0:00 [Music] so there's a politician in spain espana string them up who has a very um interesting theory about sex he believes that the main purpose of sex is about procreation okay what so why are people doing all this casual sex ████ okay sounds like a loser he thinks this s███'s whack this guy gets no puss dude he's never jacked off before no i guarantee you he jacks up all the time apparently he gets a lot of puss so that's not true oh it really says who the article the article i don't think this article says that wrote that he wrote himself he might be trying to reproduce a lot that's why oh that's a good one that's a good one he's a professional we need more people though we don't across countries we don't need more people we just need good people
0:50 wait counterpoint aren't world population uh birth rates going down i think it's sure they are first world first world yeah japan right is a very japan's had the problem for a while japan and korea europe's ████ up europe's pretty bad uk is bad yeah our china is pretty bad too right china's i don't know chinese people will always be able to create do have a couple of friends in their like mid to late 30s that have made the commitment as couples to not have kids anymore which i feel like in my parents generation is like unheard of they said they're not going to have them anymore they just never don't want kids they just don't want it it's like that's not for us we're just like we just like this we like this and you know that's us and that's not even like kids or no kids that's like our parents have like 10 11 kids and now we're like dude one's a lot yeah
1:41 well it used to be they had so many ████ kids because half them were gonna die that's true and you need your progeny to live on and ████ have you guys seen like a ████ bar graph of how many baby boomers are are there compared to us so like if you add millennials and gen z together they don't even make up the baby boomer generation it's like a ████ big tall boner and two ████ little dicks my whole life i've been thinking or i've been hearing about how when the baby boomers retire how ████ social security is but the beauty is they'll never get to retire hey jokes on them work till you die they did good they did good those politicians are sneaky sneaky ████ these guys so now this cat is saying that sex is strictly for the purposes of procreation and that the mindset of sex is more casual has led to the depopulation
2:31 of spain due to the degradation of their culture i see you understand really there's just banned condoms there in spain then yeah why why would you do that why i don't know anymore my now i'm very insecure about my thought realm i was ████ up anthony i was really ████ up man i had no idea where that was going if you're catholic you already don't believe in condoms right i think so i don't know i didn't know that was a religious thing because you're not supposed to like spill the seed right so like if you it probably depends on how strict of a catholic you are i love generalizing as much as anybody but i don't know if that's the case because if you throw away your condom with the jizz in it that's spilling the seed they're supposed to plant the caesar they're supposed to bust nuts inside yeah yeah no
3:22 people do ████ say some christian stuff in bed though yeah like oh god oh god oh god you know okay oh mary magdalene [Laughter] immaculate conception [Music] say peter say peter pope francis oh that get well that's a different context yeah look at that i went too far there that's somebody getting railed in the ass by pope francis i'm not an archer boy i will say uh this could be wrong so hopefully someone in the comments can like shed some light on this but i could do it too cool hopefully somebody in the comments um but i remember when i went to go study abroad in spain and we were randomly casually talking about things like sex uh in america like third base is like oral right like home base is like the
4:13 glory hole and sex right but i believe over there or places in europe it's like sex is more casual so it's like third base but like to like get oral sex oh that's more like whoa that's like but i don't know that was when i was this is like over 10 years ago that's safe for your partner yeah or that's maybe either more intimate or more something but i have no ████ idea i heard that home run is is actually love and relationships yeah first base is negative orgies what first base is orgies space is orgies what baseball are you playing it goes from physical to emotional i see so like the first step is you meet each other and you're in an original and then you have a 69 yeah and then the second step is you invite 69 base one it's it's
5:04 when you connect this human centipede 69. yeah okay and then you keep i'm following you keep going into it and then um at the end of it you decide if you want to be in a relationship or not oh i thought it was gonna be you join a sex cult or not oh i thought home run was like you hold hands finally yeah that's a very bart home run dude that's the ████ grand slam for burst one you're what are you just avoiding hands the whole time you're like ████ you're just like no no no elbows only lick your ████ you can suck my dick but we ain't holding hands i don't know what kind of girl you think i am get the ████ off of me yeah yeah don't touch my hands pope francis so the population of zamora has declined by over 30 000 people over 20 years and this guy who's a far-right politician he's saying that this is why we forget that the main purpose of sex is procreation there are people who free
5:54 themselves from the chains of family and marriage to dedicate their existence to satisfying only their sexual desires dude i love that he phrases it as like the chains of family and children i'm like yeah you don't sound make it sound super great bro they don't do that i'm just like you're making it sound like a prison sentence yeah uh no thank you it's like they're cute chains cute chains no they're not cute like titanium chains maybe so they don't they don't like fuzzy like little golden gold or something like you get them from like claire's no no he um he's being very serious about this because they're they're actually really worried about the population issue when you think about the way that our culture is set up like here too if we did have a population issue that'd be kind of crazy like when you think about even the job shortages that we're seeing we're like you see everywhere it's like workers wanted and ████ like imagine there's it's not just people who are saying like
6:44 yo pay me more or whatever it's people who don't even exist enough yeah it's even like like sriracha right like we need to stop production because we don't have enough workers so stuff that you even like almost kind of take for granted was it a worker shortage or was it a supply shortage i thought they were not i think it was a workers shoulder i thought they were running out of chili's but is it working short because we don't have enough people or it's because like none of the people not wanting to work exactly yeah right but just things that you feel like would never end or are taken granted for you know it's just like anything can stop any time which is crazy that's very true yeah i always thought we had too many people on the planet i still feel that way depends on i mean globally yeah we are overpopulated as like humans we're always talking about like depleting resources like climate change and not being able to like you know go back and i've also read the opposite where if people like uh were spaced out over the
7:34 land we have actually way more land than we need yeah there's like enough i think it just i understand that but that's the same as being like if everybody just split the money equally we'd all be fine you know what i mean that's true that's true which is also true maybe why don't we do that we should just do that all right maybe in ryan's can i get some of your money i think it's worked real well in russia for china right cuba too i forgot cuba it's all in vietnam it's pretty good oh they're doing that with like the chinese celebrities right now where you can only make so much money yeah like guarantee they're hiding that somewhere like there's a loophole how how could they control that they're like you made it too much money this year yeah they just can't base off like endorsement sponsorships tours or whatever the freak like that because like i think too many people were getting like too much power with the people yeah but then you just like you know hide it get get gifts or whatever yeah but in in the you know land like that caught sag sucks then yeah
8:27 they need to create a screen act the gale man that's not a like a here's the minimum you can you can make it's that's ████ are there unions in china i don't think you know the only reason why the us doesn't have a population problem like the europe and all that is because we allow a lot of immigrants in so like our birth rate all first world nations like birth rates suck because we become educated we don't have kids to our 30s or whatever look at all the major cities right like we're not popping out ████ kids no and so to make up for that deficit we let in more immigrants one of the one of the things people were talking about though conspiracy wise about like why you know the roe versus wade and all that they don't want abortion it's like one is they want more kids to have higher birth rates but the other thing is what about the states that will allow abortions right so their method is allow
9:17 a ton of immigrants in and then because you know how like what's his name was gonna do the thing where immigrants get free healthcare newsom newsome our our our great california dear leader that's right right so like that's my favorite it's like they're both working the legal immigrants have to pay for the illegal immigrants healthcare basically that makes sense but then it'll bring in more illegal or just bringing more immigrants in general if they hear that they're like well free healthcare but it's like both states are in cahoots there where like the right and the left they still want a huge birth rate so they're going to use different tactics to do that all i know is when a popular when a politician starts talking about sex stuff that makes me really want to vote for them that's true especially if it's no sex i want them involved for fun yeah yeah no sex were fun you having to put ████ legislation out like that like no casual sex or
10:07 i think they better get on it they better start yeah no but real talk though i think the reason why is because ████ money dog like to like to ████ pay for a family in a and like everything it's so expensive in the city most city folks don't have kids yeah and they don't have like why would you yeah and then if you go rural it's easier to do that and it's more like family oriented yeah it's like like the public school systems too right like the reason why they call you when you ditch school isn't really because they care about your education it's every kid that shows up that day they get more funding so if half the schools ditch then they're losing half the funding because they don't they only get paid based off of how many kids show up so i think it's probably the same thing where it's like the census where like hey california we're having a lot more people now can we get more federal funding oh yeah you guys got way more than last
10:58 year so maybe maybe that funding should be like split amongst like the state and like the people who are having children because if you got paid to have kids maybe we'd have more kids maybe it's faster to have a full-grown jorge come over yeah than to have to sprout a whorehouse print more money and just pay people to make babies i want my horrors imported yeah that's what i do this is why nobody wants to listen to dancers talk about politics ryan's not here shut up and dance you
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