0:00 Okay, this is going to be a very delicate topic. So, tread carefully because uh what I'm going to say >> you don't think I can >> actually I think you might be able to for the first 3 minutes. Okay, I'm going to propose this thought I had. I was I randomly thought of this the other day and I was like, oh yeah, that's weird. Why was it so acceptable in the '9s that we as kids were sexually attracted to adult women? >> They're hot. Isn't that normal? >> Is that not Is that not accepted now? >> No. Look, think of it this way. In for real >> in pop culture and movies of today, >> media and humor, do you see that still that a little kid is sexually attracted to an adult woman? They did desexualize everything in general. Like it's like the same thing as turning Rogue's ass into a really flat one in the new X-Men
0:51 97. It's like like we don't have Jessica Bunnies anymore, you know, Jessica Rabbits, you know, like they desexualize a lot of stuff. You don't have movies like Milk Money or you know like or reach Rich Richie Rich or just anything where like the kid his eye on the prize is an adult woman. >> What was that movie where uh the kid like wanted to drown or fake drowning so the lifeguard >> Stand by Me >> Penny >> or Sandlot? >> Was it Sandlot where the lifeguard could come and give him CPR? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then that was such a known thing like every kid that was like, "Oh yeah, like if I was 10 and there's a hot ass lifeguard that's 15 or 18 or whatever, this would be a dream come true." >> Oh, there's tons of movies and and TV from the '9s where like a kid is kissing an adult woman, like a kid, a real kiss. >> I thought it was just a natural boy
1:42 thing where as soon as you start liking girls, you like girls that are 20. >> Are we the last generation to have that though? like at least to have it reflected back to us cuz now they don't have it. Was the generation before that, the old old enough for kisses generation though? >> You know, where it's like it was also totally fine for old men to just be around like younger girls that are developed or whatever and being like, so are you saying in another there's another JK news of like 70-year-old guys like, "Hey, don't you remember we used to just be able to talk to little chicks without any interference?" [laughter] >> Weirdly kind of. >> It was acceptable. Like look like Elvis was dating a ████ teenager. >> Priscilla, right? Same with all the rock stars, too. All the rock all the rock guys. Yeah, exactly. Jerry Lee Lewis. Jerry Seinfeld.
2:32 >> Wasn't that his ████ niece or something? [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> that was Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. But there was like a weird thing where I feel like that was the first like issue like, oh dude, like that. Come on, dude. She's too young. So then the other way around was like like okay, we'll just do this then. And then it's like, okay, now that's problematic. So I just feel like that's just >> I think is the it is the total desexualization of things cuz you know the auga era >> that's gone. >> Yeah. The eyes the like the mask >> like where if a girl just walks by and everyone's like >> cuz that's SA now. >> Yeah. Cuz now it's like sexualization or Yeah. It's like holy ████ >> Straight up harassment now. that that cuz we also went through an era where like woman walks down the the block in New York like records herself and just gets like 32 cat calls and it's like harassment and it's like an
3:22 uncomfortable thing. So to animate that or to write that into a script is like why are we doing this? Like we're going to get called out on Twitter or blah blah blah. So let's just skip that scene. It's way easier to not deal with the big problems that are suddenly going to come because everything got way more sensitive, which is fair. It's just more like yeah like that everything is going to get more sensitive. Somebody's going to get mad at something and we're just going to lose everything until it completely swings back the other way because did you think it was a harmful thing for boys? Not the other way. Obviously the other way around's freaking horrid, but like for boys to be attracted to adult women in media, Pepsi commercials, what have you. Was that a harmful thing? I think it's like a double-edged sword because like to say it's not means that uh we'll see more boys with like adult women and then the second that happens it's like wait that's problematic because it can't
4:12 happen the other way around not just in entertainment but in real life. So we're already at this crossroads where hey there should be an age restriction. That's why it's called consensual adultism because you're a power authority where and and even though it's reflected more deeply on one gender side like the whole concept of a laws or our laws in equality are supposed to be shared so everybody experiences the same law. That's all. I got a hot take. My hot take is because we don't have all these sexualization of these beautiful hot ████ That's why there's so many ████ No, cuz imagine a whole generation of kids, right? Raised to know that's the bullseye, right? We're like, "That's the bullseye." Everyone's like, "That's the ████ bullseye, baby." But then you erase all the ████ bullse eyes. >> Yeah. >> Now all the dart throwers are like, "Who
5:02 do I throw the dart at?" And they're like, "The 10-year-old." >> So, >> okay. That's [laughter] just a gateway. Do you think have that defect about them because they weren't given the correct target? >> That's what I'm thinking. I don't blame the victim. I don't blame the victim, dude. That's not my style. That's not my style. [laughter] >> Nobody told them that's what you want. >> Just a guy who's bad at darts. [laughter] >> Early films were okay with making fun and exploring adolescence and the things that we experience growing up or whatever. Like you're a 9year-old, 11 year old, you're starting to ████ feel things about women, and then you see a hot college girl and you go, "Ah, woo! God, this is the first time a
5:53 woman's made me feel like this. Imagine if I can kiss her." Cuz I remember thinking that growing up. I was like, "I can't wait till I'm adult so I can like kiss girls." Like I really I mean and so to me this mo these movies related because I was like oh wait you could kiss them now now. Yeah. [laughter] >> That's like it's almost like wait I could drive now. You know it's it's I think there's just >> people are taking it way ████ out of context, right? Like like I don't want them to >> they're probably putting their trauma on this like oh this is the reason why men are ████ essaying and I'm LIKE WHAT THE ████ >> Well cuz the the climate hasn't changed. I think boys who are 13 are still auging at adult women still today. >> Yeah. But they're just jacking off online now. >> Yeah. It's just not in media, but they're still doing it. So, I think
6:44 that's a natural thing that human dudes do. >> Have you seen that one reel? It It went kind of viral. It was like a surfer chick. I don't know if you guys remember. It's like this white surfer chick. And she's like she's like, "I don't know how to like I think she goes I don't know if how to take this as a compliment or as a diss. I just finished surfing." and like a 13-year-old boy comes uh like skates by and he's like yo can you just pop one out for the boys. She's like [laughter] what? And I was like that's forever the 13-year-old. >> Felt like she was running a bit or something cuz I'm like you know that's what they do. I did that all the time when I was 13 and some girls popped their tit out. Straight up adult women. >> Yeah. But you're like that's that's the 13year-old you know like that's the kid. [laughter] >> That's true. And then we ████ we couldn't stop talking about it. >> Pop it out for the boys. >> Seeing a titty at 13 is like getting a
7:35 million dollars. >> No. Yeah, it was. Yeah. >> Yeah. And then it's adult women that are doing it. >> Yep. Happened. Happened on Roseme Boulevard, baby. [laughter] >> Was a car full of guys. We're all together and this the driver pulled her tit out and we That was all we talked about for the year. >> Made your guys' day, >> dude. Yeah. I couldn't believe I saw a live tit. [laughter] But was that predatory for her being an adult? >> It by law. By law it is. That's the sexual harassment current. >> Yeah, it is. Really? >> That's She'd be on Megan's law, dude. She'd be a dot on the map. >> It is. Right. >> By law. By law. >> It is. But I think there's that's what I mean is there's a there there's an unagnowledged difference between when the genders are flipped that I don't think like society has caught up to yet or willing to say. Is it because genuine question, men are more capable of doing
8:25 evil acts? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We're just better. >> But I also can't imagine a car full of girls pulling up to a guy and saying, "Show us your dick." >> Can't [laughter] even do evil girls. Show us pop it out for the girls. >> Let me see your scroll up. Show us your ████ dick. And then I don't know. But at that point, if the girls are asking for and a guy flashes them and they're like, "Woohoo." Can anyone get mad at that? >> Yeah, I think a lot of people would get mad at that. >> If if a woman showing teens teen boys her titty >> is a crime, >> then putting down a sick animal is murder. >> No, that's food. [laughter] >> Because that's viewed as a good thing, right? When you put down a sick animal, it's like you're ending their misery. It's not a crime. >> Oh, so do you think society
9:15 >> pulling out the titty is not a crime? pulling out the titty for like sick and dying children I think is legit. >> Yeah, that's a that's a make a wish. We can do it. >> That's a make a wish. >> Remember this? Did you guys if you went to any of these hot import nights import show off when you were a teenager like 15, 16, 17? >> Hell yeah. Got all the posters. >> Titties asses out all the time. >> Not out enough. >> And that's like we're that's not even an 18 and up event. >> Yeah. But women in bikinis made me happy. >> Yeah. Well, that's that's the thing is like I think we're very plain and understanding there's a stark difference, right? But I don't think society likes to say it's the exact same equal thing. Which is why when they have reports of, oh, a teacher slept with a student, depending on which gender is which, why isn't the comment section exactly the same? >> They're charging the women though now though, like the women teachers that go after like >> But they shouldn't. They shouldn't.
10:05 >> They are. They're not giving them trophies. That's what I mean. They're charging them equally as the same as if a guy did it to a like a young girl. But we we all know privately outside of media that it's not exactly the same thing. People are so performative now. >> Yeah. That kid is getting a lot of high fives. >> Hell yeah. >> That's what I mean. In the comments in the courtroom probably by the judge. He's like, "How did you trick this older woman into tricking you?" >> Yeah. And I'm not saying we should I'm not saying we should change anything, but we should at least acknowledge that it's not the same exact thing. >> It's not It's not even close. >> Did you ever fantasize having sex with your teacher >> all the time? >> What was his name? >> Mr. Belvadier. [laughter] >> He sounds like a proper man. >> It's a good name. >> I had a second grade teacher and she was
10:55 like, >> you know, she was like probably just in college. She was ████ young, blonde, really beautiful. And then um >> she she loved to hug and kiss all of us. >> What the heck? >> She was super affectionate. >> And the thing is >> '9s though, >> bro. She wore low like her shirts, her titties were so nice that her shirts you could just almost see like when you know when teachers bend over to help you and then you look over and you're like there's bro, what the hell? And I could see all the boys having trouble with their home with their assignment and asking her to come to the table so she could bend over. And they were just like, I just don't know how to do this. And I'm like, this is already like second, third grade, right? >> I We don't even know what sex is. We just know that something about boobs. I can't stop looking at it.
11:45 >> And your blood's boiling. >> You don't even know what you'd do if you had this in front of you. I don't even know. >> I don't even have a boner. All I know is like you you kiss and you have a baby, right? But something inside is just like that's ████ sick. >> Boobs are involved. >> And then um after, you know, class she would like hug us every morning and then at you know when we leave like we get a we get a hug goodbye and everybody was just waiting for that hug because her how soft her titties were when you hug. You're like my mama's titties not like this soft. I don't know what's why are her titties so nice. >> You guys disgusted on the playground. Did you feel how soft those titties were? >> Yeah, I think we all we all knew. You say all cute. You're like, she gives the best hugs. Yeah. You said all cute. >> Yeah. It's like, but I didn't I didn't know back then that I had that attraction. I just thought I really She's a really nice teacher and I really
12:36 liked her. >> Looking back, I'm like, "Oh, >> I wanted her." You know what I mean? Like when you're a little kid, you don't ████ know. [laughter] >> What you doing now? >> So, it's crazy. Like I was on a road trip with my parents and then one day I hear Joseph. Oh my god. [laughter] OH MY GOD. AND she wasn't in in her teacher clothes. Like it was I think we were going to Vegas or something. So and then she had this ████ rocker looking boyfriend that looked like that lead singer from Doors, >> you know, like that. >> That's why you went through a rocker phase. >> I wanted to be like him. Yeah. I know. She liked Red Hot Chili Peppers and she would like play their music in the class. So I was like, she's just not only cool, but she's young and everything, right? So we were just all in love with her. We were so in love with her. Yeah. And then so I saw her like, "Oh my god, it's the it's my teacher, mom." And then like she gave me
13:27 a big hug and I was like, "You don't even know the heaven this is." [laughter] Meanwhile, rock her boyfriend's like, "Why is that kid motorboating you?" >> I know. [laughter] >> Cuz she'll bend over and like, "Oh, the titties in my face." [laughter] But that's like a it's a funny thing because we were never I guess we were never shamed for it in our generation. I don't know what people do now to discourage that behavior, but we were never made to feel embarrassed by that >> for liking older women or titties >> for for that behavior. [laughter] >> This is okay. >> Cuz it is kind of sexual in a way, but the kid doesn't know. >> Kid doesn't know. >> Kid's horny, but they don't know that it's that's what's going on. >> Innocent, right? >> Yeah. It's innocent. But I guess like modern society now if they're trying to discourage it are is all they're doing just not show showing it in any media or
14:17 like consumable stuff cuz I haven't Yeah. I don't see that anymore. >> Cuz even monkeys don't know. You know those clips of like they'll be like a attractive chick in Thailand or something and then the monkeys like trying to pull the shirt cuz even the monkeys like titties [laughter] >> and they don't know anything. >> There's also videos of monkeys jerking with a frog's mouth. >> Yeah. and they know what they're doing. [laughter] >> Throwing the frog away. >> Let us know what you think. Is this a a really uncomfortable topic for you? >> No. >> Let us know in the comments below if you think there's a difference here. If times have changed, if times back then were better, worse, doesn't matter. We want to hear from you. X.
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