0:00 you know what a cool movie treatment ████ Steve Green as an HOA leader in a black neighborhood oh yeah dude fuing sick I can't do anything my hands are [Music] tied Hey so uh you know for the parents of the room right yep it's us you guys get a lot of sleep when you have newborns honestly I I haven't been sleep I've been sleeping like ████ answer's all fat I've been sleeping like ████ recently cuz my dogs keep waking me up in the mid your first 6 to 9 months is ████ crazy cuz they got to feed like every 2 3 hours so the baby's going to cry every 2 to 3 hours you got to get up and you got to feed the baby and then you got to put the baby back to sleep so that whole process can take 30 minutes to an hour so imagine going to sleep at like let's say 10:00 waking up at 12:00
0:52 going back to sleep at 1: waking up at 3:00 going back to sleep at 4:00 waking up at 5: bro Hannah's mom had four kids back to back how the ████ did she do it if you right now did you know that penguin parents sleep for just a few seconds at a time to guard newborns so if you're telling that store to a penguin right now it's going to be like be like are you ████ kidding me dude few seconds they be like this ████ gu dude this guy right here he gets our me dude you kidding me right now dude I get one second of sleep you can't just y it's kind of cool when they when they when they marching around with a little egg in between they're like playing soccer I love that and then there's a there'll be a ████ that lost their egg and they steal it from another mom is that what their female penguins are called the bit they call them ████ or ████ are the ████ are the young ones uh so chinstrap penguins in
1:43 Antarctica need to guard their eggs and chicks Around the Clock in crowded noisy colonies to to ward off Predators so and this is a a brand new study we didn't know about this until very recently um but so they knot off thousands of times a day but only for about four 4 seconds at a time W how do you a thousand how do you monitor it what if they're just what dude what if they're actually just not even sleeping and they're like how do you know they put a brain scan on them scientists told me yeah I I don't believe it hey they be watching I don't believe it they be watching them hey you know that Arctic station that they got in the ████ Antartica yeah the the the South Poles mhmm so is that station there just to study penguins I think it's a Nazi Outpost I think it's
2:34 cuz I think there's two things they do they study penguins and then they study they ████ stick that pipe all the way down to get ice samples of ancient ice oh oh bacteria maybe so I can waste everyone's time telling us how old the ice is they they're probably trying to sh gives a ████ you know you know what you know what the oldest ice in the world is the ice in the JK fridge yo they should do a test tube of that they should core sample that ████ they're like this is from from 200000 BC I don't know how a a freezer can have so much Frost that it grew like that much I never seen that it got so the JK freezer got so bad that you couldn't even fit a microwave burrito in there you had to like really ████ dig it yeah and every time I opened it it just wh it looks like a white Carl's Bad Cavern looks like a stalagmite up in there dude that's crazy I'm surprised we fit anything in there did smack all
3:25 honesty all honesty when she was helping you with the bathrooms and stuff was she like holy ████ ████ the whole time yeah yeah yeah she was just like it's such a guys's Place yeah yeah every little thing she's not wrong no yeah did she think it was like American dudes or manly and Australian dudes yeah definitely American dudes are way cooler than aussy dude keep the creamer for 20 years we got clean that's just you guys we got cleaners we got cleaners so these penguins right how do they monitor them dude yeah check this out they watch him go like that and they film it you would you guys ever eat penguin no I mean would they could yeah I have you have hell no dude I ain't a ████ psycho but see how we view you
4:17 that's how cool you are that's how cool you are like if this guy told me he ate a penguin I'd be like shut the ████ up you would say regardless I feel like the bigon a I would do the big one but not the little one anon's had it like delivered when he was I like he had it delivered live he had it walked over that fool came with a backpack and ████ dude is this the one you want cool he ████ hits it on the table and it's all days and then he kills it he picks it out of a taxi he like that one in the back seat have you seen the penguin that goes shopping no no I love that I already love that looks delicious yeah there's a penguin in Japan that the owner taught him like a route to go to the fish market and then so he would go with his little ████ penguin backpack and then the fish guy would stuff the backpack
5:07 with the Penguin and then he would get the money out of it and then the penguin gets a treat with a little fish I love that wow dang good thing peta's not around there fcking ████ Peta I don't know where they're at have you ever heard of penguin being sold or like served served no I've never heard I've never heard of it come to think of it I've never heard of it which is tastes good I feel like you would be served in like a place like Iceland or something like some cold ass place or Antarctica where that's their Chicken Alaska served in Antarctica yeah do they have penguins in Alaska no I just looked at it's got to be like fried penguin or something yeah probably tastes like chicken but a little bit of like fish yeah like everything else also other news you guys see this video too oh my God this is a bear wow taking down a reindeer taking
5:58 down a reindeer yeah this bear wants to win first place oh ████ he's Jewish bear like where's the me he's double dipping today they're calling him the Jewish bear he's like ████ Christmas bro so he's the Jew Bear Jew bear Jew Bear yeah bad why cuz he doesn't like Christmas no he doesn't like Christmas he thinks Christmas sucks he's turned them all off yeah maybe he can't sleep with the lights like that he goes I could see it from the forest can't believe he's actually taking him down yeah he's like he's like the ho says you know yeah have you seen those ho way into the woods it's the best he like no illumination past 9:00 p.m. bleeding in our Windows yeah yes I I've been I've been going down one of the hot be vids this weekend I've been going down the rabbit hole of HOA ring camera videos where the HOA leaders come up to the the door and then they'll just talk mad ████ ████ you guys have HOA
6:50 leaders any of you guys nope yes and and how are they to deal with got rid of the last guy so it's all it's much more pleasant oh really got rid of them you're ho leader they live in your community uh-huh I don't even know who are they are they have another board and we had some of the main Bad Eggs replaced because they ████ with us too much oh with your guys' street yeah I told you guys about this how do you get nominated to be a board leader um you it's a process but these guys weren't on the board they were on this like Committee of like enforcers who like go around and do little clipboard ████ and we had them all replaced just about replaced as in they no longer have the role but they still live in the community they live in the community they don't have the role that's tight was it like seeing them on the street a good you go hi the best are they all sad now I mean they were always sad do they not decorate their house they do one of them does yeah pisses me off what's the
7:41 typical type of person that does that do they just have like how do they have the time they're Hall monitors dude are they like Housewives or something yeah they're like that ████ oh bored ass Housewives all that kind of ████ although one of them's a dude and he's like a little ████ is he like a Ken you know there's Ken's and Karens he's like a Ken yeah Kevin he's a Kevin is that you said he's like a can like a can a can I was like sure let's hit him the female I mean I thought that was the male Ken can would be cool cuz if I was an HOA like leader or whatever I don't think would give a ████ about anything dude as long as your grass is green then I'm good dude but then he'd be like and someone gu some guy's like what color is green e anyway and then Ken's like true yeah I never thought about it like that you're right and then the whole neighborhood's just ████ up my modalities have shifted my modali you
8:34 know what I don't like confrontation too much because if I was a HOA leader and someone broke the rules I would just vandalize their house oh ████ I think that's breaking rul but then you're breaking your own rules I would be probably bringing down the property value in my own Street doing that but I would rather do that then talk to them that's fair that's a good point would you would you make it so that people can't like smoke weed in their backyards cuz the whole neighborhood could smell it no I'd be like everyone should smoke it cuz I want second hand you have to smoke weed you got to be way more chill that's the rule it's the HOA rule you know what's a cool movie treatment ████ Steve Green as an HOA leader in a black neighborhood oh yeah dude sick I can't do anything my hands are tied it's it's a crazy ass seasonal movie Man Capers
9:24 you'll get into the Capers n Dude That's like ████ tiptoes through the tulips dude oh ████ that's a good name of the movie tulip and it's like notoriously the rowdiest neighborhood and Steve moves in He's The Ho he's voted the HOA leader and he has to regulate I'm living Let Live bro cuz I always joke about the first thing I would do if I joined the board is I would dissolve the board cuz like a power move yeah I don't like government I don't like mods how would you keep your streets c yeah you're yeah I remember now then it becomes all dirty and gross and then then what would you do need car you just you what you do is you actually tell talk to people talk to their face get them to self-govern correctly and that's what I think is what people should do anyway if I have a problem with anybody in this room I will just say hi what's up with this I think it's much easier to get them evicted
10:15 yeah I think it's easier to sneak through the darkness and then complain to someone on the phone and then they write a letter and then they send it to you and it's like ████ made ████ four steps to tell somebody what you need to tell them yourself if if it's that bad you got to them yeah it's ████ but then I would just say why do I have to listen to you you're just a white guy yeah yeah yeah that's how do you comat all right good point my method is still the best there's nothing a lighter you got a point I'll tell you what did you say I seen 22 of you in the JK DMS just this morning so there's Steve's method of using reason and empathy and logic and there's mine which is gasoline and lighter and I think the vandalism you're talking about wait why is mine empathy don't don't say I'm a ████ boy yeah I
11:06 don't think empathy is ████ boy actually I think it's ████ boy ████ I think it's being able to understand but these ████ boy ████ you're smarter godamn it you're able to conflict resolve better but I think my method is much easier cuz you burn their house they don't even have anything to live in that's true but how do you how how do you but my property value goes down how do you not get caught and then your neighborh looks like ████ burn house it might be a cool aesthetic you know what I mean like you know I'm I don't know I'm going for like the more Ukraine look and like I don't know like War torn what if okay let's just let's just participate in this jalian scenario what if they to retaliate they start building their houses out of metal ooh it's over what happens then metal yeah turn up the heat so it
11:56 melts it can't melt it can't melt this ain't no 911 steel beam Anthony told me it can I have to watch anti Anthony metal I'm going to pour sea water all over it so it rusts and then crack it with a hammer stainless steel ████ now what stainless steel it's over for you it's done right what else you got what else you got your even your own men are are starting to think about turning on you cuz like this isn't working anymore yeah there's a mutiny on your hands stainless steel houses damn that's a heavy house your own son your son who you're grooming to to replace you he's like maybe I should take over quicker you put fire on the outside You Can't Fight Fire with Fire so you use water and you flood the house oh can't stop this man you guys got to watch Avatar the Last air bender it
12:46 taught me the four elements of vandalism you have water fire air and Earth that's all you need all vandalism yeah you have the four elements of vandalism what's the air when you just go in their house the Earth is you get manure like the French protesters and then you ████ cover their house and ████ Earth is manure that's good that's Earth not rocks and then what's wind or air loud noise air air L noise ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ my echo's like crazy in the house and I'm like shut up and then fire and water just literally fire fire and water just fly where are the other two so tracked what's ████ ████ you in I tap out I tap out yeah this guy he's evil mastermind he can't be stopped you're right dude and imagine being the chosen one that wields all
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