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Grandson Fights Back After Grandma's Punishments

#grandma#stickerbook#starwars#headlock#ignorant
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0:00 takes the seat belt off this is all and decides and I'm like I'm just like taking the you know what I'm saying and you don't say and my brother's in the backseat and I just see him like go like [Laughter] [Music] you guys ever had a grandma who like would slap you or like hit you for being bad nope nope really my grandma and grandpa were so ████ cute that the one time my grandpa ████ slow motion slapped me oh so Junior High I was uh yeah Junior High I was I went to go visit Taiwan and you know like you're in a rebellious face so I got into it with my mom's little sister which is my aunt and she's older and uh

0:51 we were like yelling back and forth I took a remote and I chucked it at the TV and then my grandpa like was reading a newspaper and he like with his ████ glasses and he saw me he was so pissed like this and he went ████ came over all slow he was like like that and I was like oh that loves me never slapped me I feel so bad like I'm like for him to do that that means I ████ up you know and it wasn't it was like that it was a tab like that but it was just slow oh wow it took like six months to get there too I was like yeah and I was just like lofty speed ████ up I was like damn I ████ disrespected like in Asian culture not only my Elder which you're not you're never supposed to do that right but also his daughter and I was like oh ████ my uh family members told

1:43 me my grandma ████ me up but I have no memory of it ████ she ████ the memory out of my head bro no I just remember dope ass memories like she took me to the park we would go to the grocery store like I didn't remember none of that oh she beat you up a good time so it's like your dad's memory of beating you basically but I forgot that she passed down in the chromosome he's like Joe what do you mean we only have dope ass memories together what if what if I twisted the memory and my dad didn't ████ me up my grandma did but I played my ████ dad dude that's like shutter Islands I know right I'm definitely it's like Fight Club your grandma's chocolate uh oh yeah sure from your grandma oh yeah yeah uh or or uh Korea or the belch okay that's the worst she's ever the belt she would uh she would get the belt but it would just be scary because she would get it

2:34 but she would just like smack the door frame I could make that loud like pop damn that's scary one of those like get you know like and you have to go past her so that's the thing where you're like like that was it was she like mini golf with a mine yeah psychological battle here yeah that um a wood spoon that she's like cooking with yeah you know grandma was disciplining you did it ever occur to you to fight back hell no no no no you wanted a soccer huh no no no no that's too scary yeah well it's just we got a special one here in China then oh ████ so this right this is a big it's a big big story because a lot of JK people have been sending it to the account being like yo cover this cover oh wow thank you guys for sending it yeah thank

3:24 you guys um so in China a 10 year old boy who's being disciplined by his grandma ends up fighting back he uh this is all in video by the way which We're not gonna watch he why he puts you in the headlock he puts his ground in headlock and he keeps telling her like you always hit me why you always hit me oh he's snapping you're telling me I'm unreasonable and there's a like some I guess like another family member's just filming it and like his little sister that wouldn't stop it someone's filming it and they're just saying stop it stop and he's just like it got her to headlock like she's picked up a slipper and just like hitting him she's like and then slowly it just becomes oh no he chokes her yeah it talks her out to death no death bro oh he's 10 right he's 10 years

4:14 old who the ████ was recording 10 years old not only that but another another lady comes in with like a kid on her back and she's like you killed her and she's like started slowly it is some like and then he puts her in a headlock too and then the kid the little 10 year old like realizes what he's done and he's just like trying Cry he's like get up Grandma oh that's so sad yeah well he's 10 10 years old at that age you're fighting for your life how big is this ████ it's like David size 10 year old or what dude he looks like a 10 year old how old is the Grandma she's a four foot Chinese Grandma yeah who is recording that's that's crazy dude yeah so whoever was recording I don't know if it was a family member because this situation like once it kind of got traction there was more info uh the boy was living with his grandma while his parents were out of town like

5:05 they go on like overseas business so it's just him and the grandma so after she's dead he doesn't have a care like a caretaker around the boy got arrested yeah that's sad damn man 10 years old dude what did they do for uh kids in China like when they go to jail do they have a juvie or anything like that I don't know anything did I just go to regular they're gonna ████ him up though dude they sent him to North Korea oh ████ yeah trade relations yeah the um it's it's crazy because like this was all over uh it was like viral in China like on weibo and everything and damn and then um yeah it I guess it kind of got said that the little boy like he had friends that were around that were egging them on to fight back to his grandma oh yeah but that's that's not their fault it's still the though it's

5:55 not but it's uh it just it just reeks of like little poor Village kind of yeah and at 10 years old you don't really know what murder like you don't think you're gonna kill somebody by wrestling moves yeah yeah yeah choking them out I thought I thought maybe he like choked her out like like put her to sleep you know like where she'll end up like coming back up yeah then usually what happens right yeah in a headlock well I mean maybe it's a grandma that I sleeper I mean he just had her so long that it's like yo she's gonna be the circulation you should have stopped hitting him she did nothing too she was like she eventually did and he was still just like oh he was like saying his piece you know like he's like telling her all this ████ like finally that's what I was thinking like he probably like literally snapped blacked out on a on a um like maybe maybe she was abusing him

6:45 uh you know like awesome like you know what this is fine like he's getting his he didn't think he was gonna kill it though I think it's wrong that he did that but at the same time it's like dude that's her karma for like treating somebody this way too you know damn you ruthless dog no because it always comes back it always comes back to you in some way it may it would suck that it was the boy that did it to her you're a yin yang dude I don't know I think yeah I don't know maybe if she is or maybe she's not yeah we don't see Grandma yeah or she's just like a regular Chinese average grandma that will beat your ass like maybe she was disciplining him and he's just like you keep abusing me yeah you know what I mean like you just you just don't ████ know like how severe well yeah what made him in the moment like it's even on video that she's hitting him over something he was doing already so she's like like just like like already kind of swatting at him and then

7:36 he just like snaps and just like whoever pulls her down and he's just like holding it like dude what I also see is like the the maybe because the parents are always gone he never had that love so he's kind of like ah I'm an angry child and I always you know like there's no love towards me so I'm just gonna be hateful oh 100 dude I think I was pretty capable of um doing violence against like adults my parents anybody your grandmother your grandpa not my grandparents because I think well for for one when my mom disciplined me um it was always there was always parameters she never hit me out of just um or impulse yeah it was always you ████ up this is the things that you did you did this wrong so you're gonna

8:26 get this many spankings uh for my grandma I just don't remember but then I do remember like if it was my dad or my brother or something like that my uncle it was always impulsive always pointless there was no explanation so it just felt like an outright fight so then in those cases I always thought I can't wait till I get bigger I'm gonna ████ kill you and it wasn't even I'll fight you I pulled out I pulled out a knife on my dad and then I tried to slice his ass up and I was like nine or some ████ and then he basically kicked it out of my hand you know karate Roundhouse but I mean like it's like it's like you know when you're that age like in my head I was like I'm gonna ████ murder you like stop hitting me but then but then he's probably like look at this little piece of ████ you know it's like a 300 kick me and just ████ yeah exactly like you stupid idiot I tried standing up to my

9:18 dad it was actually just through text so I really wasn't even they wouldn't even asked to ask you hit it with the all caps but exclamation points emojis I actually just learned this word I I learned the word ignorant like my my mentor was like we're putting me on game of like you know some people are just ignorant they just know he broke it down to me and I was like that's my dad and I waited and I waited for the the perfect moment he was kind of like you know he was antagonizing my mom this was like during like divorce you know uh times and all this s███'s actually really heated it's like yeah yeah yeah perfect he was like you know antagonizing a bit and so I went with like this was like through the phone so it was kind of like you know leaving some nasty voicemails and stuff so I text my Dad we're at the mall and I was like yo Pops leave mom alone you're being ignorant right yeah this was grown up yeah yeah upset like

10:10 yeah yeah and he called me right away and he goes where you at and I'm like I'm at the mall he's like I'll pull up over there right now you want to talk to me like an adult like we can go like what's like out like you like he basically just broke it down to me of like like rub me my fade and I was like I was just saying that you have to like leave mom alone like mom's trying to like get his shoes and you're and she's like that funny thing she's like sad and he's like I don't give up like he was just like yo like what's like you you don't ever talk to me like that and it's that like and yo I didn't even get to have the moment of like standing up to my dad like you know leave him alone type of thing I it was it was like I just it was through text and he a phone call scared the ████ oh ████ no yeah I was just like I think I remember get off the phone I was just

11:00 like you're like I got the phone and I was kind of like I was kind of like mad at like like at my mom a little bit and I was like I stood up for you all right I tried it I was like I tried to and you made me look ignorant was was whoopings from your dad scary I've gotten one ultimate whooping from my dad and I think he even knew that after that he's gonna pull back oh like the ████ it wasn't like it wasn't closed Vista he gave me an ultimate spanking that was like on the bus right but it was like it was like a Super Saiyan like like you know like hadouken and like over and over and off yeah yeah yeah and it was uh it was in the in the in the back seat of of the Jeep right

11:51 like uh yeah the same Jeep you were driving it was uh it was because of uh we went to the uh the Star Wars convention like it was a museum and it had a Star Wars exhibit right and uh of the souvenir shop was the last thing like we're gonna go through the exhibit and then we're going to souvenir shop and of course what do you want out of the Star Wars ████ lightsaber and a cloak that's it you know I just wanted the Lifesaver you know yeah and so I knew the exactly I found it it was the one where the light would actually go up it would just like turn on the whole thing noises all that ████ my dad's like sticker book I'm like a sticker book and it was it was a book where it was like you get the it was all just scenes from the Star Wars you get to put the make the scenes with the sticker book oh I was like hey yo I was like oh and I

12:43 was so sure I was pops I'm 22. yo I was like I just remembered like I just I told him like he was like going to the checkout this whole thing I'm like yo like I got the lightsaber he's like go put that back and I'm like no like I I want the lightsaber you know and and and I was so I was just be I was being ignorant I was just being a little ████ little troll I was like you can get the book I'm not gonna use it I'm not you can buy it okay yeah you know but I'm not gonna use it I'm using light sir and it's making all the noises you can get the you can get them but I'm not gonna use it you know you know and my dad's just like doing that like wait till we get to the car wait till they're like all right you know and he's looking at the other families right he's still smiling his his way out

13:34 of this whole thing and my dad played it so cool yo like when we got to the car I was I was thinking like I was like okay like and he put on music and you know my brother's in the front seat and he played we drove for a bit that like oh he forgot like my dad made it seem like it was just nothing like that didn't happen it was all good I was like I'm gonna get away with this and I just remember like we we like he took an exit that ain't the exit to our crib oh my God he went into a neighborhood that is in our neighborhood and like he like punched the brakes out of at a at a stop sign like a and he and he he goes around and he's coming around to me and I was it it was y'all was like so slow motion y'all I guess it's so very he opens the door and just like in one motion like puts me like down like this takes the seat belt off and so and just starts and I'm like I'm just like

14:24 taking it and my brother's in the backseat and I just see him like go like [Laughter] you know he's looking at something I'm just like I'm like help what if your dad put the stickers on his hand yeah oh my God so you gonna make the scene now boy yeah yeah it was the it was that and then like he got back to the car and like you know went to go driving he was just saying like you'll never disrespect me again like like that you know this is mad and like went back home and I had to uh like he I got sent to my room I had to write you know I'll never disrespect my dad like like uh on like three pages front and back he gave me like he gave me like some you know he disciplined you

15:14 yeah yeah yeah yeah part of me makes me feel like I'm so stupid because I never learned my lesson after beatings like that over and over yeah yeah for sure I learned that one that one was that one yeah and that was his last spay like he never spanned any of us like that was the one that was just like we all know so your brother saw and that became a legend that was a threshold you only had to do it once then yeah that's nice one one good one you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah and then every Christmas after that you got Star Wars stickers just to remind us how about this year [Music]

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