is no he played uh raiden in the mortal kombat oh the first ones yeah he kind of looks like he looks like david carradine he does look like david carradine what else is he in what else is he in mortal kombat annihilation that's true uh highlander ████ yeah he was highlighting his highlander two and ████ ████ you ████ that's what all three weren't you a lollapalooza ████ and oh his exit from the series highlander four
6:45 well do you know who penelope cruz is of course i do all right are you talking about from vulva the pedro almodovar movie which you're i'm sure you're familiar with you know what's a pretty cool side gig that i think i'd i do um i'd be a tropical fruit farmer sounds like a full-time thing other than pineapple what's a tropical fruit mango mango kiwi mangoes good goodness whoa that's some singapore stuff huh ████ what about coconut this is my side job yeah kind of yeah that's just the same passion fruit but you don't got to like parade around as another identity like that dj del sol or whatever the hell his name is this is my other idea like that's him like uh you know you know me from this world i'm a completely different identity and this is this guy in this world my daddy gets to talk but you're still anthony
7:37 you're not he's much gayer here than than with ken just yeah but you're not saying like that might have been a compliment just media can we accurately observe everyone's gayness you tell me you tell me you're not mr weasel pants or something yes or weasel that's your dj no dude some okay can i ask you this let me ask you this honest question it's just between us who knows this guy edited out who knows did you guys school these ████ and then afterwards you guys are like you guys are ████ losers school witch ████ what are you talking about ninjas and then you guys look to each other you're like dude they're like yeah oh yeah if we dance with two left feet i guess we do what kid just does like oh that's our insults it's like little rascals level things to say just be honest ryan it's okay we're
8:28 friends now we're we're adults now just get them find the answers to this and more on the kendra's podcast oh what does that mean oh yeah you guys were on the on their podcast that was cool you guys talked about that yeah we did a whole episode afterwards we talked about everything when you when you beat them afterwards did someone say you got served that's that's a good question which we did no man the movies are so lies they say the rec centers are so much ████ overhead it's impossible yeah we did say things like sunny sold us out how many rec centers do you guys have we closed them i mean like that's not a wreck oh you didn't save the rec center yeah no why do i feel like we keep talking about me closing the studios on these videos well why do you keep going to the studios why did you call me a loser why do you keep closing stop closing your studios dude you got to save the rec center what are you addicted to ████ hey dude honestly and
9:18 i really mean this and i love you like a brother but can you stop taking else for like literally two days we have an image to uphold stop taking them start buying else i don't want residual loserness to ████ infect this that's my brand i know we want a good brand association i just wanna [Laughter] during this we usually try to blame the tricks but we don't know how yet so don't blame the chicks blame the nick look at how ████ hurt he is this is toxic environment for him i don't want him to be so interesting i don't like i don't like when my dads are all fighting in front of me okay yeah daddy luna the 11 15 mark is where you check in with nick's mental health how are you doing you all right i'm upset dude i don't like this environment it's ratchet to be honest today is ████ ratchet [Music]
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