0:00 [Music] so amid everything else that's going down like crypto and stocks and everything there's something really interesting happening and this is being recorded in new york new york in uh 2007 there was up to 432 public sex citations wow that had happened like around the world central park yeah look at those nuts yeah 433 these homeless people or were they like no they were highly sexy people oh homeless people can be sexy excuse you they are people do they not have it's unhoused in new york is that what we call it in california they're called the unhoused oh they call it homeless people give a ████ yeah i don't have a house dude i could lord it used to be called transient homeless
0:51 people are just like um excuse me yeah it's unhoused ████ latinx so where my mom lives there's a bunch of homeless people that are like starting to like kick it in there literally next door literally next door um and these ████ people have a microwave bro how to get electricity that's what i'm saying any like bumps music he has like this big ass speaker that lights up and ████ and i'm like that's why it's unhoused it's different from homeless that's his home still a little bit it sounds like you're jealous of that sound system yeah that's what it really is that's the reason he doesn't invite me to the party so there's so this is a giant rise in public sex uh so this is a 2019 record pre-pandemic guess how many citations there were for public sector six thousand wow six thousand two thousand two thousand okay one more modest you've said 400 before right 432 in 2007 which
1:43 was it kind of like a high oh 2007. oh wow over 10 000. ten dollars okay in 2019 there were zero citations that's what i said because of covet basically well they're having sex inside now no that's the thing is they don't know why there's such a massive drop in public sex of all things they're just not signing them up ████ zero know what yeah they're just not getting caught yeah there's no citations there's no jobs yeah this is what ryan's like and miraculously there were zero officers who checked for this ████ because they were the ones ████ bigger fisher fraud well that's the thing could that be the reason is that the officers are just now not giving a ████ i think they're just shooing them away hey get out of here you just get hoses yeah get out of here i'm ████ i'm ████ over here what are you doing people from new york hate that ████ get out of it shut the ████ up
2:34 they're probably that's a all gopro new york talks like little italy i was in little italy they're like oh you got a gopro in your hand huh i went to new orleans with uh with a buddy for a batch party we got in the taxi or uber and my buddy's uh is it new orleans down at new orleans he's like no it's new orleans just killed his spirit instantly it's a knowledge you know what the dramatic drop might be i heard that like gen z's ain't ████ no more yeah that's probably true question what's happening with your people what do you mean that's not my people i'm a millennial bee that we discovered right
3:25 the ████ is that because the millennial group is so big that there's a a and a b which one's the worst one because i don't want to be the beast yeah we're all ████ bro millennium b is all millennial ████ falcons does anybody have any personal reasons why they no longer participate in public sex but who here has had public sex me what are the stipulations of public sex so like yeah the public is seeing you that there is a there's a chance that you could get caught a car in an untinted window okay car sex counts then it sounds easy yeah hello everyone raise your hand is there a reason why you don't do it as much now yeah because we have a home where we can cause ████ road rage he gets angry at the car my car my car gives me so much frustration when i drive you know why because tim can't get in the car before he leaves
4:18 he's like baby just do that ████ like the accelerator's under the seat so his ass weight just makes it go she's just grabbing the spoil of the cars baby wait for me i don't need you i'm using david's technique where i just imagine [Laughter] it works i wouldn't want to get caught in a public park like in in new york though because it's like it's like i don't wanna i don't want like a bomb to see me ████ and be like can i join that's what you're concerned about i don't think you care i think you're just making a ████ no i'm shy i want to be in a place where a hot girl would be like can i join where's the craziest place you guys have had sex at david's front yard yeah that was kind of nice though if it's front yard when we were having sex it's great
5:08 it was me it was yeah so what about you guys uh i guess a balcony where the the it was all glass so they could see everything it's fun oh yeah really really tall balconies where you feel like everybody can't see but you know no one can do ████ makes you feel all powerful it's kind of tight so what's yours uh disneyland parking structure mickey mouse level good lord i know i know that scene that's dangerous that's what made it so dangerous not disneyland wait wait was it was it upon arrival or before departure it was midway it was midway it was midway he's a season yeah he's a season walked out did it went back in so when she was riding you and she had the mickey ears and you had the mickey mouse mickey ears too did you did you ████ she had mickey ears and i had mickey mouse
6:00 two male mouse you both had mickey ears i bet you want this goofy dick [Laughter] it's super risky yeah because everywhere well just cause there's kids but we did but we did take like you know like random sweaters or jackets and stuff like that and put them all like roll down the window they'll put them in there roll them back yeah that's not obvious yeah did you turn on the ac yeah did you do the handprint thing like in
6:50 titanic yeah they took turns doing that yeah okay me me me i've always wanted to what is the big mickey hand just four fingers there's no sound either just soft it's super silent it just wipes the mist so it's super clear out there people can see it's like oh ████ that mickey club is awesome the uh the craziest thing i did was when i think was like 15 or 16 16 16. i had sex in one of those uh photo booth things at like the mall yeah but they could see your legs still yeah but just looks like you're taking a photo that's true a very rigorous photo that's a crazy photo you got it dude
7:40 that's going to come out blurry some ████ lady but the reason the reason why i uh completely like stopped doing that is because i heard that you can potentially uh get a sex offense that's the same reason why i don't i don't like piss in public i heard you get from peanuts yeah you get it from that too if they want to be like 10. don't stop people you pick your parents on the road ████ yes yo she was crazy [Laughter] what do you [Laughter]
8:39 like wait why are you peeing in a public ████ the ████ yeah yeah see oh wait whoa he ████ ████ in front of a kid he just twisted that he can't see she's just going but how do you do it okay excuse me no it was actually really cute it was really cute tell them why you're peanut butter well you tell them because you how are you cute because i everything ████ disneyland is cute you ████ so i forgot who was peeing first but we were on an rv road trip right and then and then i think she got out to pee and then i think taika was like oh me too so tiger's a sex offender too yeah see they're both pink and i said lock him up i took a picture and then i actually got it made i have a big ass blown up picture of mom come over i'll show you guys isn't there a toilet in the rv there is i knew that
9:30 yeah i know i was like somebody asked someone please ask but as i'm like you guys are not going to ask okay so there was right but it's one of those that you like you put on the hitch so everything's locked up it's not like one of those that's attached to it right that's why there's a hitch you see my plans i didn't know but i didn't know bart was gonna get that offended before then yeah he flipped out i kind of got nervous because you think i'm gross and i'm like you just as girls dude no i'm not i'm it's a human thing okay everyone peace is the can well i disagree let's just all pee right now let's be on the phone right now and just to get on with see i wonder if you look up like the sex offender thing there's already a red dot for bart wait wait that's a kid i know the best thing is
10:20 at a stop and this fool scrubbed his ████ so hard in public at a shower in front of a bride so she they were in front of a bride they were doing engagement photos in maui and you can see her she has this beautiful dress okay okay she's like washing her feet because in the sand like this and you see bart just just gonna be clean at a certain point the ████ water starts turning red that's how i've never seen somebody scrub their ass so hard your ass just bleeding she was sanding his butt was clean though my ass was clean yeah it was exfoliated too that fool was polishing it i wish you guys could have seen the lady's face she was mortified she really was this fool was ripping in there you know what she should do she should mind her own ████ business her dress was red [Laughter]
11:12 she's a matter of ████ business stop eavesdropping on people's showering techniques right you didn't that wasn't like you wouldn't get in trouble for something like that right no i mean like you share the beach right like a like you have a they're getting ████ he's washing his ass photos yeah i'm a local so i'm over there i should be allowed to watch my ████ in public i'm ████ taking my nice shower and then one by one just like a rainboy come out you see ████ dudes of honor whatever the ████ they're called dudes of honor what are they called holy dudes of honor and groom's mates y'all on fire now you are slowly becoming your father as you continue to he's the groom's maid the father i don't ████ know now they all started coming out and i was just
12:02 cleaning my ass i was like i was here first if you guys want to watch that's on you man hey you know what that's what i believe that i have some real ████ that's what makes me realize i think the number one reason why people stop doing this ████ is because it's so easy to be recorded now oh yeah compared to 2007 yeah coming in with the logic bro damn that went over our heads i heard people in central park be ████ all the time yeah they used to yeah check it out see that's the way but it's a big park do you think the cops are just patrolling and like looking at everybody whistling with a baton tiny cops yeah the big ████ clown shoes yeah the ████ constable and they're doing this hey quit ████ here [Music]
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