0:00 thank you [Music] did you see did you see any of the news this morning at all about Trump is he actually arrested he thinks he is he's getting arrested he claims that on Tuesday so I mean today's Saturday that on Tuesday he will be arrested or he'll be indicted was that his real Twitter I thought that was it yeah is he back on Twitter he said no it's his it's his truth this is this is his word for word uh his word for word post is the Far and Away leading Republican candidate and former president of the United States of America will be arrested on Tuesday of next week protest take our nation back so that's all he said that's what I said so he's inciting April 6th huh April 6
0:51 is a good date April 6th will be trying to make an April 6 go go down there's nothing else that goes oh my God so crazy about April Fool's thing damn Joe thinks it's like late don't tell him wait just wait it's so so you know what though it's like so confusing I don't know if I'm just like an idiot I'm trying to read through all these like different articles and listen to all these things to make sense of this and I just I can't understand it but I can understand what he's being um accused so like why are they arresting campaign Finance violation I believe that's um so that's one thing that's interesting Taco Carlson was saying that he thinks it's um it's the falsifying of documents or something my business records but that's a misdemeanor and they're trying to uh the the D.A of Manhattan is seeking to
1:42 upgrade that to a felony somehow by sticking another charge on top of it which might be connected to the Stormy Daniels thing yeah I think I think it's all all right if he gets if he gets charged with the felony he can't run he can't run that's what people are saying but Elon Elon tweeted that if he gets arrested he thinks that Trump is going to become president for sure I think I don't think that's a bad guess how does that any time that the system has tried to come down on him that way his approval rating soared dude he's gonna be president again I have a ████ feeling isn't it funny how like well I didn't know that I didn't know that the Hillary campaign actually um was was pumping money and funding Trump to because they wanted to knock
2:33 him like they thought that he yeah he was an easier opponent to be versus who's the other person um Don Cheadle no no not I mean it couldn't be Bernie Mac it was a republican candidate but basically they saw they they thought out of all of them they're like Trump is so ridiculous that there's no way that he would have won and that would have been the best candidate to go up against like Ted Cruz at the time maybe he was oh yeah he was done right yeah yeah oh Jeb Jeb Bush he was dunking on everybody yeah yeah but who would have been in the primaries who who had the best chance aside from Trump right they were afraid of someone the Democratic uh National Committee was afraid of someone in the Republican primaries so they boosted uh Trump thinking that it'll be a big joke whatever whatever and then it flipped yeah because it was supposed to be a
3:23 layup for the clintons right for Hillary oh yeah it was supposed to was like dude she got this remember Nate silver of of uh 538 said the day of the morning of the election he is a 90 she has a 90 ████ two percent chance of winning some ████ and I remember during the election she was like smoking the whole time yeah she was smoking them and then where were you the moment Trump was uh announced president uh I was I was up out front I was ████ happy yeah I had like two sparklers in my hand and I was going like that you know what's funny because I was in college at that time I was storming the capital before it was cool man yeah there's some yellows in there I remember
4:14 the day after Trump got elected I had classes at Northridge I was I was in college I remember everybody was like like everybody was such a somber feeling it felt like after 9 11. people were like crying people were and then like the teachers were like I understand everyone's feeling a little upset about the election but we still have to get through today's Court what a difference we worked at like a rehab we worked at like an aquatic rehab center that was like one of our classes that we had to do we had to work with like oh oh yeah yeah yeah right and then but then the whole time they're like it's okay so we shouldn't go through the day I understand if you guys were feeling like not okay everybody goes underwater and cries drowns themselves all right let's go yeah that was a good time dude Nick's doing cannonballs in that ████ it's backflips
5:05 I wish at a I was at Toca Madera you know that place where Geo's birthday was at it's like this Hollywood like you guys were celebrating too no we were there at night when they announced like when the you could see like the map and the numbers and everything and everybody just started like crying bro like that oh ████ because this is Hollywood oh it was Hollywood so everybody was just like like you could see like just grown ass dudes just going ████ ████ it it's over it's ████ over like they're just like life is done it's so funny but I love that we made politics Sports I know so you ████ love it it's the national championship I didn't think that when I saw like when I saw his reaction he looked surprised he's like holy ████ ████ what am I gonna do and then there's even a comedian that made fun of her like he was like he didn't think he was gonna win but it all makes sense now uh once
5:57 this news came out about the Hillary campaign funding Trump then it was like oh that makes a lot of sense because maybe I mean they've been buddies him and the clintons they've been buddies for so many years right so it it could have been that it's like okay like you you you be my opponent right and then like sure yeah and what is he gonna do once he's president is he gonna go actually Hillary's the real winner here all right so let me just give this to her you know it's like it's like boxing to pad your record yeah yeah but he would just go accidentally won yeah yeah dude that's one of those jobs too like you sit there and you're the president and you wake up and you just go in the office and like [Laughter] so how does this work like it's like Tommy Boy checking out the phone remember Tommy Boy where he's like working at his dad's company and he's just playing with a fan
6:49 but that's what it's like you've never done that job before only a couple people have right what the ████ do you do in day one what do you even do prank call the Pentagon yeah there you go day one done all day they just want to check this is still cool thank you demand access to area 51. day one I just want to go see the aliens the um a lot of people are also thinking that it's not really it's like a ploy it's probably not really gonna happen also like I think Taco Carlson was saying something about like it doesn't sound likely that it would um take place in the sense that the D.A that's going after him is is uh not a federal it's like it's not federal charges but he's a state D.A so it's not enough to stick you can't pursue a federal charge oh did you see the jury one of the jury people from this no one
7:40 of the people from the grand jury came out and did a media tour for some ████ reason they could do that before a truck and this chick was like she's like working again and she's like ████ popping and locking I'm not kidding like it was like weird she was like yeah and after this happened the jury after this happened everyone in the media who obviously like the people who hate Trump on the media they're all like this is ████ up it's like why'd she do this like this is gonna ████ up the trial this is weird so yeah it was really odd we should we should we all you do that I'll send you the videos as a grandchild I know exactly well you can you can talk about like I think you could talk around things but you can't talk about ████ like you're rooting for it like she's meeting up with Mean Gene to do like an interview right we want they excuse her after seeing something like that would be important yeah I would assume so but it's like someone
8:31 going through an active trials going on a book tour yeah that's like being a referee in the Super Bowl you're wearing an eagles Jersey [Laughter] okay no I'm neutral dude I swear to God I swear to ████ God and then Eagles score so that is um that's a PR I think elon's pretty um on point though it's like the more ████ happens to him that makes him like look like a victim of this entire like Ploy the system yeah it will become a victim of the system this he will use the system to to win that's that's the thing man right and it sort of proves his points right people hate like the elites in media and like there's already a narrative of like it hasn't been a good a good four years alterations you know all these in snobby-ass like
9:21 um you know virtue signalers and trust is down for sure yeah and yeah a ████ you know everyone's tired of Joe Biden dude I hear everyone just even people that are like very do you know anybody that's like used to be about Joe that is now like no I've never met anyone who liked Joe Biden I knew Bernie people that's it Bernie people Bernie people yeah there's so many more candidates from the left that were so like they had real supporters yeah I don't know anyone that was like I can't wait till Joe Biden ████ wins yeah you know the only people that I do think we're rooting for him or is the older generation that wanted people they like establishment ████ uh because they come like they come from that like oh remember the good old days when everything was more chill and I think in their their argument was always well
10:11 he's been in office from Obama he knows what he's doing Trump he's like a business guy who knows where his head is all these other like people they're too radical so they're like let's let's get a safe middle guy but they don't think in terms of oh that guy is just a corporate dog right like now our generation is more like oh yeah they have establishment candidates who take tons of money from corporations whether it's right or left it doesn't matter they're the same camp and then their generation is they still believe in the right and the left and then you know they're actually meaning what they say so it's corporatist America right like corporatist America owns both parties and then they just want to get all their ████ through and everything else be down and even though that's a fact their generation will hear that and think it's some hippie conspiracy ████ yeah so
11:02 I think that's just a divide and does our generation vote no our Our Generation I mean even us and younger Millennials and younger just don't vote so who's actually voting it's the senior citizens that are making decisions for the whole country when you go to a polling theater that's mainly who's there because they're the ones that care and then they they listen to the old school politics because that's what they're comfortable with yeah all this new stuff is way too radical and it's scary I find it kind of ironic too that when when Trump was elected president everybody was like that dude runs his mouth so much he's gonna get us into a war his whole term no more and now damn okay what's going on bro I'm just hanging out North Korea shaking hands he was like chilling whatever it's kind of funny to me that is so funny that was wild when he walked into North Korea that was ████ wild who would
11:53 have thought that was gonna happen the narrative was was like oh we're gonna get into war with North Korea dude I remember being he's gonna pop his gums off I was on the phone I was on the phone with like a bunch of Hollywood people when like he was pissing off North Korea and they're like well we might not even live through the weekend like ████ like that like all right they really thought they're like oh we're gonna get nuked over the weekend like they were really saying this ████ like like normally like just completely normal because he did a switch where he antagonized the ████ out of them and then he flipped and then he went over there and shook his hand and everyone was like now that I look back it's like oh man that is exactly what I did to like bullies in high school like it's like you you come at them and you're like hey ████ don't pick on me you could pick on anybody else don't ████ pick on me ████ and then they like kind of do this thing where they're like hey work chill right we're cool now it's all
12:44 good and that's kind of what that's exactly what he did is he just did some high school ████ foreign
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