0:00 [Music] anybody here uh jlo or ben affleck fans right there man i'm a huge benefer like you're bedford 20 years in the making type stuff i follow the reddit thread it's ████ really good are you ████ lying right now no no they show all their paparazzi pics wherever they go out to eat so i'm always following like where they are in la you know can i tell you some hot spots i never thought j.lo was hot in junior high immediate high school kind of me neither college or anything right and then now i'm like damn she's really hot when she's like 50 something cause it's insanely impressive yeah i never thought she i thought she was like oh whatever she's pretty but she's not like yeah my tongue's not rolling out on the
0:50 table yeah yeah you're not slamming oh come to daddy come on maybe that's the age the age group that you you enjoy you're like like a 50 year old maybe you're looking at your hispanic wife and you're thinking about other things i know maybe but when you see jayla she don't look like regular 30 year olds you know what i mean like she looks like she's just hot she's the george clooney of ladies i think she's like clooney she looks like a latin death becomes her you know that movie no no one's seen that no dude no sorry yeah yeah we did you didn't give us our movie watch a movie called latin death become sir oh she's a latin version of death becomes right i was like latin death becomes an interesting title well um they have uh gotten married again i thought they got married and got divorced but they're married before isn't this third yeah this is the third
1:41 time no well he's the benefit fan this is the second time so what's your ████ mouth [Laughter] they're already in production for g lee too so oh no no there's a second marriage or the this is the third right i'm the authority so yeah it's the second it's the second it's jlo's eighth marriage though they thought it was like uh just to promote the movie remember foreign and then they like divorced and then it was over now they're here it is so their first marriage was actually fake no everyone was like that was what the tabloid take was because they like had a romance and then a movie came out with both of them co-starring uh so that was like a conspiracy marketing conspiracy do you think they kind of had their rounds with people and realized i'm not gonna get any better than this for sure and then they both were like we made a mistake i feel like they very explicitly went out and made some rounds i think it's his theory
2:31 where they're gonna just have another movie they're gonna do another movie this is what it is yeah this is it's the build-up if they do there's something kind of like damn that's ████ alpha of them dude that's like way crazy i'm into it i'm a big fan of that because i'm insane yeah they're like just uh we're gonna rope the media and all of the population of the earth hey that's a-list marketing though when you're a-list actors you have to have some kind of like personal thing to yeah as long as you don't care about the integrity and sanctity of like marriage and union under god they're the best influencers is it just me or do i see or do you guys also see them as ben lopez rather than jennifer affleck whoa watch your ████ mouth dude man dude it is ben lopez ben lopez jennifer obviously did more stuff she's jenny from the block you know what i mean it's
3:21 bruce lopez it's bruce lopez jennifer wayne jennifer it's ben lopez it's not jennifer he's definitely like the boss of bosses man she is she overshadows him she ran up a-rod dude you know what i mean she was a-rod was alex lopez hey how did how did they how did they end or why did they end again do you know cheating was it oh he he cheated he cheated on her cheated jlo didn't do no wrong and all that jayla's a ████ saint okay jayla's loki a ████ she was the maid in manhattan she's low-key of this yeah she's kind of annoying an actual direct experience with jayla well you don't like confident women is that what it is are you saying she doesn't she's she's ████ boss she's super hot when she walks into a
4:11 room everyone shuts the ████ up myself included like your dick just rolls up into your in between your legs and you're like i didn't realize that this level of boss existed she has that kind of energy she has that energy literally like i remember the moment where she ████ we came in we're just shooting a small package for nbc right yeah she's got a hoop earring that just keeps falling right it just like falls off and is that clumsy those are heavy hoops it's like lady one of the one of the makeup people just like trying to desperately put it back on right like we start rolling again falls off again and she like she gets really pissed in a way that it wasn't like yells but it was like everyone felt like they were going to die you know what i mean they could feel her frustration yeah you can feel the frustration i was like damn this is some powerful ████ i've never seen in my life dictator moves yeah that's like this ████ guy kind of a dictator she is but it was hot it was very hot yeah it was very very funny so she was a judge
5:01 right yeah she was just she put on a kid's jacket she didn't sell her butt was amazing like just like you ████ see in the towel wait which show was this nbc world of dance world of dance but then when we get to the actual judging part when you know and again just being like a young naive actually want to be artists you know you you want the idealism to kind of kick in in the moments of like yeah i don't know it's a dance competition you're hoping some element of the dance contest comes in more than just good tv it's all entertainment bro yeah it's all entertaining you can see cause it's never in the cuts and stuff you could see her you know like neo and ████ derek huff are like arguing with her about like you know keoni and mari should have ████ won the round i'll say this i don't give a ████ yeah say it but you might lose twice man neo and ████ derek are like over they're standing up in the judges because she's in the middle because she executive producers they're like trying to argue that she's sitting there she's just like whoa everyone in the ████ show knew that
5:52 they should have won you know what i mean nothing guess what twins the twins are ████ amazing but in that moment of competition in kyoto kenya mari should have for sure won and you just see her just like making this it very much so felt like a preconceived tv call that made sense to like you know if you're going to have certain winners did she have a production like was she she's the ep yeah so if you're ep you overwrite everything exactly so i get it it was just one of those things where it's like jenny from the block you were like kind of my heartthrob hero yeah and now i'm like oh you're just like a regular ep you know what i mean you're like you got to do what you got to do to win did the ep smell good i bet she smells good i don't think we were allowed to get close enough you didn't get close enough i hugged her a little bit but she wore
6:42 whose jacket did she wear no we gave her one oh it was it was a new one it was a new one what's your guys's favorite jayla movie let's go around the room starting with you ryan what is it enough is that her that's a good one where is that that oh she's a fighter she looks at a box and it beats up her ████ abusive husband caught actually fire that one was she an anaconda she was an anaconda oh she was that was fire bro anaconda yo what was that music video where she like goes up to the audition and ████ does sexual ████ on the table hustler was it no no no oh that was a good movie actually i talked about coyote ugly there's a music video i think it was a music video where she comes up she comes up to like a like an audition yeah and then she does some sexy ████ on
7:33 the table that's gone girl in front of it it's it's definitely ben lopez right now the way we're talking about this it's definitely ben lopez that's the town the town a long time ago i think she showed us like a vmas or some ████ and she's wearing this really skimpy like green dress like this iconic oh dude iconic yeah i remember this on vietnamese radio that like people were saying ████ so my mom suddenly comes in the ████ room right she's talking about it's like you shouldn't be watching that and i'm not even watching at the moment i'm really not even watching the shoes just like you hear about this you shouldn't watch it's too sexy like why the ████ would you say i immediately googled it like you know it wasn't even google's like aol at the time yeah i'm immediately looking it up because my mom's saying it's too sexy to look at the kitchen look at it i'm like why the ████ would you say that start jack it's gonna make me wanna go look at it yeah and then the south park guys showed up to a award
8:23 show in the same dress oh they did it was the same dress they parker did anything yeah they didn't show up in ben lopez's outfit am i right who the ████ is that guy our favorite ben affleck movie go where he where he's the lead i do like the town i'm a fan of the town that was that was fun that was fun argo is pretty great argo's good actually is really good yeah argo is going to direct that too right i think my favorite movie with jennifer lopez in is a money train money truck wesley snipes oh dude i haven't thought about that movie forever dave she's been in a lot of shows everything woody harrelson their best buddies are black and white but they're best buddies remember black and white and then and then woody keeps getting his ass beat and a white man can't jump yeah no but featuring jayla wait did wasn't that oh no that's not wesley snipes wait was that that wasn't
9:14 that was yeah oh wait yeah but yeah those who are the same actors then yeah okay rosie perez in place of jlo yeah that's rosie perez yeah yeah that's right andy i feel like you've been pretty quiet about the jlo stuff sounds like you don't really it sounds like you don't have an opinion on jlo which one did you jack off to ben affleck or jayla affleck the batman suit come on dude you got the ████ bills fellas honestly is such a s█████ batman here's a hot take all right look how tech if selena was still alive do you think jayla would have ever made it because she kind of replaced she played selena yeah that's true that's true she was replaced that's my favorite jlo movie selena dude that's a good one actually that's a good act it's not even about her when i saw it when i was a kid in the theater and i cried afterwards when i found out she got shot you what crime spoiler alert dude
10:05 as a child i was a kid my mom took me to go see selena hey she gets right and i was like i love this movie what's that young what's that young girl uh who's uh a singer right now is really popular very very avril lavigne uh pop olivia roberto rodrigo or something maybe she'll play jlo when jayla gets like murdered she's just filipino i'm just saying they're a-list marketers maybe jayla like officers she's like she's super she's too late she's filipino she's she can't play jayla she has to play pilo now you know they got that androgynous ambiguous kind of racial thing going on you know what i'm saying like as long as you filipinos are one of a kind colonialized by hispanic culture you can play them you know what i mean right rodrigo kind of works right maybe ariana grande should gain like 30
10:55 pounds true she came through yeah because she's tiny i'm a fan of her music by the way too you guys listen to ariana grande album yeah i actually think she has good music yeah she's pretty good very good pretty good she's very it's for pop music right now she's she's the queen you know i think it's pretty good she'd be like you know she was she's still a big sean no no big shout out him in a janae i ain't go just posted on her that's right janae that's the guy it was a big sean it was it was uh it was janae i ████ with janae aiko yeah oh yeah who doesn't not her forehead too greasy every time every time i see her you can see a reflection she needs ████ them ████ clear cell patches or some ████ dude it's glossy i'm not gonna argue greasy foreheads yeah yeah so would you rather jack off to ben affleck [Music]
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