0:00 [Music] who here is uh terry crews fan i like talking to her he's a really nice guy kim the boss guy you met him yeah yeah well he i know he's the pastor local this guy oh that was arcadia this is arcadia but i thought you don't know ████ about pasadena apparently that's the one thing i do know that's why he's won he clearly doesn't know because i've seen him stand outside of the cheesecake factory at san diego why is he standing with his boobs bouncing did you ask him where he lives he was making youtube videos about being addicted to jacking off the porn remember i was addicted to porn yeah i mean who isn't did you watch them what do you hear about a story like i gotta jack off something so terry crews uh says and claims the reason why he got so strong and buff was because check it off
0:51 was because he considered killing his abusive father hey that's like me but i didn't get buffed though it was not like you then i revenged in a different way so he recently was on a a podcast called the diary of a ceo uh and he opened up about his traumatic childhood where the 53 year old literally talks about his alcoholic father uh and how his father used to abuse his religious mother and he once witnessed his father terry crews senior knock out his mother patricia even though he was a junior yeah the actor said a lot of my desire to be strong was because i knew one day i may have to kill my father because he was just that person he added and it was intense man i guess it was a very very intense upbringing and i became this person who just wanted
1:41 to keep the peace because anything to keep the peace i became what you would call a pleaser and it was a lot of work because i lost all uh all my like who i was it was dependent on who was around and i was all sudden to be what they wanted me to be so literally he just always felt that he needed to be the person that needed to protect his mom at some crazy point part so he just needed to get stronger wow wow that's that's a reason and then he also became a really funny guy too yeah to please everybody that's who genuinely who he is deep down inside you know he's not like a man you know like you know oh yeah and then he just did that to because that's even a virtuous kind of reason why he wanted to get big it's like i want to get big to protect my mom not like i want to get big to beat the ████ out of my dad because he made me feel like a ████ that's why he gets so
2:32 good at painting oh he's a good painter yeah but he does everything i swear to god he has so much time he he's a painter too he's really good because he's uh he played in the nfl too right yeah did he yeah yeah dude he can multi-talented he can do photo realistic art really maybe because he watches a lot of porn pull up any one of his paintings you're going to be so impressed you'll be like what the hell is painting i want to know what happened like did they get his dad like you know did he get him was there a revenge some sort of like like separate them from the mom or something i don't know what are they still together look okay so this is for example one of his paintings what wow holy ████ that ████ looks like a real ████ becket card dude why would you ever paint a charger ever
3:23 wow you said you played college or nfl i don't know maybe he was a charger i know there's no way he's too cool he's too cool to be here that means like you don't know what a charger is that's correct oh okay oh it's a football team okay it's it's a name for a referee um so he said about his dad it's for it's at the wedding there's like the table placement it's a charger what any football team after it's true look it up he said about his father that his father was too big i mean it was one of those things where i felt helpless i felt 100 like i was so small i just always felt tiny i remember just looking at his hands and they were big giant calloused hands he's big as ████ though but but at that time he was like he felt tiny his dad must be i wonder massive to them like genetically he said he was
4:13 huge he said he would look at his dad and find a giant cow's hands and the way he'd walk around the house you just hear boom boom boom you know it was a drama he was just saying the venga boys boom boom boom magic it's a different song that works too boom boom boom i want you in my room and we can be together that one right boom boom boom socks i think i was at a chinese restaurant while they were playing that i think i was on an airplane and an asian lady behind me was playing on a little boombox oh yeah i don't know why asian people just love them i heard his passion lady was doing that yes legit very out of character from any asian i was on about this one i was on a plane this little this little lady was playing like music like that
5:03 the whole time on a little boombox just loud just like loud yeah and that song no i this song's like that yeah oh okay i was like just that the whole time in that shot in that genre based on those songs can you pull up a young terry crews photo i want to see how smaller he was let's see the dad the dad came to fit in the photo frame just like part of a torso let's see let's see it's one of it's like those things you never see the face he's ████ huge he's huge still jack man okay so i'm guessing photo of him as a smaller dude looks like a guy who's like i can't jack off today we gotta lift but it's like he had time to lift paint jack off dude and it's like professional football i know and he's a really good dancer and he's super down to earth he's honestly good on tv too
5:54 whoa and he was a basketball player too what the ████ i think he's like i think he was a juggler [Laughter] you can't hear the whistle theme when he's like able to grip the whole basketball like that dude how old is terry crews i think 53 you said right 53. if you're listening to yourself in your own article you would have known it let's say 53 yeah it's ████ 4 30 p.m that was like the first time you actually kind of roasted me today i always listen to you i just said every single word losing your edge bro news source and i'm so ████ disappointed right now that you would make facts like ████ up like you would make facts ████ up ████ up on your face you will make ████ ████ up you mix that ████ up man why do you make that ████ out you gotta
6:44 fake ████ up that's kind of brand new that's kind of what we do a noodle salesman to ████ host the show oh by the way by the way they do have a new spicy one spicy there you go what's your review on it i'll be very honest i don't like it we just got them today we're going to try them today we're [Laughter]
7:36 i'll tell you guys exactly what i think about this product when the cameras are not rolling hold on hold on shadow style what the hell does that mean no one knows it's shadowless it's like it's like the pokemon card shadow jutsu no one knows what's happening have you ever tried to like innovate something once i like it's yoshi's straight up are you just what does that mean are you just another blue ranger well you don't know you don't know what shadows taste like what's the matter with you no legit legit kenji bang it's been cut that's what's the best i like it it's great it's the new cut it's great that's good it's good that's why i'm just scared everywhere this but i'm excited to have the spice one and it's a new sauce i'm excited do you find it spicy i have to ask you yes this one's actually this is spicy okay i'm excited though i'm excited i'm a big fan of the kitchen the macros are great it's all of the like the red oil from the packet into it yikes is it spicy enough to make steve
8:27 go oh that's kind of spicy i think so he likes spices i'm excited do you think they could do a spicy noodle challenge with your spicy level spicy no no it's not one of those that's like supposed to ████ destroy you supposed to alienate normally most people are still going to enjoy it you're not supposed to take the next day off work it's not a valid reason did not come to work most noodles you don't get no protein you know what i mean i want to get a viral video of a child licking the spicy sauce and crying that's where you usually get ████ that would go viral that would go viral i can only do 90 a day actually any publicity is good publicity right that's a good view that's a good view to have especially jared from subway he could tell you that even yoshi going shadow style what the hell is that that's really good for sure hold it up hold it up yoshi and go
9:17 oh enough to kiss yeah before i heard this whole thing i should have that's enough for kissing kids aged noodles air dried never fried okay that's what anthony wanted and certifiably old enough for no saturated fat or trans fat which is very important ageless let's not marry those two brands by the way how does it always go there what by the way you can't just keep these forever these are perishable yeah but they are old enough for kisses
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