0:00 foreign [Music] was sent to a hospital with an unusual problem there was a USB cable stuck inside of his penises trying to charge his iPhone this happens a lot yeah this is like a thing is it this is a thing was it a link I think we did do this no this is a there's another one did we do this a long time ago yeah this happened before I think this happens a lot more than we think I think it happens every week but was it a lightning cable or like a USB that's how you know if we did it before yeah if it's the new USBC it's USBC yeah it's probably new wow it's a new one yeah because back in the day it used to be like a like a like a like a blow dryer in the socket but even as a 13 year old I never want to put anything in
0:50 my pizza I always wanted my I always wanted to put my penis into things yeah like even if I was laying on the beach I want to go oh does it feel good to put into sand I never wanted to put anything in my hole in between couch pillows see that just wanted something to be inside me um like something snug to fill you up okay so if you guys ever had any kidney stones yes when you pass a kidney stone through pee how much does it hurt how much do you calm like how many ounces do you come it hurts well the whole experience is so bad right by the time you actually pass it you're kind of just like like broken mentally anyway yeah but yeah it hurts like it hurts right so what I don't understand is the people that want to put something inside as if it's going to be pleasurable I don't know because it's the other direction yeah like that you ever have
1:41 kitty Stones no but I've heard it's a friend of mine described it it's like as if someone flicked the tip of your penis that's how much it hurts worse than that I think I can handle it it looks worse it looks my penis it's I had a well I I had many doctors that I talked to about this ████ but like a nurse told me she said that she's given birth without pain meds and it's the worst pain she's ever felt in her life Jesus having kidney stones it's like wow wow well she's had kidney stones too yeah the nurse did she was like relating to me because I was still going through it because I hadn't had I hadn't passed my name it was too big it was like a centimeter it's ████ crazy with a laser laser a big laser though goddamn right big laser fatty laser yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a real girthy laser yeah you know what I mean um so like so that kind of pain imagine now someone's sticking a USBC
2:33 cable no so guess what he was trying to do though charge his iPhone no charges peanut why would he charge well because people know that if you had salt and water it conducts electricity so PP has salt and water so it's like they can like charge his iPhone and the body's got a lot of electricity that's right in the Matrix do you use us as a battery he's trying to become one of those Egyptian batteries from like that is exactly what he's trying to do really I become an Egyptian battery I'm ████ kidding guys no the answer is that's stupid dude he's trying to transfer the table up he's trying to transfer all his uh pornos to his ball sack hard drive oh it's a USB heart it's a it's a USB hard drive that's okay that's actually what he was trying to do really no well he was using VR and he was trying to get he was trying to get
3:23 the point closer to his body no you ████ idiot I didn't vote for that one that was his part put a flash drive in his ass and was trying to connect him this room is just too creative okay is it because okay you know like the sensation of ejaculating comes from Once you ejaculate that's where the sensation it shoots out yeah was he trying to like stick that cable in so that he could like make a longer ejaculation oh he's trying to ejacul hack oh yeah yeah okay I don't think we were it's been a while since we were 13. but it's a very Primal reason he was trying to measure his dick with a USB cable oh oh but inside so you wanted to see it from the inside well I guess so this kid's not very smart I thought I guess he thought it would be really accurate I don't know I guess he doesn't have any rulers around his house anyway so that means that when they were taking
4:13 like height measurements at his school did they [Laughter] make sure the measuring tape is hitting your big toe let us know when it hit he probably went to a ████ circus school that's why they tie a weight to it it just goes through his foot yo that ████ hurts why did he do that like like you most are 50 15 year old boys or whatever 13 year old boys I think he's lying you think he was curious and he was jacking off with it some weird ████ yeah yeah he shouldn't have ████ up porno and I think he was he's making it up later I was trying to measure myself he just wired all ████ he's all ████ up in his head what uh is this kid from the UK or something sounds like some UK ████ I can attest to this yeah is he one of your people or one of our people uh
5:03 he's one of your people he's a Japanese kid so ████ you dude as a Japanese I would have to say we are like the offshoot Asians that are the horniest and do weird ████ and more like likely to be a little bit on the school shooter side so then the rest of the other Asians probably don't have a libido if you look at Japanese people um so so yeah why do you think Japanese people are the most horniest because they like to have vending machines of underwear that they can buy and sniff it like yeah so that they're ink is a little bit dominate they dominate the Asian porn scene I think baseball Japanese out of everybody unfortunately this article doesn't say his race so we can't use it to divide and conquer each other what a ████ article how are we
5:55 supposed to make any progress do you want a serious answer yeah it's because there's no sexual shame like it's just natural there's no there's no dick Festival yeah there's not there's it's just a it's like breathing like you gotta ████ come well then why why do they blur the hoo-ha yeah yeah why do they blow their that's illegal showing it's an old law but showing penetration is illegal you don't think they're ever gonna change that in the in the near future but also so if you're born in Japan you have an 8-bit private part like it's just yeah bad Graphics I was born in the states so I'm lucky it's not like do you think blurred we should form a military base what's the government what's the government name for uh in Japan like do they have a what do you mean what's a government body what do they call it over there I don't know the Japanese Parliament they have a congress yeah when they overrule that
6:45 dumb ass ████ law about pixelating the dick and balls I wish they will do you think do you think Japan is just going to be ████ hyped and just it's all going to be good finally yeah do you think they're gonna be celebrating the streets I think that the the repression just makes people hornier I actually do oh yeah probably but they they have them unpixelated yeah but I I think it's for like smut bro my guess is that's what they pay for the uncensored oh that's like the only fans it's a paywall yeah it's a paywall okay it's not like accept it it's still like perverted and ████ weird it's just not like the same do you guys like looking at puss like where like do you like looking at ████ puss and like like you wanted to bat wings that ████ apart and like you wanna put on your face look up in there you wear like a scarf Joe I think it depends it doesn't work wait was the
7:36 next thing was the next question you just want to look in there and like stick a USB cable no not with the USB camera yeah USBC though yeah I'm all in yeah small um yeah am I a connoisseur I like I like the look of one yeah you like staring at it I'm like yeah look in the eye it depends though like if it's like doctor's office kind not really nah oh yeah yeah but don't try it well I didn't know we're talking about doctors off I thought we were talking purely it's up to you it's like art what do you mean dog what do you mean dog stuff is kind of like as in you're the doctor and you're looking at it or you're like it's on legs are on stirrups well it's all uncomfortable or you're about to put an IUD in and that's kind of cool too it's kind of like a fantasy I just like to stare like yeah edge of the bed like this with your feet dangling in there just pick it up that's nice hi yeah hi I'm like I'm I'm always looking at one like this do you see it
8:27 saying hi back to you like hey and I'm like oh hello and then some of them are like hello Joe what do you think a vagina really sounds like vocally yeah yeah I don't know why we're getting masculine voices to the vagina I think it's a masculine British man yeah hello Joe how's your day today will you be entering me open the gates you look like a little child with your feet up that makes me want to punch it no no you want to punch it I don't want it I don't want that Daniel Craig ████ talk that was Daniel Craig to you I don't know
9:17 I don't know that's that's a good question what would it sound like I would I would think it's like kind of nice hi like do you think it's like a a younger girlier version voice of your of your girl when I say younger I mean like two years younger it's not the same voice there's a big difference nice try Waltz you're not beating me man that's not it that's not it what if ████ only talks like uh Pitch Perfect style it's only in acapella songs I'm out as long as they're not matchups yeah wait wait what if it's rapping to you but not like cool rap but you know like those rap those girl singers do like
10:07 because rap became real rap was like really big and you mean where it's all BH Beach let's go to the beach it's just like some simple rep yeah like pop rap like what if it was like like the ████ wrapped to you in like that pop rap no I don't like that b to the a to the r to the T like Kesha rapping oh no no no no I'd rather have a British man's voice yeah legit yeah yeah I'd have that way more than a distinguished gentleman Yeah Siri change your voice you look mighty chipper today it's more comforting to me that's a good Daniel Craig you like that Bond James Bond the boys coming out of a dude's ass must be the most awesome rap you've ever heard sounds like a Rick Ross Maybe I'm in I'm in or dare I say Nick Cannon [Music]
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