0:00 [Music] Welcome back to literally the next minute after the last episode ended. Uh, >> what the ████ >> These guys are finally cleared to speak again. No more water in the mouths. Everything's cool. >> Oh my god. >> Let's hear what these guys thought. >> That ████ was mindblowing, dude. I had a heart attack, panic attack, anxiety attack. I'm like, what the ████ going on? >> Ryan burned my shirt, dude. There's a hole in my shirt. >> Oh my goodness. >> Wow. >> Hell of a last episode, huh? >> Oh my god. >> Give it up for Ryan. >> No, these guys, dude. So, let's introduce everybody one by one because uh >> start with the French tourist. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys,
0:50 you guys, you guys talk to them and find out about them. Yeah. >> Number one, dude. Number one. >> No. What was >> that? Almost got me, dude. That ████ almost got me. [Laughter] >> This is one of my long long time friends. This is Nelson Sim. Yeah, >> this is my bud. >> French man. >> Nice to meet you. >> You guys work so hard like to to you. >> I know you were hard, but like also you were hard to make clap. Like it was I was like, "F███, man. I got to I got to go in." >> Well, I don't want to get tased. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's crazy. That tasing feels weird. Nick, how would you wrist lock that? >> Huh? >> What was your question? >> How would you wrist lock him? >> No, dude. ████ it. You do it. You do it. You go try. >> Why asking questions like that?
1:40 >> This guy needs to get tased. >> Yeah, they taste this guy. >> This is my great buddy Noel right here. He played all these different games. >> That hot dog stank so bad. >> Yeah. >> Yo. Yeah. >> What was the secret? >> The secret is that it was in it was in the trunk of my car since like 2 days ago. Oh, >> yeah. You can steal my recipe. That's totally fine. And then, uh, Hinrich was kind enough to join us from Lionheart. >> Uh, did you know it was him from the start? >> Kind of a little. No, not really. No, I didn't. >> I didn't. >> I was like, dude, if Nick gets pissed off enough, this guy's ████ >> Here. I was like, yeah, >> ████ >> I thought it was fake taser. Real taser. That's real. It's a real taser, bro. He hit me all the way. He hit me one time. I was like, "What the f███?" >> Good.
2:30 >> What the >> he did? Hey, I was I didn't even do nothing. >> He hit me again. I was like, "Hey, >> we are currently on the record, which means >> you were just getting him for no reason." >> I got him at the end. I was breaking, man. >> I was trying. >> And of course, all you guys know Michael, he was kind enough to make it out. Michael show up for us. OG Michael. Yeah, Michael was he was uh the producer when I first came on, so I just had to have him be part of it somehow. >> Thank you. >> And it's great to have >> How'd you even get his number? >> What do you mean? I don't know. >> We're all on the same call sheet from back in the day. >> That's true. >> And then the ninjas, my This is my buddy Henry that got these uh the trickers to perform. >> Where's Henry at? There's Henry at >> And these are two two other buddies. What are your names again for camera? Uh
3:20 Ben, >> real ninjas, dude. He's also gonna be performing with his troop at the uh meet and greet. They're going to do a tricking demo for us. Yeah. >> At uh at Cat Demo Team. >> Okay. >> Yeah, they're awesome. Yep. And then you guys obviously know Christian Lopez. >> It's great to have he's he's obviously like in case you guys may not know, he's one of our mods for the YouTube. So, he gets to delete all the comments that we probably won't like. Uh, he's he's been a loyal fan to everything you guys have ever done since the beginning. This guy's the literally the number one truth and it's great to have him here today. >> Start running over. >> What' you say? >> Ryan, you told me the gummy dessert ra [Laughter]
4:12 was ████ me up. >> Anthony was about to crack, dude. Dude, I told him to come in and just quietly like start bumping into stuff and just keep ramming Joe and uh Anthony. >> I could I could I tried not to laugh, but when I turned around started laughing, I just heard somebody spit water when I left. >> That was me. Yeah, it was this guy. >> Oh, that was torture. >> Aris over there helped coordinate the whole thing. He he like ran the whole staging in the back. Great. You guys all know Bane Armstrong. We've had him on here before. the buff Dora. Yeah. His instructions were just to come in here and play his character, mess with you guys, and then totally destroy the stereos back there against the I didn't even see it, but it sounded really >> It sounded broke. He broke it. He sounded amazing. He did that great job. >> Sound like ████ Hulk through it. >> Yeah, of course. And then, of course, our our lovely main event. We got Jennifer Murphy with us.
5:04 >> I know you guys think I'm either marbles or like the super troll, but >> you can still wonder. We've sung we've sung her song in here. >> As soon as I heard As soon as I heard her music, I was like, "Oh ████ that's crazy." >> I I was hoping she would show up after I heard the music. >> Really? >> Yeah. I was like, "Oh, is she really going to come out?" And then she did. I was like, "Yes." >> And then my water came out, so I had to drink more water. But >> Oh, you had fake ninja stars? >> Yeah. >> Super. >> I throw them very >> Oh, nice. >> Yeah, that was that was really I was hoping that you Yeah, we've sung I Want to Be Ninja. So it's it's in we should be getting a copyright strike for advertising. >> When we first heard it for a whole year straight and we would just keep singing it. >> As soon as we first heard it, that became our anthem in this room. So to have you actually in here performing it
5:54 in front of us live is like the biggest treat. So thank you for >> I love you guys. I really do. I love your show. I'm a big fan >> and I'm so proud of you for like taking on a new chapter going to Vegas. You're going to rock it there. My friend Lambo, he plays Chiao in my movie, you know. >> Yeah, we know. I talked to him, too. Yeah, we know that guy. Yeah. >> So, you know, it's a Small World. >> Yeah. So, anyway, good job, guys. >> Yeah. And in case you guys didn't know, she has a whole movie based on that song. >> Please go watch that. It's on Amazon, right? >> It's on Prime Tuby Finlex. Yeah. >> I'm infiltrating Ninja Style. >> Nice. And then we have Rakia. Rakia, show yourself in the camera for a bit. Rakia has been on here a few times. He's We're lucky enough to have him just film as a fourth camera in case in case any of these people were out of the shot. We got that going and that's an awesome
6:44 like POV for everybody to watch. Is that your >> Yeah. Where's Julia? >> Yeah, he's my Twitch. You think he looks like me, too? >> Really? >> Everybody thinks that. >> Thought of that. I didn't want to see. >> What the heck? Yeah, that's my brother. Yeah, we didn't even get to say hi to Julia. She just popped up and left. Julia was meant to do this whole thing with me, but she's got work. She was cool enough to still be here. She was She was here since 9:00 a.m., by the way. What? >> Are you serious? >> She was remote working in the other office from 9:45 >> in the front. >> In the front. 9:45. >> How did you know no one was going to go up there? >> Cuz you guys never go back there. >> They just pay rent. >> Yeah, you just Yeah, you just pay the rent in that room. You don't >> I take naps there sometimes, >> dude. I would not have been spitting out this much water if I wasn't next to tape that ████ over here. If I looked over, he would just be drooling, spouting, the craziest ████
7:35 >> It was so hard. >> It's tough. Yeah, especially cuz we taped you down. >> Yeah. And I couldn't move and I couldn't run away. >> We taped you down because we really wanted you to think the cake was going to explode. >> I was stupid. >> That was That was so scary. >> Yeah. I had to order special production uh fuse. >> I thought it was going to blow up and and like and it was smoking so hard. >> I was actually worried the sprink ████ I I was looking at the sprinklers like I was like >> I didn't know it was going to smoke that hard. We I I bought it in a threeack and like that was supposed to be the weakest one. We we tested the strongest one this morning when you guys were in here and it made so much fire and sparks we were like, "Yeah, let's not use that. We'll use the weak one." And the ████ test that >> outside in the parking lot trying to make sure >> you you don't go there either, >> dude. Every single time this guy spat out water and spat on me. >> Sorry.
8:27 >> Which would make me spit on me. Yeah. I thought we were going to start spitting on you. >> I thought we were going. >> Yeah. But we were like, "Good." >> And then I'll turn around. I hear this guy's breathing. And I'm like, "Jesus." >> And he's hitting into your chair. Boom. Boom. >> Yeah. It was It was so good. >> Hey, Subie, how would you wrist lock him? >> Yeah, >> I just walk away, man. >> Julia. Julia was meant to do this the whole thing being And but she has to be in Burbank like right and there's no way. Like I was like just to play it safe, just do the first line, head out and then Yeah. But she was doing all of her meetings in there. She was on like a webcam talking to people the whole time in there since 9:45. >> Thanks to JK, she got that job. So you're welcome. >> Welcome, Julia. >> Did you guys have any other questions for anybody in here? >> I just want to thank everyone for like
9:17 doing this, like making it so memorable. Like >> you enjoyed that way too much. >> It was so good. No, if you guys are wondering what was on that map, show that that was funny. No, no, don't show it. Don't show. >> How do you describe How do you describe it, Ryan? The host. >> Describe it. >> It just looks like elderly passion. >> Okay. Elderly passion. >> Yeah, it's just elderly passion. >> So big, >> dude. I was too scared to open this in the beginning cuz I thought I was going to get tased. I was like, I don't know what the ████ is happening. >> And then I ████ opened this. I was like, damn it. >> Yeah. So, that's a running bit for those of you who don't know that Anthony looks at this movie in a sexual way. >> Uh, it was completely made up. He He never said that. We just created it after. >> Oh, thank you for clearing that up for everybody. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, he never did. But it's funny to see it. So, uh, yeah. Did you guys have any other stuff you were
10:08 wondering about? So, the cake really wasn't going to blow. >> The cake wasn't going to blow. >> It was just a fuse. It was a It was a movie fuse, basically. Now, I know I could fan a fuse with my two feet like that. You were trying to put it out by spinning the water at it. >> I was kind of jeep going back on. >> I know, >> dude. Yeah, it's a strong fuse. But it's one of those ones you get from like a movie production house and they just make them to be like like that's not really a real fuse would just be >> Oh, yeah. It goes fast. >> It goes fast. But I was really hoping that's why I strapped you in cuz I'm like, let's strap him in and put a bomb cake in front of him. >> That was a great idea. It was my torture. But, you know, great. Yeah. >> I wish Nick was sitting here. >> What was which thing made you guys crack the hardest? >> I think we had the most crap. >> Yeah, you guys got you guys. >> Dude, we're getting ████ hit by this guy over here. >> Well, and see the thing that's
10:58 interesting is that I was hoping that like it it would be harder for them because they can see everything coming down. >> Yeah, >> it was hard though cuz I'm like what the ████ >> You were like you can't turn around your chairs. These guys won't have to ████ turn around. I'm just looking at them. They're always like that. Dude, you guys were so tight with the sequencing, too. They were like clockwork. It was so good. >> While Ryan's like, "Did you know that in Zelda?" I'm like, "What the ████ is going on, dude?" >> It was so good. >> I was going to do a normal article, but I'm like, "I got to talk about something I know myself so that I could just keep stopping and starting." But me and Julia were going to We were going to host We were trying to find the most boring article possible and then just act like it's so exciting the whole way. But there was no way. Who made you crack the hardest? >> Everybody, but in different moments. Cuz it wasn't just funny. It was like
11:48 someone was uncomfortable. Someone was like it the hot dog smelled so bad >> that I thought I was going to vomit. >> So many different emotions. Like Julia pops up. I'm like, "Oh." But I can't say anything. And then like I'm just like, "Oh, I want Oh, that's a great I wanted to be like that's so great. The choreography was great." And I'm like, "Hey dude, Bing's back." You know, what's up? I wanted to say so much stuff. But yeah, it was I couldn't say anything. >> What was the hardest for you, Anthony? >> Sitting next to him straight up. >> Just joking. >> I think I could have handled a lot more of it, but just being Dude, look look at him now. >> Look at him out of this context. Normally, it's already funny, but like >> I think I lost. >> Yeah, we'll get to that in a minute. >> Like once once he started fanning a fuse with his feet. >> Don't forget about that. >> How about you, Nick? >> It was the map. >> The map.
12:38 >> I wasn't expecting the map. caught me the off guard. >> I just thought it was just the French and I was like, "All right, cool. I can handle that." >> Santa Monica. >> Yeah. And I open it up and I see a picture that, you know, I love >> is near and dear to my heart. >> Okay. All right. What about you, Stephen? >> Oh, he's going to be Christian in the map. >> Wait, wait, Christian. >> It's just him hitting hitting his ass like his whole face is just like shaking, bro. That was freaking hilarious. >> Dude, you did great, Christian. What about you, Bart? I think the shock factor was for sure the map. >> Yeah. >> No, because I'm like cuz he keeps coming in, right? So I'm like, "Okay, maybe he really is looking for Santa Monica." So I was like, "Maybe if I point to it, he's going to leave." >> But then when he opens up, I was going to I'm like, "What the ████ >> It's so >> And then he started laughing and that
13:28 made me ████ laugh." >> I could see him laughing. >> You laughing was making me laugh. >> And as soon as we started laughing, he gets closer in our face. He said, "I could hear him laughing." I could hear him laughing. I'm like, "Even him laughing." >> I was like, "Yeah, French guy." He was like, "A f███." >> Like, even he's laughing. What the hell? >> So, also, I don't know Heinrich. I just met him today. >> But I I hit up Linheart and I'm like, "Hey, is there anybody that would be down to mess with Nick?" Because I think he would be shocked to see someone that like there's no way I would know. >> And also, if Nick gets out of hand, you need someone to ████ >> That's true. >> take care of him. >> I'm just going to try to push his button to see how far he go. And he knows my buttons. This guy the worst guy you could have got. >> We're going to give one of these to Jennifer >> and then uh and then Hinri going to come over here. Joe, you're going to have seats. >> No. >> I'm tied. I can't get up. >> I worked I worked hard.
14:19 >> Not even connected to the chair anymore. >> Who wants to do the third one? >> You. You do it, dude. >> Who gets the balls? >> Or maybe Michael. >> Right here. >> Are we really shocked? Yeah, it's it's the weakest possible taser you can get on Amazon. >> No, it's the ████ >> Put water in his mouth. Put water >> I got water on my shirt. >> That ████ works. >> Put water in his mouth. >> All right, so uh >> don't do his head at 3 2 1. Yeah, you don't have to do his head on. 3 2 1 Give the uh give the JK News um off thereord intro. >> Bro, this looks >> ending with whatever we want. We'll get you right at the end of that. >> Hey guys. Hey guys, this is uh Off the Record again where we we talk about whatever we want. >> Oh ████ Oh ████ Oh ████ Oh man, that
15:09 ████ actually all feels like bees. No. >> All right. Thank you guys. [Applause] >> Thank you guys. >> Yeah, I got that hurt. I thought you said it's fake. >> No. No. >> He lied to us that ████ on the left side. That was so perfect. [Applause]
16:00 This guy in my head was ████ ████ Very nice.
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