0:00 I want to tell you a time where I had to protect my chick from her family cuz I'm a big time white knight. Okay. >> All I heard was white. >> Excuse me. >> Well, keep going. >> I'm a good guy and I want to tell people a good story so that people see me in a positive way [snorts] >> cuz you need it. >> Thank you. And so yeah, so I was dating this chick. She's very wealthy family and stuff like that. And uh I remember her sister roasting the ████ out of her at this family dinner. And I uh I just couldn't take it anymore cuz I'm such a good guy. Was it roast like jokes or was it roast like real? >> It was like real ████ >> Like under the skin type ████ >> Like the the the energy was awkward in the room. >> Yeah. And it was her sister and I remember just being like, "Hey, that's not cool to say about your sister. I think that's ████ up actually." And like this is at a family dinner. We're all outside and like they have a very nice house and stuff stuff like that. But it was like um I was just like I
0:52 just think it's really ████ up that you feel comfortable to talk about your sister that way when she just loves you. Oh, that's a interesting >> Yeah. I was just like, she just loves you so much and like she doesn't talk this way about you. Like why do you talk Why do you feel comfortable to talk this way? >> Did you say that with an audience or you pulled it off to the side? >> No, I said it in front of the whole family. >> Well, she said it in front of the family. So, I was just clapping back, right? >> Dude, that's bold. >> That's like love burn though. That's like next level. >> That's what I'm saying. Like low key, you kind of like went into some family ████ though. >> I think I'm a great guy. [laughter] No, but nothing digs harder than like honorable truth, right? And then that's not even like a clapback. That's like you guys are ████ degenerates, >> by the way. >> And your horrible family members, >> by the way. I uh so I was buddies with
1:43 her, like it was her sister, but I was buddies with her sister's boyfriend big time. And he later on told me, he's like, "That was so ████ tight. I wish I could HAVE TOLD YOU." >> WHAT? >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. So he was even on your side. >> He was on my side big time. He couldn't say it vocally, which I which I really respected. But but basically I really big time disrespected the sister in front of the family because she disrespected my chick. >> You know what would have been so ████ cool? >> Okay, >> if you would have done that same thing and then that same buddy in the same situation, but you guys understood. He had to stand up and be like, "Hey, I understand and respect what you're doing, but you can't talk to my girl like that." >> Sick. And then you guys were but you guys knew the whole time you guys were just back for a full fight and ████ like that. >> And then you pretend fight. >> Yeah, dude. That would have been sick, bro. >> Just to finish the thought, right? My my
2:33 um ex's father, I pulled him aside immediately. I was and I was like, "Hey, man. I just want you you to know I am not in this game to disrespect your daughter at all. I just wanted to stick up for my chick and like I really apologize for the way that I did that because I think it was a little bit too aggro. But I just didn't know how else to handle it in the moment and I just want you to know that I have no issue with you and if you have issue with me just let me know. And he really ████ loved that. >> Whoa. >> He really really really loved that. >> I think that when me and her brother >> There's a white family. >> I Excuse me. >> Is a white family. >> Oh, white and Jewish. Woo! >> I had it all. >> Reason with each other. [laughter] >> You almost came up. >> I almost came up big. >> So you guys can just talk it out.
3:24 >> No, but but this cat was he was I think that when we broke up later on, he was very uh in the dumps about it cuz we me and him are great. >> Damn, dude. >> I think I'm the best guy ever. >> But like did you always have to do that in front of her family cuz she kept being a ████ or like or was that just one time? >> It was two times. So, the second time, uh, well, it was really the first time. It was like 5 months prior to that. Me and her had been hooking up for a while already. And then, like we I was at her house and her dad was uncomfortable cuz I was staying in the room with her. And like, and I didn't know that. I wish he told me that, but in the middle of the night, he decided to like just drop a bomb and be like, "Yo, Steve can't be in that ████ room and all this s███." I'm like, "Bro, she's already sucking my ████ dick and riding my ████ all the time." [laughter] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, but I get it cuz it's under his roof and ████ I totally get it. But like, he has a lot
4:15 of roof. This cat's I I said he's Jewish. This cat has so much roof. It's like ████ crazy. It's wings to his house. So, I'm like, "Dude, we could do it in the pool house if you want. We already do, but like we're doing it. [laughter] We're doing it under your roof, brother." But like, I'm trying to be respectful, but I thought it was all Gucci, but like I guess it wasn't. But she never told me it wasn't. And they had a big ████ family fight in the middle of like this long hallway. It was like a ████ long ass like hallway that >> X-Men could have fought in this hallway. It was so long. >> What? >> But like they had this big family brawl in the hallway and I was like, I'm just going to go to the guest house. I don't give a ████ I'm I'm chilling. But like, you know, my chick at the time was like, I think it's okay. Like Steve's already ████ doing all kinds of ████ with me and ████ And I'm just like, I'm not trying to cosign any of this. I just want to ████ be respectful. Get the ████ out of here. I thought we were Gucci. So that's the long and the short of it. But she mostly got the long of
5:06 it, my boys. >> [laughter] >> I loved the when I learned what the right etiquette and protocol was because again in uh in Nah's family it's like it's a matriarch and it's it's headed and led by the mama and she's got three older halfsisters. So there's four daughters that's it. So the only men in the family are all married in even even the quote unquote dad because he was the he's technically the second guy who came in. All the other sisters call him Theto. Just Nina calls him dad. So I'm the only other person in the family that calls them pops. >> You know what I mean? So it's like it's woman dominant and they women they're they're like cats in a cage. >> They could ████ be annihilating each other and ripping hair out and then they also be like licking each other the next
5:57 second. >> That's really nice. And so anytime that ████ happens and you know like they will they will go at with each other and all the ████ married and husbands slowly just go to the kitchens just head down make no eye contact just and then just let's did you guys see that game yet? And it's just sports. Anything please anything? I'll talk about anything. They're just going at it. >> Uh what's uh WNBA doing right now? It's just [laughter] >> ████ You've been seeing W What is it? Women's uh bowling. >> You're you're with the rest of the guys. >> Did you? Dude, it's so There was one time like you like I guess everybody learns it the first time, but I'm the last husband to like come in the family. I'm the with the youngest daughter, so to speak, right? So, it's like you you kind of care at first and I feel like I
6:48 feel like everybody all the dudes have to pay their dues cuz I feel like they just let you do it. >> You know what I mean? >> What do you mean by that? >> Like let you chime in and stuff. No, it's Yeah, it's cuz like you have an opinion and I feel like I would be like these guys are so introvert but and then now I get it. >> Uh you know what I mean? Now I get it because then you try to participate and it goes nowhere so fast like your intentions like intentions intentions don't exist in this vocabulary. You know what I mean? It's just like who's got the hot ████ potato at that moment and you could >> What are they wilding out about? >> I don't I don't know. >> You're not paying attention. >> I don't know. It was the the very This is so funny. the very very first so funny. >> Is the conversation happening girl ADD style? So, you know, it could be like about fashion but then about this and about this and it's like a multi-layered conversation. So, you even ought to jump in >> 1 million. I literally like like it's a very small apartment. My very first Christmas in this room. I like take a
7:39 step back on something and I end up stepping on one of the cats tails. Cat goes crazy and then then one of the sisters starts really indirectly being upset about the situation. Oh ████ really really upset that. >> How indirect. >> Did you say sorry or no? >> No, because it was never so much like like I can't believe you did this. It was more like oh my god like like the cat's going to be like it's like I'm I'm really sorry. It's like it's like hey look really like Nina just make sure you know and just like talking to like her sister about making sure things are like and it's Yeah. And I'm like I'm right here like okay it's fault. So then you think it's chill. So I'm like okay that was crazy. I didn't realize it was going to upset her. Let's just calm down. And then next thing you know, like Nino will get chewed out for something else. But I know it's because she's upset at me about something. But like she's not
8:29 upset about me stepping on the cat. She's upset about me. But she's not upset at me. She said about me. I don't know what. You know what I mean? It's it's just this whole thing. >> But Nah's not chewing you out. It's the sister. >> But it's it's a protective thing because I was brought home. This is the first Christmas I was there. So I was brought home and I think it was like it's like who's this ████ boy who travels around and >> Yeah. And he's a ████ boy. >> Stepping on cat's tails. Yeah. So, I think it was like that which is a more protective thing, but the way they went at it was it's there's no logic that anyone can perceive. >> Are you accepted now? >> I'm the man now. >> Wow. >> I'm the yellow knight. >> ████ yeah, boy. [laughter] >> The China boy. >> I But but I I will say I do a very very extra effort to like build a relationship and have rapport with everybody and especially their children. I love children. I try to >> Do you love children like Michael
9:19 Jackson? That's what he's thinking. Do you look like Michael Jackson? >> I didn't say anything. It's a beautiful story. >> Did you watch the Michael Jackson documentary recently? [laughter] >> No, I I I build rapport with them and I I really try to like get to know them. I try to get to know everybody. I'm I am most extrovert in their entire family basically. And I'm I'm not even super extrovert. I'm just more like a just the non-filipino one. M >> it's tough stepping into like a ecosystem dynamic already cuz I remember when me and Gio first started dating all she would tell me is all the times her brother both verbally and physically like would bully her like one would be like on the on top of the uh bunk bed like double leg kick her she flies off like that kind of ████ >> Gio's brother. >> Gio's brother. He's this big ass dude. >> No wonder she's like like a BJJ the
10:10 thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. But like but anyways like that's that's and and then and he he would dig like crazy, you know, under the skin type ████ bring up like ████ that happened when they were kids in front of like family gatherings, that type of stuff. So I heard this the whole time and then I remember the first time I went over um but I wasn't very like articulate or emotionally intelligent like you guys are. So I was there and I and she starts he starts doing his thing, you know, just going around the room cuz he's kind of like the second patriarch, if you will, like after uh Gio's dad, it's him. He starts going around the room roasting, roasting. And then eventually the the roasting Ouija board goes to Gio and it's like roast roast roast roast roast roast roast. And I'm like, okay. At the same time there is a sibling dynamic. I don't want to get in the way of that. That is them cuz she is clapping back too. But then also she is roasting my girl. And then uh and then I can kind of see maybe the dad's fed up. [laughter]
11:02 >> I don't even know how to navigate the situation. The only other thing I thought of is I'm going to stand up. I'm going to start whailing on him in about like 10 seconds. >> Really? Yeah. >> I was like, I don't know what to do cuz I'm not I'm not a good talker. I'm not a good emotions articulate person. >> Like, I'll make everyone love me by whailing this guy. >> Well, I don't know how. I just know I just got to defend my lady. So, that's the only thing I know how to do. >> Are you going to beat her dad's ass? >> No, no, the the brother's ass. >> Oh, the brother ass. >> I was going to start whooping on him. But, it was cool. He ended up like getting drunk, so he went outside and he was hanging out outside and I was just like, "Oh, thank God that didn't have to happen, but it was it came really really close and I I think that probably would have ruined our whole >> Oh my god, dude. I didn't know. I didn't know what else to do either. >> Should this video be called I almost did some badass ████ [laughter] >> I would even be It would be >> I came this close to doing real bad. >> I don't even think it would be badass. I'd go home denying I mean regretting.
11:52 >> I think it's badass ████ to ████ just start attacking her brother. Dude, >> that's where my mind goes too. I'm not good at >> navigating socially. >> But now you guys are though. It's just it's still >> sibling ████ is so different though. Like the way things get hot and cold, like the things that if a sibling said this to another sibling and they weren't siblings, >> that's crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But that same thing that a sibling said to that's Tuesday. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. But because there's love, they know that at the end of the day, >> like literally Nina's sisters, they just they had this whole argument which made it so that nobody could visit family at the same time and people could see each other and there was this whole situation and then next thing you know, we come to visit LA and then the sisters are cool and they wish each other happy birthday. And it was the most dramatic thing. It's like, you're not allowed to come to my house. We're not on speaking terms. It's
12:42 official. I want to let people know this. There's like a formal statement like we're not on speaking terms. And then next thing you know, it's like happy birthday, but blah blah blah blah blah. And then you're they're at the house and nobody addresses it. And of course all the dudes in the room are like [laughter] >> waiting for ████ to go off. >> We're like, "Hey, balcony time. Balcony time." You know, and it's just like, [laughter] "What the ████ is this?" >> Who's the hottest sister? [laughter] >> Oh ████ >> Question. We have plenty of time. >> We have an hour. We have a minute and a half. >> I I >> How many sisters does Nina have? >> Who's the hottest sister? >> That's a lot. Who's the hottest sister? Who's the hottest sister? Who's the hottest sister? >> No brothers at all. No brothers. All girls.
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