0:00 Hey, which one is the green one? The Doritos. Salsa Verde. Salsa verde. I love salsa verde. Salsa Verde has no red 40 in it. >> Oh, really? But it has green 50. >> Yeah, probably green 75 or some ████ Or >> it has yellow five. That's the big one. Everyone's like yellow five. >> All right, check this out. Doritos in line with like the new agenda, I guess, of like we're removing artificial dyes and sweeteners and all that. Why would they do that? Well, because uh RFK, there's a whole like deadline that everyone's got to remove certain guys. >> I feel like some products need to be grandfathered in. >> Well, Doritos is playing ball. So, check this out. This is their new um >> Why would they package it so unfun? >> They call them NKD or naked chips. >> All right.
0:50 >> And I'm >> And why does it look like AI made it? >> How do you use Apple stuff? What do you do? You just like >> That's not even Apple. >> Press the space bar. >> That's pear. Like that. >> It's a website. Website's just a website. >> Top right. >> Oh, other way. Other way. You're going down in volume. >> What? >> I mean, I don't think I don't even >> I think it's muted on >> I don't even think there's audio. >> Negative dies and artificial flavor. >> Yeah, but the bag looks stupid. >> So, like look at how the chips look completely different. That's That's just com that's just cheese Doritos. That's flaming' hot. >> N man, I'm all about >> That's enough. That's >> That's flaming hot. >> Keep the packaging the same. Right. >> Yeah. >> Isn't that crazy? They're like Crystal Pepsi. >> So, Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese and Flaming Hot all look identical. >> No, it's going to be faint. >> I don't give a ████ what the thing looks like. I want the bag to look the same. So, it makes me think of my childhood.
1:41 If I put in my mouth and it tastes like my childhood, I'm good to go. >> Yeah, but if it if it is in the same bag as your childhood and you open it up and it's completely different color, you're going to be like, "What? >> Doesn't ████ with me." Like, I can >> You're different than most people. >> Like yellow and flaming hots. I don't care. >> That's called Cheetos. >> As long as it tastes good. You're straight up different than most people. >> I think that they needed to make it fun still, but the colors is lacking and it makes it feel like this is a more boring product. >> But the color like doesn't include red 40. So, isn't that like >> can't the bag have red 40? No, I mean like the bag. Yeah. I want I want yellow five on my bag. >> I also think though like I totally agree with you guys, but if I open one of these bags and it's bomb, I don't give a ████ >> That's literally what I've been saying and everyone disagrees with me. No, no, no. But that is not what you've been saying. >> No, I kept saying if the package is the same, the inside could look like that.
2:32 It tastes the same. >> No, I'm saying if this package is like this, I agree it like why is the packaging weird? But if I eat it and it's bomb, I don't care if the packaging looks weird. I believe the point. >> What if there's like a a thing though that happens to your brain when you see the package is not as nice. >> Exactly. Well, this is what I'm thinking is that people aren't even going to buy it. >> Oh, they'll never know. They'll never know. >> You're out of your mind. >> Yeah. If I saw that package, I'm like, >> I'd buy it. >> I'm not going to buy that. Oh, I'm I'm a big ████ for new stuff. I love new stuff. >> There was already healthy chips that I like. If I'm going to buy a healthy chip, I'm going to get a healthy chip. >> But was there a healthy Dorito before? >> That's what I'm saying. >> No, that's a ciietiete. That's not a healthy Dorito. >> I don't think they're trying to be healthy either. They're just trying to be legal. >> Imagine. Exactly. Imagine flame. By the way, imagine you eat a whole thing of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and you can't even get caught by your wife or nothing cuz like you're like, "What? What?" >> Nina won't let me buy Flaming Hot Cheetos. So I sneak him at the airports
3:22 by myself cuz she >> Wait, why flaming hot? >> Got that red 40 in it. What do you mean? She doesn't let you >> by yourself. >> She's like, that's not that red. Don't be eating. >> Because it would have got in his sperm. Remember, >> Mina, he's a grown man. Let him buy Flaming Hot Cheetos. >> There's a lot of broke ass people eating Flaming Hot Cheeto that can't stop having kids. >> Probably worse for you is having your laptop on your lap and then ████ eating Red 40. >> ████ having a cell phone in your pocket. It's probably worse. >> Probably way worse than Red 40. Give me a break. But if it tastes the same, I'm on board. But the packaging is ugly, though, man. >> You guys won't shut the ████ up about the packaging. >> You don't care about packaging? >> I don't give a I I think it looks It's new, so I'm like, >> wait, what about when you were a kid? >> I'm interested. That's what I'm saying. If it's new, I want >> Hey, when you were a kid, how did you pick which cereal to get? >> I would say, "Mom, get me this or I'll tell dad that you're a ████ b████."
4:12 >> You know, >> how was that picking? I do think I do think if I'm already at the generation, you got to think about it like this. If for example, Nah's like, "You can't eat Red 40." So now I just walk by the aisle and I don't buy the original packaging. >> The new packaging is the one that's going to make me go, "Huh? >> I can still come." >> Okay? >> You know what I'm saying? >> And you get to go like, "Guess what, c███?" >> Versus if they do the same original packaging, even though the new product is legal inside, I'm going to walk by and be like, "Oh, I can't get that. I've already conditioned myself saying that." >> Yeah. But don't you feel like some products should stay untainted? >> Twinkies. Yes. >> Like some of it is like it's meant to be unhealthy. >> ████ with Twinkies ever. >> Powder donuts. Powdered donuts. >> Yes. >> Oh, powdered donuts. ████ Cinnabun. >> Cinnabun. Do not mess with Cinnabun brand specifically. >> What is Takis going to do?
5:02 >> Exactly. Leave it metal because >> leave it metallic. >> If it's imported, does it count? They don't have to follow the same rules or like what? Or they gota like >> they probably won't let you import it. >> Yeah, they probably can't. >> Wow. >> Damn, dude. >> I have no idea. >> But Cool Ranch looks like Flamin' Hot, looks like nacho cheese. That blows my 8-year-old brain. You know what I mean? >> As an adult now, I'm like, that's crazy that it was like that the whole time. And they're just ████ with us. >> Hey, which one is the green one? The Doritos. >> Salsa Verde. Salsa verde. >> I love salsa verde. Salsa verde has no red 40 in it. >> Oh, really? But it has green 50. >> Yeah, probably green 75 or some ████ >> Or it has yellow five. That's the big one. Everyone's like yellow five. >> Are there like are there like in response to this like liberal companies making all red 40 chips? >> You know how they do that,
5:52 >> dude? After the aspirin thing, I wouldn't be surprised >> with extra Tylenol. >> What are you talking about? >> Yeah, after Tylenol. I would I would >> It's like how Turning Point's doing a halftime show. >> That's so dumb. >> Which you love. Don't do that. >> Shut up. That's so stupid. It reminds me of like Dick Cheny's wife Lynn in the 90 or the 2000s who's like, "We have to ban Eminem. We have to ban these bad words in the songs." I'm like, "Okay, great, great, good idea." Counterculture my ass. >> Look what happened to Married with Children, you idiot. >> Exactly, dude. >> Do you think uh she actually invested in Eminem and then she knew that she was going to inflate the like Eminem market by like >> she's doing insider trading, >> right? >> She bought hella Eminem's. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, so she's all like, "Oh man, that's genius." Marshall Mats is going to blow up. >> That's genius, dude. >> Channies are pretty craven with that. So, you never know. >> It's kind of like a gun smuggler that becomes a politician and they're like, "Well, I'm going to make it more legal,
6:43 you know, >> and I'm going to have more conflict so we sell more guns." >> RIP Dick Cheney. >> RIP, dude. >> Sorry. Sorry, Bart. >> That movie, ████ dude. It just made me go, "Oh, Dick Cheney, you a gangster." But I I idolize you like a mafia boss now. Before it was like, "You ████ war criminal. You ruined America." But now I'm like, dude, you're like you're like you're like Al Capone. >> You have a plan. >> Is that Christian Bill? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He was good. He was good. Vice. >> Oh, it's a great movie actually. I do want to watch it though. >> There's little random quirky parts of it, >> but it's a good movie. >> It Yeah. It has like some weird moments cuz it's Adam McKay. >> Adam McKay is a funny director, right? Got it. Fair enough. >> Are these products already out? >> Um Oh, >> you want to try it? I kind of want to try it. See, they just unveiled this >> only as novel item.
7:34 >> Hey, you guys like healthy chips though? Like Ciet is actually pretty bomb. >> I don't even know what Ciet is. >> This video is brought to you by Ciiete. >> Ciiete. So like I went down this whole journey >> before ████ RFK, right? Cuz like I get eczema and ████ And I found out like I don't do well with um seed oils. >> I don't do well with certain things. So I had to look for some ████ >> Are we in an ad read? No, but hey dude, I support it. I ain't getting a dime from them, but I support it. >> I guess like the kids were ████ what do you call? Celiac or some ████ Got to be gluten-free, whatever. So they they came out with a line of ████ chips and dip, all that stuff. >> I ate it. I was like, "Yo, this doesn't taste like healthy bullshit." I liked it. >> It's not flavorless. >> I'm just looking for chips that are like, "Yo, uh, is it made with ████
8:24 avocado oil or whatever?" like you know like cleaner chips or whatever and then like um >> that's me when I pick up Pringles. I'm like I'm being such a healthy boy. >> Pringles instead of instead of Flamy Hots. >> But I think this is actually the the this is the this is the ████ next billion trillion dollar market is healthy snacks. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. For sure. >> Yeah, for sure. >> If they could do a chip made out of tallow, >> it is the next bill it's the current billion dollar market. Yeah. There's hella like, you know, they're just like take cheese now and just like >> it's like that's like oatley milk or whatever that's sold for like $4 billion and stuff. It's like all all of that alternative and that s███'s even worse than ████ just regular milk. >> But it's the marketing, babe. >> You know what's crazy is Quest Chips. Like getting a little bag like this big is like six bucks. It's like, come on, boys. >> Thank you for purchasing those. >> Well, we like them, but yeah, it's
9:14 crazy. >> It's yet they have good macros on it or it's still like high fat or whatever. >> I don't look at the macros. Wait, I thought you wanted a healthy clean chip. >> Well, I don't I'm not like doing it for >> D. Okay. >> It's more like I'm looking at the ingredients. >> Ribboflavin. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It needs to have red ribboflavin all over it. >> If it just says ████ corn, water, salt, and then like avocado oil, I'm good. >> You want aspartame? >> But like >> I do. >> If I could inject aspartame up my ████ I would. I ████ love aspartame. Y'all could give a ████ If people hate on it, I give a ████ bro. I love aspart. We like naturally produce it in our own bodies. Oh, really? I didn't even know that. I didn't need to know that either. I'm still putting up my ████ You like that? >> Aspartame. But if I'm going to get a s█████ snack though, I want a s█████ snack. Like I don't want the What's What's the snack that you would get knowing it's bad for you and has >> powdered donuts?
10:04 >> Hell yeah. >> Oh, like the whole series. The chocolate one. The powdered one. The >> crumb donut ones. >> Okay. >> Oh yeah. I like that. The apple one. Um Ding-Dongs. >> Uh I love a ████ Ding-Dong. >> Yeah. Yeah, you do. Yes, sir. >> And the snack. >> Nutter butter. >> I ████ with that nutter butter hard. I shove that up my ████ too. >> I'd put Wetszel's pretzel up my ████ I'll unravel it. Unravel it. Wet's pretzels over auntie hands. I either one. They're the same. >> But if Cinnabun's in there, I'm getting that. >> Cinnabon, baby. >> Cinnabon over. >> I shove a little Debbie Zebra hockey puck up my ████ ████ >> Dude, when they do when they got Cinnabon and Antians right next to each other in the mall and they share the same kitchen. And you know what I found out is you can't have a like a healthier Cinnabon. Like people be they swear like, "Oh, you can make this at home." >> No way.
10:54 >> It's not the same because you have to have s█████ ingredients. You got to use margin. You got to use the s█████ like >> you got to have a a teenager coughing over the thing. >> I'll take a I'll take a Disneyland churro and reverse cowgirl over that thing. >> Oh, ████ >> Buddy buddy, I I'll get DPD by Disneyland churros. >> I'll ass with you. I'll ████ reququum for a dream assay ass Disney churro with you. >> Same. Same. >> Hey, a ████ Knottberry Farm funnel cake. You guys ever had that ████ >> Oh ████ >> Hell yeah. And I'll do it without the strawberry. >> I'll let that ████ buff ████ me, dude. >> Same, dude. >> I'll get ass ████ by Disneyland beignetes as well. >> Beignet. Oh, wow. I totally forgot about >> Cafe Duma. >> Oh, dude. By the way, dude, I would take I would take 10 nerds ropes like this and shove it at my ████ ████
11:46 >> I'm going to take a Pez thing with Aladdin's head on it. >> And a genie. You could take it. You're a big boy. >> Sour straws. I'm putting that in my urethra. >> WHOA. >> NAILING IT IN. RIGHT. >> Sour straws. >> You take a Snickers bar, you tap it in. >> Oh, that's nice. Yeah. >> Like an excavator. >> I like that. >> Yeah, >> dude. the ████ sour straw. Put it in my ████ penis and turn it upwards and then I pee AND I >> WOW. >> USE IT LIKE A BOBA STRAW. >> That's another level. >> This one's on Patreon, right? >> No. >> Nope. >> Editor leader leader of the Kinja. >> This is going on the Kinjas channel. >> I'm Quest. I'm Quest Crew. I'm Quest Nutrition Chips. >> Hey. Whoa. Don't mess up my >> And the title is Kes don't like that woke ████ >> And it's just chips.
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