0:00 thank you [Music] so in a fit of irony and ubereats driver was killed and eaten by the person that they were delivering food to that's ████ up dude so maybe they ordered the wrong meal because they're like I want a human but you came over with McDonald's maybe their name was Uber and so Uber Eats oh wow you eat the Uber you're both wrong so this guy named Oscar Solis he's 30 years old he was arrested faces a first degree murder charge the Sheriff's Office says that he was recently released from prison in Indiana shout out let's go Colts let's go baby let's go this year's difference Anthony Richardson let's go cannibalism let's go Colts well it's about time Indiana got
0:51 their own thank you you never talk about it yeah he has a link It's Always Somewhere Else the cat has lengthy criminal history including bursaries he was also not registered as a felon in Florida violating his parole and um they say this is a horrific Crime of Passion the person you know um is it a common passion you always say the word evil right the person this person is evil this was demonic this individual is what he did was demonic says Sheriff Chris noko um he says the driver was making his last delivery Wednesday April 19th when he texts his wife he would be wrapping up and getting home soon oh all it appears is that there was a gentleman who was working during his last delivery for the night and this person killed him for no reason and took him away from his family the sheriff said his wife texted her husband several times did not get a response after several hours reported him missing that night deputies searched
1:42 Thursday for the missing Uber Eats driver and ubereats provided law enforcement with information on his last whereabouts using GPS they showed that he was last at a home along a strange place called The Moog Road in Holiday Florida sounds like cannibals to me according to the sheriff they say they responded to the home and searched the area where the GPS was reporting that he was at they couldn't find anything the following day law enforcement returns to the area they spoke with the roommate of this guy Solas Who provided video at the home and you can actually see the victim walking up to the house to deliver food the video gets cut off and then you see on the following day the suspect was carrying trash bags with another individual and you see them carrying these trash bags around the side of the house I think they had a buffet together he found other like
2:33 cannibal homies on like cannibal.com you definitely can't cut up a body without with a roommate yeah that's not like in on it right the smells imagine the smells dude exactly how do you find other like like like-minded Souls like is it like seeking arrangements or something are you friends in bubble match so investigators say that the the solace pulled the victim into the home tried to Rob him and then his ring and car keys were later found inside the sheriff's office is looking for two individuals who also left the home about an hour before the victim's death um but yeah they they believe that this was an incident where the guy was killed in this member oh God specifically cannibalism was mentioned
3:24 no I kind of just like like did that just for funds because it's because the Uber Eats driver and I was like oh they also ate them you know what you know okay so they so he do you know why he got killed then did it for fun because cannibalism makes sense it's like sick ████ so why would he just kill him then here's the thing I don't know that they didn't eat it I don't think they haven't we don't know that we don't know we don't know there's no motive no they didn't say they're just saying like he was arrested they dismembered the guy and it was just because they see the bags yeah yeah it could have been like random killing robbery went wrong because I was like oh they probably just wanted to kill him for his money or something went South yeah or he witnessed them doing some cannibal ████ oh ████ no and they're like well we got to kill this guy too now right right cannibalism just keeps making its way back in does it I just thought it's
4:15 like okay he's an Uber Eats guy he's bringing delivery but then like he's for dinner and I was like that kind of worked for me so me and my buddy was looking at um we were looking at um businesses that are super high margin that's very low competition but it does extremely well and it's very stable and guess what showed up crime scene cleanup companies really yeah and there's actually one that's like on social media and there's like it's they post a grossy ████ right like you like the the the the police will call you and so you could have these stable government contracts also like they'll be the go-to if they show up to a house because the neighbor's like something snake and then
5:05 they're like what is it and it's like a hoarder that died and it's like oh my God and then the cops are gonna ████ investigate and clean it it's a it's an open shut case right so then they call your company and then you come in and you just have to clean everything up and then they sell the house but the jobs start at like 7K dude oh a month let's start a business right you guys down let's start a business style that's at the price of your whole mentality uh I need a reservation for 12. that's how many bodies it is it's like hey we got some splatter brains again you know and then it's like oh it's ████ I hate fresh splatter brains dude I can't believe I complained about coming to JK sometimes right some of the ████ that people gotta do we have no windows in here there's no sun they get paid good but it's a dirty job you
5:57 know like wobble Grill again yeah dirty jobs but not trained they do s█████ things to the chicken in there I think is the male to female ratio of people that work that job specific good cleanup companies women guarantee you it's it's it's immigrants and convicts workers oh hey that's good for them dude that's kind of a good gig yeah it's definitely hard work that definitely sucks yeah but it made me think about this because it's like yeah it's cannibal clean up all that like I'm like you know what I I always thought the police department had a thing and then the cops did it but I was like oh no way after the crime scene like they're not gonna ████ clean and scrub and do all this ████ the forensics or the detectives get to label
6:48 everything right so the cleanup crew doesn't touch it yeah well when they're done with everything like it's not the forensics guys to like ████ fold everything and do the laundry and you know like provide you with fresh Linens yeah it's like yeah this guy was murdered on the bed but then they just ████ took pictures and they're like oh all right someone else do this yeah and then the homeowners like oh you know and then so they yeah so when my hero Robert Mueller was investigating Donald Trump he never said that Donald Trump didn't collude with Russia he said that he couldn't prove that he was innocent and that's all that I'm saying here I don't know that they didn't eat the guy you don't know that it just doesn't say anything about that at all oh my God it
7:38 doesn't say ████ about it it does have the hints of like when an unplanned killing you know you know about those yeah like when it's like a really messy uh Cleanup in terms of like oops we killed we didn't mean to usually it ends with them like chopping something up oh you know what in a penny all right this is exactly what happened the guy that helped take out the trash bags after eating another guy no no no there was no cabinet all right so so the two guys were cheating on their wives with each other and it's a very very Christian Community and it's a gay is No-No yeah okay so and then they were like a lot of details here they're like hey honey you wanna ████ it you hungry like they just okay babe they just ████ so hard KFC and they're like I'll get Uber so then Uber guy brings over the bucket of
8:30 chicken they get horny again and they're just ████ l70. sucking each other off so hard and then he's all like ringing the doorbell texting nothing drumstick suck it drunk okay no no but they didn't get the drumstick yet so the Uber guys like he's blowing up their phone Uber delivery yeah the guy's holding him like this he has the guy sucking and he's licking his dick and he's ████ spinning right and then spinning yeah is just standing up it's called love making right and and then and then the Uber guys like hello and then he goes to the back hello and then he sees them he goes oh no and then the guy looks oh ████ yeah oh no it didn't it's a small
9:20 neighborhood you know the guy it is a clear door yeah so here's the thing they have to kill him now break for the ████ wood door they have to kill him now because I'm gonna tell everybody all the Christians the pastor of the church no no the guy that was sucking off was a pastor the pastor was a sucker offer guy and in the Uber Eats guy was like oh here's the chicken he goes no no no wait wait wait and then they kill him with what with the dicks yeah with 2000 PSI come on because they're like the secret the secrets gotta be like wanted bullets but come yeah yeah it's over it's like Cersei and and and ████ Jamie pushing
10:11 bran you know you push him down the stairs they cut them up and eat them yeah and honestly yeah if bran had died the show would have been 10 times better it would have been he's ████ annoying huh slow talking ass ████ hopefully they redo the show hey check out my website brandsex.com ████ ass week ████ not into it I hate him not the real King to me you think that was the first ever invention of a wheelchair bran probably it's the first wheelchair first prototype you know they yeah so they eat them look all I know is that's why we have wheelchair ramps everywhere even though it makes no sense all we know is that they ordered chicken and got horny again and they were just like oh oh oh I can't resist you I love you so much goes I should have been gay from the beginning you know let's leave our wives you know and then he's like I should be the gay
11:01 as a baby he's like Uber Eats Uber Eats and then they're like oh I can't believe it Pastor Jones you know exactly so I'm glad we did the like a crime scene reconfiguration yeah CSI JK Yeah we actually see we sold it we're pretty good at this motive there's motive there's romance there's bro there's character did you do a live action dude dude oh foreign
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