0:00 can we make Shades we could make elbow pads ooh elbow pads make knee pads we'll make you knee pads negotiation of that yeah yeah exactly he's already de with the knee [Music] pads welcome back to a very it's so easy this episode so easy and short you're going to love it you're going to love two minutes short you're going to love the episode all right best episode you're going to love it today we're going to just unbox a bunch of presents and then we're going to end with a with a secret one but starting with this we got a package from fracture oh thank you they're the guys that made the upside down La hats that we have oh those guys are sick yeah they shoot at uh barell sometimes they have for us
0:50 some cool new shorts shorts those are thigh eyeses boy those are like booty shorts oh yeah this is from their new line that's pretty cool it was booty shorts very good very good hook us up with the booty shorts K and then we have from uh Circa Studio Circa Studio sent you guys these cool La hats oh cool blurry La shorts oh that's sick blurry la oh it's see-through too I could wear no underwear you can see the print of my dick the print of your dick that'd be cool the outline silhouette of my dick and finally that's pretty oh wow this is like yeah it's a pretty it's like your eyes are like it makes it straight if you go the other way we got a little something else that's available you said your favorite color is green it is will you
1:41 please present this to the class oh put hey put those shorts on right now careful boys shorts dude careful boys shorts careful boys the shorts let's go dude yo this was like my elementary school not my junior high school gym gym shorts like PE shorts those are cool careful boys PE shorts careful boys the shorts we got careful boy shorts now available in the store in addition to shorts too much that's not all we have take your pants off right now we actually got monetized oh my God those ████ hats are so hard I'm acting surprised but I knew that it was coming out that's a piece of cake cool
2:31 I'm gum these are the sample hats I don't know if we're which ones are going to be available in the store yet but we've got them in gray with black graphic and then we have this one this one goes hard dude a lot and then the one Bart has is just the trucker version of of this truck trucker is my ████ you want to try this on let me see how this looks on you you got a kind of a gay head this is made that's not the first time I heard that actually I've actually not the first time my hand is L yeah thanks guys I would like an all green jump Sho it's cool I'll settle with this gray and green go good oh that one actually looks really good I think I like that one better I kind of want to beat you up I like this one better that one's cool I like the white the white rope on that really cool which one do I have on you have the one yeah but you got to take the White cardboard on the inside out no but with
3:23 the trucker we could see it he's like he's like when like when they have all the stickers all over it oh you want guys is so cool yeah this is really cool oh guys I can't see the shorts that I'm wearing show it off show it off you're a model dude ooh he's ready for PE dude turn around turn around give me a spin wow back pocket hey try those shorts on try the shorts on I'll put oh there's a back pocket there is yeah yeah so you grab your butt that's convenient Link in the description box yep let's go he a little big dude but it's cool you just got to do more squats dude get your legs and butt bigger check this out damn that's cool check it out dude how's it fit in your dick hey dude stop how's it feel on your dick bro don't look at my penis these are legit PE shorts hell
4:13 yeah dude we should we call them the careful boy PE shorts yeah that's tight okay careful boy PE shorts what do you call this hat I like this hat a lot what do you want to name it so you can you can Christen it boat hat boat hat why why Boat Boat hat why Captain hat it's a captain hat Captain hat okay because because I feel like boat captains wear this how about I want to do a lion hat yeah no drugs no drugs no drugs no drugs allow you dirty boy that looks good thank you try this one try this one I don't think I can pull off a trucker hat I think because you say that you can't but watch looks great on you oh you can't holy ████ it's true no I look like I look like I'm wearing my Dad's hat you look like you work at hot dog in a box bit hot dog on a stick you know like when there's like a big brother program and they put a hat on the kids yeah yeah
5:03 yeah we an extra large shirt what if I tuck my ears in it's like you put a hat you work you work at ████ Johnny Rockets I you know when I worked at Johnny Rockets they'd always make you wear a hat and I was like I'm not wearing a ████ hat I was like I'm not going to wear it cuz I look like an idiot why what's wrong with not what's wrong with wearing a hat makes my head hurt after a while I don't know if it's just me or I'm just being a ████ I really like this one dude hey check it out they got terry cloth the inside for when you're like sweating and stuff wow it's good quality it's good quality tree cutting are they available now as of this video yes they are Link in the description box PE shorts are there any other colors that you would want that one in this might look good in maybe Brown hat this is brown yeah like this brown this kind of brown yeah
5:55 or navy blue navy blue yeah navy blue and yellow yellow logo oh you look good in those kinds of hats your head your head shape is nice for that oh that looks good too I tighten mine does that look better D it it makes it look worse don't ask for opinions looks 10 times worse oh you tighten mine don't get it actually looks normal if you haveck head if you have a gay head don't get it looks good on you I think whatever like the people like the most we'll just do different colorways of it but I really like this one I like I'm with Jo on uh you said and yellow I think that's Navy yellow that might be cool yeah oh with the yellow rope you like the uh the kind of shinier yellow almost goldish yes like a school bus and the Navy can't be like a flat like too much blue it's got to be like a more royaly dark it's got to be
6:46 the same color way of of that yellow raft with the blue yeah yeah yeah M that would be pry they're they're like sailor bought a dick printing these shorts guys lot of dick it's the way you're presenting yourself have be have more confidence be more of an is it better be like an ████ that doesn't give a ████ what we think about it all right oh hell yeah dude it's looking better and better looking better yeah yeah yeah also you got to take the paper ████ out of the house ████ ████ make money espe like this I've had sex with at least one woman in my life yeah at least one but you've had sex with her thousands of times yeah that's hundreds hundreds P that's true oh wow I didn't realize for this Circa hat that the B is Corduroy yeah oh that's that's pretty tight let's steal their design stick her on stick her on forever we're going to focus on the
7:36 careful boys today please go and support sick dud I really appreciate you guys helping us out and you guys get a piece of us well we well we don't get a piece of of us but but you guys get a piece of us and that's what matters they get a piece of us like people have actually uh messaged a lot about wanting hats so I expect each and every one of you to buy one there you go that have been bugging about it and you have multiple options cuz we have trucker we have cuz not everyone looks as good as we do with these or the trucker hats so you got to see which one fits you dude Anthony looks really good in hats like trucker hats is fire dude dude yeah ████ green and gray right now dude wow come get some Lincoln bio dck D Circle stuff right now it really looks like a two-piece set you have yeah for real
8:28 yeah that is a really cool hat it came out really dope yeah I love it so do anybody else made hats should we do should we do like Rings next like what's the next piece of merch hey you pick it what do you want next pacifiers besides ghe honestly those those Power Balance uh bands if we can get those our own version of that I bet dude if we sell those I bet we will sell them cuz everyone has such a good sense of humor they would buy it oh for the irony of it yeah hey you know what the um the lionard Jiu-Jitsu t-shirt you know what I'm talking about yeah what about it what whatever blanks those are you like those blanks I kind of like those blank they're very flattering I'll let I'll let you know I'll let you know the the the shirt I'll let you know that leand oh okay you know that they're printing on okay they're very soft they're and they're like uh comfortably loose but then they're a little bit tight on the arm so they make you feel a little bit like buff oh is it like that Anthony Lee
9:20 is just a buff guy it does I don't feel like that yeah maybe that's just you dude is that kind of like how this has a beautiful corduroy we're not going to talk about that although don't bring that Steve I appreciate these other brands that's how much we started with our fans brand thre quality it's I'm telling we started with promoting that what if they clicked this video and then they already spent money on all the things we promoted first they and then by the time the careful merch comes there they're like I already spent it all hey the green on the underside is like metallic oh that is ████ cool dude what the ████ that's good quality dude satin or something that is oh dude yeah you're right no but then hey we got a rope they don't got a ████ rope yeah they got a rope we got a rope got a rope you could use this in emergency
10:10 situation the next yeah and then give us suggestions for what you guys would like to see uh for careful and don't ever forget you guys remember what happened with 69 Ranch if you don't buy it now we're going to get a cease and desist and then that's it so make sure you get it get it while you can there's no guarantee that we're still going to have can we make Shades we could make elbow pads ooh elbow pads make knee pads we'll make you knee pads the negotiation of that yeah yeah exactly he's already deil with a knee pad he's already deil with a make him green
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