0:00 This is a John Wick tournament. >> Bam, bam, bam. >> [laughter] >> It's like after he goes bam, bam, bam, you play the part too. You got to Wait, is everyone in suits? >> Yeah. >> Where is this? >> I don't know. >> Yo, THIS IS SO COOL. The goal is it's pretty much like jujitsu tournament with the gun in the middle and who gets to the gun first. Yep. >> I want to do this. >> And you got to play dead. >> Do they have an airsoft gun? >> Bad tactic, dude. You don't I don't know if it's airsoft. I think that it's just like when you first to pull the trigger wins. >> It goes pop. >> Yeah. >> So, I've actually done this exercise in real life. >> That s███'s hard. >> How so? >> Um so, I did it with Tim Kennedy. We were uh doing He was teaching one of his like self-defense classes. And the drill was it's you and another person. So, everyone is equal. Everyone is equal facing each other. So, it'd be like let's say Anthony, Nick, they're
0:50 they're they're in a corner, me and Joe in a corner, Stephen Will in a corner. And everyone either has a knife or a gun in the middle and it goes ready, boom, you go and grab it. You see how important it is to actually manipulate the person and the weapon is actually not important. That's the lesson that you learn. With Tim, because he's special forces, Green Beret, all that crazy stuff, UFC fighter, I had a handicap or he had the handicap where I start with a gun and a knife. >> In your hand? My hands. >> And in under 30 seconds, he was uh shanking me in the balls and the gun was going up my ass within 30 seconds. >> With you're using your own hand. >> dominated you. >> And I had a gun and a knife. >> And he had a ball in his mouth at the end. >> That ████ [laughter] was crazy. I was like, dude, this guy, if I ever invited him over to like have a barbecue at my
1:42 house, he can kill me, my wife, and I there's nothing I can do about it. >> Or he can kill your wife and baby. >> [laughter] >> So, he's never coming over. >> Never telling him my address ever. >> But were you guys wearing suits? Because I feel like that's what makes this. >> No, the suit cuz suits are hard to move, right? >> No, so like yeah, it's that's what makes it, but I'm sure when they train, they're just training, right? And then so we were in a training room. But like people like him, I think would be perfect for ████ like that. >> But suits aren't made like gees, so they must be going through hell of suits. >> They're ripping sleeves off for sure. >> [laughter] >> Seams are being ripped. >> they should come out with like uh secret service gee suits. >> Where there's like you go like this, but there's like elastic on the back or something that stretches. >> Yeah. >> So a gusset? >> And it's all like super thick and like >> does secret service get their suits from? >> They got to be all stretchy like the
2:32 Hong Kong cinema style ones. >> It's not prior tux. They don't just wear normal suits. >> No, dude, they're on that John Wick ████ or where it's bulletproof. >> I don't see secret service doing cool moves though. Like when Trump got shot >> That's true. >> They like they're just like tackling him. >> They were posing for for pictures. Yeah, they're all stiff too. Like oh, my suit. >> Like that lady couldn't even grab her gun. Her suit's too tight. >> She was an actress though. She was an actress. It's obvious. >> Oh, from the wedding scene Wedding Crasher? I mean not not the wedding the Bridesmaids movie. >> Yeah, Bridesmaids lady. >> Jenny McCarthy? >> Yeah, Melissa McCarthy was like couldn't even grab her gun that day. >> [laughter] >> She's too hot. She's too hot. >> I would like to think that like you know, someone from John Wick casting was like wearing a little baseball cap and was just like mad discreet sitting there just seeing if there's anybody. >> Well, they're always looking for stunt guys. >> Or knowing how sick Keanu Reeves is, he might just show up and just like make everybody's ████ life.
3:24 Just like make everyone's life and that's it. It was like genuinely just a gift. >> Not a PR stunt. >> You guys remember Lord of the Rings? I I heard that the cat who played Aragorn um he said >> Viggo Mortensen. >> He said that he he killed all of the stunt guys like like 500 times each cuz he just was going through stunt guys like you know, merking all these like trolls and ████ >> He was cutting them in half. >> Dude, on some on some very nerdy Lord of the Rings ████ which I always have loved and have been they ████ talk about Viggo Mortensen like he's goated. The whole cast like the director like everybody's like this guy is just goaded the way he was working with stuff. Like him breaking his ████ toe when he kicks the helmet and that was the take they used in the movie. Um to to like him like on his every off day he's just practicing riding horses and building a relationship with his horse for the movie. >> like take the horse, too? He like bought the horse after? >> Like he was just goaded. >> So he was on that set for what like 17
4:16 years probably? >> [laughter] >> Damn. >> It was like and it just they just kept getting booked for more Lord of the Rings. >> First of all like Ian McKellen was on the set for way longer cuz Gandalf played the Hobbit series, too. >> Oh ████ He came back. >> But Viggo like like apparently even when he got called to take the part he didn't really know Lord of the Rings but his son was like a ████ nerd was super and he was like, "You're going to play Aragorn. You have to take the job. You're going to be the king." Yeah. It's the coolest thing ever. I don't know. I'm nerd now. >> Apparently Liv Tyler, um you know she was like the elf lady in the movie. She like wanted to kiss Viggo Mortensen so bad that she had him come to set cuz he wasn't supposed to be there that day. >> To like practice? >> No cuz she was supposed to kiss like a stunt double. >> Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> She's like I rather have >> But she's like you got to get Viggo. She's like I've been waiting three movies for this ████ >> [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. >> My dad's Steven Tyler. Do you know my dad's Steven Tyler?
5:06 >> Exactly. >> It's pretty tight. It's pretty goated. >> But apparently Keanu is like the man like that, too. Everyone loves him. >> Everyone's trying to kiss that dude. >> You know one guy that's notoriously known to ████ up all of his stunt guys is Steven Seagal. >> Seagal, ████ yeah. >> Like I've even heard it from stunt guys and that's just the thing. >> This guy's not even doing stunts anymore, bro. >> He just beats people up. >> Well right now he's fat. >> Bro, it's like he's like and the [snorts] guys are flying 5 ft away. He's he's barely doing any action. >> Well like from peak Seagal like he really believed he could fight, right? >> Under Siege, dude. >> And then like he would just beat the ████ out of his stunt guys. And they're like, "Why you hit me for real?" >> Hey you guys want to go watch a movie together? ████ The Furious. >> Oh, I'm slow down. >> I really want to watch that. >> What is that? >> It's the martial club guys. >> The martial club guys that we've had on the show, but then they pretty much head
5:57 honchoed a new like Asian action cinema film and they got some of the guys from The Raid on it. >> Tight. >> It's like the new raid. >> Like Joe Taslim's in it who's like and and the other dude from The Raid 2 like >> And then they got the other guy who was that that plays all the kids in the Jet Li movies, but he's grown up now and he actually took a hiatus from Hong Kong cinema and he's back in the show. >> character. >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's him. >> The trailer looks amazing. Or like >> That's so sick. >> You know the kid in all the Jet Li movies, right? Yeah. So that kid he took a hiatus to like I don't know just be a regular person. >> That's why he looks so familiar, bro. >> he came back. When I saw him in the trailer I was like, "Who the ████ is this guy?" >> Why do I feel like I've known him my whole life? >> Is he the is he the one in the kung fu movies where you always see the dick? >> What? >> I think that's I think that's the wrong movie. >> No, do you know in the kung fu movie there's always a naked boy? >> Oh, the one yeah, when you search it in pornhub >> What do you type?
6:47 >> No, not not so it's like the Jet Li movies they're not comedy. The comedy ones yeah, that the monk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Remember when Jet Li was in Lethal Weapon 4 and like Riggs takes him? I was like, "I don't know if I'd [clears throat] buy this s███." Cuz I saw too much Jet Li clips at that point. I was like, "I don't think I buy it." >> But they do the classic he gets his ass kicked for like 20 minutes and then he like lands a lucky punch on him. >> That's true. >> Oh, I actually met Jet Li. >> What? >> What was he like? >> Oh ████ that's crazy. >> Like a few weeks ago. >> What? >> Oh, were you at Gold House? >> Uh no, he he came to LA for something. Like he has like he has a book coming out. >> Yeah? >> So uh did you try to big time Jet Jet Li at all? Were you like, "Hey, my mom likes you." >> His daughter was pretty hot. >> Oh, really? >> Look her up. Look her up. Look her up. >> 25. >> Oh, perfect for you. Good age. But I don't want to She's like one of those people she's like I was like, "Oh well, what do you do?" He's like, "Oh, like I'm into fashion." But she's like, you know >> Comes from a gazillionaire family.
7:37 Doesn't matter what the ████ she does. >> don't really do anything to be honest. >> She could start a whole Tupperware line ████ explode. >> Yeah, I could be on nothing. >> Right, so I feel like at that level everything is just a hobby and you don't really got to work. >> At that level everything's a success. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you're already starting so high up there. >> Is that your type, Will? >> Yeah, the other one's cuter. >> Oh, [laughter] that's cute. Oh, ████ Hang on, I got >> That one's busted, the other one's cuter. >> She's busted as ████ [laughter] But she's a model for like Versace or some ████ >> So apparently she's not busted to other people, but to you she's busted, huh? >> No, because yeah. >> [laughter] >> No, because yeah. That's funny. What's her name? >> Jane or something. Is that him recently? Because he looks so much better. Yeah, he looks great. No, he looks >> He was looking good. During his sick period he was looking kind of like bad. >> her that's that's her. >> She looks white. >> That's a Mexican, bro.
8:27 >> What? That's her. >> [laughter] >> That's a Mexican. >> I got it. Who's this chick? >> That's the homo Mexicanus. >> No, Jojo just jerked off to this. >> [laughter] >> I couldn't find her. >> Okay, yeah, same. >> This is the best we got. >> No, Steve's got Steve's just got this in his cookies, just loaded up, you know what >> Hey, would you guys compete in the in the John Wick jiu jitsu? >> I would love to do something like that. That looks sick. >> good enough, but I'll support Nick. >> That looks fun, dude. >> That looks so fun. >> That feels like a like a offshoot of jiu jitsu, like when you're playing multiplayer in Call of Duty and you're like, you know, I'm done with team death match. Let me just go with like, I don't know. Let's do knives only. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I think they should Can let me let me do catch and kill. >> But see, like the drills that Barber was talking about where you do those like somebody has a gun, you have to get it, you have to fight them for it. Like I would love to do those kind of drills. >> Do it right now. >> Yeah, do it right now. We're going to call it cool jitsu. All these different
9:19 styles. Okay, round one. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, kill each other now. >> You guys do it. You guys do it, Nick. >> First one to get THE >> NO, YOU OH, DEAD. I'M DEAD. YOU GUYS DO IT, NICK. THAT WAS TOO ████ easy. >> No, this is it. >> You can resist. >> All right. >> THAT'S A BOMB. THAT'S A BOMB. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WHY YOU GOING IN? ANTHONY, you and Anthony do it. >> Come on, dude, you're passionate. You're training? Copy of RV. I'm literally dying from every Dude, you suck, man. You do it with the All that training for what? Tyga's going to watch one day and just be like No, that's the whole point is to see that He's literally attacking you, though. He's going to be so disappointed. If I was disappointed and he's attacking you, it's like, dude, what would your master I just killed you with the DVD cover, dude. Look at this. Right in the solar plexus. Maybe I'm not cut out for this. What's another one they should use? Knives, guns, bazooka? Dildos. RPGs, RPGs. He'll break a chair
10:09 leg and ████ I think I think that's a good one. He killed a guy with a book. Oh, yeah, that one was sick. That's what I That's what I just did the same thing. What was the fourth one or fifth one? It's all He kills everybody with a book in a In the library. In the library. Yeah. What do you think you can't kill somebody with? Like impossible. This guy could kill people with his bare hands. Love. Love. You can't kill with love. Look how fast he is. This guy kill, yeah. How would you kill a guy with tissues? With tissues? Just shoving it his ████ nose and his throat. And his ears and just plug up all the holes. As a avid jiu-jitsu practitioner, do you think we should all be going into class with our everyday clothes instead of our gi? No, go with the gi. Why? Because they're made It's made to be pulled on. But most people don't use gis. Yeah, but imagine when you grab someone's ████ shirt and you pull their like you pull somebody with a But this they don't I'm
10:59 going to grab do a hockey style, dude. You take someone's shirt, you pull it over their head and just start ████ socking them out. It's literally that simple. It doesn't need to be harder than that. But for your no gi, it should be like kind of my go-to move. >> [laughter] >> Cuz even no gi is unrealistic. You You don't You're not Only Hawaii it's realistic because people don't dress like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or both of them are training clothes. It's like you don't go to the to the gym wearing those. Cuz you're like, "Oh, I'm going to be I'm going to be lifting things in real life with this." You wear your workout clothes to go work out. >> I should go to the gym in overalls. >> Well, you see the guy that works out in like a collared shirt and jeans, you just respect that guy a little bit more. >> With a dress shirt? >> Yeah. You're like, he's getting it in. >> There'll be some construction workers just ████ with their vise with their neon visor, yeah. >> Look at John Cena, he wrestles in jean
11:50 shorts. So, you can do anything, really. >> You can do anything. >> I'm just trying to get you to say yes, so we can all go to class like this. >> Get your copy of RV, you guys. >> [laughter] >> Ryan's going to be getting his copy real soon.
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