0:00 [Music] real quick uh who in this room do we all collectively think is the most like either just degenerate delinquent uh in in their high school days in my high school days he said my reveal i think it's a tie between these two for high school degenerate day i don't know maybe did you guys ever like break into houses and do ████ did what'd you guys do but that wasn't in high school none of them lawns hey you forked lawns dude i was fine you did something big time by the way that's senior prank different that's that's a prank different category what did you guys do when you broke into houses stole oh he's like just a regular petty theft you know
0:50 so um a bunch of teens recently broke into an 8 million dollar florida mansion in order to party and hold boxing matches okay i'm listening where's the dobermans at those those mansions got those dolores come out bite people yeah where's the brick security at you know where's the brink stober the golf cart yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and how did they know it was empty bunch of hooligans and the wet sprinklers to make everyone slip and fall eight million dollar house that's correct all right here we go here we go here we go let's get a little video here we got a video what this house looks like whoa yikes holy ████ god damn damn people love fights is it like all high
1:40 school kids teens all teenagers apparently that looks like a good party it looks like a good party right like a lot of good people it's not your house you're not gonna break anything it's not yours that's kind of gene like that's kind of bold in high school like being that bold it's brave a ████ mansion yeah that's scary i knew this guy would give props right away that's so crazy i mean the the most that we've done is like let's go sister use a pool of like if you look into someone's backyard they're like that's a dope pool and then you just like see that they're not home and then you jump in and you use that pull i mean the criminal stuff is different that's the criminal stuff is like yeah i mean that's that's hardcore the pool's also like you know like break into the house you're breaking out the outside of the house yeah yeah you like hop the backyard fence and some ████ and then
2:31 they get over my pool and you're like ████ just wet and just running out the cops i mean like the owners may not call the cops if they saw yeah i probably wouldn't like i don't know that's weird if you got away you'd be like ah i'd actually be a kid worried about the kids like running and ████ up pretty hard yeah i just be like hey guys just get out and go this way don't hop the fans and you know like don't give your parents a reason to sue me yeah like yeah yeah yeah for real i remember just ████ around like that you know and i'm wow i want them to go go steal my neighbors like swing set for a little while you know what i mean swing set yeah well not like steal it but like i would go i would go use it oh oh i thought you like picked it up and like walked out of the whole playground no i was like ████ ants are like six years old and ████ and like my neighbors had a sick swing set and my name is piece of ████ it's six years old you're not you're adorable like yeah but
3:21 i felt like a criminal was your neighbor yelling at you you were no but they but it was definitely too early i wasn't supposed to be outside yet this was when i was living in indy and then my parents weren't even awake yet and so i would i would like sneak out of the house go play at my neighbor's house like in their backyard before anyone was awake yet yeah i was sick that was back when i was an early bird he's dead he's i'm murdering him no he still wakes up early he's on the crypto right away i actually do actually he wakes up hell earlier what time do you wake up bro i get up honestly i get like seven now dude when i was crashing at this place i wake up early i wake up i go downstairs she's already on the computer i'm like oh ████ what time do you sleep you sleep i go to bed like two you only need like five hours of sleep before honestly if i get more than that i'm way too tired it's not even fun yeah you get tired for having eight hours of sleep i wish i had yeah but he supplements on like 20 red bulls so there you go
4:11 you're a liar see where all these things went yeah would you like all these nice people i i'm just a pathological liar how do you explain yourself to your parents yeah i don't i don't they don't know i'm here doing this right okay they shouldn't really hope they don't steve's really powered by that biden hack because he's filled with inspiration is what it is united states yeah legally and you better get used to that's not what i heard dude i heard i wasn't getting used to it it was illegal he won office actually i think he did it right because his platform was which i was like i'm voting for that yeah fool me once yeah so people found out about this uh ████ party because obviously people are throwing it on social media ████ 20 cars outside snapchat all these a bunch
5:03 of different things yet ironically nobody was really caught convicted or anything like that the police have just put out notices saying that there are like 200 people that ended up showing here if anybody's got information about different people that blah blah blah you know come forward with information they bounced before the cops could even get there when law enforcement arrived partygoers left the scene they said evidence from the party was easy to find since those that broke and posted their own evidence on social media yeah of course they did yeah but like at the same time it's like there was like over 200 people there you know what i mean they're saying the police said videos are circulating on snapchat instagram and other social media platforms with some of the highlights including where some of the people attending turned the four year of the 8 million dollar home into a boxing ring but the shares are now asking for those who ransack the home to come forward
5:53 themselves before the evidence does it for them oh interesting what's crazy is those homes are so big they could be on like multiple acres or whatever so it could have been way into the night before any other neighbor even noticed that anything fishy bro you could be dude i've been in your house i could be downstairs fighting ████ anthony in the living room with boxing gloves on i'm knocking ████ over you wouldn't even ████ know no but this guy says he's got a neighbor who ████ come out and would just be like with like ████ a gun and ████ and be like who is that who are you he's hardcore wait what he's from mississippi well you were like you're like you have a neighbor that'll come up with guns pointed at you and you're like he's pretty cool i like him he pretty helps protect he protects and serves dude right if it's not bart if it's not geo it's like he's going to shoot somebody no that doesn't give him the warm fuzzies we're visiting his house yeah i feel safe
6:43 i guess if it's not taika too you gotta add taika in there he's i was thinking about this the other day like you know when we're like that age right and then you have these like events that you had to be there because there was no ████ cameras and the only people that kind of know are the ones that go out and then like tell the story right so everyone that's listening to this ████ they're only like hearing about what happened and then now you could just see everything like everything is just ████ captured right sure i understand oh really you don't understand yeah me neither listening because that ████ is everywhere now yeah but like do you like that better where you have to kind of like the imagination yeah imagine when someone tells you the story or would you rather just see the real thing i was boring as ████ in high school so i'd rather just see it because i didn't
7:33 go out anyway so let me tell you a true story i was in fifth grade okay we were we were having a party in basement my friend's house a birthday party and it was fun because we were all having like a little fight club down there and when you're in fifth grade you don't really fight you sort of just throw each other on the ground start trying to kiss each other there were a couple girls there so we were just means it was real real throwing the boys were trying we didn't know what we would even do if we got a girl naked but we wanted to try right so we were like throwing each other in the ground and ████ and uh it was all really pathetic well you're throwing the girls on the ground no no each other dudes the girls are watching so we're trying like you know ████ girls and ████ you know round one trying to get a girl's attention by making out with your best friend you know that's how to get attention but the legendary story from this fifth grade party wasn't even the fights or anything all that was
8:23 forgettable but my friend joel he had an american flag in the basement and he ████ took down his pants and he wiped his butt on the american flag whoa and that is something that we all remember it was the most extreme thing i had ever seen you guys like you just ████ did blasphemy yeah obviously i'm in a military family and i was just like i was like you have to go burn the flag now that's the craziest ████ i've ever ████ absolutely seen in my life would you rather start pissing on yourself i do i just couldn't even believe it you feel guilty like what was that you all felt guilty well we were like wow this guy's too far and like that's the moment that got steve green into comedy right now he stepped over the line actually and i told no i didn't do it but no that was but like it's just funny to remember like little stupid ████ thing like that yeah but like it's so big it's pretty extreme that's like
9:13 brilliant whoa that kid is like the lenny because he also has a boy right you know when you've helped like you lead like pledges allegiance to that like city council whatever it's like don't let the flag touch the floor yeah because then you have to burn it yeah yeah and if i were to see that in fifth grade that probably blow my mind too i'm like yeah what well there's that oh my mind there's that cat during oh god i think a revolutionary war or some ████ and he wouldn't let the civil war he wouldn't let the flag touch the ground or some ████ he's getting shot he wins wins the medal of honor and wouldn't let the fighters around this guy's ████ wiping his ass you're just thinking about ████ like that people have died for these colors yeah yeah but it is but you are like indoctrinated that way as a kid in america you're taught all that ████ 100 who's our generation oh well every country is like that right yeah like every country they're not going to let their flags to ground that patriotism it's like universal yeah and this guy's
10:04 colors don't run brother that's right and yet it seems like a very american thing to wipe your ass with a flag i know right it is it is a very patriotic expression of my freedom of speech but it's so funny to think of like this fifth grade little ass little white ass just ████ rubbing his ass on a pristine flag that probably got to kind of plastic like four months prior to the four or five i'm looking at other fifth graders it's just like stop the music like everybody's like a ████ streak on my ████ flag for july 4th they ████ hang it up and they're like who cramped on it red white and brown that's ████ weird she's
10:54 like this these colors actually are kind of runny [Music] you
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