0:00 the whole time what I'm thinking about is like don't come don't come don't come it do you're a quitter en time don't come don't come and it's loud it's super it's it's hard to quiet don't and then you realize you're saying it up I'm mouthing it I'm not even saying I'm just don't and then you realize you're coming you're like oh I did [Music] already all right today we're going to talk about something nobody talks about oh we're going to talk about a question that Colleen had for all of us gentlemen she asked I had a question yeah you asked us you said can guys feel the difference when it comes to the does size matter the other way yeah inverse vagal I as difference vaginal yeah you did ask that I swear to God yeah and we have a lot of answers actually for you you know you know what it is is that it's at least for me it's our turn
0:51 there's not much difference unlike I get to judge unless it's like Mega tight then that's the only difference it's never different the other way is ever different the other direction yeah yeah that's I think I think there's um there's a we there's a sh do it don't do yeah aled you to put me I know I'm not doing it I know I know where that's going and that's not why the ████ cuz you're so big it just has to no it's not that either no I know but yeah right dude cuz it's it's without making it sound like that right there is well I don't know about you guys but I can't even explain what I'm feeling but it hurts and it's here no the corong like she has an sex is not pleasurable oh oh because of either like I don't know if
1:42 it's a tightness thing or like a it's like a wall thing where the depth is short or whatever it's not the wetness thing but it's like he's like it's not that there's been a couple of she's not alive and I'm not a big ass dude the breathing thing I'm not a big ass dude but there's been a in the picture it's in the bathroom still there's yeah thank you and it's not made to size okay it's not a pleasurable experience because um the way that it's shaped it actually hurts so it's not shapes yeah yeah I don't even know how to explain it because it's it may be tight is the word but it's not it's just in a weird position where I'm sorry or maybe your shape doesn't necessarily maybe yeah but there's been times where it's like Joe got some curves on certain it it does
2:34 match like I can tell the difference sometimes oh cuz there's there's been there's like there's like one is like oh my God this is like heaven cuz it fits perfectly but there's other ones where it's like this is not even enjoyable because it hurts maybe just stick with the normal positions Joe's like hanging from the ceiling ████ I don't know why this ████ hurts so bad he's hanging on the rack he's got rings and I don't know what's happening like is it dab is it the I don't know like she's too deep you need to map it out first never Way Too Deep Way Too Deep fall all in you know but you guys said that you can't tell any difference it all tastes it just kind of feel only the other way yeah what do you mean the other way like it's too tight like it's either completely the same or or it's just way like tight tight but so the way tight does that kind of hurt and it's not enjoyable n we we fig we blast right
3:27 through that brother we Workshop it baby I remember it starting out not enjoyable and then it's probably the most enjoyable afterwards yeah you a twinkle in your eye there I saw my youth again yeah wa you got transported to back yeah no yeah it's like yeah but it's not comfortable in the beginning of course yeah how are you guys not like are you guys describing the fact that like she's just not wet enough yet because I feel like that's what you guys are doing come on dude I think we would know that these guys are amateurs 100% um maybe and maybe at one point in time you're telling me these guys up here these two guys up here one point you know I've had sex with 7 that's real like for real yeah 100% not these guys they're born look regardless of wet right I think it's still going to be
4:18 gauging you know what I'm saying if you're not if it's tight and your thing is your thinging you know what I mean that regardless of the size and the wall what Joe was saying if you put that dang in there it's going to be gauging so anything gauging in general is just going to hurt but I mean if you think about engaging technically engaging if men have various sizes right doesn't it kind of make sense that girls could too like why they're going to all be standard regardless if they're 6 feet or 4 feet they're going to be standard size I don't think so that doesn't make any no Factory but I think like like we were talking about earlier like there's different size wall crackers but they all do the same job like our our parts are meant to stretch yeah that's right you're meant to take to take
5:08 it you're meant to receive you're me to take it a SI wild things and who's meant to give it who's meant to give it you are yeah but you're meant to give it you have a you know something to give give you a high five later I I don't think like women can be like oh they ████ so hard their ████ loose like I don't no I don't know if that's a thing I think it is a thing cuz like don't don't people talk about whenever I'm um I'm like sending hateful things to porn stars online I'm usually telling I honestly don't know if that's a thing I don't think so I don't think so because look like you're real loose there looks if that was true if that was true uh prostitutes would be so out of business it's like ████ a stck that is true that is true
6:00 going to suck I'm just thinking of like my Japanese ex and it was almost undoable for the first part of our relationship cuz you were such a big Filipino hung man that's why I'm like there's no way dude it's it definitely wasn't me what was it like like that it was like a it was it was just like it was painful for her couldn't get in there yeah but that's also partially like what's Colleen saying like yeah if it's not wet enough probably we're nervous and we're young and we're just trying to figure force it in it's not but don't uh some people have that sometimes I'm wet takes care of it spray it down first very wet there's a name for it some people have that ████ disease ████ disease it's not a disease called ████ disease no no it's it's um it's a reaction you guys all have it when it's a reaction it just shuts up shuts down like that it won't talk to you oh damn you know what I'm talking
6:51 about uh what is that called no there's there's a name for that and my friend used to dat his his he was dude he he dated a girl that was that he got drunk and he was crying talking about how like they can't have intimacy because like every single time they try it just like when people are trying to take pills and they just keeps coming up like they go to the doctor there's a name for this thing but it dilates like a mother like it just shuts up it undilate yeah yeah it tightens up tightens up and then you can't go through and it's painful it's like it's like the Aladdin Cave yeah Cave of Wonders yeah no there's a name for there's a name for the lamp yeah then just disappeared it's like extra super Keele oh maybe yeah and then um nothing can go through nothing can go through nothing can go through damn Clos border what the hell in high school I
7:42 was in the car with my girlfriend at the time and I was like getting you know I was like inside and stuff and I was and she's like what's wrong and I'm like you're just too deep you're such an ████ stupid dude you guys been there just too wide ████ deep as he's just shim me in his shoulder just too deep babe I wonder if that's even a thing it can't it can't be that's I don't think that's no no way I would love to know it's more like we are too shallow capable I would like to know are you capable I don't know that's yeah I don't know that's weird but I think there is a difference there's clearly a difference it's not like there's one size fits all yeah it can't there can't be all identical but uh-uh sub's law a p████'s a ████ but
8:34 but it's never been like you've you've never been in the middle of it and felt like it wasn't it didn't feel good and it's not your fault right that's never been like a oh something's wrong with you n no I always blame them y just kidding just kidding wow I said I'm kidding I always blame them that's dope you should though to save yourself I've never experienced very little difference in that realm I think it depends on the guy too experience probably a little bit more of a difference I've never had a better experience I think um a guy doesn't want to admit if his ████ isn't working the same so like I think your exper you think that the other person is sharing the experience you're having but then you might like a
9:24 guy might be having the time of his life and he's coming in 30 seconds and he's like damn I bet you enjoyed that too and the girls like I don't know but then the guy can also be numb as ████ from whiskey dick or whatever and he's like blaming the girl because his sensation not working sure there's so many variables to so you only gave me a head for 35 minutes yeah that's it come on not even hard got lock jaw and ████ yeah 30 minutes 30 minutes get back on that then that's definitely whiskey yeah I definitely don't think there's people with like WID set vaginas that are usable and if they are you just got to Triple up on condoms and you'll be fine that's what remember remember close the legs close the legs yeah there's always a lot you can do right yeah depending on the book put the pressure on you're not out here trying to pop smear people yeah legs over the
10:16 head like whose head no so there's both so there's legs over the head my legs over my head here I come your girl on you're on the bed right your girl's standing and she's going like that yeah taking your day no not that legs over the Steve that's what you're talking about right St you're thinking legs over the shoulder I'm talking about double up the leg put it to the side of your shoulder oh I know to make I know exactly what you're talking about shoulder yes sir pressure pocket pressure b boom the titties pocket sounds so SI anything pocket sounds like there's always a way y'all sounds like a skateboarding move it's also psychological too cuz I think like when you're um really when you really like someone and it and it sucks because like you bust faster but then you want
11:07 it to last longer because you like them more and and if you don't really like them you actually last longer true so it's it's like a it's like a your two years are so hot I busted so fast cuz it's cuz it's cuz of you cuz you're hot yeah but they're going to tell all her friends that ████ did 10 second only says I'm really hot oh but that that too you could also you could also not like someone to the point you just want to get out of there real fast that's true you could bust that fast if you didn't like them you had if someone if you wanted to leave quickly really I feel like if I want it I feel like women can do that when they want to leave quickly if I don't like it I can't I can't get I can't do it you can't get oh you never been attracted to the fact that you don't respect her I can get I can get there I can get there but ultimately I can't actually physically no it's it's like the meter
11:58 can go so far that way that it's it's hot again yeah that's interesting that is really interesting you you can do it by just stepping on the gas pedal so go somewhere in your mind no if your if your hip's only at 30 mph and you like I want to get this done push down the Gas Pedal hit 90 you out to 90 so a lot more fast I get to 90 it takes me like a couple minutes got to warm up the knees first you 22R motor 4 cylinder slow um I do think Nick's like yeah ████ are so different um it was so quiet but so loud at the same time like how does he contribute does it change over I'm going to sit this one out yeah didn't you only have one right yeah one and only but then it sucks cuz we can all talk about
12:48 unidentified people and not name them but he's like there's only one that he could talk about I do think I mean what's awful ████ awful we can have anonymity at least you can't you can't gauge how they'll feel by their size either like like if they're like you could you could assume like oh someone's tall so they must have a deepness to them or someone short but it's like deepness we're still there's a cat to very deep yeah cuz it to reach their wall you know seems like you have a lot of depth in your personality that's so stupid but the goal is not to reach the end of the No No that's going to hurt oh dude of course not that's yeah Steve is it's not really our boat I've never been worried about how far I can go but that's like
13:38 gauging a guy's dick size by the their height or like yeah it's like you can't tell I like to look at lady's hands and I go oh you must be very deep then let me see your shoe size you look at their feet and you're like yo she got a gaying vagina she's huge sure do Martin I'm sure there's got to be some kind of like sonar Tech that you can like sonar you can like see the actual composition to tell the difference between one and ound ult N9 seconds for it to bounce back also I think as dudes as guys it's like some so much is going through your head that I don't think I've ever like been able to even register how different it is like from the last what's going on through your head the whole time on what I'm thinking about is like don't come don't come don't [Laughter] come ████ do it you're a quitter
14:29 you're a quit don't come don't come don't come don't come and it's loud it's super it's it's hard to quiet don't and then you realize you're saying it up exactly I'm mouthing it I'm I'm not even saying I'm just D cuz it's starting to Echo back and then you realize you're coming you're like oh ████ oh I did already I'm mouthing don't come Whispering under my breath like babe are you doing that thing again I'm like what are you talking about babe tell you what I'm doing I'm not coming right now I'm lasting another minute should be patting me on the back yeah the thing that's going through my head usually was was going through the steps of how we got here and I can't believe we're here yeah as odd as that is it's always amazing yeah it's like I just can't believe like we went from this to this to this and I think to me that's what's like kind of like whoa like that's hot to think like
15:19 damn we were we didn't know each other we barely like and it became this and now it's here it's like yeah every time that we get to have sex with women it's just so cool cuz they really are pretty mhm yeah I'm just happy to be here guys are just like so gross yeah repulsive that I'm just like well this is so cool we get to as I feel as one sided I'm like you must not be enjoying all I'm having a blast I'm having a great time having a great time achievement it's just like ████ yeah dude I'm I'm cool enough enough where the ████ her panties come down you know it changes everything like the dynamic is different now I call my dad after I call my pops jeez man what do you say this guy he's like hey uh were you just were you just running hey Dad hey Dad I did it again hey you told me to call every time he's like yeah it's been a while hello
16:10 from [Laughter] Kentucky hello it's your father he doesn't SM like that my dad is in Kentucky you miss Daddy weird so sick whatever D guys I don't give you guys ████ about how your relationships with your weird relationship that's disgusting man come Onie what the last time you talked to your dad after you made love whoa never never never guys ever talked to your dads about ████ no dude ████ are you crazy yeah honestly never the last thing my dad said to me was when I was in like eighth grade and he's like you got to stop masturbating so much that was the last thing he said and then follow up with like I was in high school as a junior and he's like
17:00 so you like do you talk to girls right he's just checking if you gay or not he just was like ah I wish your dad was teaching you lessons about love making using things like Lethal Weapon and movies he's been on to be like okay look he's like son when you make love it should sound like and he takes a grap fruit you know how speed it's about the bus but it's really about their love like and that's what stopped the bus you can't let it go over six and if you didn't love her the bus would have definitely exploded when my dad when I told my dad that cuz I had I had a kidney stone and I was peeing I was peeing blood oh and when I told my old man I was like Hey I just peed blood it's kind of weird he's like a ████ I should have told you I should have told you not to you got to wear condom when you have sex oh he immediately blamed
17:50 himself and thought I got STD and stuff like that man I was like n dude I think I I think I was like I haven't had sex yet and he's like oh all right good narrows it down oh great good it still doesn't tell you like the further information you're just still left guessing the entire time pretty much yeah yeah Dad's and Sons we talked around a lot I talked around things my dad would brag about how many girls he'd already been with by the time I lost my virginity so weird what would he say he said that I that I'm not doing it enough yeah yeah so slow what wrong Co your AG already 50 yeah he's all that's it every like when I told him that's it yeah that's crazy talk once and I was like yeah two girls two so different for women it'd be like you ████ yeah yeah so different last last thing my dad said
18:40 was uh I'll be back in a week damn damn that's the only thing I remember man ████ I'm sorry for bringing that up sorry s that's so sick that's my bad that was my bad Korean the Korean BRB let him he dad though is fun because like with Nikki Nikki's dad Nikki's parents talk about sex openly so we can like bust balls and stuff I'm like you know like i' I've ████ your daughter like 9,000 times like I'll say ████ like that to him he doesn't give a ████ what does he say laughs and drink sense of humor is unbeatable yeah you can't stop it huh he doesn't give a he's like that's it yeah he just jokes about it too jeez no he's like I've been ████ her mom for for years and unbeatable great if I ever said that to my father-in-law I think i' would ████ I'd crash out for sure have a manic episode I think Super he'll pull out a belt yeah so there's no difference with guys huh either right
19:32 cleen sure Ryan what do you mean what do you mean wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there's a difference no once it's in it feels the same right feels the same right feels the same you're welcome guys shut the ████ up stop ████ shut the ████ up K shut the ████ the ████ is that no this is she's tripping this will not be the same come on but if it's in it becomes rooing her cat yeah definitely there's differences but uh but also uh effort matters was the biggest always the best no Order in the Court Order in the Court a beam of light just came through the clouds but but there's a there's a standard there's a requirement oh there's a standard there's got to be a minimum there's a standard minimum entry yeah what is the standard what is the standard everybody's different cop out that's a c out see
20:24 that tells you some girls got Gap and why vaginas cuz their standards are B what Jesus good point that is that is kind of true it's like the this the size of my eye peeking through the gaping hole cuz the standard you can say it's oh it's just 5 in but is it 5 in wide 5 in wide the difference is man you never know there's ████ weird people out there 5 in wide that's big that's a cannon circumference it's 5 in radius sorry why you're talking HVAC now is it is it thick five in that's a standard air ventilation 5 in skinny five in width is wild it's a brick that's literally the air ducts at Chipotle that is uh intense holy ████ that's like an immediate like I think
21:14 we're good that's an elephant's dick I think that's a isn't that like a sidewalk paper yeah that's like this big that's massive that might be a little small for 5 in is pretty big that's that's like this is yeah that's crazy yeah that's a PVC pipe yeah that's big dude yeah I don't know that guy doesn't take ████ from anybody you better lower real lonely though you better lower your to very lonely there is a such thing as too small and too big yeah as soon as you start talking to ladies they go oh my God that's too much already got a cow though dude 5 in wide is hilarious
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