0:00 and he's like six yeah and he's just like with the middle finger to my face shut up your ching ching chong and I'm looking at him and I'm trying to hold in my laugh but at the same time right my Asian side wanted to grab his and like spank him right but then I'm like I'm in a government space like what are the rules here [Music] so there's a Waffle House worker in Alabama thank you for your service who received a tip after a group of friends all came together um to eat at the Waffle House and so the bill comes in at 74 and they leave one thousand one hundred dollar tip whoa why on purpose on purpose what was this guy wearing is it Mr Beast is it a meme is it like a
0:50 meme that they're doing for tick tock no they do they do this I guess they do this every year they have like a friends giving group and every year they do like they go somewhere and then they do like a generous tip oh that's really cool that's and they didn't have to put it on YouTube oh that's tight so they put it on YouTube and they monetize the ████ okay that's good they made it back your money back get your money back yes but it's 1001 yeah they had ad break every five seconds on the video get your money back yeah um but they sit wherever the host ends up sitting them every year and then they don't know the waitress or who same restaurant no they do different places that's really cool yeah Waffle House people would need it yeah that's tight you know if you're working at Waffle House on the holidays you're gonna need that tip especially on the holidays what if they got like they grabbed their group of friends they're like all right we're gonna go to 12 Falls today and we'll leave the tip today today's the day we always do it and they get the
1:40 server and they're like the worst server ever do they still leave the tip or they're like ah let's postpone this little tomorrow no you can't dude they can't ████ leave a tip for the worst server not about the service right it's just about the act of giving right yeah but if that guy is ████ giving them a hard time what if what if they're like the worst server you've ever had but like so bad were you like oh you're probably a bad person outside of here yeah you never had bad servers to the point where you want to get them fired because you're like you shouldn't even be working at this business what if he's like hey I'm so sorry we don't have Chinese food sir this is a Waffle House you just sat down yeah but you're like we're still gonna tip it's a spirit of giving so you can I would be like I'll just be like that's fine I didn't come here for Chinese food we don't have Kung Pao potatoes sir like sorry sir he's like what kind of ching chong are
2:32 you oh damn see that Vietnamese kind that was not as bad as what Steve said I think I would take that one here's the bill General so that's good General song that's a good one it's a deep cut General cells is white people food guys come on don't take my generals still good I need to go to a PF Chang's again and give it another chance dude they're fried rice really is it it's good because sometimes it just tastes like Panda Express on a nice plate you and uh you and Nigel should go to a PF Chang's together yeah and review it you know what I randomly think about I think about them going out there giving this like server ████ 1100 tip and then like the other server who's working the same shift is looking over like ████ lucky ass ████ wait did they split tip well that's what that's what I was wondering do they make sure that it's a place where all the tip goes
3:23 to that specific waiter because a lot of places are gonna pull it it seems like there's a theme here so last year around Christmas time they went to a Cracker Barrel they tipped the waitress 575 after paying a 24 Bill whoa wow how many group of friends is this it's like five people five people running for a 24 Bill damn is it that cheap over there it's it's this what dude five people for 24 bucks what do they all just buy a biscuit yeah group of ladies Real Housewives man they're the ladies that go just get a bunch of teas and coffees that's what it is they all got coffee yeah it's a low-cal high-tip meal biscuits yeah yeah it's all their husband's money dude I wish we had a Cracker Barrel here jeez wait what did you say he said it's all cans of money yeah that's I was just saying what JoJo said oh Joe it was Joe okay yeah he said what kind of ching
4:14 chong are you chopiness guys money coming from a white guy's mouth oh man do you tip even when the service is bad uh yeah just because but but not like even when it's racist if it's terrible I try to give them like 10 or below wow you're really no you don't ████ tell their manager hey this guy called me ching ching chong oh if they didn't which is like that's never happened to me at a restaurant but I probably wouldn't tip at all if it was like that bad Joe tell them the story that why we were saying this so many times um I used to tutor down the street here at the projects and um it was really hard telling kids what to do because they're so unruly right and then this one boy he just flipped me off in my face and he
5:05 said shut up you ching ching chong [Laughter] dumb right before he said it I'm like oh I can't wait for the punchline shut up you ching ching chong and he's like six yeah and he's just like with the middle finger to my face shut up you ching ching chong and I'm looking at him and I'm trying to hold in my laugh but at the same time right my Asian side wanted to grab his ████ and like spank him right but then I'm like I'm in a government space like what are the rules here that's good control yeah don't make a training about you you tell his parents like hey you know what no see it's a so the the tutoring center none of these guys they have parents that are incarcerated or they're gone so they
5:55 live with their grandparents or a guardian and then so uh the projects here it's all it's all kids that live under like like someone that's taking care of them that can't that don't have a job so they have broken families basically and it's that ████ situations huh that's why they're all crazy right so so and then the the the tutoring center they go there after school that's like their babysitting so some of the kids are cool and some of the kids are just ████ some kids will call you ching ching chong some kids yeah what do you do when he does that so I was like half laughing half what the ████ right and then the two other ladies clearly so I was like what do you do when this ████ happens right then then she goes yeah come over here she puts them to the corner they talk yeah and
6:45 then she just does her like woman magic all they say was like he's not even Chinese he's Japanese you got to be smarter than that yeah use other materials yeah shut up you Katakana shut up you hot Tony Hanzo yeah that's that's the stuff you want that's the right one I'm real scared Musashi that's it it's all accurate see back then what I would have done is reported this to the next shark and then had next shark and she's like you can't be offending Shang Chi like this student offends uh Joe and then it shows a picture of him as just a little kid it's a little kid with his middle finger up a little Mexican kid shut up you
7:35 ching ching chong I like the idea that some of the kids are cool and like some other kid turns around and goes Marvin go easy on Mr jitsu he's cool he's a cool cat we're just trying to learn I was waiting tables there was this guy that came in he was like this older white dude but he was like he could have been homeless he was like almost borderline borderline he looked like he was clean you know but also like kind of sketch he came he comes in he orders like a drink and I was like giving him change and as I was giving him change he gave me another like dollar and I was like I already computed the change already so I was like ah whatever just take this and he goes he goes what the hell and I'm like what he goes does does your boss know that you're taking money from the register not giving me correct change you're giving me extra and I'm like yeah
8:26 it's fine it's okay don't worry about it like it because when we were servers I had to use we had to bring our own change so it's our own change that we're using so I was like yeah ████ it and I was in a rush I needed this guy to go so I just need to give him a ████ but he go he looks at me and goes I thought Asians would be good at math [Laughter] and I'm like I go yeah I'm not I'm not that good at math man and then he he and he just kept like giving me the ████ stink eye as he was walking well why not yeah yeah and I was like thank you sir have a good one take care didn't we subtract enough and I remember thinking like that guy was a dick and after I was thinking about it I was like man ████ that guy dude yeah ████ that ████ that guy yeah but he's thinking you gave me 32 cents extra exactly it's such a weird time to get mad is that when you
9:17 go is that when you go out of your way and you get a math test and you fail it in front of them I don't know what two plus two is so wrong about the stereotype yeah Ricky stereotypes about doing a math test in front of him on a napkin the wrong way it's very very good and then afterwards I was like man that dude ████ that was pretty funny I don't know I don't even know if this is really racist but one time I was driving a Jeep on Hollywood Boulevard so it was like there's no top I'm just like you know driving and then the ████ uh Hollywood tours bus thing stops next to me and the ████ guy and the mic goes all right everybody it's Bruno Mars well like for some reason was just full of black people and they were all going oh ████ and I was just like okay and then this
10:09 one dude stuck his head way out and so he looked he pulled in the red light and goes stop wait a minute I was like ████ you got me man dude that's rough when I was at New York Film Academy like um ████ forever ago they used to have those you know those Warner Brothers tours and we were on we're shooting on that lot and so like it looks like and we're shooting like student film ████ but like when the tours are coming through all the tourists are like holy ████ they're shooting something and so I started um like as the as soon as the tourists were pulling up I started going okay everybody we're rolling I'm like Spider-Man three take one 417 action and then all the ████ all the reaches grabbing the ████ camera holy ████ over here
10:59 that's how the ████ prank started that's a really good prank that's crazy that's your cute kid what no add to it add to it say something hit the button your ching ching chong ████ oh ████ it's Bruno [Music] foreign
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