0:00 [Music] And welcome back to another exciting episode of the Careful Boys where we got Alex with us today. Um, Alex, >> you ready to go straight into it? >> Yeah, man. >> Hey, how do you groom your pubes? >> What? >> Pubes? >> Bro, my group my pubes don't grow that fast. So, like I'll shave once and it like lasts. >> But like what's your shave style? >> It lasts a minute. >> Like what? Like you just razor like big straight to the balls? Like >> no. Like you got to make sure it's warm. Like what's your what's your >> keep looking at his beard when we keep talking about his pubes? >> Is my beard like this? >> How do you how do you shave your pubes, man? >> Is this a Manscape sponsorship? >> Oh, do you use Manscape? You guys sponsor Manscape? >> I don't have Manscape. I used to. >> No way. >> I had I have like four of their thingama bubbers. >> Yeah, me too.
0:50 >> I use the thing. >> Mhm. >> Like please like feel free to walk us through in detail the procedure and the process. I've I've just come to learn that different people handle the grooming >> here. Stand up real fast and then he'll and just use this to demonstrate. Stand up real quick. >> I do pre-show. Do you guys do insher or pre-show? >> Pre-show. >> I do pre-show as well. >> Pre-show >> cuz I feel like if I shower and then if I do it then I'm going to get ████ crumbs everywhere and I have to shower again. >> Crumbs >> or ████ pew crumbs. >> And then I do it in my room. I don't do it in the bathroom >> because then it's like if you do it and you shower and it gets all like >> So you got to vacuum after >> sweep. I got like >> you're sweeping your pubes in your room. >> See, I wanted to get us on a in the shower. In the shower, if you do it in the bathroom, it's like >> Okay. No, no, no judgment. No judgment. Okay. No judgment. How do you cut your
1:40 >> the moisture in the air? Like >> we got to listen to this for the the hair gets stuck everywhere and ████ So you do it in like a dry room. >> Uhhuh. >> Just sweep it up real quick. >> But you're saying you're doing a pre-show. So, why would be the >> shower's running? I'm letting the water get hot. >> That's what I'm saying. Why don't you just not let the water get hot yet? >> My water takes a minute to get hot. >> This This might be weird, but it's definitely one of those. Uh, >> how do you do it? >> I would sit down on the toilet, right? >> Hey, dude. That's my style. >> Hell yeah. It see I sit down on the toilet. Depends depends how I feel. If I'm feeling sharp that day, I'm going to grab like one of the razors. I put a side only for my pubes. I put a a blade on it and then I'll I would Yeah. I would foam it up and then I lean out like this and put my dick down and I just >> You're trying to look like a baby. >> Oh, you don't ████ around. >> You're trying to go into a porno, right? >> I don't do skin. I >> ████ >> Yeah, but um
2:30 >> you go skin, dude. >> I go skin. But if not, >> how many times have you cut yourself? >> He's a barber, though. You know, he's got skills. >> Yeah. I just You just got to know where and how the angle for a fade. >> You like it to be that bald? >> Sometimes I do, but lately I haven't been. But >> you do after shave, too. Yeah, I do after shave and then I get in the shower. Then you know what the trick is? Conditioning the area. Your hair conditioner. Just >> there's nothing to condition. Yeah, conditioner is for your hair. >> Yeah, I I understand. But there's still hair follicles. You know what I'm saying? So you still got hair down there. >> Okay. >> Okay. So second of all, if not, then I have a what do you call a liner that I set aside for my pubes only. >> Okay. >> Grab that. Then I just trim it. I don't go skin. I just trim it. If it's bushy now, I just trim it. I shape it up. >> And it goes down. Cuz the liners are pretty sharp sometimes. >> Yeah. But never not really color. Maybe in the beginning, but look, I just shave
3:20 it. Bunch of them is in the toilet. Whatever's left, wipe it off with a dry uh toilet paper. And then grab the wet wipes. Make sure it's sanitized. Same thing. Flush it. Shower. Boom. That's it. >> Let me ask you a question because you're a professional barber. At what point do you know is pubes or leg hairs? >> Oh, yeah. Where's the border? >> There's this. Right. So, you're trying to shave all the pubes, but then you start getting over here and you're like, "Oh, ████ I'm cutting the leg hair." >> Where's Tijuana? And where's Chula Vista? >> Oh, first of all, I don't have leg hair. You don't have leg hairs right here? >> No. >> Yeah. My leg hair goes high. >> Like high. >> So, you're like riding the line. >> So, if I only do this and it's like >> So, I'm like I got to also do something else on the side. >> That's why you got to fade it. >> I do light over like I don't go like down with the razor. I kind of just
4:10 hover over kind of blend it in a little bit. >> Yeah. You got to blend it. >> Yeah. Yeah, because if you don't, you look like boots with a fur just up to your thigh. >> That was horrible. >> No, but seriously though, um >> I just ████ >> You know what I'm saying? >> Mhm. >> I kind of don't >> What do you do? So, you >> Wait, what's the thing you were going to say when you said no judgment? >> Oh, no. Cuz uh I just didn't want anyone to like judge and then they don't finish their story. So, I just wanted everyone to go across to go. >> I thought you were going to confess something. >> Oh, no. >> It's because I said you're sweeping your penis in your room. >> Yeah. >> Also, I also do it on the toilet. >> Hey, hell yeah. >> Thank you. Thank you. We'll we'll touch hands for that. >> I never thought of doing that, but you guys are listening. >> The easiest cleanup, >> but my tactic, this is going to be weird. No judgment. >> I do no toilet seat, too.
5:00 >> That's okay. >> Cuz of the hole's bigger. The hole's bigger. So, I put the toilet seat up. I sit on the the rim and so there's more space for it to fall down. >> That's crazy. That's cring. You know what I do? >> I I don't put the toilet seat up because that's weird. I sit on the toilet seat, but I I reverse cowgirl it. >> What the ████ >> No, you don't. >> No way. >> Why do you do that? >> That s███'s gay, man. >> What the ████ >> Let me get the visual, right? Hold on. >> Are you putting your arm? >> You're doing this, Dad? Why is that gay? >> That's not reverse cowgirl. That's substitute teacher. Reverse cowg girls. This >> Yeah, show them. >> Is that >> Oh, no. That's Chinese taking a ████ Wait, what's gay about that? >> This is This is in the back teacher. This is youth pastor. That's youth pastor. >> Wait, do you do that so that way you
5:50 have a place for your arms? >> Cuz look, watch. When you sit down like that, right? Normal. Look how much hole you got. But when you sit down opposite, look how much hole you got. >> It's a lot of hole. >> Yeah, but I think I would rather do Bart's way. >> Yeah. I mean I mean this is our way. >> Why don't you just sit further back? Hey, didn't we just talk about no judgment? Oh, yeah. My bad. My bad. >> Oh, I thought you said extra judgment. >> Extra judgement only comes in. Which way do you feel more ashamed? >> Well, at this point in the relationship, there's no shame anymore. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> But I tell you what, I only I only groom my pubes when she's not home. >> Oh, >> not even She can't even be upstairs or something. >> I only do it when she's not home. >> Wow. She got to be out of the house. Well, cuz it's like magic, you know, when she shows it's like fresh. >> Oh, >> yeah. That's way better. I don't want to see the process. >> But then, do you cut as close to your
6:41 skin as Subin does? >> I don't I don't razor it. >> ████ that. >> No, I have before, but the thing is my hair is thick. So, when it comes back now, I'm like I'm hurting. I'm uncomfortable. There's red spots. I'm rashing. Like, >> and you've never cut yourself either? >> I have. >> I've used a zero and cut myself. So, so I can only imagine what a razor would do. Like I said, conditioner after that ████ >> How do you How do you cut the ball hair without cutting the balls? >> You might get a Walter Math stuck in the thing. >> So, just in general, when you have balls, your balls can stretch pretty long in general. Okay. So, what you want to do is just grab the nuts, put it around your fingers. >> Shut the hell up. You don't do that. >> I swear to God. >> Like you're making taffy like in one of those machines. Grab your nut. No, guys. Seriously, guys. Grab your nuts. Hot
7:32 water. Grab your nuts. Twist it around your finger and then grip it. >> Hot water. >> And then pull it. >> There's no hot water at the toilet. >> Pull it. The sink next to your toilet though, right? >> Hot water in the toilet. >> Let's just stretch it. Stretch it. Shaving cream. Just slowly slowly. It's so sharp. All you got to do is cut an angle. >> You must not have that much hair. >> ████ that. >> That s███'s kind of bushy sometimes. I don't know why >> cuz if I did that it would that's my whole afternoon. >> That would take a long time. >> I think I'm just used to it. You know what I mean? I'm just like >> okay handles hair guys. I think I think it's different. >> It's just all about the angle >> technique. >> Yeah, that's true. >> More experience >> in the shower. >> Are you looking at her for me? >> I was looking at you, but yes. Okay. In the shower. Well, I >> But it's a different It's different. >> I think it's different.
8:22 >> Mhm. >> And I think girls are more maintenance-based. I feel like guys, they do it once and it turns back into a rainforest and you're like, "Oh, f███." >> Women have everything showers. I don't know if you heard of this. >> Yeah. The everything shower. >> Yeah. >> There's some showers where it's just every day you shower yourself. Then there's just the hair wash days. >> Then it's a everything shower, like shave, hair wash, condition. How often is that mask? >> Um I would say probably like once or twice a week. >> Like everything showers. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. very timeconuming >> but girls it's so easy cuz it's just you look down and it's just a ████ it's just a waterfall it's just you know what I'm saying so >> the end of the road >> with the with the razors all you got to do is just >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah, >> guys. We got to
9:13 >> Mhm. >> Well, they got to go in between, too. >> It's not that simple. >> It's not that >> you got to go over the cliff, too. >> I know. That's also assuming the cliff. >> You're assuming a very modest, you know, growth. >> No, I know. But then the girls, you know, they're not going to feel weird about like lifting their legs up and doing it. Guys, we're going to be like, "Oh, I don't know if I want to do this." >> You don't want to look gay in the mirror, >> right? I don't know if I want to do all this. You know what I mean? I'm just saying like I feel like it's definitely a lot easier. >> That's why we just thread Indian guys. We just thread it. >> Yeah. I can never imagine a woman sitting on the toilet in that way shaving. >> Oh, like his way the ████ >> just anyway. Like I don't think I've ever thought >> crazy. have ever thought to sit on the toilet and shave my private parts as a woman the regular way one one time and I was like all right I got to kind of clean this up and then I was like >> I just feel like I'm not going to believe >> and then I just trust you guys >> and then I just turned around and then I
10:03 was like oh this is way easier to clean >> it makes logical sense but I don't think I could recover >> I think's right though it feels gay though >> dude around is crazy >> don't come in yet >> arch back don't come in yet >> first of all My toilet don't have armrests. Okay, >> I know, but still like to work. >> No, wait. Need a way. >> Also, the toilet is rotate. >> Hey, for a fact. >> But it logically does make sense to do that. >> And then he puts his hand up, too. >> Yeah. Also, you have an armrest, too. >> This is This is what I do. I do. I go like this, too. >> What the? >> Yeah. So, instead of using his hand, he's using his hips to shake. >> It's just mounted. Do you have Do you have the bet on to make it even easier? >> Dude, if I had a bet shoe hot water. >> I don't have a bet. That's where you get
10:53 the hot water. >> Oh, okay. Makes sense. >> Oh, you said there's a way to do it. >> That's how your guys wet next time, >> dude. 100%. >> It's easy to clean. >> Super easy. All you go to and the wall gets water. Oh, have you guys ever thought about I know this is like normal to some people. It's probably not to us to go to esthetician. >> Oh, like get it professionally done. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like women do that all the time. >> Yeah. Where they like will like I mean >> Brazilian my ████ Yeah, but like I don't I don't know if anybody >> rip the whole nut off. >> I know. I'm scared. >> Maybe only like really rich guys do that, but they go and they just get every They will like pluck it out like with a tweezer like every single >> pluck all the way up to your ass, too. >> Yeah. >> You shave your ass, too, or no? >> Is that Are you interested, Anthony? >> That's ████ Chula Vista right there. >> That is weeho, bro. I'm good. >> Would you ever do that professional? If laser hair removal didn't hurt, I
11:45 would entertain the idea of it on my ████ >> I would if it didn't hurt. >> Yeah, >> cuz then you just do it once, too. >> Like seven sessions, though. >> ████ that. >> Seven sessions. >> That's like radiation. >> After the seven, it's done. >> Yeah. Well, I mean, I think it's like anywhere between. Some people are different, right? So, it could be anywhere between a couple to I've heard, >> but it grows back like eventually, right? Like later in the future. Um >> cuz I had a I had an ex who got lasered and then >> she probably didn't go through. >> She started coming back little by little. >> All the sessions. >> I think if you finish the sessions and if it does come back, it's very thin. It's like baby. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it was like little like we were like, "Oh, >> oh, welcome back." >> Yeah. There's a harvest for the crops this season.
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