0:00 As soon as Rihanna leaves, do you guys all take turns sniffing her seat? >> Just smells like Can you imagine? >> Dang. >> I'm just saying it just smells like doodoo cuz you know she just doesn't have time to wipe cuz she's so busy. >> Well, that's an assumption. Like, >> but I just heard she doesn't have time. That's what I heard, too. >> I think you wipe. I think she wipes. >> She You definitely wipes. >> What about Nicki Minaj? I don't think she wipes. >> She definitely don't wipe. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. We got Aerys here. >> Oh, >> some of you might not know Aerys, right? So, we So, sometimes maybe in the last flight of videos, you heard somebody laughing off camera. >> Yeah, >> that's him. >> That was me. >> Boom. >> Well, he's already been on JK like just casually. I think we're so used to him being around. >> We are. >> We never thought Yeah. >> Oh, wait. The audience doesn't know cuz
0:51 they'll be like, "Who's this random dude sitting on my side? I think you sat next to me." But we never really like sat down been like, "Okay, guys. So, this is who Aerys is. >> Yeah. >> So, Aerys, he's a homie. But who are you, brother? >> Uh, I'm Filipino. >> That's who you are, huh? >> He's the fancy Filipino man. >> 41year-old Filipino. >> Lit. >> You're 41. I'm 41. >> Jesus. >> Harris is like the probably the oldest friend that I have. Like, >> yeah, >> literally. >> He's literally oldest. Yeah. >> Yeah. He's He's original Quest Crew, but then we were also in three other crews before we even were in Quest Crew. >> Nice. Yeah. So, you guys met when? >> Probably 2001. >> Where? >> Yeah. Montabella. I met him because randomly uh I had friends that were uh that I was um practicing break dancing with. >> There we go. >> And then um
1:41 >> and then they went to the Montabella mall or something and they saw him and he had a shirt. Was it your shirt? >> Yeah, it was mine. >> He had a shirt that had like a B boy on it and they were like, "Oh, dude, you break, too?" And then um they these guys called me. They were like, "Hey, we met some dude that also breaks. You want to come over to his house? We're going to we're going to break together. >> Wow. >> I was like, "Cool." Literally how it went. >> It was very like we were like 17, 18. And then uh yeah, I went over to his house and then this fool's playing Counter-Strike. I was like, "Oh ████ that's tight." And then we just hung out ever since. >> Dude, you had a fast modem. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Had cable internet. That's when he first discovered it, too. >> In 2001, this fool had fast internet. >> Were you Did you live in Montabelloo? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Did you have a Roadrunner? What did you have? >> Road? >> Oh, no. It was Time Warner. Yeah, Time Warner is Road Runner, ████ >> That's Road Runner. >> Yeah, you're welcome. >> Hey, did you go to Sure.
2:31 >> Montabella? >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Yeah, he knew Gio. >> Yeah, >> you went to uh I thought >> Gio's cousins. Oh, okay. Claudia. Okay, cool. Cool. >> He knew Gio. >> Stupid. >> That's what I heard. >> What the ████ >> Yeah. ████ yeah. >> I went to Sher's dance. That's why. But you went to their dance. >> Yeah. >> Was it fun? I don't remember. I was on drugs. I knew it. Doesn't sound that fun. Yeah. Doesn't sound fun. >> He Aris came on here a long time ago. Uh it was one of the times you weren't here, but uh we had his ex Iris, who's like uh she's from the Netherlands, and she was visiting, so we were like, "Oh, why not come on here with uh she was here with Andy Zetta, and then um Aerys came in to pick her up later at the end of the day. We were like, "Oh, we got three more videos. Come jump in a few of them." We did one where we quized them on why they have such a longdistance relationship. But then they had since
3:22 like broken up, so we I just was like, "Don't put that video up." >> Yeah. Yeah. That would have been funny. Yeah. But he was dating a girl literally from Netherlands. Yeah. And she's great. Yeah. >> How long ago was this? >> That was a long time ago. >> Nobody says don't put that video up. >> A long time. It was like >> So we would have had a video where people are like get to know Anthony. >> Anthony. Yeah. >> So we would have had a get to know Aerys video, but those never >> Well, that's the that's during that's during the period where we needed to do. so many videos in a short amount of time and there wasn't enough people around so I just had to like hit everybody up that I knew and was like, "Hey, would you want to go on camera for a bit?" >> Oh wow. >> It was It was cool. Yeah, she did great. >> Fun stuff. >> Ask them not together no more. >> Why you guys not together? >> Long distance. >> Netherlands to here. >> Yeah, but then I married the girl that was all the way in UK and that's the same distance. >> Excuses. >> Damn.
4:12 >> She moved out here though. Well, >> what the ████ is that sound? >> It's not me, dude. I didn't do it this time. >> Do ████ dude. I I didn't ████ do that. >> That's ████ I didn't ████ do ████ >> How do you make Yeah, long distance is a tough. >> Do you need that advice? >> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> But you're not with her anymore, so I think it's way >> Hey, talking into getting back with her. >> How long till she moved here? >> How long? >> I think I think we were dating for like 6 months and then that was it. >> And then she moved here. Well, I kind of kept her here >> against her will. >> You said, >> "Nah, >> don't leave. >> Guess what? You're here." >> Nah, immigration was like, "You make some tea." >> She No, they ████ Theuh ICE kept her for 5 hours and >> Oh, ████ >> Wait, >> at the airport. >> Really? >> No, bro.
5:02 >> They It wasn't ICE. It was But it was immigration. >> Border Patrol. >> It was under Biden. Yeah. >> It's like customs, you know, when you go through Yeah. >> Yeah. cuz I went to go pick her up and she goes, "Oh, I just landed. I'll be there in a minute." And I'm like, "Cool." And I waited and I called her phone, nothing. And I was like freaking out cuz I was like, "What happened?" I was waiting her for 5 hours and I was like, "That's it. I got to get some In and Out. I'm hungry." >> And then as I was driving there, it said like >> US Secret S or some US government some ████ on my caller ID. So I was like, "The f███." and I picked it up and ended up being like, "Yeah." So then we were talking like, >> "You got to get to your Coinbase account right now and send us a bunch of Apple gift cards. >> Guess I'm not going to In-N-Out." >> This is Jennifer Anderson. >> It's Jennifer Anderson and I love you.
5:54 >> So I was like, "Yo, it made things serious cuz it was like they're like, "Yeah, uh, I don't think you can come back in another year." And so I was like, "Is can't they even do that cuz you have a be visa? It's not illegal. And then so we called a lawyer, which is actually Hawk's lawyer. >> Oh, really? >> His friend, you know, your guys's friend. I was like, "Hey, you're British. Like, how did you get citizenship and s███?" He goes, "I got a lawyer." And I'm like, "Sick." So I So we called the lawyer and we're like, "So can they actually like make it that she can't come back for a year?" And he goes, "Well, it's it depends. The agent can do if they want to be a dick next time she comes back, they can just be like, >> man, >> nah, you ain't coming in." They can choose to be like that. >> Yeah, cuz they kept saying that she was like working or doing random ████ and she's like, "Dude, I'm not I'm just chill. Like, I work in film." She goes,
6:44 "Oh, and film in LA, huh?" So, it was like that. So, it's like I think it was just too much of that. And then we're like, "Okay, so what should we do?" And then I was like, "I think the easiest and cheapest thing to do is just get married." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. And then that's kind of how it went down. >> Yeah. So you guys uh Aerys sometimes helps with the tech and that's probably why like he's in the back and you don't see him. But then because Colleen couldn't make it, she was having some issues so Aris stepped in. >> So here he is. >> Yeah. >> All right. So you know that's what happened. Um so in your case she ████ bought a ring and proposed dude. You should marry her. >> You weren't thinking ahead. >> She's a she's a good girl. He was So the the story about how they started dating is really cool. like we used to uh we she's part of our like little group that we play online games with
7:34 >> and um and we hadn't even like really like met up with her at all for like many years and then when he finally saw her in person he fell in love. >> That's tight. >> Is that true? >> And then what how did she get away? >> Cuz when we first met her, she was with that dude. She was with a guy the first time we met her in Amsterdam, she was she had a boyfriend and then like later on we saw her again and she was single and this fool saw her in a dress went down on her. >> Crazy. >> Wow. >> Wait, really? >> Immediately. >> Yeah. >> What the hell? >> That's so cool. >> That's a powerful move. >> Really? >> He didn't take her out. He ate her out. >> Hey, that's that's a you move. >> Gosh. >> And she was a hooker. >> Yep. >> She was. >> Hannah's not hooker, but I It was >> Why you's not a hooker, but Yeah, >> thanks for clarifying. >> It didn't work out though. >> Yeah, distance is crazy. But
8:25 >> he's a man of few words, Aerys. >> But he does tell us a lot in a way. >> Do you guys try? Like you guys ever just try afterwards? You know what I'm saying? Like after you just like where you guys are just like, you know what? >> Was it abusive? >> This ████ is hard. >> Was it abusive? >> What was it though that didn't make it work out? You guys didn't want to >> It's cuz we were like hype about, oh, she was going to try to move here. >> Oh. And then it just started going away like that. >> Is it because it's it got too real and it's like >> fix it. Fix it. Fix it. >> Fix it. Fix it. >> Only you can fix it. Get married. >> Fix it. I can fix this. >> What was your phone >> the stage fright >> when when you say like it was getting serious and she's going to move here and then she's and then it got I don't know what happened there. >> Well, cuz I was hoping for her to move here >> and then >> I really wanted that to happen. >> But it was her that got >> Kofi. It's just it just started that
9:17 subject started like being shifted away. I was like, >> "How does that happen?" >> To be fair, to be fair, it's a little bit tough cuz she she lives in a superior country. Like it's way cooler. >> Oh, cuz she don't got healthcare. She lives in the Netherlands. It's ████ That place is sick. >> Man, they they don't got car. They got bicycles. >> Why you telling me like they You don't want them to know. >> You don't need them to know. Edit that out. >> Cut it out. >> Yeah. Don't Don't let people know. >> That's >> No, they're going to think that that's real. They're going to actually cut out a joke. >> Don't cut the joke. >> They had hella joke. >> Second thought, leave it in. >> That's a good point. >> Well, I understand. It's It's a You said superior country, right? And then she just I'm I'm guessing she's just like, "You know what? Maybe America's not as good as I thought it was." Is that You think that's what could have happened? And then >> No, she we were both excited about it. >> America superior country, baby. Let's go. I got to hold on to what you got to
10:11 see. >> By the early >> I feel you, brother. I feel you. >> I'm so confused. It got that serious, >> but you guys never addressed it again and you just parted ways. >> Yeah. >> And you did you officially break up? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told her, "Well, more things happened. I can't really say." >> Yeah. >> No, you just >> That's the ████ real reason. >> No, man. I can't fix that. >> You know, you know, distance makes everything more complicated. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like you can't fix things as easy. >> It's on hard mode. >> It's on hard mode. Exactly. >> Wait, but were you guys playing video games together and trying to talk about it or what? What's going on? >> Weird game every day. >> So, you situation. >> Yeah. >> Um but it didn't work out. >> Yeah. >> We're just going to call you Colleen 2.0, dude.
11:01 >> Colleen? >> Yeah. >> Callen cuz we cuz we talked to you for 10 ████ minutes. We got ████ so far. >> Yeah. Me and Ryan said more ████ about your life. >> They're narrating your life, dude. >> Like I don't I don't know ████ about you. I know less about you than I knew 10 minutes ago. >> Yeah. So why can't you talk about it? Is it that personal? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's that personal. >> It's involving on on the person you know. >> Not in any cheating way. It's just why >> for JK this guy. >> Yeah. >> Oh ████ >> I talked about there's a guy touching my dick one time while I was asleep. Dude, dude, that's the best story. That's like that's a hot story. Like, >> it's a hot story. >> Sexy. >> Subin opened up to us about how he thinks Hunter Schaer's hot as hell. >> Like, why can't you just tell us what the hell is going on? >> I said sure. Why can't you tell us? >> Asking about the crypto center.
11:51 >> ████ you, man. >> What the heck? >> No, I'm just kidding. >> The crypto center is where he works. That's where he works. >> You said crypto. So, I'm just That's the bit right now. >> No, that's the place where he works. >> What do you do at the crypto.com? I work with the sweets. >> Oh ████ >> You mean like if you watch like basketball or something and then like you book the suits? >> No. So I have servers. They set up the sweets and make sure everything's set up properly. >> He's supervisor for the sweets. >> Oh, >> he runs that ████ >> And then I do you mean celebrities in there? >> Oh yeah. >> Damn. >> What kind of Who who >> I mean I see all the players walking in. >> Oh, >> what's Luca like? >> He's chill. He's the way he is on TV. That's how he is in person. >> He's very European. >> He walks the way he you see on >> they walk slow. Huh. >> As soon as Rihanna leaves, do you guys all take turns sniffing her seat? >> Rihanna
12:41 >> just smells like ████ Can you imagine? >> Dang. >> I'm just saying it just smells like doodoo cuz you know she just doesn't have time to wipe cuz she's so busy. >> Whoa. That's an assumption. >> That's what you think about Rihanna. You >> know what for the he I think you wipe. >> Honestly, Rihanna fire. You're the best. I can't wait till I meet you one day. >> She doesn't have time to wipe. >> No, but I just heard she doesn't have time. That's what I heard, too. I have a friend. >> Fire. I can't wait till I meet you. >> I think you wipe. I think she wipes. >> She He definitely wipes. >> What about Nicki Minaj? I don't think she wipes. >> She definitely don't wipe. >> If you virgins want to know any really hot knowledge, ask him about his excursions. He's the most experienced member of our team. >> In what way? Like >> he's a traveler, cave diving. >> Let's just say if he was a gynecologist, the it's booked. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. I've heard about heard stories about you, dude. >> Can't get an appointment. Dude,
13:31 >> I hear you do it in weird places, too. >> He told me you do it in like the backstage. >> He's the guy that I was talking about. I didn't name him, but like before, so like at a party, this dude was having sex in the ████ like the attic basically. And then a bunch of us like busted the door open and filmed them and then uh and recorded we recorded the moaning and ████ And the girl that he's had had sex with took the moaning uh soundwaves and made a rap song out of it and put on Spotify. >> Wow. >> So Arrows was >> moaning go through. >> Yeah. Yeah. She >> You had the ultimate gamer chick and you're like, "Nah, she'll go through my fingers." And you had this chick who took the moaning and she made it a rap song and sold to Spotify. Let it go through my fingers, too. I'll find something better. >> That rapper chick was a lesbian. She wasn't even straight. >> You were ████ her. >> Yeah. or she was ████ >> That's the magic of That's the magic of
14:21 this dude. >> How did that happen? >> She wasn't even straight and like the whole time he's flirting with her and everyone's like, "Dude, stop. She does doesn't like guys." And then she ████ had sex with >> But she she was digging it. She was digging what you you're giving out. >> I have no idea. We just we were just drunk and then >> she probably hasn't hooked up with a guy since or or was she like, "You could you could kind of pass as a woman." >> Maybe maybe maybe. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I think she's like you have kind eyes. >> You have feminine. All of us who wish we were you were just like, "Yeah, that's probably it." >> Yeah, it's probably cuz we're too ████ dude, man. >> But that's that's the guy that was in that story that I told basically. >> That's cool, >> dude. You're a legend. I've already known you're a legend. But >> was she a Was she a gold star? >> Gold star? >> Yeah. Do you wreck a gold star? >> What do you mean? >> Gold star lesbian. You don't know anything about that? >> I never heard that. >> Gold star a lesbian who's never been with a man ever. >> Exactly. >> Oh, no. She's been with dudes.
15:12 >> So, she's by then. So, >> but then before me, she only wanted girls. >> And I'm like, "Oh, yeah." >> So, you opened up the door for men. >> Yes. >> Wow. You turned one. But she didn't. >> Cuz then after >> Yeah. >> A year after, she started dating a guy. >> Oh, really? Oh, she did. That way straightness. >> And now she's a Mormon. She's married with seven kids. >> Instead of having uh my ass >> uh uh lesbian conversion therapy, they should just have a one night. Look, my whole thing, my thing, my favorite thing about Eris off camera, he always tells me, he's like, "Lesians, I don't even think it's a real thing because they always, why do they got to use dick-shaped objects, >> right?" Yeah.
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