0:00 thank you so maybe some of you guys you know a thing or two about fighting can solve this mystery I'll answer this one David could do it because he's good at beating people up here's something all right crucifix imagine Anthony was the one that's like the killer in the room that's impossible how is that even a funny joke how's that even a bit impossible imagine the part where we actually started the news wouldn't it be funny if Anthony was like the cool one yeah he is he is he's look at his hair look how cool would you have a beer you're purple huh hey guess what I have a liver issue and I'm gonna die in a few years can you die quicker yeah be quick buddy thank you for the Korean with that Korean ass hurt you ████ ████ anyway let's go huh let's do it hey Mom you hear my feeling what is purple kinda up
0:50 holding my breath for an hour we're gonna turn Anthony dude your hair is amazing I think so too it looks like Japanese ████ here let's go appreciate it I could tell that's like you know so there's a youth basketball game right oh that's good and then there's a fight that broke out here we go and I've lost the freaking page hold on a fight breaks out the refs are trying to do what they can to stop it and for some freaking reason this one ref is in the middle of a scuffle and then he just turns and runs across the court and just decks a totally different dude that's nice you got to do the heights let's see what I mean someone called him a ████ that's why he probably had music playing in his head a high school wreck yeah bro and then we'll show you guys if we need we gotta hear what the music sounds like later so yeah watch this oh yeah I did
1:41 run oh is that a teacher a parent just knocked out another parent oh that other person just flopped though oh that guy's might have been talking ████ the whole game probably because some dads are ████ like that man oh wait can we watch that again yeah yeah I'm muted because it's yeah he's one of those ████ ████ talking dads man so look at this yeah so he goes and runs across boom and just knocks hey that's how people die though bro getting laid out by a Foot Locker employee is the funniest thing in the world let me see your shoe size taking it off here David because you may not you're probably not able to see it so he this guy right here he's in the middle of that fight runs over yo can I say something real quick this is actually the type of videos I watch at night before I go to sleep I love them this is my favorite favorite thing to watch just because it's a quick reality check for
2:31 people like fighting is dangerous it is man and there's so many people who talk big and they talk ████ right I do that all the time I would never all right like like if this is happening and somebody's running at me I'm not sitting there turning my back you you face that person you see what's up because if you're gonna talk that ████ ████ like this will happen favorite thing hey do yourself a favor YouTube 808 scraps I love them 808 scraps is the best thing on earth in Hawaii you want big you want beer all right let's go put my slippers if you ever want to watch into a state or an area where everybody's MMA fighter go to Hawaii for real it is not fair like some people just start talking ████ and the guy starts taking off his shoes in the streets I'm like well now you're gonna get hit yo there's like high school kids ████ doing some straight up kickboxing it's amazing and they know how to throw ████ roundhouses and ████ and I'm like damn dude the first time I ever went to Hawaii I was at a
3:21 bar with our buddy Sam and this guy I didn't know this slime but he was like what's up bro you want beef bro take this outside bro you want beef I'm like damn people about to cook some good ████ start scrapping Haymakers God God ████ knocks the dude out everybody's screaming he picks him up takes him to the bar buys him a beard he goes we good he goes we good and they just start drinking again they were like six foot three and like maybe well the other guy was like my height but they're ████ yoke they're actually but they have muscles and they were just wailing on each other dude it was ████ crazy Hawaii is amazing it's the best place on Earth I can't wait till we open up there if a Simone dude complains he's getting his drinks for friends you want beef broth no but you want drinks he's like you want beef rice balls only in the form of kyleby because they have them
4:11 but you know what when you guys play basketball I don't know if when's the last time you guys played ball I well I know basketball games they get ████ eat it the old the closest times I've ever been in like a fight outside of a gym is when like someone on the basketball court tries to like start some ████ the coach I call him the coach you're the guy that's the worst player on the course Jason Chen ████ that ████ son of a ████ no that's so true though I I almost ████ choke that ████ out for playing the way that he does why how does he play so he he does he does all these no look passes right and then he he throws the ball like this far away expects you to ████ die for it and he gets so mad when you don't ████ go for it he doesn't know look passes because we can't see him because he's so short that's that's true he's like no he was actually looking at you Jason Jason so just to just to put it in the right
5:02 frame Jason she's actually really good at basketball he's ████ dope dude that little five foot one little girl can ████ ball and he gets pissed at everybody the problem with him is that when we play ball we don't give a ████ we're just having fun there's no competition everybody can play this ████ clothesline me once it's just it's just ████ I didn't even know we were playing basketball it's just ████ fun right so one time um Ed Park so we used to go into uh Whittier the high school because my buddy Khalif was the coach at the time and after school he would let us go play with him so we would just be we would have a court to ourselves so Ed Park doesn't play basketball so when you have somebody who doesn't play the sport you kind of just play to their level because if we're just trying to have fun and Ed is already kind of shy about it he doesn't want to come out but I convinced him to come out I was like Hey we're just here to have fun then Jason starts yelling at Ed like what the ████ are you dumb you don't know how to ████ play
5:52 oh that's why I come for Jason and you know Jason doesn't dig up like that but in basketball he's very he's a different person in basketball yeah really so I I'm like listening to this and I already don't like it when he's doing this to Ed because Ed came out and he didn't want to come out and we kind of convinced him that just because we'll have fun and so it's like what the ████ man I didn't know I was gonna go ████ cook for Gordon Ramsay today ████ play ball you ████ ████ and then it gets super dead silent and afterwards I'm going to drink water at the water fountain he just comes up he goes I apologize it's like ████ what are you yelling at this guy for but he gets hyper competitive a lot of like Streetball players play like they're going into the ████ NBA it looks like your ████ legs out too I've always gotten two fights at LA Fitness yeah bro because
6:43 when I I'm not good at shooting but I'm good at defense because I wonder why I wonder so that's happened in and then it always started some issue they get so pissed off and I just be like stop being a ████ and get through me what the ████ Nick loves basketball dude that's like his ████ dude David playing it down David all like his knees all batting and ████ and he's all bented my Meniscus first and then I shoot why is it that all Ballers like they like set up all pigeon toe like this it must have been the technique because none of us not a playback is that a good technique because they probably saw a couple Ballers on TV do it and tried to replicate because a curtsy is the
7:33 perfect downward move that you're gonna do before you toss so this is why this is why I do it so when you shoot right yeah so you know typically when you're Scott you're supposed to put your legs out this way yeah this right here is inefficient with typing all you need is to bring it in so you could quickly oh when you do this this is way more time Fools versus this that wow stop doing that meniscus you guys still play at the park oh my god dude now we don't even train anymore we don't do nothing you just trained this morning that's different I just wanted to get my ass beat this morning playing basketball is like real dangerous yes it is so fun you ████ train fighting and you said playing basketball is way worse way basketball get more injuries I'm talking about playing basketball with like random people like they're so quick to travel you don't sound like you do mantle ████ what's going on that's rude can we let them explain it you know what hey I'm
8:24 Anthony Lee we're gonna turn this dude into a beast bro we're gonna turn into a fighting machine with this dancing ████ bro like he's gonna be good get you or something like that bro you might be a monster that's what I'm saying you guys can beat my asses but I might have a quick learning curve oh yeah real quick hey show them that jab dude [Laughter] [Applause] hey there's there's there just was newly uploaded video of that same fight what's the backstory a few seconds prior and they're praying together and then this is how it starts I guess it's that ████ dad I bet you like they're fighting verbal ████ right here I want to see the dads I got wait what what is happening I love how none of the
9:16 kids are involved it's just adults boom he wasn't really doing anything I bet that dad was talking hell was he doing probably like throughout the whole game yeah he probably saying the racist stuff that sucks so imagine if he was talking all that ████ they got knocked out what if he didn't say a thing what if he wasn't doing anything yeah my kid my kid he was like Hey guys stop fighting stop please and he just gets ████ you see that video though where that happened what so there's these two guys in New York they were fighting under a bridge and they were scrapping yeah and then one guy came in to break it up he got so confused he just started beating up the dude that was breaking it yeah cause people kind of like there is like a fight or flight mechanism right like when you get involved it was hella funny everyone's all over the place another one that's like that too and this guy's just chilling by the light post and then two guys are ████ going at it and he gets confused and he starts
10:06 ████ up the guy at the light bulb and the guy's like what the ████ did I do dude that's just he's just standing there the best version is in height there was a video I think went like came out like last year or something these kids in high school are fighting in the bathroom as most people do in high school they start scrapping and they start they start to throw them down and they break through the stall and they're just kidding ████ they're fighting oh on top of him and he's like ████ man he's like ████ and that's every High School kid's worst nightmare you know what's better than that one there was one in ████ East L.A there was these two Mexican kids right and they're fighting and they're like talking ████ but one of the other girls you could tell he doesn't want to fight right he goes hey but not the face only in the body [Laughter]
11:06 they be saying that ████ though like when you start throwing down they're like none of that kicking ████ dog like they'll ████ jump you if you do that ████ dude this s███'s traumatizing as a kid to see your ████ parents get slapped bro I know dude that's the dad's phone man he should not because I've been to like uh kid basketball games where the dad's like are you ████ blind rough are you and then since they're like so keyboard Warrior ass because they know nothing can happen they'll scream at the ref and they just go back to the bleachers with no consequences and I'm like man I feel so bad for the refs I'll tell you this like if I had a dad that got knocked out by the ref and the next day my dad was like take out the trash he's like shut up before I call the reply let me get ripped over here you ████ nightmares you start putting on Foot Locker ████ have you guys ever seen your parents like get into a fight yes yeah I have yes my dad so it's my sister's
11:57 ex-boyfriend at that time was talking ████ to like in front of my house to get my sister's dad yeah he was like okay you ████ ████ and then my dad was like oh hell no and then they started just kind of going at it and the whole neighborhood came out and like it was your dad's such a g I made her dad laugh once in my life and he laughed so fast he realized he was laughing he took it away from me doing at the Japanese barbecue spot in Hawaii I made some type of joke he goes ha ha I've never been able to make him laugh he laughed recognized me he took it from me do you remember what you said at least I don't know I think I was like Asian people aren't human and he was like that's the truth yeah that ████ people are not human [Music]
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