0:00 [Music] plans for the united kingdom's biggest theme park face huge setback because of tiny spiders what is their biggest theme park wait what's your biggest theme park right now oh yeah did they have pollock's land bullets every right buckingham palace huh every one of the rides work another right to work you just go in like ah bollocks that's what we're here for and ████ headland they just get wasted and like oh ████ welcome to ████ in hell all right anyway do they have a harry potter world over there i don't think so ironic as ████ isn't it that would probably kill over the whole place is probably just harry potter do you know how s█████ london is oh they
0:51 don't have harry potter world we have like two of them and they they have like a train station with just a fake wall that's all they got so ████ up i was at that it's king's cross station yeah that's where they filmed the harry potter thing got a fake wall do they have platform nine and three quarters there they do they put like a nine and three quarters they did that's so but that's all they get totally done all right well a tiny spider has created a setback for a 3.5 billion pound uk theme park he's laughing at that it's a little spider it's a little tiny cute little spider you can burn that it's tom holland i feel like they have more spiders over there i'm pretty sure it's like an educated guess but i don't know they were brought over to the americas by christopher
1:41 columbus the way you said it was like you have insider information i have no interest in spiderman it's just um so after uh both the bbc and itv were uh major partners with this theme park and they both pulled out of the plans because of this spider incident that joe is still laughing about the london resort which is set to open uh in kent has planned to have both broadcasters on board so it could feature rides inspired by hit shows such mitered by what a show such as doctor who sherlock and thunderbirds what are that what kind of rides are the underbirds the freaking puppet dudes dude sherlock the ride is like i'm asleep already bro i'm sure what would it be maybe it's like an escape room where you have to like figure out oh it'll be cool oh like an escape room would be kind of i like the benedict coming back sherlock
2:32 i just picture you're on like one of those disney roller coasters and in every room he's got a magnifying glass to his eye looking at you yeah that's this is what else they got they're a lot guy yeah i don't know what else they got nobody else watched ben into cumberbatch sherlock i hear it's good i heard it's good too i thought it was dope how many goddamn sherlocks are gonna be i just a lot that was the last one the last one is when he like freezes time and he can calculate ████ right that's the robert downey one but i'm talking about it benedict cumberbatch is a tv show with the dude from the hobbit well dude there's another one with like lucy lou and she was like sherlock holmes so i don't know where the going what she was sherlock holmes who she went she was she was watson or something i don't know i'm sure it wasn't lucy lawless [Laughter] didn't they make a show with like his daughter like enola holmes yes yes yes that one that's that was a netflix movie
3:22 that's whatever with the stranger things girls girl oh you know why because it's free anybody can make it sherlock holmes anything we can make a ████ look because we should i think it's over i think it's like it's that old it's that old yeah oh ████ it's like peter pan homes thing there you go yeah i like that idea it's not bad yeah i'll call it sherlock holmes oh that's sick sherlock holmes that's sick because it takes place yeah takes place in paramount featuring tim yeah sherlock holmes all right so uh last november the area was declared a site of special interest due to its variety of wildlife natural england has said more than 1700 invertebrate species called the area home including a quarter of the uk's water beetles nature loving group saves
4:13 swan peninsula urged the bbc to rethink its support of the park and following the pressure from campaigners bbc and itv have both now announced they are no longer in commercial ████ these animal lovers [Laughter] jeez spider holy ████ gives a ████ about spiders if it was a cute little like rat or like a gerbil a cute little rat then it's like let's save like these minks spiders are in right now though you know tom holland you know this is what it looks like man ████ that guy he a little guy that was like those like those are pretty big like i don't know is that small it looks kind of small it does you don't i don't like spiders yeah i don't like spiders either i think they should be blowtorch i like spiders i don't like spiders do we need this specific spider to live i don't think so i don't know but actually spiders are are pretty helpful in the ecosystem because they they actually take care of
5:04 a lot of the pests and bugs oh shut the ████ up do you play with spiders do you and you guys play with spiders yeah this guy this guy does probably i think mosquitoes [Laughter] mosquitoes and spiders are the two things that need to die mosquitoes yes spiders know dude if spiders if mosquitoes left the planet i firmly believe everybody would have the planet can you ████ imagine this gonna be good but spiders i think if spiders left the planet uh a lot of ecosystems would get ████ all right you're right yes outer space would get ████ because i don't kill spiders we set them out there dude when i see a spider i don't kill it i leave it in the house unless it's a black widow then i stop the ████ out of it i kill every spider bro you do i don't discriminate i kill it but what if you want do you want bugs in your house because they eat the bugs but remember i don't want spiders either are also one of those things that the bigger they are the less uh poisonous or or dangerous
5:55 they are like daddy long legs apparently are the ones that are very common those are super poisonous but they're super small so they don't really affect us but they got a weak ass teeth so they can't but they can't kill us so it's actually the big ones that are like they look crazy and scary but they're like less uh dangerous dude thank you thanks spider guy anthony i like tarantulas spider-man dude i feel like tarantulas are like the puppies would you kill a tarantula if you just found it walk around nah i don't kill spiders i told you you were you're the spider killer you would kill a tarantula i wouldn't kill a tarantula or scary why wouldn't you kill a tarantula if you're such a spider-killing guy yeah actually i'll ████ kill it stop backtracking dude you wouldn't put in like a jar or some ████ i think it's like the mess that it creates because they're they're so like if you stomp on it it's just gonna yeah that makes me cringe a little bit i don't want that i would just have like a
6:45 little a little mess you could just wipe up one time yeah yeah get the vacuum killing seasonal beetles like sometimes they're so big and crunchy it just makes a mess seasonal beetles yeah you know when they get big in that time of the year oh yeah yeah yeah they get all fat and like june bugs are shelled well you kill a lot of bugs huh dude i'm out there doing work bro i'm doing god's work what's like the number one bug genocide that you've committed like most genocide ████ probably like a whole hive like a like a beehive like a hornet nest oh ████ hornets oh yeah that's pretty bad right how'd you do that bro little honeycomb looking s████ that are in the corner of the fight with us you know what they're on medicine you take like a jar of honey and then you make them like drowning it no i just i just hosed that ████ down and then just ████ ran how come i never spraying fire oh my god
7:35 like ████ arachnophobia have you guys seen a beehive i've never seen a beehive oh like a traditional like winnie the pooh looking one i've seen a beehive i didn't is that accurate is that screen accurate that they look like that yeah did they dangle no they always look ████ up kind of they look really demented but nobody wants to draw them domestic look like the ████ cheese danish that they have in cartoons no unfortunately what did you do to it you just looked at it left the ████ alone i'm not an idiot that's what i did because i'm curious uh i don't care if there's honey that's one thing i don't kill bees well i wouldn't kill a bee i just want to steal its honey like you could just buy it no but it's it's different when you oh steal it the thrill of the the kill of the freedom ryan's ████ creepy huh he'd be killing bugs i have one rule i will not kill bees
8:25 but all spiders but all other living things you killed though ████ on a dare this fool goes i'll kill a spider you know what i wanted to try though is i wanted to try eating a spider in southeast asia they make like it's like it looks like soft shell crab the way that they do and it looked really good i think it was android what's the type of spider they eat it looks like a big ass spider yeah is it straight up tarantula it looks like a tarantula yeah but they ████ find it in holes on the ground it looks kind of tasty to me yes and i want to try it i cannot no my mental fortitude isn't that strong do you eat some crazy ████ when you're in thailand no wow raw beef and that's not even that crazy i did not like it raw beef that's crazy to you yeah it's
9:16 just nasty really i took you for a adventurous man oh no now when it comes to food no i don't really i don't even like what do you eat hamburgers do you have a sensitive stomach hot dog in thailand i don't have i don't have a sensitive stomach i just don't like i guess the texture in my mouth i don't like i don't like raw fish raw in general yeah what do you eat i'm so curious um your parents raised you funny there are other things you know like what a bowl of rice dogs and a bowl of rice because my friend uh he uh he doesn't like rice because he says it reminds them of maggots so he only likes sandwiches do you think there's some trauma they'll relate any food to something gross though i feel like there are more maggots and sandwiches than rice maybe you're right but for him he doesn't eat rice he only eats sandwiches
10:07 but there are weird people who are like i don't eat white creams and i'm like what the hell yeah i know people like that i'm like you're home bro creeps is that a racial thing i don't know i think so i think so i think that's where it stems from really no absolutely not so what is your day go-to food what do you like to eat um i like chicken oh i ████ love chicken what's your favorite like fried chicken fried chicken oh fried chicken it's so good it's like that's like my favorite your favorite fried chicken franchise kfc is my favorite product kfc like original recipe that's just that's my favorite it's a nostalgic thing i'm guessing i think it's awesome no but it ████ tastes good it's good very juicy ████ good yeah it's a juicy chicken the hater for kfc is nuts in here it's nuts in here i love kfc people don't like kfc who hates kids but if there is a choice his pompous ████ so he doesn't like it i eat everything dude bart would say
10:58 chicken's the best bart's wrong bart says terrible's coffee is the best exactly thank you bart's wrong have you guys had louisiana's style fried chicken though you can only get it in the hood where there's bulletproof glass and if they don't have bulletproof glass it's not a louisiana style it's not as good they're all relatives and they all own it so if you go into a franchise that's louisiana fried chicken it's probably they're all chinese cambodias that are related don't bring your gun because it's bulletproof glass you can't shoot through it don't even need it it's like a bank it kind of is so the way they give you the chicken they give you like i think it's the chains in l.a right it's it's there's one in pasadena there's one there's like two in south central there's like yeah they're but it's usually combined too like they got a donut shop or like a chinese restaurant right next to it like it's like a it's like was it fried
11:48 chicken and donuts fried chicken and chinese food like that's the best combo is that franchise made by cambodians no it was like i bought like he was a guy from texas and then so nobody's from louisiana and this sir no but it's kind of like how the cambodians got into donuts you know or like the vietnamese got into nails like it started with an old franchise and it just so happened where they got all their friends together family like hooked it up yeah and then they kept like buying franchises for each other you know like the indians got the 7-elevens damn so at the koreans got the wig shops at the root of it all it's not even a louisiana guy nope interesting i think he was texan i made i might have made that up i'm always proud of us for going to fried chicken from spiders you know colonel sanders was cambodian that's the yeah the original spices spicy
12:38 sanders they're actually cambodian spicy sanders people don't know that it's common misconception people are wrong [Music] do
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