0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another amazing careful boys where we are currently off the Record and today whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is your current partner is wiped from existence whoa we're talking Spider-Mans in Infinity wires no and I don't feel so good Mr Stark no and he wants to stay but gone let me delete our number right now just to be more real there you go I don't know how I'm gonna live your current partner is white from existence they call it the blip which X gets another chance oh it's an X Anthony go you go first
0:50 it all went first today you all did it we all opened up and shared it could also be one that got away that's not necessarily one you ever got the one that starts with a J and this has nothing to do with your current partner oh they they got turned into a ████ dust yeah like that the one that starts with a J for Anthony shut up what the ████ Joe why do you look like neighborhood watch yeah dude why are you looking about the Spy versus spy dude looks like it's a flash meme I might go with my first ever girlfriend of all time who I dated for one month Steve's fault that makes me type more I gotta type is it because uh you felt you
1:43 feel like in my mind my rational right now is I'm not picking any of my more recent ex-girlfriends and just going back to something that I more recently knew why it didn't work but when I was young I had I I had no idea you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah I have no idea I didn't and I didn't experience a lot of things with them so I have no idea so if I were to genuinely practically think about my Curiosities yeah they're already satisfied in all of my last like Forex girlfriends which didn't work yeah so I'll go back to like my very very first ones but what the ████ are you still laughing what are we doing guys he's like we can't go to Disney then
2:33 oh that's what you're still on stupid yeah what are we doing guys oh my gosh you're fine you're fine oh come on don't let Steve ruin it dude we're just on the side okay yeah okay so where are we at with this video honestly that's not that's not bad I mean if if I was to think about who actually I would pick from my ex pool people I don't have any kind of makes sense which is what you're going with it's like yeah we had an innocent ass time and like yeah that that was basically something that's undamaged by some trauma ████ can I not have an X but more like uh the ones that got aways yeah sure who's the one that got away
3:26 similar story with Anthony it was elementary school well you didn't tell me what grade so much chemical story Kimiko Kimiko the girl in your story you mean the princess yeah ████ dab the first queen of Japan Queen no so I had a really close friend um and his sister was like I had the hats for her and ████ and then like but we we became a couple in elementary school by never being close to each other but passing through people to be like I like her okay I'll tell her and then ████ oh that's old school he likes you oh right she says that she wants to marry you one day oh for real and then like I get the notes and then we'll pass notes and ████ but then she
4:16 was so damn shy that every single time like you know your friends push you and then you're finally you're doing one of these things you're pushing back like this way and then they push you from the back like that and then you get close and she's like red face giggling and she ████ runs and so every single time my friend knew this and he wasn't like that weird kind of little brother he was kind of like that cool little brother that would be like yeah yeah right and then so like I would come over and play and then his sister would come down and he would do some ████ to embarrass her and she'll be like talking ████ to him and then you know how like siblings fight to like show off or whatever and she would run away so I never had a chance to actually sit the ████ down next to her and have a conversation and she was so hot is it what is it about kids and like our
5:06 need to like it's like I already have a best friend but like I need to be to be my brother now because like if he ████ and marries my sister then like because you think it'll be closer it's like the weirdest yeah it's like now we're like brothers Brothers you know like that's you know Step Brothers right yeah that I feel like we can all relate with oh yeah yeah we're ████ Brothers yeah that is very relatable for us so it's such a weird thing that we want to marry my sister dude I had another best friend his name was Aaron right this is the guy that ████ wiped dog ████ all over my back [Laughter] he was a little autistic but he thought it was really fun like we things just got out of control one day he picked up dog ████ with his bare ass hands and he
5:58 thought it was so funny and he started chasing me with it and I was running for my goddamn life right and by the time he got up to me he went bam and smacked my back and smeared the living ████ out of it like this and then I was like his mom came home and his mom was hot because she was like one of those young ass moms and she was like what are you doing always wore little shorts she had the ████ Mexican Chola curly hair with the ████ eyebrows and ████ she looked like she could have been on low rider magazines so hot everywhere we go she always get like hit on and dude I was she was like my like she was a single mom no she always had boyfriends oh my God but um
6:49 but anyway she was like she was like oh what are you gonna do so she got my clothes ████ washed it she I got I got a new pair oh before that we got to play in the pool to clean up and ████ so I got I was wearing his clothes and then he was like oh I don't know what happened I was just having too much fun you know he was trying to say like things got out of hand he couldn't like say it but he had his sister right and he wanted this brother thing with me but his sister looked like the big girl from Nacho Libre you know the one that chases ████ uh Stephen like Shrek's wife really big right she was massive and then I remember when we had a sleepover all three of us were knocked the ████ out right this girl like so ████ big she lost I lost my circulation out of my leg cause she was her art like her body was on my leg because her wrist was on your leg
7:40 I woke up and I was like oh you made my legs numb and ████ right and then I was like I was like so mad and then her mom was ████ shut up already so after that she's like Joseph I have this dream you you were married with my sister we were brothers and then uh part of me wanted to be like yeah but then the other part was like oh what the ████ because you were offended I didn't want to be with her right and he goes but wait but wait she was hot and she was skinny oh how sad that's what the brother said so his awareness is the same as yours yeah he said he said but wait she was skinny he's good at pitching yeah and I was like she wasn't a torta yeah she was hot like my mom she was more like Mommy yeah
8:31 but yeah that was that was that moment of when I was like you know what she's not gonna always be fat what I love about this story is that you are dressed as smart as me flying back to the future too and I wish you just had a radio in your hand to ████ and pull the intent out dock doc duck something inconspicuous his sister's not fat anymore I got the almanac back it's ████ with miff's house he's in disguise I do want to see where they are today and if she ended up being hot you gotta find out did you ever look them up we had the genetics for it um now they completely disappeared they went to Palmdale oh so they're just like dead probably that they're probably dead people
9:23 I'm no longer living yeah his grandparents are they they had a Mexican restaurant and then they went to Mexico they you know everyone's gone can't find them at least it's not West Covina then we know they're dead top 10 my ass dude I would I would find what's up with that girl that uh that girl that I dated that tried to kill herself tried to smash her head on the ground and got sent to England yeah I would find her to be like what the ████ happened man just to catch up yeah that'd be a crazy story it was like it was in a blitz wow yeah like her cousin died she ended up getting sent away she hit me up she hit me up years later was super cuckoo so I'm like I would wanted to I think out of everybody I've ever dated she was the one most
10:13 interesting person but she probably also lied about a lot of ████ so I would just want to get everything squared out and go what was real man yeah like what happened what makes you think she lied about a bunch of stuff because some so much stuff was like odd didn't match up yeah and it was like that was one of my first relationships so I'm like we were both kind of dumb and like I just I don't know exactly whatever became of her and the only person that I know that knows her is like her her cousin a different dude is like dude even I don't know where she's at wow like nobody knows what happened to her yeah how old was she when she got shipped away to London ████ away I mean sent sorry 18 19. oh yeah that's a tough age bro but yeah is she out
11:03 there being a Londoner I think she came back that's the thing we don't know like someone said she's in ████ San one of those San Bruno landline you know what you would actually say or is it really just like hey what the ████ happened dude do you think she would register that and just go like I have no clue that's the thing like I have zero idea like she the next time she contacted me she like hated me for no reason are you guys like Network like kind of connected like through church or something like you guys kind of have like this Outer Circle of my people's nose the Outer Circle of her peoples and that's like a small degree of separation still no it was so early in my life that like I don't know who she knows now you know like we don't know who each other is over maybe 10 years 20 years this was in this was in 2001. oh wow so it's like communication was just totally different
11:53 but yeah if if I if my current situation just turned into thin air I would make it a thing to just find her and be like are you alive you know it's crazy but yeah her name's her her name I would say her name but to this day again her all of her initials are still my passwords on everything whoa that's name with crazy ass like it was like a great password she had six names don't send the ████ to smash well she knows she knows my passwords and I I've told her that because it's just easy to remember she has six names yeah she has like one of those like crazy like well she sees this video she could hack into all your ████ what was your password she could yeah why should you know your passwords but then there's a bunch of ████ after it but then the first all the initials on all your other girls stuffer all the ones that have died yeah and
12:45 then it ends in R.I.P but don't worry it's a 33 character password Ultimate Security yeah there's um what a pimp this guy is yeah it's it's that I would want to I would want to go find when you guys look at your exes you know like the first phase your life oh you're brand new wow and then you get to know them you're like I don't know if this is working that well and at the end you're like yeah it's not working right I don't know that's the stages yeah I don't know if there's any time like I look back at a situation go you know what maybe if we try it again and I know there's other people out there that do think that yeah because it's kind of a prompt when he's saying right that is thank you but this is great
13:38 it's called feedback in this circle I don't feel like we think like that I'm a no regrets guy rag rats but if my wife got poofed like that you know you gotta lean back on some old habits really but is it is that what you call them but you know what you're getting yourself into right it's not a fresh start that's why that's what scares me I just I just go back into the Improv pool I'd crush it for a couple months drama class who like grabbed your dick and then now you gotta do the right move but the rule is that what makes this so hard is you got to go back to your ex it's not starting fresh it's not doing something nice sorry how is this harder to imagine
14:28 answering than would you ████ your mom or dad this is worse than that hell yeah because ████ your mom or dad it's a binary Choice yeah and chosen I don't think we think like that I'm with Joe where I feel like we are people that like to move yeah so it it's almost uncharacteristic to go backwards so like for me if I were to paint myself in a realistic situation and it but still like answer the prompt it would almost be if one of my at exes uh organically came back into my life yeah then it would make sense where I'm like okay I would re-entertain this yeah but unfortunately that's not the problem they got turned into sawdust yeah yeah yeah and now you have to make a decision yeah so instead of everybody spending an extra couple of minutes defending how
15:19 they're people of honor and integrity answer the ████ questions that turned into perfume I don't think I have a casual oh mine's easy mine's for sure the chicken college that I didn't swoop in fast enough and gave me yeah gave me clear signs but I was too much of a ████ to do anything but I think that changes the question now because it's we're all answering where it's not an x uh except for me the guy who went first again they said they literally you want to pick again oh The One That Got Away too then that changes it and it works you did answer it well though with the girl that you mentioned yeah yeah that's true it's someone that you would like had an unfinished thing look I think for all of us except for Anthony our chicks are our chicks right
16:09 put another note in before Anthony says ready everybody get down to the desk this is like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the dark knight rising he's like okay here it comes get down kids I don't think I have any situation where I left off a sit like a relationship where I'm like you know what this could have been good and I could come back to it all of them to me are like exploded there's none that I'm going back to that's why I I don't under I don't know but if this guy has more cordial relationships
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