0:00 in other Japanese films he his voice is like way higher than that he doesn't even he sounds like in the real in Turtles W but regularly he's just like hello he my name is a Takashi I like make a sushi my name is Michael [Music] Jackson all right yall remember the OG Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie which one secret of the oo the OG one what happens to the shredder he gets crunched in the thing but then his hand goes that's in the dumpster in the second one okay cuz cuz Casey Jones Goes oops oops yep all right so there's this woman oh no taking out the trash oh no tosses it but somehow goes with the garbage go ninja go falls into the trash
0:51 can go ninja go ninja go falls falls into the trash compactor and then gets and the trash compactor goes off what and then she comes out like this all of it in sequence all of it basically in sequence is she being sued by the studio for plagiar she comes out like this and what are you tting right now cuz it's Compass your TS huh can't dude luckily the neighbors heard her screams in the trash compartment was equipped with a camera the driver spotted the woman stuck inside and called 911 by then the driver had reportedly compacted the garbage up to four times oh oh my god dude but because she knows how to touch she survived no way she did not survive she survived she survived the woman was taken to the hospital dude many bones were broken that's traa for
1:41 real dude she's still alive she looked like a Roblox though she looked she's forever like this she Cube she got a bombass jaw life she just like this she like were you looks Mexican soda can sticking out from her and ████ damn oh my looks maxed all way how you how do you throw out the trash and fall in bro is it like a thing where it's a heavy bag and it was like tied around your wrist you know people do this yeah she forgot yeah so she goes and she Jazzy Jeff into the ████ oh damn dang dude why do ladies be clumsy dog how does that happen all you got to do is release she kept holding on to the trash yeah just let go the timing wasn't good that's all ladies be clumsy though speak on a j d beum when it com to taking
2:31 trash out why do people throw trash directly into a trash compactor isn't it supposed to go in a smaller container it might have gone if anything what probably that's a real question was she threw it down like a Shute and then fell with it into the dump you know how small the shoot jump got put into the truck she says she's petite yeah she went through a whole journey to get compacted dude I think the smell would kill me oh oh yeah not even she went through a whole Looney Tunes moment of like like crushed in I'm like oh ████ I'm like o a Jolly Rancher That's So Dope she survived I mean she looks like a block now but shut up maybe she was surrounded by Soft trash so it's like oh cool just like toilet paper yeah just people's Duty paper just like paper cardboard like
3:22 stuff that's not like you know heavy have any of you guys ever been in a dumpster of anything ████ never inside yeah I think I hid in one but not like fully in the trash well was your dad about to beat you he was hiding no I I remember being the one I forgot what it was for I don't know if I was trying to be funny or I was hiding or some ████ I don't know probably trying to be funny yeah that is true trying to press Gio or something hey babe look check this out look what I can do I'm hide in the Dum I'm OS the garch trying to press go dumb ass Mexican women love it when you do this you love when you go to dumpsters what were you doing to the dumpster Anthony I remember working on some sort of project during the Boy Scouts and then like we were taking out a bunch of trash and throwing it in a dumpster but
4:12 then somebody had like lost something oh so they were like maybe it went in the dumpster so I was the kid who was like small enough and I was like I'll just go in there but then it ended up not being in there anyway that's a sick ass prank smelled bad though huh yeah I died actually from the smell came back after it compacted me damn what a crazy thing to survive something like that I kind of was thought I thought she was for sure going to die and I'm this is ████ up I feel a little robbed I feel robbed I was expecting her to be dead and she's not even dead well those those dump truck compactors it's not like they're compacting them to like Absolut they're not a hydraulic press yeah they're not like the actual ones in the ████ landfills these are the ones that just kind of like make some room so that you can pick up more as all right oh I see I see it wasn't like the really like the junk yard on sort of depending on what
5:03 type of trash is in there with her I mean Shredder survived yeah Shredder did survive that's true yeah but he didn't want to he he wasn't hot he didn't want to show his face after remember no but that's because of Hamato Yoshi that's the one remember when he takes his helmet off in the second one and then they don't show it but the other guys are like his face yeah yeah it's like how bad could he look he's standing there it can't be that bad I challenge that was so badass dud I ████ love them Master Tatsu had to step down again who's the bald one though Master Tatu yeah that's his right-and man right that guy he's got ████ knocked out guy that just grunts at everything but in real life his voice is high yeah if you see him in other movies in other Japanese films he his voice is like way higher than that he doesn't even he sounds like in the real in Turtles but regularly he's just like hello my name is a
5:55 Takashi I like make a sushi my name is Michael Jackson the Kitty is not my son the kitty not my son were you a fan of number one or number two more there it's a blur to me dude number three when you get older one takes its place yeah because of like the ████ backstory right and how dark and like serious it gets at one point one will be the adult one but then two of course when you see Ernie Ray Junior killing it you just think you're him hanging out with the turtles and ████ to drink number one that's when Rafael goes off on his own he gets beat up right drawn and ████ like that the bath i't SE I got to rewatch spoiler actually number one was the only one that made me cry though oh it's more serious really emotional yeah yeah that fire I'm like I'm I'll tear up watching it now it's it's just
6:46 masterfully done you know what I'm talking about I need to rewatch it have you seen ghetto Turtles what's that replace ghetto with the N word oh in the um on YouTube there's a yeah there's a guy Turtle no there's a there's a guy that hip-hop Turtles he dubbed the whole movie it's on YouTube and it's I think it's better yeah I think it's way the story line different yeah it's like a kung fu movie it's it's it's uh it's done in a different language but it's I think it's way better is Andor was Donatello gay to all of you guys gay no I didn't even know what gay was he just he was just he was a d yeah he was like a nerd you thought he was G the purple one with the wooden stick he thought he was G that's true but he's wait is he thirst I think he's thirst off of April
7:37 too all of them were trying to they're all S I think back Stockman was gay dude I remember specifically in the second one remember him yeah he he was hitting on April Donell yeah but it's good cover dude you know who's gay in I'll tell you who's gay the ████ the robot thing that crang is in is gay oh that looked like a straight gay guy at the beach the big guy yeah he's like a weird '90s looking like dude in a speedo how was that not gay Dam that's funny the turtle it's funny how like turtles like when you guys hear a trash compactor you think of Ninja Turtles I can't help but to think about Star Wars and new ho that's my reference of trash the trash thingy right yes because you're from a different planet some of us young I thinking about you didn't grow up on Ninja Turtles you know I don't really
8:27 remember the movies that much well what about the cartoon I remember the cartoon I remember I remember watching the movies but like I don't remember any of like the plot lines me neither really only some like goon you would love the first one I need to rewatch it I remember Turtles in Time the least actually the third one oh the third one is the best which one the child in the ████ which one is the bbop and The Rock Steady number two wait no it's not in the movie toar and razar is number two oh the Yum Yum yeah yeah yeah and they're like babies they're babies Oh yeah I remember that one the donut one where they ████ that's two with vanilla Vanilla Ice likes the Michael Bay ones the third one was like a massive flop that they tried to bury they tried to the one that went to Japan dude that one was my favorite one it was a mega flop dude I think the concept was cool but it was not good I
9:17 like the jet pan but when you're a kid you're probably just looking at colors and ████ like wow the colors are so cool I thought it was pretty cool as a kid for sure and then you watch it again you're like that's bad did you see the recent one the Seth Rogan one no no I I watched worse I actually thought the first half was ████ dope yeah and then second half I was like okay it's very childish you know which one you should give a shot to is the uh it's called TMNT it's like one of the I did watch that one yeah that one it it's almost like it takes place right after the first one cuz they addressed the whole thing with Raph and and Leo and Raph finally gets to tell Leo what he really feels like about why he he's like always trying to be a leader and they they bump heads hella bad it's it's really yeah it's animated but it's really good wow for like in terms of if
10:08 you remember the first one it's almost like it it show it even shows Shredder's helmet as like a Easter egg like they have it on a shelf it's ████ sick yeah they got a lot of uh lore the turtles yeah it's cool and then you get to the comics and you're like wait none of this is the same yeah oh the comics are even crazier the comics were always dark I always wanted to join the Foot Clan you wanted to be in the foot you're one of those guys cuz of the kid the place where they have a skate ramp and arcades and smoking and F the best seene is the beginning when they lift like a thing off of a a lady and then they just kept passing it around that that whole scene was cool you want to steal from all ladies then it somehow gets to Shredder's hand that dude's a real good CEO he's like in there with the [Music]
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