0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we are currently off the record dude that's ryan's ████ you can't steal it yo that sounds heavy welcome to rug boys you got to come up with your own rug boys um today we're talking about our guilty pleasures oh we're guilty boys today yeah we are we're a bunch of guilty boys bart what's your guilty pleasure come on falling asleep at 10 o'clock fall asleep at 10 45. life on the wild side is that is that guilty no that's just a pleasure dude like we're talking like do you watch sailor moon or some ████ no i've been i've been uh i recently started really liking this kind of guilty pleasure but like in sync and backstreet boys again again again out of all the things i didn't think is it a guilty pleasure if it was again i
0:50 don't know i don't know why i said it again i just came out but because in when we were in our childhood you're banned from that kind of that means you secretly liked it maybe i did you like pop music in the 2000s then now i i i train to it actually timmy gets you hyped up huh yeah i don't know what it is maybe it's nostalgic or something dude timmy d got me back into it because remember when he was on jk all the time before he abandoned us yeah um and he says he'll never be on that show again remember that because we gave him cove at two times that's right uh no but he he would play shape of my heart all the time during breaks and i was like god damn that song ████ slaps big time it does slap yeah dude i started i started listening to him training and it's a different way it's better now than it was back in the 90s what's your favorite song both backstreet and nsync uh man i don't know the the i like the
1:41 uh what's backstreet back is that which one that's cheesebag i like that one and then i like uh is that everybody yeah yeah i like that one and then what's not so much 98 degrees or any of the other ones in the air well in sync what's your favorite singing song um you know what's a banger that's like under the radar which is i thought she knew i thought she knew i thought which one's that one banger it's like one of their acapella ones that's so like the arrangement is so elite it's a ████ music nerd song my favorite instinct song of all time is the merry christmas happy holidays it's the dude insect has a banger christmas
2:32 album do you think yeah it's extremely almost ████ leaves oh yeah that one yeah that's the best acapella oh holy night is that one the first noel oh the first novel yeah so ████ good man i remember the merry christmas one i don't remember the no that's what my that's my favorite christmas song of all time no way really what's your favorite and then the second one is the mariah carey one for christmas that's a classic i think that makes her like a billionaire or whatever yeah who's your favorite instinct member or backstreet boy you gotta pick oh so like i started liking backstreet boys as a band so i'm not familiar with them in sync my favorite one is uh how many are there again i forgot five it's fine yeah justin timberlake there's jc right jose and there's three random white guys it's like joey is that his name where are they from though new jersey
3:22 that doesn't ████ matter i thought you would have like a new answer like how many are there though hold on a second just pick your favorite ones again was he the gay one yes he's gay he is what you don't know that popular i thought they were all gay no he came out as gay oh but in the 90s we yeah we all thought they were gay that i didn't know i really thought they were just gay and then they were pretending to be straight for the fans justin timberlake was ████ on britney spears yeah timbaland was the backstreet i thought he had his own career he did he does after the backstreet boys yeah nsync after backstreet jt is from nsync and he's huge he went solo he's now with jessica i'm sorry i always thought he was a mickey mouse boy that started working with timberland and
4:12 that's when i fell in love with uh justin timberlake justin married timbaland that's how he became justin he actually has a ████ solo album where timbaland made the beats for he does yeah yeah and that's the only time i only knew mickey mouse that's mickey mouse justin and then ████ timbaland that's the bring sexy back bring sexy yeah current timberland is probably my favorite version of justin timberlake i like justin and the timberlakes yeah yeah all right someone else's guilty pleasure dude just one more uh uh all female pop group what was your guilty pleasure for that has to be black pink i think whoa who's that actually it's like yeah k-pop there are k-pop games they make they make bangers really what song what's their popular song
5:02 doggy [Laughter] how are you hearing these songs by the way like how did you run into knowing about it's probably geo i do not know she doesn't like any of this stuff i go i do like ████ uh spotify roulette sometimes so i just go like oh i just play and i go oh what the hell is this oh chinese traditional so i just [Laughter] great i have i have guilty pleasures of the month or the week yeah like sometimes last week's hollow hollow ice cream why why does it have to be guilty what's hollow hollow ice cream he's putting money in the pockets of filipinos [Laughter] what is that hollow you never had a hollow hollow dessert so it's like it's like imagine shave ice
5:53 topped with ice cream with like those tapioca things fruits ube chocolate sometimes yeah red bean it's like imagine a um jabba mao yeah what would top with the ice cream it's like a tapioca vietnamese drink dessert grass jelly with green things in it so i like that um and vintage porn [Laughter] we have a different phase of like you know i can't just watch like pov like it's the same over and over and they just look like instagram girls like debbie does dallas era vintage like like yeah like themed 70s cinematic
6:46 golden era like maybe some disco in the background like hairy rugs you're a rug boy i would say 90s and nb4 90s and before is what i consider like a good set of vintage porn right but isn't the quality bad it is but then you know what it it takes me back to a time when i first discovered porn and i was jacking off and um i just discovered jacking off and then like it would be a mission to like go over friends houses and then i'll be like hey do you know where your dad's like porn stash is or like your friends will be like guess what i found you know and then you know we were all like latchkey kids and ████ they're like yeah my ████ parents out and then like go like play it and then you know how like it's never rewounded or like fast-forwarded to the end it's like at this perfect place and then after you're
7:36 done watching it you want to rewind it to that perfect spot so then dad doesn't find out and i just remember doing all those things that's so true and then like also it just hit way better at that age because ████ bus fast everything was just like oh my god and then like they still have the effect on me and you don't want to get caught you don't want to get caught that's what makes it hot yeah you don't want to get caught it's not accessible everywhere it's not super easy so like you got to work you got to make sure the ████ dad's out you got a window of time hope you don't see me jacking it and jacking it yeah i had a ████ i had a circle jerk uh session with my friends but then we didn't want to jack off seeing each other so then we all took different corners so we we played we played the porn and then let's say the couch was faced like uh l-shape right so then all of us would take different edges of the
8:27 couch chemicals and then but not sit on the couch sit on no no like we'll be sitting at the edge of the couch like this on the other side so you see like ████ heads like that and then just ████ bump in like this would you be down to do that now i don't know man i don't know man why would i what does it do for me let's say camaraderie three couches just like this yeah you put it right there right we hire two strippers they start making off these are jerks and then we just jerk off to each other and we just check in to make sure we all feel good check it out he said um all right who's going to start with me i'm like you're not touching me that's a good improv scene partner i
9:17 have to okay my hands are officially in my pants right now no they're not you liar so happy dude anthony is i think he's a wild dude i'm just trying to come up to ryan's level are you actually hey honestly are you actually holding your dick right now no is wild method fool it's like method acting but i can't go that far yeah because i don't want this otherwise it's a patreon video i'm thinking about the fans that's true like i would actually jack off next to steve that would have been awesome uh okay i love watching old batman the animated series cartoons oh yeah dude today's video is brought to you by audible listen to the new funny audio donkey series funny my way on audible
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10:57 great what are you talking about is it guilty pleasure where you're kind of ashamed but then like you do it anyway like you're scared to admit it on and off the record that's what you you should be scared to admit it i was kind of scared about vintage porn you say porn every ████ video but then like but then like they're grandmas though oh so the women are vintage no they're grandmas now yeah their ground was now so it doesn't count oh yeah i captured them when they were young that's like jerking off to carrie fisher and return the jedi but it's like she was like an old lady but everybody did that yeah everyone did that so what are your guys guilty pleasures then i'm not saying ████ guilty anymore i'm going to say regular stuff like you guys
11:47 my mine was guilty no that's endearing because bart wasn't ashamed i was talking about it earlier with nick right over here oh camera what was yours like smelling your cat's ████ that's kind of a guilty pleasure right like yo guys i like this thing like i pick up the cat from the tail and i go oh you a skunk and i throw it away like that's kind of guilty if you watch my little ponies and ████ animal cruelty is also a guilty pleasure if you're into that yeah that's true anthony loves ████ that stuff do you watch my little pony road rage when someone didn't even do anything that's pretty guilty if you if you have pleasure in it no i just genuinely don't feel like sharing i don't feel like anybody said guilty stuff okay we gotta we gotta earn we gotta earn his yeah because i feel like honestly i feel like what i say people are genuinely
12:37 going to judge me i said backstreet boys i listen back to the boys i don't think you're weird though you're not from our generation our generation that's your boys is great i'm kind of judging bar for why i know what i know i feel it we would have got our asses if this was the 90s we could you're saying our generation as if you were ████ like keanu reeve's age and he was born in the 16th century those demons those shaved head homies still live in here oh laughing at them they're still laughing at me they're still beating me up every day yeah okay guys uh yeah i i listen to 98 degrees wait are you serious no i'm just talking around nick you go and then earn his thing i'm trying to think of one that's like juicy that's the thing is like i'm trying to think of like what's juicy i don't know what yours is flaking on us it's not really a guilty pleasure if he
13:28 likes doing it i do like that i do like liking plans with people picking them up and then going sexual gratification from that i love getting out of plants i do like drinking what else man like come on bite your dentist hand when he's fixing your teeth that's ████ cool no look come back to me i'm trying to think of one that's like that's like juicy my s███'s broke i swear i'm boring as ████ dog so mine's mine's uh guilty pleasure because of how much ████ time it takes and how nerdy it is but there's an entire community online of people that do uh what's called rom hacks and it's people who extract the actual files from like super nintendo games like genesis games and they'll deconstruct them and you're able to edit little bits and pieces of games and just make a whole new games out of them which you did you remain final fantasy and stuff but then people all i did was
14:19 program it doesn't sound guilty at all but cool another cool thing but people like i just came out with it and uploaded that as a video but nobody knows how deep into that ████ community i have a whole other identity in that community because you have to like learn how to do these things from other people so in order to do that you have to like be in this mishmash of like random people in a forum that are all just talking about oh you got to use this program then run this script and do that and literally i spent probably three and a half straight months just doing this and with like no communication anybody do you feel guilt from that yeah because it's ████ i'm not making money doing it i'm just a ████ loser in like a shed and it's a nerd it's a nerdy thing to reveal and it's just to make a game that no one's gonna play just thought i think i think we have different definitions of guilt is all right yeah just say your mind was i revealed a very vulnerable i revealed okay that is not vulnerable that i was pretty much an f word i know i'm an f word and i liked it okay
15:11 i'm gonna be honest with our fans because i love our fans but i already know i'm gonna get judged for this ████ no you're not you already know i was telling you early on the break that for some ████ reason it's funny to me when i see like little people on social media oh dude that's nothing bro hold on hold on sorry i said backstreet boys hold on i like watching midges get their dick sucked let him complete it he just dunked on you dude he just dumped on me yeah i'm a loser i'm a loser thank you uh go ahead no no we should i'm just trying to help you so you don't feel bad about doing a lot of people comedy it's funny like snoop dogg always posting stuff right so then i started clicking on the stuff you post you ever see the one where there's like a little dude it's a little while he's running down the uh uh up here and he jumps and then something that's what somebody catches him with a ████ pot like it's a chicken like it's a little chicken breast and i crack up but when i show when i feel like nina she's like not
16:01 happy with me she's not happy she doesn't have a sense it's just not the same type of humor and i realize that i feel guilty at laughing at this stuff it's because you're here in a safe place you're not just talking about listening that is that is funny though yeah that is funny why is that guilty i told you guys my game because people are getting that yeah but it's a ████ viral comedy video millions of people think it's funny yeah it's not like you're like laughing at people that die if it had like three views why is that guilty it's because somebody here said i don't know i like hollow hollow maybe the ████ uh bar is really high out here you know well it's because i've already said all the other stuff so i'm just going to be like i'm a little naughty no it's guilty because historically the japanese once we're at war with philippines how about this i got right i developed games
16:51 for myself do you have more that you want to share but you don't feel comfortable yet no no not really are you sure because i i'll tell you i'll tell you one but you got if if that's what you yeah do you think that's my my definitely my most recent actual guilty pleasure because i know that people would get mad at that people are like that's not funny well because you're with the ████ b████-ass whoa crowd nina oh no not nina no she's wonderful how many people have you shown that to and they they like judge you for it i don't i don't i don't know yeah i don't show it to people anymore unless i know that you're they're gonna laugh well you guys know about my game show sketch which i have sold very few people yeah but but nikki hates it and every girl i've ever pissed that sketch too hates it oh yeah yeah then their husbands ████ die laughing bobby lee was dying laughing on pictures
17:42 to him cuz you're gonna do it for a show i was gonna do it for his sketch show i wrote it for his sketchbook it's ████ brilliant thank you but i can't talk about it why we're talking about it you don't you don't remember it i remember it clearly so your guilty pleasure is just that it exists yeah yeah the scales of guilty are so off to be here well no because that's gonna be the lameness because you know the way i think of a guilty pleasure is something that's also kind of criminal well you know what i mean yeah you know i'm a boy i'm a guy and i play with toys as a man yeah it's like that it's like i like to i like to go to a comic con and wear a batman outfit you're right it's just my definition well like i'm really into beyonce's new album i'm not really guilty about this but i love watching natural disasters and seeing people kind of like i think that's hilarious
18:32 yeah i can understand that what videos make me laugh for some reason like it's pleasing to see disaster when somebody else was like dude i was there and that ████ my life up but you're like damn that was really entertaining for like 10 seconds like that but guilty pleasure is also something you're not supposed to like so you are supposed to like that like your personality likes that stuff you know what that is you know what's really fun to watch too are stolen valor videos oh yeah i don't know if that's guilty pleasure i have nothing to do with the military but i ████ love watching stolen valor what are those like what are those videos they're being called down for being fake uh military men or like fake servicemen or fake veterans that's dope let me tell you something iraq i'll tell you i'll tell you what pain is yeah let me tell you what ████ conflict is and then it's it's the moment where the person filming like gets the real guy to come over and be like oh yeah where did
19:23 you what platoon were you serving and he can't ████ answer 154th yeah he just gets taken down it's like the fake jujitsu black belt yeah those are great stolen valor compilations bro i love those ████ great i think those guys deserve to get beat up oh i like flat earth videos those guys kill me flat earthers are saying the flat earthers kill me can you send me some of those videos yeah for sure i want to see these but some of some of their arguments sometimes are like look i know the earth is round yeah but the conviction of which they talk about flat earth you're like i kind of get it i like your enthusiasm yeah yeah like i i would believe that if i didn't the one argument that they make that i was i was kind of like because i'm too i'm far too stupid to understand but they're like how come whenever you're in an airplane the pilot doesn't have to keep on pointing the nose down if the earth is in fact round and i'm like holy ████
20:15 holy sweet ████ mother of christ kyle what's in on it too that's an incredible point and then the other one is you cannot get a flight they say you can't they say you cannot get a flight from like um you know um south south america like to russia like you can't just like go over the pole or whatever but that's because of their tank maybe no that's because if they have to make an emergency landing there's nowhere to go yeah that's what they say but then but then it's like that's what they say you should say they you tell us that's a big enough point i i think that this room this room uh needs more secrets and it needs more shame because we ████ talk about everything and it's already exposed out there that's true and there's not enough guilty pleasures because we're not guilty about our pleasuring this one's
21:06 all me guys i thought that guilty questions would be hey nick hasn't went yet we don't know his might be oh yeah tell us the truth nah honestly okay look like you like to watch ████ goats getting older i know this is ████ super lame but like any time i feel like i want to sit down and play video games i feel really guilty about it and i feel like i feel like it's a wasting time so i'll sit down i'll try to play for a little bit but then like it gets to a point where i'm like dude are you nagging in your own head yeah bro i'm like dude i feel like i'm wasting time so i put it down i battle with that a lot but that's probably one thing that if i do like if if my wife is out of the house like one thing i like to do is i like to walk around the house naked because that's like kind of my thing and i like to play video games a little bit when she's gone here that was even better no and then also okay my newest thing this is super
21:56 ████ lame but i'll i'll treat it it's like a treat for me i'll go to trader joe's this is like what i do okay i'll buy a watermelon and i'll be like oh i can't wait in the beginning of the day in the morning i'll buy a giant watermelon i'll make sure it's ████ because this watermelon season i love watermelon right now i'll ████ put it in the fridge and i'll make sure it gets super ████ cold right i'm literally falling asleep shut up dude this is good content okay ████ this is good content all right the people want to know about my ████ i like watermelon keep going after i finish work i get home around like 9 30 like 10 right i come home and i know that ████ watermelon is cold bro nice i'll cut that ████ in half and it's a big ████ water yes i'll finish that half of watermelon in one sitting and i'll be sick i'll be ████ sick to my stomach and i know and i still have like a quarter of
22:46 the watermelon left and i'm like oh i'm gonna finish all of it so i'll put i i have a bunch of tahini you better bro i ████ kill that hole and i'm sick to my stomach i feel like i'm going to throw up and then i go to sleep that's my guilty pleasure was it worth it and then i cut it into a dick shape and i sit on it okay here we go here the next morning my poop is red dude it it makes it feel like you bled you bled ████ huh dude i that i live for that bro you see the ████ spark in my eye so that watermelon store is good content do you think it should be a jk reel should it be on the jk instagram and if so guys it's gonna go buy surreal comment whether or not you agree that this was good content thank you if it doesn't get 50 000 views well they're
23:36 gonna say it is because that's funny now no it's not [Music] you
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