0:00 they've been closing a ton of them have they yeah fire was the last time you hate Burger King you hate Burger really it's the worst that's what I mean why do you have such a strong opinion on it like what do you hate about it to me he's so concerned he's just freaking mole [Music] we have presenting oh my God cheeseburger that's crazy is there meat or is it just all cheese no it's all cheeses 20 slabs of cheese that actually looks really good does it though maybe because I'm on a diet oh yeah so this Burger King in Thailand they made what they call the real cheeseburger I thought Asians were lactose and thong they're trying to make them ████ themselves they probably got fake cheese yeah oh fake cheese because you know all the uh milk products in Asia I could
0:51 handle but I think they have a different formula oh to deal with the lactoseness of the Asians I think the cows are just a monkey Dairy they're just yeah they're just Asian cows there's like a ████ gorilla just squeezing out titty milk inside yeah the cows were lactose as well so that's why that milk works for Asians out there yeah that's true when I drink all the milk from those like Japanese or Taiwanese milk farms I don't fart later really yeah that milk's good I just made it when I was in Thailand I had a I had a pork burger there like it was like a regular hamburger oh was it good I don't remember I was like 13. there's so many things in other countries that I think are so bombed that I wish we had here in America like what specifically at like the uh Chinese McDonald's they have uh two MC spicy
1:42 chicken wings yeah oh I heard about them they're so bomb they're spicy and they're just bombed they're in the burger no no just like chicken on the side two chicken wings you just order but they're spicy should we put the bone in yeah like wings I wish we had the Malaysian spicy chicken nuggets oh yeah or at least the sauces like the curry sauce for chicken nuggets oh my God when you went to the McDonald's HQ do they have all the international yeah wow so the we I went to the McDonald's I did it was so cool so it's a whole building and it says McDonald University and then um on the bottom floor there's a there's a McDonald's there that has a rotating menu of different things that they offer internationally because at the HQ they they keep testing and
2:33 whatever and where is it uh Chicago yeah I think we saw at the time a Japanese parfait and then there was some French uh pastry and whatever so they have the regular menu and then they have the international rotating menu and inside the building there's like a mock McDonald's so you could go inside and like film ████ or whatever and it's a working kitchen working everything if you work there it's like you just get anything like they just they just make McDonald's whatever you want but this is in the building they need to tell kids this because that would have been my job dude if I was like in fifth grade and told me you could be at McDonald's employee for the rest of your life at a high level I'm like working at the McDonald's yeah and then the main uh I don't know if he's still the main chef but I think Ronald his name was chef Mike or whatever
3:23 he's really cool he's a Barbecue Pit Master that's his main thing it's not a microwave master and I was like yes I was like micro wave that's his name I was like why do you guys why do you need a chef there's like two main chefs at any given time and I'm like why you guys need an actual Chef yeah because your formula is already done and he goes oh it's like we're constantly uh doing different like initiatives like they'll come out with different things right like there might be like the bacon bits or like whatever yeah and then I was like that's ████ interesting and then they keep uh making sure the quality control and stuff oh wow do you think this is good marketing because I know Burger King's been like hurting right they've been closing a ton of them have they yeah I hate Burger King you hate bird really
4:13 it's the worst that's what I mean why do you have such a strong opinion on it like what do you hate about it to me he's so concerned he's just freaking mole I go McDonald's ████ childhood right yeah yeah that's like straight ████ crack to your childhood dreams like Nostalgia of course teleport there then probably like Carl's Jr Jack In The Box and Carl's is good Wendy's Wendy I'll take that yeah I'm with you I've never even ate Sonics but I bet Sonics where's Jack in the Box in all of them Jack in the Box it's all up in there right the only times I ever get Burger King is when I'm at the airport which is a good station and it sucks ass there what do you get it's about Fair because airport fast food is never as good but the Popeyes is good sometimes at the air sometimes and McDonald's breakfast at
5:04 the airport is always it's always good so Burger King has also has the wackest fries because it's too big to be McDonald's I mean it's too it's uh it's not small enough to be McDonald's but it's also not big enough to be a potato wedge so it's right in the middle where it's the worst size ever I was always down for their uh their French toast sticks I do like that okay Burger King does things very well the things they do very well are their stick shaped Foods they're ████ chicken fries I think they're they're french fries are pretty good David and Hannah like they're good but you know what I used to get McDonald's the spicy chicken that's shaped like a ████ football that's good so you know how like when fast food things are hurting they always come out with a ridiculous thing to get to get attention you think that's what this is I absolutely think that's what it is you know they came out with uh pork spare
5:56 ribs one time and that was Bob Burger King yeah Burger King yes remember that yes it was good they just need to do a collab like the like a Travis Scott they did the McDonald's burger they just didn't collab with someone McDonald's collabs are wild though yeah just make the Grimace Shake oh the Grimace Shake is making its rounds dude that's that's everywhere I don't know what it is I want to try it but everyone is like making videos about it where they do this thing where they'll drink it and then they'll end up like dead on the floor that's good marketing it's good like oh for real and part of me questions like did McDonald's like manufacture this do they go hey to a bunch of these different Tick Tock creators hey can you guys make a fun cool thing with our grandma Shake I'm curious because it's everywhere yeah it's everywhere but I I think no amount of marketing is gonna
6:47 make their burgers at Burger King taste better I think it's just to remind you they exist it's not good yeah yeah but they're Burgers I mean this is their marketing they took out the meat yeah it's kind of funny I'd rather have Arby's than ████ Burgers Arby's is bomb though you know what Arby's gets a lot of it they hate that it gets is undeserved I feel like Arby's yeah [Laughter] you know ████ like Jimmy John's I'm like how do you stay in business oh I think I think they have a new I think they have an audience I've never been in the mood for us like submarines yeah I'd rather
7:37 do a Jimmy John's than uh Subway I think that's like a blue collar thing yeah Philly cheesesteak that's different yeah that's not a subject but Jersey Mike's got some good Subs bro but I don't even give a ████ about Subs but when I go to Jersey son when I go to Jersey Mike's it's mostly like white dudes that are like Their audience is very specific it's like it's like blue collared like men like why the ████ do you want to eat a ████ cold thing I don't get that either dude I don't understand that I like cold I like cold sandwiches yeah bro Italian sandwiches are cold but then would you do you choose it over ████ salami dude cotton ready see I'd rather go if I if there's Italian deli and they toast the bread and it's cold cuts they have olive oil I might rather go that yeah I don't want ████ cold bread cold meat cold everything oh hell yeah dude on a hot
8:27 ass day ████ a tuna sandwich with Alfalfa and ████ they ████ make it like this big talk to me man or Jersey Mike's oh no I mean like at a deli yeah yeah see yeah bro I want to get a tuna melt the other day yeah or like a like an Italian sub when they throw like salami and balani and the salami Kalani to me that's like a bomb meat but like Bobby's more better I like those ████ Jewish ones too like those Rubens Cubans Cuban sandwiches Cuban sandwiches give me a ████ pickle and some pastrami see you can't beat that yeah hey the other day I was I was training with David before he went to get uh
9:18 dinner with you and he was late as ████ nah he wasn't late David goes dude Bart's at this stage it was dieting because when he's dieting all he wants to do is just talk about food so he'll just send me pictures and food and I could tell when we're talking about this he's like oh this and this your your food motivator right now aren't you yeah it becomes your main interest before I was like when I'm like in a halfway diet or it's not that extreme I don't really like looking at like food porn type stuff because I'm like oh that's just gonna tantalize me but then now it's at the point where my explore page is all food because it at least satisfies a little bit of something like I'll see like oh they make Turtles like that that's pretty cool dude Vegas got some bomb ass dude the Hawaiian spot they have over
10:08 there Loco Moco with fried rice with two spam and egg on top I found a place that makes katsuma uh musubis too full list of Vegas food that I need to try gotta go to Uncle Frank's man you know what's interesting it is really when you think about it it's difficult for fast food places to make new items without appropriating somebody oh now pretty hard if you think about it because now all these fools are trying to add Boba to their ████ exactly like they gotta like tread carefully right yeah but as long as it's ████ bombed I can't have a katsu Whopper out of nowhere you know you gotta like nah you gotta say it's for stop Asian haters it sounds good well you don't call it katsu you just call it like shake and bake chicken is that worse imagine but remember they're doing the dumb s████ like a couple years ago with a ████
10:59 rapping fud into a burrito no Japan one Japan everybody got their own version though every country got their own version of battered chicken yeah right but it's how they do it they cut inside Japanese versions of anything else is the best it's top tiers they can't innovate but they can steal like a ████ Japanese can't innovate like they do innovate yo they're almost rice though like Japanese no one else does it that way they just they're good at perfecting and then they
11:50 just make it their own to the point where you think that they made it up like Robin like that's just Chinese oh and now but that's technically a wok so that's technically Chinese too yeah all right everything's technically tiny yeah bro they've been around for a long time they're not the inventors no they just steal the ████ out of it that's Korea they just perfect but what about Nintendo is that Japanese it is I mean they made it right but yeah what's Atari what's atario is it white or what are they Chinese American they're like Tech guys here and dead dude they're dead in the water died they all died they didn't even have grapes it's funny because Atari sounds Japanese too it does yeah if you say it like it's really Atari
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