0:00 like would it be kind of tight like if like America for example went on to these like International competitions and like paid off either competitors or judges to win so we just kept on winning would that be got kind of sick for your own country I don't think we need to do that though but there's some teams that are just really good I think we just go there and kill everybody [Music] what did you guys hear about this Beijing half marathon thing no Beijing half marathon thing you guys know where Beijing is right yeah okay where is it it's by chingow wow okay of all people to look at well you cuz you've been nailing it all day you've been like Bullseye all day LeBron this moment dude it's China thank you you just read it off my screen no I didn't are you sure yeah I know where Beijing is the Olympics is was in
0:51 Beijing South China or North China oh that's easy South China ████ dude no is it no it's North China Midwest China right oh midw Midwest it's like in the Oklahoma of China yeah right so there was a 13 Mile run on Sunday not that good according to you right I can't he's like what they train for it so the 13 Mile Run Was Won by a guy named G nailed it he is a member China's he's oh that's an easy one the way it's written I I did know cheater he's a member of China's Marathon team but footage appears to the show three Kenyon and Ethiopia Runners slow down to allow this guy to finish first they paid them to ████ here's him here's him they
1:41 didn't pay them they threaten to kill him here's him winning you ain't going to outrun ████ keny man ethiop no way way no way dude yeah they by the way he looks like he's giving it everything he's got and they don't they look like they're chilling like he looks like he's putting on the ████ afterburners and they're just like he he the NS right know so you see the footage you see them slow down and it's Chinese guy go to the front yeah dude it's pretty damning it's pretty daming and the picture makes it very obvious yeah cuz those canyons are getting first place everywhere all over the world everywhere and they couldn't do a 13 Mile damn no e win I wonder how much they paid them to just like probably hell of money pump the brakes so here it is oh that's pretty ████ funny isn't this funny okay oh that's actually really funny see if I can make it big for you guys oh it's very obvious
2:31 isn't it it's pretty up it's pretty this will just keep going but yeah looks like he's pulling back hey man chill chill chill chill CH chill chill chill chill chill we got let him win much one are we getting like they're not even trying yeah yeah yeah espe on that last leg they can ████ they're like leaning off yeah so I don't know what you guys are talking about man oh really damn so I can just go you think he G really won but you but you guys are familiar with that right when like uh what are you talking about Ryan oh ████ well you're not but China does a pretty good job of like setting things up so that China beats the you know like it's not real mhm cuz like I remember back in the day
3:22 they were they were doing all these like dance shows where they would get the be they would like have the best people from America come out just so they can get smoked but it's like clearly they they're not as good back then and then they were like oh like it wasn't it's not me making this up either Anon face the Chinese producers were the ones that were telling me that in order for China to look better they have to create this enemy that's like that actually kind of looks like they'll win at first and then they have to like win later to be fair it's weird to be fair a lot of those times the foreigners who go on those shows and compete are getting paid though so they're not technically a part of a reality TV show the whole thing being scripted in a sense to look like a reality TV which is a very American thing to do too right reality shows over here aren't reality TV shows a lot of
4:12 things are set up so this is just a scripted race yeah yeah it's just another it's It's Entertainment it's like people are watching it in once I'm hypothetical I still think the China man probably just won said you call him a call him a China man dude you can't say that I'm allowed to say that can you say it say it say what exactly that's that your honest you really think that guy won what's uh the there's nothing there's nothing left there's nothing left that's it dude it's all stretch you didn't think the other guys got injured at the same maybe blame the shoes that they were wearing hey honestly if I ever do a half marathon or a marathon I'm going to talk to the can guys in the front and be like hey let's work something out let's work something out let's make a deal let me just ████ go and you but I you have to think he he's a Runner to keep up with those guys though there is a sick clip
5:03 online you think you think he's a you think he kept up hell no front of the pack you know how hard it is to do that for cuz what you 13 miles what's their time what's their time was it like an hour it has to be probably like an hour or less probably an hour first of all let's look at heiji's resume let's look at his stats thank you thank you those are his pronouns wow yeah it says that the four had stuck together throughout the course the whole time basically they were stucking together the whole time I wonder if the the Kenya's time was like way lower than usually lower exactly Yeah Yeah Yeah just they can keep this guy in the front with them can you guys got ear pieces in there Slow Down slow down in 2018 at a half marathon in the southern city of shenzen 250 you know that's nailed it
5:55 258 Runners were found to have cheated including many who took shortcuts that's ████ funny though they hop in the fence yep traffic cameras caught them darting through the trees to join a different part of the race I saw I saw I think I saw a dude cheat at the really yeah it's running I think I saw dud one dude cheat what what are you saying about running I'm just saying it's ████ whack like if you're going to cheat at running you're ████ lame you hate buffets you hate run you don't B bet on anything you don't like sex you I didn't say I didn't like sex he hat he said he hates China I didn't say I hate China he that white people smell the most I heard that doesn't want to do any gigs in China no gigs in China I never said that I'm just saying like if you're going to cheat in like running really yeah cuz you're
6:46 think about it cuz you're only cheating yourself that's what I that's honestly what I thought too even though that's so like cliche I'm like that's it's super true it's like stupid it's like you're running that's like saying Lance Armstrong it was stupid that he cheated but like what did he cheat at what do again biking but he what he took a dopamine took steroids he did steroids he did steroids he EPO but said so did the other side steroids what did it do for him finish the right finish the bike he finish the bike but he wasn't the only person that was taking it they all did it he just having to win yeah yeah he's the best he was the best steroid taker exactly is it better cuz it's biking though cuz you respect biking no B that that's whack too that's what I wanted to hear that's what you wanted you wanted me to that one dude that's his clothes whack his style whack his bike whack his bow
7:36 St seriously D it's like the lamest sports that people are cheating in like if you're going to cheat in a lame sport is cheerleading a cheerleading dope as ████ yeah yeah it's a cool sport too right yeah how would you cheat do you think it's cool as ████ well how would you cheat in cheerleading it's kind I mean you can't really it's cool as ████ no yeah you can't you can't cheat cuz you could steal their moves the only way I seen it bring it on you Ste no you can't steal the ████ move still not cheating but like the only way you could cheat is if you have someone who's like ineligible like if you have someone like that is like Talent as ████ but they're older and they're not supposed to be on that team that that like you can cheat that way that's the only way you can really cheat but like you can't cheat in front of like the judges when it's like they're judging your routine not even if
8:27 you film their rehearsal you're compor rehearsal and take their mov but you know how hard it is to like if so say you did film their rehearsal but like it's so hard to like change your routine up that you're already doing what if paying off the judges yeah I mean but I mean yeah that's yeah you could do that money's involved in that's yeah money's involved that's that's a way to cheat okay on the flip side like would it be kind of tight like if like America for example went on to these like International competitions and like paid off either competitors or judges to win so we just kept on winning ████ would that be got kind of sick for your own country I don't think we need to do that though but there's some teams that are just really ████ good I think we just go there and kill everybody what I like no no that's what we do yeah we do we always are up there when it comes to Olympic totals and ████ we're always up there Top Dog I think they always metal yeah China be winning
9:17 a lot China's up there too got a lot L China's up there but definitely not with ████ Marathon running yeah that's what makes it sad it's like come on you you don't need to do that yeah that's what I'm saying it's so dorky yeah you got other sports good at right wait can you cheat in Yu-Gi-Oh I don't know I asked 12 13year old yeah yeah right yeah right you really don't remember anything you have fake cards you could I remember like like if like with Joe is like showing me some of the cards I'm like yeah that looks familiar but I don't know the rules I don't know the game apparently the game has changed since then too oh okay damn you probably forgot more about Yu-Gi-Oh than any of us know knows about Yu-Gi-Oh probably yeah that's true I do like it I do like it when that there was that recent meme that was talking about how like you know uh China finally got like dethroned in like the academic like decathlon or some ████ by America and then it's like all the American people are like all Chinese
10:08 people but like China can't be doing that too right cuz there are like technically citizens of their nation that are also like you know some sort of other genetic makeup yeah like Alan Iverson plays over there now yes starbur is over there or ████ dght Howard Dwight Howard plays in taiw ████ um I mean they're just switching papers true and they're playing for the champ is why Howard still playing over there I think he plays in Tai dude he's dropping like 50 at night that is he is like he's pulled up from like half court and just shooting like just ████ around at this point ████ yam in that ████ playing with kid I wonder if he's making good money prob yeah probably are he probably making better money than he would get in
10:58 an NBA contract now really they wouldn't give him one out here yeah they made Jeremy Lynn quit dude he's not even playing over there he's not bro you know Yao m is only like 43 years old really yeah holy ████ that's a lot younger than I thought right too wow I Googled that ████ that ████ 43 he still the same well that makes sense though right like he was in his prime like what like 18 years ago I could have sworn I watched him when I was in high school no am I tripping I probably Tri right high school was like 20 years ago dude yeah what year did you graduated 2003 you did so yeah damn why's wrong I was just curious I don't know why I don't know why I was so makes sound like high school was like ████ 3 years ago I know right yeah it feels like it was well yeah cuz we it's cuz we haven't matured 21 years ago for you you graduate I was supposed to graduate 2002 by I spent 5 years in high school cuz I was really smart hey so you like me so I
11:48 so I was supposed to graduate' 05 but I was like I'll do it next year I'm like how about this how about this I'll do it next year 06 and I did that good bargaining good good bargaining right cuz you were slaying that on that cheer team huh bargaining stay in he's like the only way to you know cheat at cheer is if you're like older cuz you're like better and stuff that I'm stay another year cheting at cheer is pretty funny right hey random cheer question you know that Viral clip recently of that one girl it's like looks like it's during like a USA competition or something and she does she tries to do like a full twist backflip and it doesn't even look like she's ever landed it in her life what could possess somebody to attempt that at a that's bad coaching you don't think she's got hyped the
12:40 crowd she heard the Stark fangled ban for them to have for the squad to have trusted her with that moment yeah right that's bad coaching no she looks completely uncertain like she's never wait did she eat ████ yeah but it's like it doesn't look like even the prep she looks like she doesn't have it in her body to do it ever yeah that part she never he didn't even get to 30% I got to see this video I'll find it for you man it's crazy yeah uh a lot of times that's bad coaching cuz a lot of times coaches like even if they can even if the kid can somewhat land it they'll still put it in the routine yeah we don't have to practice it it's fine we'll just do game day [Music]
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