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ARRESTED: The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

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0:00 They kept using code names. They call they call things shrimps. Beef Wellington's at the door. >> [laughter] >> Okay, this just in. For the first time in 400 years, a British royal has been arrested. >> My dog. Prince Andrew. Nick's homie, Prince Andrew, has been arrested. And I think this might be one of the first or maybe the highest profile arrest stemming from the Epstein investigation, right? He's definitely one of them. What did Andrew >> Like one of the main characters getting arrested, I feel like feels like a big win for the public. They should have arrested him at the ████ interview. But the interesting thing is it's not at least the way I'm reading it, it's not actually in connection with like any of

0:51 the Virginia Giuffre stuff. What? That's the main one that was calling him out. >> It's because I guess in it says like there were confidential trade reports in 2010 when the prince was part of the trade envoy. He may have leaked those documents to Epstein. No. He was leaking about like their like their economy, like what was happening. And it was all in the emails. So, it's like that's how they're going to get you. >> So, this is kind of like you know when you finally get the mob boss? Getting him on tax evasion. ████ Not for that one. On the murder, on the selling drugs, all that ████ Yeah. So, he was like It's a good bargain cuz I just have to tell you information and I get all the ████ I won't. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. That was what was in his mind, for sure. I have so much crazy Epstein stuff on my feed now. Sometimes I don't even know if it's real or not. >> of it is fake. Some of it can be. But one of them was saying that all his like

1:42 military and political all his accolades and awards and privileges all got all yeah all got removed, too. But then I also don't know if it's fake or not. I bet I'd bet he didn't have any, dude. What did what did Prince Andrew do? Was he storming the battlefield? No ████ way. >> is the most dispensable royal. Is he? How come? He's He He can't even He's not like He's not next on the throne. Oh, okay. He can't be king. So, like he's kind of like He's like a royal, but like he's like, "Yeah, but you're just kind of dead weight." Like no one likes him. They been They been trying to get rid of this dude. Cuz the Epstein ████ has been hanging over their head for how many years, man? Like He's He's been the poster boy of Epstein. They were talk still in communication after Jeffrey Epstein had pled guilty to the charges. Like 2 years after that I think they were still talking. But for those of you who don't know about the um Virginia Giuffre stuff,

2:33 basically um in 2001 Virginia Giuffre claimed that she was trafficked to uh to Britain to have sex with Prince Andrew uh when she was 17. >> her in the picture? >> Yeah. And he's like, "I don't I don't even know." >> Yeah, and yeah, and he said he didn't know her. Like he he denied all this stuff. I do not recall. Yeah. But then she had last year died from apparent suicide. And she was saying, "I'm not suicidal. I love my family." >> [laughter] >> I also heard there's like a keyword at the palace or something. A keyword? To like sneak chicks in like like they go like, "Oh, like Mrs. Wellington's at the door" or something. They kept using code names, dude. >> code names so that >> They call things shrimps. "Beef Wellington's at the door." >> [laughter] >> There's a code name so they can bypass the regular security. So, as soon as like he Like if you show up there and you're a chick or whatever and you say ████ beef Wellington is That's for

3:24 big British chicks. Yeah, then they they come in and then they go straight to him. BBC, yeah. >> [laughter] >> If it's a taco, it's like a Latina girl. Hey, are you getting catering? >> I'm not surprised if that's how they did it, bro. Yeah, we're getting sushi cuz the whole ████ Pizzagate. All of those codes They're like, "Hey, do you want to Do you want to get some cheese pizza?" In specific emails to like very powerful people they're like, "Hey, the pizza and the grape soda was delicious. Let's do that again. Let's do more grape soda and pizza. And then they would call people like shrimps, like like they would refer to them like, "Oh, you want You want to just cut their head off and just smoke like keep the body." Like things like that where you're like, "Why are you guys talking like that?" >> And I find it really hard to believe that politicians and all these rich people have a ████ appetite of a of a kid basically. Like a ████ hot

4:14 dog and a pizza? Like and grape soda? Come on, dude. >> On a hot summer day after playing some basketball outside. All right. It feels kind of funny to think that they're actually just saying those words normally. I'm not buying it, dude. >> mean pizza. I ████ love pizza. >> buying it. >> I'm a big Papa John's guy. I really just mean pizza. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, they would say the brand if they were really eating pizza, wouldn't they? >> Did you see that that one Elon email where he's so autistic that he was trying to like >> He couldn't even get invited to the island. No, it was when It was when he was like saying that um He's like, "I I don't I don't have time for this s███." And then he was like, "You ████ idiot." [laughter] Cuz yeah, Epstein was kind of speaking code speak like, "Oh, we're going to have a real fun time with some cool people." >> Yeah, he goes, "Unless there's chicks, I ain't going." or some stupid ████ >> I am a very smart I have a lot of things

5:04 on my plate right now. It was so ridiculous. And then he has to say after the right after he goes, "Oh, no no no. No, I mean like there's going to be some young people there. No one under 25." And he's like, "Oh, okay." >> [laughter] >> And then weeks later, "Oh, the party's canceled. You can't come anymore." Oh, here we go. So, this is the um I was looking for this thing. So, hot dog hot dog equals boy, pizza is girl, cheese is little girl, pasta is little boy, ice cream's male prostitute, walnut person of color, map semen and sauce orgy. And that's from the FBI, right? Yeah, there you go. Could I get some uh hot dog and pizza with a little cheese and lots of sauce? >> A lot >> of map. I need a ton of map. Ew, dude. What the ████ is wrong with these people?

5:54 >> if this is like how long did they know this already without having to like refer to the list when they're talking? Can I get a uh cheese? They have a color [laughter] code. But when Pizzagate came out, it was so disturbing because I was like this doesn't sound like normal going to a pizza. And then you go to their Instagram and you go to John Podesta you go you go to all of their ████ right? They have the weirdest art. They had some art in their homes that looked like kind of like abuse art. Like literal like there's a famous weird painting. >> I've seen that I've seen that painter, yeah. It's horrible. >> It's like a like they have kids like tied up in like weird ████ and then they have it in their homes in their hallways. And then so everyone was like, "Oh, this is crazy. No, there's nothing wrong." And I'm like, "But you didn't even read you didn't even look at it. If you just looked at everything, you would be so disturbed and you'd be like, "I

6:44 don't think this is just like normal. Hey, let's go to the ████ pizza let's go to a pizza party." >> Do you guys remember when that stuff first came out? There's a people were like looking in on or honing in on a Tom Hanks and he had like a random post with like a glove on the floor and that's supposed to be like a secret code for something. But then that post also doesn't match any of his other posts. Do you remember that stuff? I do remember that. >> it now, man. >> Yeah, I know. Me, too. >> really cracks open everything. All the possibilities. Like I remember when Alex Jones was talking about this cuz we would always think about elites being like, "Oh, yeah, they are crazy. They do wild s███." But then when you hear about them like eating babies, having pizza parties, these things you're like, "All right, dude. This is a little too crazy." Crazy. Do you remember this? I thought this is how I really thought things were weird is because they went out of their way to do this segment on Kol B'nai. And I'm like, "Why are they doing this?" So so where

7:35 did this conspiracy theory start? >> This is way back. Some alt-right folks were combing through Clinton campaign emails hacked by Russia and published by WikiLeaks and noticed there seems to be more references to pizza and pizzerias than they had expected. Which can only mean one thing. Secret sex ring. And they're just laughing and ████ formed gullible [laughter] people fell for the Clinton Podesta sex ring theory. People like Trump's pick for national security advisor Michael Flynn who tweeted out a link writing new Hillary emails money laundering sex crimes with children etc. Must read introducing it you decide. Okay, then I decide a guy who spreads this shouldn't be in charge of national security. Like what the It's so crazy how that

8:25 clips because this used to be a like a hard right talking point, right? And then now you see like fast forward to Trump administration Cash Patel is like oh dude there's like nothing in here like I've looked through it like I don't know what people are talking about. >> And that was 10 years ago. And they they try to flip it like it was like like right wing but there were a lot of people on the left that was like this ain't right man. And now both sides are like dude we kind of ████ called it. Like when you think about stuff like for for Colbert like something gets produced to go on >> Colbert? Yeah. No Colbert is good. Colbert? Colby beef? Colbert? Yeah like that's it's not like it's just him going I think this will be funny to do. Like there there's a whole like production that >> A room full of writers. They're all just like okay we're going to run this. >> This is Paramount right? Why all they did there's no punchline to anything. All they did was just make fun of it

9:15 just made fun of the idea. Is it >> This is Larry Ellison's doing dude. Is this fake or real cuz in my feed once again it's crazy now that about Ellen DeGeneres being one of the nastiest ones at like Epstein like eating kids babies and all that. So I've seen that also on Instagram but from like the journalist that I I listen to sometimes they haven't brought up Ellen DeGeneres's name. Oh. that might just be a report, but I don't know. Like cuz I'm throwing a fit now. Sorry. Cuz anytime No, anytime there's like a famous person in there, people are all going to be talking about it, right? >> Yeah. Cuz people think mentions are the same thing as being guilty, but they're not. They're not though, yeah. >> Yeah. It's not. Like just cuz you're mentioned doesn't But there are tons of Ellen DeGeneres rumors have been going for years, dude. >> Yeah. Or like that Lutnick guy, dude. Did you see that guy? Lutnick, no. He's He's one of the um I think he's one of the He I think he's

10:05 one of the advisors on the Trump administration now. But he he has He's the famous guy that lived like right next door to Jeff Jeffrey Epstein, and he was on He was on like 60 Minutes or something, and they were asking him like, "What was your relationship with him?" And he goes, "We met him, and me and my wife knew immediately like this guy was he was bad. He was dirty. After the 7 years I lived next door to him, after that first time I met him, I never saw him again." And then emails. They've been homies. They're so close. >> Bringing his family to Epstein Island, you know. Stupid. [laughter] Yeah, but then again, it's like it's like, "Dude, you you ████ yourself over so hard." Like where you have to just like now you have to lie, and you look like such a crazy person. But then you then you look at RFK, and they go like, "What's your relationship?" He's like, "Ah, we ████ we hung out. We did this." And then he like kind of is a lot more open about it, and then everyone's like, "All

10:55 right, cool. It's fine." But he's not even really in the emails. Exactly, right? But he's like named a little bit here and there, but like so many people are named. Yeah. I think if you if you try to like severely distance yourself, Yeah. It's sketch. >> It's not going to look good, but if you're like, "Yeah, of course we knew him. Like he's ████ everywhere." How do you avoid him if you're a a person in power? We have to just look at the data cuz I think they have the the database on the DOJ. We just have to search ourselves for Ellen DeGeneres. We'll see what we find. >> How do you guys feel about when they they mention everyone else as ████ or ████ and stuff like that? But that's stuff we talked though, right? >> Yeah, but that's crazy. >> That's the part that a lot of people are refusing to address. I think a lot of creators out there are saying everything they can about Epstein, but they're leaving out the entire cabal of Jewish elite. They're just They're not touching it. >> that think they are above the rest. And

11:45 the way they behave seems like it. But nobody hardly anybody, especially other YouTubers or other people like Tik Tokers, they don't have the guts to even bring that part up. >> manager's probably Jew. So they don't want to They don't want to ████ anybody over. >> But there's even references of them like hunting people. Yeah. That's what I was going to get to. >> but then people are calling him They're still calling it like whiteness. They're not like saying They're not They're refusing to address it as Jewish. But but apparently Epstein wanted like he was just obsessed with eugenics. Like in a lot of the stuff that you look at and he wanted to like spread, I guess, his seed everywhere. Like that's stuff he talks about. It just so It's just like the oddest ████ where you're like, oh bro, this guy is ████ in so many ways. You have to like like read through some of the stuff to >> And there's also actual interviews of victims aside from Virginia Roberts, right? So there's So there's one where she talks about people hunting like kids

12:37 and like it's kind of like Hunger Hunger Games. So they let the kids out, they run around, humans, whatever, and then they'll just they'll just be shooting them on on the island in different places. That's one of them. And then so there's a lot of things that are still not out yet, right? So we're barely scratching the surface of hey, they had this sex ring. Second stage is, oh wait, they were underage. And then the next stage is going to be, oh they were torturing, they were murdering, they were shooting, they were killing. But I think it's just so outlandish that people don't even want to entertain that idea cuz it's scary. Yeah. We got to talk about this though. It's It's completely believable, especially when you think about like So I wasn't sure about this being true, but I saw an article about during the Bosnian War that there were some oligarchs who could pay a lot of money in order to just take a sniper tower and just shoot whoever they want. Dude. And

13:27 I was like, there's no ████ way. could do that. I know some guy >> there were some people in emails I forgot who the guy was. I was like, there's no way that's true. And then I I hit up my friend who was who's a Marine vet and he was in the Bosnian conflict and he said he never saw it, but he heard that it was true. Dude, a bunch of tier one guys are saying that about in Afghanistan. And like about how some guys would be able to like get a chopper and then they would go I forgot who it was, but there was a reference in the emails. >> Wow. About he was telling Trevor Absing that he got to go to Afghanistan. He got a couple of choppers and he took them out for a spin. And they're kind of insinuating that they're just going to like just mow down people. Like >> That's ████ insane. >> he loaned me a chopper, two choppers. And it's like, what the ████ bro? What are you guys talking about? This is so crazy. Yeah. Dude, I I I I got a buddy who was

14:17 went to Southeast Asia cuz they have military grade equipment that you can shoot, right? So, you can pay some cuz there there's a lot of corrupt military dudes there and then you can use their arsenal. You could use their military grade ████ It's like a huge range and he's like, you could shoot a bunch of stuff. He goes, this is boring. So, they bring out a cow. And then you they all ████ blasted up the cow, right? And then they're like, you want to shoot some people? They asked him straight up. And then he's like, what the ████ He goes, oh, they're prisoners. It's okay. You're like, oh, let's do it then. Sick. Yeah, literally. So, he was like, nah, I don't want to I don't want to ████ Call prisoners from the top. Yeah, so like a lot of these places, you could just straight up bullet

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