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Spy Gets Caught Taking Designer Bags as Bribes

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0:00 [Music] so a a journalist who it has been known for purveying a lot of accusations about other journalists calling them foreign agents spies for Russia accusing them of not being for America but being for other you know World governments his wife was just arrested and charged with spying for South Korea no way in exchange for luxury handbags what and other perks well she been projecting she been projecting oh she's out there he's projecting the journalist her husband Max boot is his name oh he has been constant he's one of those guys who's who's always affiliated

0:50 with like when they're accusing people of Russia yeah yeah yeah but his own wife his own wife was an xcia an xcia analyst her name is sui Terry sui Terry yep she was charged with yeah spying for South Korea wait you can what if he was honey you can spy for ████ luxury and that yeah probably no paper trail dude think about Bob Mendez he he was just doing all kinds of bribes and ████ like that while a senator and he ████ got gold bars and ████ like that yeah but gold bars that's that's how the game works though the game it's like you don't get you don't get actual cash they give you things in in exchange for that or if they blackmail you you just got to ████ do it because you're in trouble but or killer stock not all spying is spying in the sense where it's like sometimes it's just information about

1:41 some cultural thing and then you have to report to your Handler South Korean Intelligence Officers allegedly gave her BGA Vanetta Vana and Louis we we we shut the ████ ████ ass also Dolce gabat coat and dinners at Mich starred restaurants prosecutors say they provided more than $37,000 in covert funding for a public policy program in on Korean Affairs that she also ran they caught a spy here at uh when we were going to college at East LA College uh was he were they were the president of the China Club no I'm not even ████ around dud obious but that's what's like funny is not in the open but then it's the same thing where like that that president of CH Club was probably like stop calling all Chinese people spies right it's that projection thing of like not that president's wife who

2:33 said yeah yeah and they just had to report back what the culture of America was like Wow crazy that that's so valuable to somebody huh what blows my mind though is that we have friendly countries that we're supposed to be allies with and they have spies here we have spies back and forth we all have we all have we have more spies on other people than they do we got caught we got caught spying on the German prime minister at the time an Ana M it was on Wikileaks it was on Wikileaks and we had we were buying we were tapping her phones all kinds of ████ everybody knew cuz it leaked out and then anel merkel's just like the governments are just kind of like yeah we all Spy on each other I definitely believe that America has the most technological spy wear on its own citizens well and mad mad is ████ underrated as isra SP program just honestly just as good as us

3:24 damn those guys are unbelievable and they didn't see the attack coming mhm or maybe they did well I don't know about that I mean did the CIA C 911 coming right yeah there were warnings about ████ well I can't do that here but but no there were warnings right remember remember there was some um before 911 happened condalisa rice I think was talking about or no cona rice was sent something from cables that were saying like hey there's a plan to attack the World Trade Center and she goes I don't care right and that was in August actually but is it like you know how some people go ah we we hear someone warn about something every minute of the day how do you know which one to like well honestly I think it depends on the intelligence agency maybe you know some ████ about this uh a lot of what I

4:15 heard it is actually hard so that's why it's the experience level of how knowing how to sift through it because like in addition to in so I think there's there's a couple of categories but it's like in addition to information you also have to gauge the real the reliability of the information and the source yeah so it could be something that's like small but 100% confident and then there's something that could be huge like 9911 but then maybe it's only 50% reliable and then now you're forced to like how do I allocate resources and make a decision so it's it's it's hard too I know that's why when we were waterboarding KH shik Muhammad who was one of the al-Qaeda terrorists responsible for planning 9911 we were waterboarding him and he was giving us false information because water just wants to stop he's like stop torturing me I'll give you anything and then we're like well okay we got all

5:05 this evidence and I mean like just the other day I was watching Mis Congeniality and I was like dude like when um she had that scene and that guy was he she thought he was the Assassin he was going to pull a gun out but then it was just a cigarette and she tackled him and then you don't the government doesn't want to be that guy he by the way she tack any the government doesn't want to be that guy that tackles the you know no yeah but sometimes you have to mhm what is this Nick I feel like you have something there a double news going on over there dude this guy was staring at me for ████ 15 minutes so I said he looked like this guy the guy from RoboCop 3 that's good hey he looks like this hey make the face look at the camera do the face at your hey that's good content that's good content that's very good that's a good side mission thank you look like him he looks like

5:55 him dude always make anytime somebody brings up 911 you're just excited true but like I read this article about I don't know if it was about mad but it was about uh the airport in Israel and how effective their like security is and everything how like how Superior it is to like Americans I mean they got the Iron Dome out there like they're probably but it wasn't it wasn't that it was that the security racially profiles is that right that one difference makes security way more efficient isn't that ████ interesting well they also to back it up they also what have a couple airports to whereas we have godamn every state it was so disturbing to like hear that like I was like oh ████ that's crazy they're more effective cuz they don't randomly profile they look for the terrorist and are they racially profiling or are they reading the data no no it's not just

6:46 they just trust their eyes it's not just racially profiling that's that's included it's just there's no sensitivity of like oh we want everyone to be frisked equally so no one feels bad they don't have that well we're trying to before anybody goes crazy by the way cuz everyone's ready and neck shark and all ████ racial profiling works yeah I thought also on the flip side it was so inefficient cuz like i' be going into markets in Hawaii and some of them like they have so much theft right anyone with a backpack has to like stop dude there was this one deaf ass Uncle walking in and he had like a backpack this ████ was not even close to a thief right and then the security was like excuse me sir excuse me clearly he can't ████ hear you he has a hearing a and ████ he's walking like slower than a sloth and he he has to give up his

7:36 backpack and leave it in the locker and I'm like come on dude he was probably the best disguise for a thief but he doesn't fit the description if you if you work security at an airport and like you saw a bunch of Asian people going through what kind type of crime do you think they I think they're going to be having moving money fruits fruits and ████ fish smuggling smuggling would be their I saw a watermelon get opened up and it had all kind of marijuana inside really saw that happen but that's Mexican definitely not Asian I saw it on the internet that's not Asian Asian is like ████ illegal fish yeah yeah yeah it's like weird ████ or some ████ Meats like deer meat or something I wouldn't be surprised if the most successful law enforcement agency is also racially profile I really do feel like they have dated to back it up though just saying I

8:27 I sorry I didn't mean to C I agree tell the truth uh so also by the way this chick this is so key to this article too she advocated South Korean policy policy positions during media appearances wow sharing non-public information with Intelligence Officers and facilitated meetings between us and South Korean government officials according to the both way it let's go got it Go the guts came out I ████ got that still moving it's still moving we need electric in here so she was doing for both sides well right so exactly she was facilitating meetings between us and South Korean government officials for the South Koreans though like she was she was trying to to swing it for the South Korean government make them look good that's why she's advocating their policies during media appearances which is what they all ████ do on TV by the way oh so basic she's just always stayed

9:19 loyal to South Korea absolutely so now she she go to jail she has to she's Korean is Korea number one she aditt to the F she admitted to the FBI that she served as a source of information for South Korean intelligence including by passing handwritten notes from the from off the Record June 22 meeting with uh Secretary of State Anthony blinkin wow was cuz she was like come on look at this a Gucci bag America is not giving me a Gucci bag look at this one it's a heres bag and a come on this one Louis bitton bag so many this is the best bag yeah this is the best bag number one did she go to jail now uh so she's been charged we'll we got to go through a trial right yeah that must feel pretty s█████ to be such an advocate of like anti- spying and then your wife is a freaking spy well it's like you said it's she must have known do you think it is but what

10:09 if he doesn't know there could be believe so she's just showing up with $37,000 worth of ████ luxury bag no he got honey he got honey potted think he got honey potted like swall well I think he got honey potted man remember swell he got he had the Chinese spy he was he was boinking the Chinese I was just thinking of how project Veritas always finds these gay guys with the top positions that's security companies by the way and they just want to say they just want to tell you everything are these gay guys saying everything all the people who are like it's so ████ up like gay people don't have a ████ it's not like all gay people have a list well no ████ they don't have a list but the fact that the guy J James O'Keefe just puts a lisp on and everyone's like oh yeah you're gay he amazing cuz he goes on dates with dudes all the time he's barely trying he's barely trying he's not even like oh my God girl a full ████ left and all ████ he's like he's like tame list tame

11:01 ltle like like burn the tip of his tongue on a microwave dinner list he's getting people to give classified information insan at the highest level on the first date damn that's that's tough defense department guys and ████ like those guys are high level bro they got a whole system though they know how to Honey Pot people they're probably so good at that honeypotting is actually isn't that didn't you say that's actually like a really effective W time tactic most effective don't they do that in the CIA test me you know that boost Monte guy that on podcast he talks about how like they have female agents that have to learn how to yeah suck dick or just like persuade people they said like one of the tests is like you go to a a coffee shop and you just ask for somebody to buy you a coffee without using any money and that's like part of the test that they have to do wow so like they're constantly trying to test their pers that's easy though as a dude no it's not I think it's easy really what would you say I would just go to a

11:52 dude though how would you do it I'd be like yo I actually forgot my wallet is it no you can't say that crazy I'm not talking you can't mention Cofe coffee they buy it for you oh you can't mention coffee cannot mention you can't say can you buy me a cup of coffee you can't say the word coffee you can't ask him to do their favor you just have to through the charm just they just they just get cany your Cofe they just get manipulated to do it that's crazy you could do I could do it with no words oh oh where's oh you said worse how would you do it though with if you can't take coffee yeah I'm not giving away my come on get me to buy you coffee nobody says anything you're just sitting in there pat yourself for 10 minutes there's no way first you got to first you got to identify your mark you got to identify your mark right no no no but if I walk into this room I'm not

12:42 identifying you come on you're second to me get any of do anyways do okay I'm going I'm going to the fanny pack first not in my throat no okay first then you go like this you're like I'm a so sleepy what the ████ I guess you I guess one way really would be to just talk it up with you like that's how they tell you I notic like like hey man like you got to at least be a brown belt hey man can I buy you a cop way that you move D ding ding ding ding and then you just chat it up and then when it's time to go I'm like right behind you in line and you're just like oh yeah this guy too yeah let me get a coffee I'm going to ████ this guy later but then that is a weird I don't think I've ever done that for somebody that I was chatting it up with randomly right if they're already in line cuz you're assuming they're going to buy have you

13:32 ever done that with somebody has someone ever had that effect on you that wasn't the Spy so next time someone does that to you randomly that's a spy coffee coffee is definitely different versus like alcohol culture that's a pretty it's a pretty sick challenge though what kind of would you do like if let's say hot I would do a hot let's say like a like a friendly country right like like we're cool with them you know like Canada and then they come up to you and then they go hey dog like I'll ████ you know what like those new Jordans I'll hook you up if you just like give me some information about a man sign Jord if I know if I know what I'm doing is giving information I would be scared because it feels like I could get in trouble but if someone just happened to be in a conversation and then I said something cuz all of her uh that's different if

14:22 they make you think that your it's your idea to say it that's the trick right the all of her actions seem like harmless action well she she wasn't registered as a foreign agent and she had cover uh South Kore go back can you imagine if at the end of the trial we've uh found that they're harmless actions keep the bags enjoy your life my bad we messed up yeah so cover funding for a public policy program is she worked on that program and it's supposed to be covert so she's giving that information yeah she probably signed 6,000 n there was covert funding for it so she's a tattletail when's the last time someone got in trouble for tattling that's what you're callings she's Korean you got international tattling well I think he's apologizing on behalf of Japan I have to

15:13 back Koreans up oh as apology so this is what I'm trying to do I'm trying to make up this is respirations D like respiration

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