0:00 I mean, he ain't 5'7. >> Sorry, >> I'm 5'7. You know, I'm 5'7" >> to 5'8. >> Okay, so you guys heard about how we're like going into our 250th anniversary as a country, America. >> Happy anniversary, Steve. >> Happy anniversary, boy. >> A 250 years. >> It'll be next year. It'll be 20 in 26. >> Wow. >> Uh cuz 1776. >> Nailed it. Smart guy right there. So, we're going to talk right now about how there's going to be a UFC event at the White House. >> No way. >> And what our resident UFC expert Nick Dunn thinks would be the ultimate UFC fight card for said >> next year for America's 250
0:50 birthday. >> White has said this is going to be the biggest card in history. >> Oh ████ First time he said this and there was news about this in my head I was like no way. This is just a publicity stunt. This is just nonsense. There's no way they're going to do it. >> But Dana White seems like he's pretty hellbent on doing it. >> Oh yeah. >> And you know he's he's bored. >> Did he announce who's going to fight? >> Not yet. >> No. Because that's the the problem is that >> a year out it's kind of hard to book fights because you know the sport is so like it's changing all the time. >> Mhm. >> They were like talking about okay who could we possibly have to do it? And they we're talking about Jon Jones. You guys know who John Jones is? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> The guy who like always is in trouble with the law and is like hitting ladies with his car all the time. >> So bad habit to have. >> Seriously. Um and they're talking about him fighting cuz he's like one of the biggest names, but
1:40 he actually just retired. >> Mhm. >> And then now because they brought up, oh, we're going to fight at the White House. He's like, I'm I'm back in. Yep. >> I'm back in the game. I want to fight again. >> Yeah. Who wouldn't want to go back in if that was the case? >> That's the word. Dana says everybody's gone. Yeah, >> but now Dana White is like, I can't trust Jon Jones with this big of a spot. >> Oh, right. Yeah. >> Because this dude keeps pulling out. >> He keeps like saying he's going to fight >> criminal records and all. >> He's been holding he's been holding this division up for like a year. >> Might get in trouble right before. >> Wait, what happened there? What's what's what's with that? >> So, there there was this uh Jon Jones was what, 38, 39? He's been in the game for a while. >> Yeah. >> And there's this young guy named Tom Aspenol who's a British dude and he's the he's the champ. He's the interim champ. And everyone thinks that Jon Jones is afraid to fight three UK guy >> because he's like the big bad boy, you know, and he's knocking everybody out.
2:31 >> Jon Jones is aging out. This guy's young. He's going to knock him out. >> And he was like, I'm going to fight him. I'm going to fight him. And he said that for a whole year, didn't fight him, and then he's like, I'm going to retire. >> So everyone's like, oh, Jon Jones, you're a puss, dude. You're you're holding up the division. >> Was Jon Jones the champion at the time? >> Yeah, he was. >> Okay. Yeah, >> he was a champ, but this guy is the other champ. He's the interim champ, >> right? >> And they were supposed to fight, but they didn't fight for like a year and a half, >> right? >> So now, now it's like really confusing on who could possibly fight because they're the two biggest names >> and Jon Jones was tired and Dana White's like, "No, I don't trust this dude." >> Yeah. >> Because this dude apparently >> Jon Jones got in trouble for another hit and run and then he left the scene. >> Jesus Christ. And then the girl he was with, who was not his wife, >> had no pants on in the passenger seat.
3:22 >> Oh. >> And Jon Jones left the scene. >> Oh, that's crazy. >> And the cops call >> what the >> Jon Jones. And he's like, "Were you here?" And he's like, "No, I wasn't here. What are you talking about, man? Like I was I had nothing to do with this." And then he kind of low-key threatens the police on the body cam footage like you know my brother. And he's drunk as ████ He's so drunk. He's so drunk on the phone and he's like, you know, you know, my brothers have killed men less for this. Like he's like, you don't really know what he's saying. So, he's just a wild boy, right? So, I don't think he's going to fight at the White House because Dana White can't trust him if especially if he's he wants to do this whole thing. And and then he they're also talking about how every fighter that they have to have has to be background checked. They have to make sure that they're not sketchy or whatever cuz they're going to do this on the White House lawn, >> but it's really all up in the air. Nobody knows what the ████ is going on.
4:12 >> You know what would be the sickest fight if they were able to do it? That would probably be I can't think of a crazy >> Lion versus Tiger. >> No. If they did, if they finally did the Mark Zuckerberg versus Elon >> Yeah. >> That's so embarrassing. >> That would be funny, dude. Come on. Come on, dude. >> That would be whack ass fight. >> No, that would be >> No, it would it would be it would be great in terms of like that's what people would want to see. >> Would win now cuz Zuck's been >> No matter how the fight goes, it's just a spectacle, you know. Elon's a big boy, ain't he? >> Yeah. Oh, is he? Yeah, he's tall. Yeah. >> Yeah, he's big. >> And Z is like a normal dude. >> I mean, he ain't 5'7. >> Sorry. ████ >> I'm 5', you know. I'm 5'7 to >> 5'8. >> He's 6'2. Yeah, >> I'm 57. >> He's 6'2. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> What about Zucks? >> I think a good fight. >> A a good fight would be >> They train though. >> Yeah, he trains. >> I think a good fight would be um
5:02 >> Xi Jinping and Trump. >> That's really good. >> Who do you think will win? What's the odds on that? I'm going she because I think that he's probably like I mean he's like a kind of looks like a hard ass. >> Dude, Trump's got health issues. You hear about his like his Venus insufficiency? >> Well, he keeps eating McDonald's every day. That's >> He don't look like he walks much. >> I don't support American businesses, man. >> Yeah, but like you see what he eats? >> He has like a Coke and a ████ ice cream cone every day. >> Yeah, >> that's that's he lives on McDonald's. >> Two scoops of ice cream. >> Scoops. >> Yeah, dude. I'm like, how can you live on that every day? >> Does he eat the McDonald's soft serve? >> I think you have to eat every day. You got to eat it enough that your body adapts. >> You probably get your blood work and you're scanned every day if you wanted to. >> That's true. >> And they're like, you got to work on your blood work, dude. That's what they tell them every day. >> It'd be a crazier fight than that. Xiinping versus Donald Trump. Shin Ping
5:53 would definitely take it cuz you see all the old people in China. >> That's what I'm saying. Like old Chinese people are like >> and you're just like damn 78 years old and you ████ ripping >> pictures uh ████ We need a pool like Mr. Chairman Mau um when he rips off his clothes have a six-pack like Master Roshi. >> Oh >> yeah. Like in Kung Fu Hustle in the beginning >> that guy stands up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> I think it's honestly just cuz I watched too many movies growing up that like if I see an old Asian man, I think he could probably do kung fu easily. >> But that's definitely not the case these days. >> These days. >> Yeah. Because you ever see those videos of these old Asian dudes? What you mean? >> Continue. >> Yeah. So these old Asian dudes getting advant taken advantage of or assaulted, all they do is
6:45 >> you just look at him like, >> "Where's the kung fu?" >> Like where's the uppercut? Where's the hook? >> Why you holding back? >> Cuz that's happening in Oakland, not in Asia. They're getting blindsided. >> That's true. >> Yeah, but in Asia, too. I actually watched some people fight at a restaurant, street food restaurant, you know, and the first thing they throw is kicks and then they go like this and then they just start swinging like this. >> I was like, damn, bro. You're in China out of all places to be swinging like that. >> They don't do kung fu anymore. >> Why can't you? >> That's not a thing anymore. >> You know what I'm saying? play Chong. >> But they're really good at uh acting injured like like a major foul cuz they be like >> that's a flagrant. That's a flag. >> Like LeBron. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're flopping. >> Yeah. A little flop for lawsuit. >> Flop with the look. The look. >> Yeah. >> Did you know that your VPN can still track your internet history? Mhm. You'll be browsing around and you're like going
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8:25 rematch? >> Oh, rematch >> where she gets like weapons. >> Oh my god, dude. >> Or they drug up Diddy and they're like, "All right, Cassie, go for it." Yo, I think I think >> they give them like far-sighted glasses. >> Yo, I think the beginning fight >> Where are you? >> Beginning fight should be rappers. >> Oh, that's good. >> Kendrick versus Drake. >> Streamers versus streamers. >> Drake will destroy >> rappers versus rappers. >> Huge. >> And then at the end, >> Rihanna versus >> Chris Brown. >> I like it. >> Oh, hell no. >> Oh, dude. >> That's old news. >> Yeah, that's true. Diddy's more recent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Diddy's more recent. >> Diddy and R. Kelly. How about that? Who would win? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Diddy and Arch Kelly. >> That's a That's a good one. >> Arch Kelly and John B. >> John B all day, dog.
9:15 >> Chris Brown or Rihanna, but she's in she's wearing football pads. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah, >> that could be better. >> And then Chris Brown has binoculars taped to his face. >> Where are you? You're so far away. >> Backwards. >> She's always far away from us. If all the world leaders have to like instead of going to war, they just have to like fight it out, >> dude. >> One-on-one. And whoever wins, they just voting Putin. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But no, no, no fight. No physical fighting. Chess. >> What? >> Chess. >> Nobody's going to respect the result of >> Hell no, bro. >> Wo wo wist fight. >> I didn't expect this. >> I thought you would be down for a fist fight. >> It should be It should be chess until someone loses, then it becomes a fist fight. At any moment while playing chess, they can swing and start swinging. >> It feels like we're all about to go to BJ's to watch UFC and then and then
10:07 Subie's like, "Hey, you guys over here. We can watch chess." >> Yeah, this guy's always talking about sucking people out. >> Pulls it up on his phone and guys, dude, chess. >> Chess chess over here. >> You don't have a violent suggestion, too. >> Yeah, seriously. Or or what if they did power slap instead? >> Oh, power slap for sure. >> They do they do Trump and Putin and power slap. Hey, what if they get guys that, you know, like how runners have the blade legs? They get blade armed guys to do power slap. >> So, whoever goes first wins. >> Blade armed. >> Cuz they'll be like, "That's discriminatory if you don't let me join power slap." But then it's a ████ blade. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. Sorry. >> Okay. How about this? How about this? >> Roshim. >> My god. What happened to you, dude? >> Who are you, dude? >> Dude, can you imagine how fun that would be? >> Who are you? >> You watch too much war stuff. >> These are daddy. Now you just want peace everywhere. You act like you're talking to five of your baby. >> Can you imagine the president's just
10:59 everyone's super serious referees and everything and you you just ████ >> rock says shoot. >> You know what I mean? Like Yeah, that would be fun and it would be >> power slap. Putin Putin Trump power slap would be kind of fun. >> I think Trump would win that one. He's bigger. >> He's got bigger hands. I think >> he has a good golf swing, too. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He was arguing with Biden about that. >> Can you Can you come? >> You saw Trump get smacked and then like go down like that. Like what does where does Putin win exactly? Do we all have to go like oh we all like >> we become Russia? >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. Winner takes all. >> Instant Russia. >> Winner takes all. Dude, >> fine. I got fine. Final one. Final one. >> Like you know like those old movies where like instead of like the war happening, the leader just goes oneon-one. You know it's like a Viking and another Viking and they go I'm like we need those days back. >> Complete the weapon, right? where they're about to arrest the guy and then
11:49 Mel Gibson's like the guy's like come on just you and me or whatever in the rain they drop their guns. >> That's what we need to see, man. >> All right, fine. >> Fine. >> Mario Kart >> 64 or we 64. Not the ████ >> No, but they got to do the car, though. It has to be the arcade. >> No, not this. It has to be that. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. >> The arcade one's whack though. It's not the same. Yeah, >> I like it cuz you have to you have to really interact with it. >> That's true. >> It's not like this. >> I like I don't like >> you either have two presidents doing this >> or you make them like do teams and like whoever gets the best score on Overcooked wins. You know, you and your allies, you and your best homies >> cuz it shows that you know how to cooperate. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Overcooked. >> The stakes are high on Overcooked, >> dude. They're they're going to beat the ████ out of each other over Over. >> Dude, I never actually really not liked
12:39 Nikki until we were playing Overcooked. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz honestly, the key to overcook is whatever station you have, you got to man your station, dude. >> Why are you going everywhere? >> Yeah. >> Stop trying to do You've never cut tomatoes. You're You're the dishwasher guy. >> Exactly. >> You got to stick to the dishwasher. >> But then people that just go rogue >> and start doing Why you build a hamburger by yourself? Why you ████ pushing me off my station? >> You're messing me off your station. >> Now our grill's on fire. Whenever you start Overcooked, it should open up a on a new tab like a divorce contract. You need to be docy signed. >> Honestly, I pay with my sister and I've never in my life wanted to punch her more in the face. >> Oh, dude. Yeah. >> I was like, are you taking this seriously? Cuz I feel like you're making this as a joke. This is a joke to you. That's what it felt like. I honestly got so mad around. >> This is like when we were playing Mario Party at Anony's house and Anony's getting so pissed cuz we keep on stealing his cars.
13:31 >> Or he thinks we're giving him bad advice. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We're like putting him on. >> We're like, "Hey, don't get the warp pipe. You don't want the gold pipe one." You know, that's that's a s█████ thing. And he's like, "You see?" And every time something happens, he goes, "See, this is why I hate this game." You know, when people do that, they just keep reinforcing it. He was doing that every time he buys a star, he goes, "See, this is why I hate this game." Like, he just bought a star. >> Mario Kart pessimist, dude. >> Wait, what does that do? Cuz he thinks you're going to use it on him. >> No, he just he just thinks anytime that someone gets a win, it's a loss for him. >> Oh, the game is personally hating Anthony. >> His victim mentality for Mario Party. >> Yeah, it's amazing, dude. We were smoking him on there. funny as hell. >> Over and over kept saying, "This is why I hate this game. Hate this game. I hate this game." Cuz we're like, "Oh ████ you got the new got the Mario Party. Let's play." And he's like, "I hate this game." And from minute one. And then we just started smoking him because of it. >> He got it. He got the game. >> Yeah. We We had his
14:22 >> He bought the game, >> dude. I didn't even get a star the whole game and I ended up third and he was fourth. >> I won. >> He stole He stole >> I stole Anthony star. >> Let's just keep playing Mario Party with >> No. Why >> smoke that guy? We'll smoke. Anthony is Anthony Lee in every place. >> He was really taking it personal. It was great. >> Kindred is his only place where he's not Anthony Lee. >> That's so funny. Yeah, the boys did.
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