0:00 [Music] you know what we'll keep it real with the fans this article kind of s█████ but oh you want to leave this in but we get to riff all right so they come here for the Riff anyway this one of those and I just thought it would be fun for us to talk about because we always got to have goals we always got to project out where we want to go with them in order to have purpose and life Direction all right this is one of those retired couples that did one of those like we sold everything in order to set sale on a 3 and 1/2 year cruise around the world that's so cool 3 and 1/2 year Cruise three and 1/2 years dude that's all right it's a lot of leisure which is a lot which is a lot right so they don't know how many fights they're about to get into they got a divorce yeah dude that's funny cuz a lot of retired men end up
0:50 dying really quick oh God so this is so this is a story from grace and Jerry Grady they've been living out of suitcases for the past couple of weeks and this is a dream of a lifetime that they bless you they've just began their Journey on they didn't think it through they're literally just going to go what do you want to eat I don't know but all over the world every new city what do you want to eat I don't know anything uh how about Falafel no how about something else yep true story literally there's something with that there's something with that that like it's so true dude did you see that Dad that was like it starts early and he had had this toddler daughter and then he was showing he was like you're hungry she goes yeah he goes you want me to choose what we're going to eat yeah and then she was like how
1:41 about this and she goes no what the ████ why does it happen girl D how about this honey and she goes no I don't want to eat that that's there got to be something guys are way easier go t you hungry yeah what do you want to eat chocolate cake it's it's Sal it's just straight up this is what I want to eat or someone's like hey you want Chipotle again for the 90th time in a row yeah yeah sure look at this look how many gas you've been eating what's a what's the Uber Eats rotation for everybody oh dude uh all right I feel like that's sticky rice sticky rice uh sticky rice yeah there's sticky rice Echo Park sticky rice Highland Park it's a restaurant what what kind of food is it but it's a crying crying tiger Stak or or beef pan Curry I get that ████ a
2:34 lot sometimes I get gaku delivered you get gaku Delo they make Bento boxes isn't that Japanese barbecue that sounds expensive it is wait is it the one where is it the one where there's a there's a there's a grill inside they make no they make they cook it for you 70 grand on post he says you pick the meats you want you can be like oh I want I want the Toro beef I want the be hanger and they'll make you a Bento with the rice and the meat all in I thought it was like have you seen those delivery ones where they would have like a little Grill inside and delivery China and then you can just you could do your own Korean barbecue Koreans do it too yeah in delivery that's a lot of work bro it's like a mini little grill that gives you one of those little jelly things what you like that sh Wait for it then you have to you ████ we yeah ████
3:24 that yeah if you guys want to splurge get yagu delivery it's man yo I do sugar fish deliveries that's Fancy Sushi to deliver what do you get what do you get I usually get the uh trust me to go or whatever the the biggest I always just look for the biggest box and then when the oi when the oi is available I get the oi and the unagi on the side trust a oi that's been in a trunk I did it last week and it's amazing last week was the first time that uni was available and it was amazing I'm so scared of what the what's theal cost if you get that I don't look dude at least okay the trust me is already at least 30 something yeah I think the the oh I don't even know it might have gone up now up top was like 46 so it's got to be like 60 70 bucks at the minimum yeah but I don't order well
4:17 at least once a I was going to say I don't order sugar fish by myself I usually order it for oh that's a big tab then it's like 150 at least once a week you and yourself I haven't done Uber Eats in ages there's also aor if you're like up at 1:00 a.m. and you want yeah and you want like if you want gby at 1:00 a.m. they will they'll send it to you it doesn't go to in Cino though I live in in oh but you do do you have Habachi trucks in the area I don't know cuz if you look up there's always a Benny Habachi or a or um Hibachi Hana those are just like Hibachi trucks they just make them all night oh godamn post me going to kill me f ████ all that Chinese fried rice baby where do you order from it doesn't matter anywhere $13 and you got that thing big as hell you're ████ grateful ah you guys order Fu for
5:08 delivery I do I do I do sometimes I try not to a very specific place all the time and it's called Jos it's got like three stars so you know it's pretty good it's just probably the you know how B people is they always get bad reviews not because of the food quality it's because of the service but when it's bad service it's probably good food wow good rule f is good if if you're like say you're on a juice cleanse for a week and you need a a cheat that's not juice you order F cuz when you go to F and you go I just want the broth they look at you like you're an ████ you get just the broth so sometimes I'll just order the F and I'll say like no noodles and then I'll only drink the broth oh yeah wa cuz it's the best when you're like juicing and all you've had was green juice so it satiates that like need you get full off
5:58 just the broth interesting it's a good trick so I specifically get Jos because they're one of the uh Vietnamese Regional type places that when they do their chicken Fu the chicken is like not shredded white meat breast it's like the whole chicken basically dark meat and all that and then it's also the one that gives you a certain type of like a ginger dip that only certain yeah Ginger and oil type stuff so flavor wise all I got to do is when I get it I just take the soup and the bro and I put it in a pot I heat it until it boils and I throw in it and it's like it's fresh wow even the noodle though you know sometimes once it's like been sitting there it's all like the noodle it's is very it's okay as long as it's not touching the broth really the secret is right you asked for the noodles raw raw that's the secret oh when it's
6:49 still hard when it's still hard cuz then when you get the soup you cook the soup and then you Ste U what do you call it you cook the right noodles in the soup in the water yeah yeah yeah you know what the secret is you don't wear about that cuz when you get it you're already hungry you don't ████ around damn bro never mind you know what the secret is you just go to the restaurant and it's the best but the spot G that delivers to me is ████ cheap when I get when I get it delivered a a large fugy with the cafe sedada delivery tax everything and tip cost me $22 you cheap bro okay $13 fried rice if you get yaku Bento that's like 60 70 bucks bigai stuff that's crazy I think with all the with all the charges yeah hey it's not bad yeah because there's one closer to you you can get yeah I got
7:40 Hot Wings Cafe on rotation yeah H Hot Wings Cafe okay Hot Wings Cafe what is that like buffalo wings yeah it's like buffalo wings is it good it's bomb but it's like smaller than like your wing stop or Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever traditional larger Shain ████ bomb curly there's a place called Lobster guys that have on rotation Lobster guys is it like lobster rolls you premium guy they make lobster rolls like all the different styles they have a dope clam chowder and then they have like lobster mac and cheese it's like it comes with a butler and a perryer okay chill out perryer none of this lroy ████ that's another that's another 395 up in that bit when I order I only order
8:31 it if they will pour the broth in the noodles when they arrive at my house oh deconstructed F damn and it comes with a it comes with a FL artist they chopped the green onions in front of me with the Vietnamese coffee girl is tatted up and ████ and Tran Le Tran is my delivery Vivian Tran dude getting a Vietnamese cafe delivery that' be kind of funny I'm down start the business bro I'm down that would be sick start the business business start the business dude you wild bro have you ever have you guys ever seen or ordered this place called Crispy Crunchy chicken and it's with K that sounds familiar is it at a gas station yes yes it's that it sounds so scary is it scary it's good it is yeah it's scary good not gas station gas station chicken I don't know gas station chicken that I swear you'll well now
9:22 that you know it is I already had diarrhea from Raising Canes bro you'll have diarrhea it's bomb bro you'll have diar best diar that's like King Taco guaranteed diarrhea guaranteed bom chance for some reason Crispy Crunchy chicken it's like it's juicy all the way through and like I don't know why and it's from sitting at a a.m p.m. all day yeah it's that must be the secret right if I order that me and my wife will be arguing forever cuz she's like this is how you look at me this is status you don't have to show her the logo just put it in a nice plate she's going to look it up bro what gas station Fried Chicken yeah she's like I'm gas station coffee from terrible I need gas station coffees gas station coffee is okay yeah that's fine gas station Sushi is not okay oh ████ unless is 7-Eleven hey 7-Eleven Wings Hawai is a different thing did you
10:12 know the reason why it's different is because those 7-Elevens are owned by a Japanese 7-Eleven yeah I believe Japanese ████ comedian stores right in Japan you take the ████ uh bread or fried chicken and you take the two pancakes that have the syrup in it open that up put the chicken in the whole thing will cost you about $130 God damn it is SOB so hungry now man why you got to talk about this stuff what the well because it's better than talking about this Italian couple going on the cruise I I have this place called Mori what is that so it's a Vegas spot it's a a like a Greek place kind of like you know like all the Mediterranean like Lebanese Armenian whatever but theirs is really good cuz uh usually like you know chicken dries out but after being in the trunk for 20 minutes still really good and everything you could taste that it's
11:03 been on a grill so like that Grill flavor is really strong and then most of the time I just eat meal preps so like if I do get the urge to eat I do try to go to the restaurant because the the times that I do get to eat out I'm like I might well good yeah yeah yeah Ben Hana is pretty good as a as I've never got no as a benih that's is really good a volcano as a delivery I've never had that as delivery what you get get the dude who comes and throws eggs in his hat I get the sink in the shrimp really oh yeah and then they have the best like um they have the best what if that guy's still performing cuz he doesn't know how to cook without the process and then no one's there but he's still doing the volcano and he's still he's still putting the strimp in
11:53 his pocket text you a video of the it takes 20 minutes just to make fried rice and ████ man how did you even know that Benny Han is the dude he's only getting PR premium I had an ex that was uh super obsessed with Benny Hana like their fried rice what and and that's the funny ████ and dude so random but it's always the the onion soup whatever that soup the mushroom soup oh that is mad good and then one night we were I was like I want Ben hanas but I don't want to leave the house and we're like there's no way that s███'s not over I never even think about Benny Han I there that's like being like yo you know uh say fow dude they just all show up one by one and ask you if you want it yeah
12:43 they're just at your door no thank you that's crazy dude going to getting to goost ship from Benny hanas is like going to Medieval Times like getting a delivery from medieval times to get chicken the Hado to Chow yet huh a ████ N I told I told sub I was going to take him to Fogo to Chow he's never had it bro Fogo bomb there's a lot of other mom and pop ones that are way better though the mom and pop ones are the best is way better in did you take me to one and Grill did I we had some Brazilian barbecue in Vegas at one time is it Texas de Brazil Texas de Brazil is good I thought you were making that up it's next to Dutch Bros I think huh let's go I did go anyways right now Barbe was plates maybe plates oh yeah that's just like a
13:33 regular spot but there's actual like kind too they show up to your house one by one that's that's the best idea hey that one we went to in Pasadena's Fogo yeah that one was not good ████ them why why that one at Pasadena's no good they wait they take forever to come down FR dude frog frog they just like yeah Chinese past to place on uh wvo oh no on no no not Postmates that's always the hardest one to find you know what I notice for pasta so getting delivered pasta is an art yeah cuz if you get a lot of places like even the best handmade pasta once sitting in a trunk you pull it it turns into this solid thing you're like I got to ████ spread this ████ open out of all the pasta place I ordered from uh from the
14:24 ████ like majanos all the way to like um handmade the one that with the test the most is have you heard of North Italia there's a couple of them what is that there's like one in Manhattan Beach there's one in like Irvine B these are bie North Italia their's last the test of the trunk of the trunk there might there might be one near you North Italia wow you know the goes yeah out of all of them out of all of them cuz trunk ruins food dude dude Donald Trump dude that's true Donald trunk TR trunk ruins food it does if it's in there for 20 minutes it's all sweating and ████ fried food yeah if it's fried oh ████ is sweating on it oh yeah fried is hard that's true it's ████ the steam hits the top of the styrofoam comes back down steam hits the styrofoam
15:15 comes back down what the ████ that's why it's nice when you get like panang curry cuz that ████ is like stewed stew is good oh yeah the Korean stews if you get it yeah yeah yeah stews it's actually kind of better sometimes take your time dude when you're delivering it that's
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