0:00 [Music] Dude, you know what they come here for? So here's Bart be about Tao 100%. Mhm. Yeah, that video did crazy. That video did great. Yeah, just us all over Bart for buying him a 3D printer because he did one basic thing. All it is is crazy, Bart. How calmly he said it was such a good It is crazy. No, the delivery was great. Also, it's like, you know what, we didn't touch on or maybe we did talk about in that video, but it's not in the edit that people don't realize. Taco wants to get a 3D printer cuz he wants to print a rocktopus. What's that? Oh, yeah. It's the rock's head on an octopus body. Bart said he wanted to sell it. Dude, even better, uh, Bart actually did buy the printer, but then they can't figure it out, so they haven't done anything. Oh, but I thought T is little
0:51 Mr. research and we went to I I you just Well, dude, that's what that's why he got the printer cuz he's Mr. Research. A few days ago, I met up Bart at a gun show like that was happening in Vegas and he brought Ta. And then um Tao wanted this toy that got one of the stands and it was a 3D printed dragon. He bought it. I was like, "You bought him a printer already. Why are you buying 3D printed toys?" How much was it? $500. No, it wasn't that much. It was a cool dragon. Oh, that was so funny cuz um as soon as I went to his house after the the talk we had about Ta and Bar said he wasn't going to buy it, as soon as I went came over, Tao was like knock boy. Ta was like, "Uncle, you want to see my 3D player?" Unbelievable, dude. And Barts was like I was like, "You mother got it for him,
1:41 dude." I was having to um But they can't figure it out is the funniest thing in the world. It seems like it would take a lot to figure that out. McKenz watches JK all the time. Carlo, by the way. No way, Carlo. That's ████ sick. Yeah. To the point where like uh his his girl like um he rehearses with me, right? Like all day and then he goes home. He puts it on while he plays video games. His girl I thought Carl was gay. Yeah, he is gay. And then his girl I'm just kidding cuz he's watching so I wanted to check. Uh his girl/ roommate or whatever their situationship is walks in and then is like, "Dude, you're so gay. You spent all day with him and then you got to watch him on video. That's pretty funny. That is flaming, bro. That's actually pretty funny. That is flames. Maybe he's watching for the rest of us, but then but then he does it. He's But Nick's so funny. He skips Anthony talking every
2:31 time. That's ████ up. And then so he watches so he he's seen all these clips. So we end up talking about this last night at dinner. He's talking about ████ Bart Van Ta $300 printer. Yeah. that they can't figure out. But everybody at the table's like, "What?" Like, I was like, "Yeah, when was the last time you guys got a $300 gift from your parents?" Thank you. Never. Everybody's ████ traumatized about this idea. That's our generation though, man. I can't imagine getting that. And it's not And it's not like No offense, but let's just ████ on T cuz that's funny, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's not like he's a ████ grade A student who like, you know what I'm talking about. Let's go. Yeah. Like the last IG story that they have, he's like jumping all over the kitchen table and like throwing ████ I'm like this household is crazy. Like you think he's going to be a streamer one day? I feel like he has like that streamer vibe. Yeah. No, I think he's going to be a
3:21 doctor. And the doctor when he finishes surgery, he's going to go put some respect on my No. You know why I think that? Cuz he pulled up a link at 7 years old. I think he's going to be a ████ astrophysicist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's what I think. I wonder if he's going to go in the military. You think so? I don't know. That'd be pretty cool. No way, dude. He's going to get everything handed to him on silver. He's going to have 16 houses handed to him by the time he's 18. I mean, Bart, he's got 27 doors already. He already has a Bitcoin. Kid has a Bitcoin. Like, what are we talking about? He has a Bitcoin. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Bart got him in Bitcoin. Like, of course, that's a great investment. 100%. But it's like, you know, that means Tao's doing better than my parents financially. Yeah. Ta's doing better than like both of them. He's killing a dude. He has a He also has a 3D printer, too. And like that's the
4:11 prize, not what he can print. Just having to print. When he figures it out, I wonder what he's going to make though. He buys 3D printers to flex on people. No, here's what's going to happen. He's just going to get bored and find something else to do and that 3D printer is just going to sit there. I wonder if it's like a CNC machine. Like, you know how those take a ████ ton of like a while to get? I have a feeling that that maybe because Ta just picked the cheapest one. The cheapest stuff is usually harder to figure out cuz it's less streamlined. Oh, it doesn't have like the software. It's Amazon. It's made in China. Maybe. Maybe that's the case. So, you have to make the plastic. It's like a ████ 3D print. I mean, printers are a racket in it of itself, right? Like they just run out of ink after like two prints every single time. Dude, 3D printers got to be way crazier. You think that it's there's a racket behind it or anything? Yeah. It's like when you know when you're a kid and like your sister would get like those like little kitchen things where you can make
5:01 ice cream and stuff. That's what they say that. Yeah, dude. The second you run out of the ingredients, it's like, what does that toy do? Nothing. And then the ingredients are so expensive. They're way That's early subscription. It's like 15 bucks to to make a cake. Cake mix is like six bucks, dude. That's where they make their money. A real cake is so much cheaper. Yeah. And it's like this big. I don't even know how a 3D printer works. So, I feel like I have nothing to even add. I think you just need a program. What does it build it off of, though? If if the equivalent was like when we were kids of someone ████ on us cuz our parents bought us a desk jet. A death jet like a regular ████ spoiled. You have a color printer. I will never believe that that having a desk jet is the same as a 3D printer ever. A desk jet? Are you kidding me? Hey, having a PC though. You grew up You grew up with a lot of PCs. That was pretty fancy. I
5:52 used to have a what do you call it? Not a photocopy machine, but I used my dad's to like print ████ as a kid and just copy the ████ out of it. And like you could do so much fun stuff with it though. Ken, you probably are the guy who like went into the library, saw the ████ Xerox machine, sat on it with your bare ass, and it was photocopying all dude. Yeah. I bet you done that ████ I've done that with my head. I actually never ass can ass. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I remember growing up my dad cuz he was a sound editor and for his computer he had to use a Mac but back then Macs didn't work with anything. So like all the games that was sick was always on PC. So I was like I want a PC so bad but we always have ████ Mac and we have these lame ████ games. Everything was like floppy disc. You always have to wait
6:42 like 6 years for the game everyone was playing to come to Mac. Yeah the hell was bad. By the time you try to get it to run it just doesn't run well. my Mac. I play Sims on a Mac and it was just a disaster. I had to do the partition app with Mac, you know, where you can turn half your hard drive into a PC and you like run the Windows, dude. Yeah. But then the second you're doing that and then trying to run the gaming program, like you're the guy who's lagging on everything, bro. It just doesn't work. Have you ever heard of uh in elementary the computers at our school were amiggas? Have you ever heard of an amigga? Amigga? Amigga? A mig? Uh-uh. It's um sounds familiar, but it does sound worse. It's even worse than Mac back then. They had no software for it, but then there was just so many AmIGGA stands. Like for some reason, it was kind of like a like the Outlaws computer. Like this outlier. This is like a like you know that thing where people think it's superior because it's
7:32 less known. That's why our schools had them cuz there was this one teacher that was so into Amiggas. We were forced to learn amiggas. It was completely useless knowledge after 2 years. That's funny. Horrible. But he somehow convinced the whole staff to like get it. In the yearbook, like certain things that were edited, it will say like edited by Bill and his amigga. Like he's such a stand for it. This dude was like writing hard for it and it never went anywhere. Crash plummeted. Amigga stock. Imagine forcing all the kids to learn this thing and it just completely just dissolved. It's a useless technology. I like how he really thought that it was the future and then he's like, "Everyone's got to get on this." And it ████ completely. But then when we switched to PCs, like regular PCs in the school, I started a racket where, you know, everyone had a discet. So each student had to have their own disc. It's a floppy disc. That's like the 3.5.
8:22 Oh, there's a like your account on it, right? The thing, not the floppy floppy, but the thing where the metal slides. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy. Yeah. So, everyone had to have one of those to put their work on. And then people would pay me like two bucks to put uh comics on them. That's sick. And I would I would get comics from online and just like put them on there. That's sick. And I got in trouble. Wait, you you would download them from online? Yeah. That's sick. That's pretty sick, dude. You're ahead of your time, brother. But I got I got busted. Did you do on your Amiga? Do that PC. Just on PC. Who ratted you out? No, the teacher knew because they would load them into the computer and they would show on the screen and she's like, "Where'd you get that? Why is that?" Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Somebody ratted you or either every single time he had a comic by Ryan. Well, it's cuz I'm the I'm the only person doing dumb ████ like that. So, of course, it's me. I also put games on the on the student computers and I got in trouble for that.
9:13 You put games on the student computer because back then they had this thing called shareware and you would buy a disc and it would have 250 games all like shareware where only the first level is accessible and if you want to play the whole game you register and you pay an extra fee. So, you have like 10% of a game 200 times. So you could they could fit on discs cuz they were so small. That's why I played Doom. I only played the first level of Doom for like two years, dude. I remember those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Duke Nukem or that one. Mac. Yeah. Yeah. The demos, man. And then I asked for Duke Nukem for my birthday and I actually got it and that was life-changing cuz I could get past the first level. This door is open. Yeah. So you didn't send your parents the the Amazon link? Yeah. No. Yeah. It would have blown the doors off my dad. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth
10:03 and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. I remember I wanted Counter Strike so bad, but people were like, "You have to get Doom first to get the Counter Strike." What? Like add-on? Yeah. Add-on. So, I got Doom. Oh, no. They were talking about Halflife cuz you need Halfife to run Counter Strike. Yeah, that's right. Halfife. Dude, if you tried to do it with Doom, imagine how ████ up the freaking thing would be. Yeah, but I played the whole thing and I was like Half Life was sick. I I thought Yeah, I thought that uh Counterstrike was going to open up after I unlocked
10:53 everything. Oh, so you played the whole scientist with a crowbar, everything. Oh my god, how do I get to counter? I have to earn it. Yeah, it's so long. It's really long. Yeah. Can you imagine a joke coming in here and be like, "Back in my day, you had to earn playing Counterstrike. You don't just get to click on it." You could just download it. You just download as an extension pretty much. You had to go through all those sewers and stop the nuclear. Did you eventually play Counter Strike? I gave up and I went to the cuz they had PC bombs. I just start going there. And also, I didn't have like I had like 56k, so it was pointless to even get it. That's true. Yeah. I didn't even think it through. I was like, "All right, I'm going to get Halflife first." You clip through the walls and ████ like that. I I didn't even like it. Like it was all like alien and weird and I was like, "What? When are we going to shoot some
11:44 terrorists and s███?" Yeah, it's like Event Horizon basically. Yeah, it was so boring sci-fi. Dang, I liked Halflife, dude. Yeah, you don't shoot terrorist. Not if you're trying to play Counter Strike. That's like a total derailment. It's like you you have one thing in mind and then it's like if it's not that thing, it's just doesn't work. You're just criticizing the whole time you're playing. It's like you're trying to watch 13 hours and they end up watching Alien. Yeah. It is funny how my attention span like like I used to play games and like watch the story line and now I'm like, can we ████ cut through this ████ ████ Yeah, the story line is the best part. Spamming the A button. Now the story. I don't do that with GTA, but I do with everything else. I do with everything just about. Just cuz you you're losing the time of like it's like life. Everyday life is going by. You're like, I can't sit here and watch this. I'm like, I got 20 minutes to play this level. Hurry the ████ up. Well, that's it that reminds me of I remember I had a
12:34 buddy come over one time. He's like, we should let's play Halo Halo 2 or whatever it was. And I was like, no, we got to play Halo one first. And he's like, nah, dude. I don't want to play, you know what I mean? Like, but like as a kid, you're like, dude, the storyline ████ Oh, you want to know what's going to go on and ████ Now, now I don't I don't have time for that. I'm like, I don't give a ████ Yeah. Well, with Red Dead, I will watch the story, too, because Yeah, bro. Even Red Dead, I'm like, me too, dude. How many goddamn conversations? I was like, I got a 20 minute horse ride. I got to get I got to leave now. I'm always looking at traffic. I'm like, I'm going to get to an encounter. I'm going to get sidetracked and I'm not going to make it back. These hills ain't going to be empty for long, Dutch. And all this ████ I'm just like, "Oh god." Did you play Red Dead? I I still haven't gotten through it. I played like 5 minutes of Red Dead 2. Everybody was like raving about it being like the best game ever. It's dope. It just makes me You just
13:25 have to get You just have to get through with the snow part, dude. Why do they Why did they open it so ████ boring? They opened it boring. They did. It's so boring. The snow thing is pretty boring. It's so terrible. So, do you do you recommend I like try and go back and actually Yeah. get through the snow part and then you can start killing hookers and stuff. You can't be busy lassoing them up. I think if you're busy, you your mind will just be thinking of ████ If you can settle into it, dude, it's like the greatest ████ world you can experience. Yeah, I think you got to be on like an airplane to play that ████ game. You remember you got to be on like a 170 My problem. You got to be locked in. You can't have any chores to do. You have to be locked in. Yeah. And it's an international flight. My problem with Red Dead is I'm too ████ wanted in that game. You have to be single. You have to I love getting hunted by these. I can't have fun for long cuz I'm always wanted. Yeah. I I'm shoving for guns and
14:15 the the bounty hunters. I'm always I'm serious, dude. Cuz I've done so much ████ up ████ in that game that I They're always after me and I'm like, "God damn, how do I clear?" So you're you're an evil guy. Yeah, cuz then you're like it's red the whole region for the whole game. It's the worst, dude. I have bounties in every region I'm in. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, "What kind of cowboy game is this? Everyone knows that I done ████ up ████ Everybody. Yeah. I was like, I wore the ████ thing. I wore a mask. There's no internet here, brother. I wore a mask. I got a haircut after. There's no internet. You can't You can't take my picture. Yeah. I'm wearing a ████ mask. Like, how does everyone know I'm like the most evil guy ever? And I killed the bounty hunters that were chasing me. I'm killing hookers. I'm dragging people to train tracks and running them over and ████ There's nobody around, by the way. Or maybe if there was somebody around, I I run them down and shoot them. The best part in Red Dead though, like like are the animals talking is the random encounters
15:06 like when you're going through like Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The randomly generated scenarios. That's pretty sight. Where someone gets their their their carriage ████ up and they're like, "Hey, could you please help me?" And then ban it and it's a freaking ambush. Yeah. You're like, "Oh." And then after that, you never believe it. You just kill the guy. But all the time I try to And then when you get disappointed when they're actually like, "I need some help. Can you ride me to town?" I'm like, "Uh, but that's I just shoot him." Yeah. Like just run like it's too boring. Ah, it's kind of out of the way, you know. You play it like fast travel. You play it like it's real life. I don't got the time right now. Can you get If it was supposed Let's play co-op. Let's play co-op. If it was supposed to be a ambush, right, but then you end up shooting them. Do you still get wanted? Sometimes if someone sees you, they'll call you. They'll call the cops and ████ And then I got to kill that guy cuz he saw me, dude. It's like
15:57 Have you ever played Mafia? Yeah. It's like that when you kill somebody, a guy runs to the nearest phone, you got to kill him. Someone else runs to a phone, you got to kill them. The whole town's dead. I just did a massacre cuz I don't want to get too I remember you had to like obey the traffic laws on Mafia or else you get pulled over and ████ for running a red. So whack. It was so And then the cars are so slow. The cars are like chariot speed like this. Yeah, that's why I never touch. They fixed that by Mafia 3, but it's still the same like ████ Oh, really? It gets repetitive though. All the missions are like home. Imagine a developer in the room being like, "And they have to obey the traffic laws." And people like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." I love that. It's kind of like how people didn't like GTA 4's steering because it was more real. Oh, really? But then GTA V, the cars all are like toys, which is more fun. But GTA 4 was more realistic where you'll actually over steer or like And you spin out. Yeah. You spin out all the time. You're
16:48 like That's like I remember trying to play I got Xbox One, right? And like week one I got that Forza game. Mhm. I couldn't even drive the ████ cars, dude. It's like, and you have no room for error. You have to be actually skilled. All I've ever played was like Mario Kart. So, I'm like, dude, this Forza ████ is crazy. That's when I when I played grid, it was like that, too. It's like you're racing all these guys, and if you take a turn, not great. You cannot win the race. Yeah, you're ████ One turn that you don't take perfectly. I'm like, this is not fun. Uh-uh. Nothing fun about it. I'm trying to run into other guys and they're way ahead. That's why you got to play That's why you got to play Burnout or Split Second. Those are ████ cartoons. My favorite ████ was um cruising exotica, brother. Oh yeah, cruising. We could do double back flips. Just cuz you double tap the accelerator at this Twisted Metal. Twisted Metal is awesome. When you're the guy who's like this with
17:38 big ass tires on his arms. Yeah. Hell yeah. Axle, dude. I've seen guys that play the Forza game and they have a whole rig. They have a whole chair like a They cost like an actual car. Bro, people be putting like a ████ fake car in their actual living room. My old coach has one, bro. He has like the four screens, the whole like like Bro, it's nuts. You see, have you ever tried those? But with the VR, I almost threw up. I did with the boys. Yeah. And he kept crashing into us. I kept crashing into everybody, dude. I was going the wrong way on the road, dude. Just to hit everybody's blond. I think the VR and I I smashed Gio into a wall and I just kept on hitting her. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe, dude. Bro, we got to play Red Dead with him. Oh, so fun. Yeah. Is there any co-op game out right now? That's like That would be hilarious to do. Probably Red Dead. Red Dead Red. Uh what's it called?
18:28 Chained together. Is that what it's called? That would be really fun with with Steve. It's where like it's like all four of us are basically playing like 3D platforming and you have to like do these jumps and stuff, but we're all connected by a chain. So if one guy ████ it up, which Steve is gonna do, I'm gonna be jumping off the cliff. Then like because because it's like threeonone, him doing it alone won't mess it up cuz there's still more weight on our side. But we have to time all of our movements. So it's us versus Steve. Wait, you guys ever play? You guys ever played Payday? You rob a bank? Payday is sick. Payday is sick. I just steal steal cars. You rob Yeah, it's dude. I um You ever see the movie Heat? No. There's a guy in the movie Heat named Wangro and he's known for like he ████ up the whole team. So I would play Payday and I named my my Steam username was Wangro. Oh no. And as
19:18 soon as I came in they would see me and I'm wearing the hockey mask and they're like a ████ Wangro. And they're saying this ████ on the mics and they're like are we going to have a problem with you? And I'm like the devil's visiting with you brother. Which is a quote from the movie. They're like a ████ They're all they all vote to kick me out. This guy never gets to the game. It was tough. So, I had to play it cool for a little while. That's the game for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's going to keep him? Once we start the game, I can never leave. That's really good. Did you ever Did you guys ever play Mission Impossible for N64? Yes, that was one of my favorite games. It was actually really fun. There's like there's a I've always dreamt of a game doing this and they did it where basically you're sniping, right? and you're watching like a park and you have to find the right person to shoot and the guy you're like on the
20:08 phone or something and you have to like uh make his phone ring so he goes like this but then like different people will just pull something out that looks like a phone for a second and you're like oh ████ I almost got that guy yeah that s███'s so dope where you can't tell who the guy is that's ahead of his time yeah and there's like a guy describing what he looks like but then they get details as you're going so like they'll be like oh actually it's a red vest like Don't you at first you're just like it's a vest and then it gets more but the time is running out so you have to like pick. Dang. I also loved how like the controllers the controls it was like you're walking on the bottom of the ocean. Like it's so slow and like you can you can hardly move and when you even turn it's like you're trying to drive a boat cuz Ethan's undercover so you can't just be sprinting through a ballroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's all he does. The controls were so annoying. You have to
20:58 walk like a normal person and blend in and you got to steal the guy's uniform. That ████ was sick. That was my favorite mission was the one where you steal the guy's uniform, drag him in the bathroom. It's like Golden Eye with some tac when it has the the face. What is it? You have face changer, buddy. Oh yeah, the face changer. Dude, that game was actually pretty tight.
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